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Whats the most insulting thing anybody has every said to you in your life?

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  • #52
    JohnMarston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    Homer, you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a strange man offers you a ride, I say, take it!


  • #53
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    caitmb wrote: »
    I was once told I was the spit of Mary Harney!! MARY effin HARNEY....Im not by the way or at least thats what i tell myself as I sneak past mirrors just in case they explode!!

    A man dressed as a leprechaun once chased me and my mum down grafton street shouting BRENDA!! Come here brenda!

    He thought she was Brenda Fricker!! Started telling a crowd of Spanish students who she was and how much he loved her!


  • #54
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Maybe he was saying you have a nice big arse? Men give compliments in the strangest ways!!

    It would take a fairly strange man to compliment a womans arse after she's just dumped him.


  • #55
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Are you English?

    ... just kidding.


  • #56
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Napper Hawkins wrote: »
    It would take a fairly strange man to compliment a womans arse after she's just dumped him.

    He was clearly trying to win back her affection....


  • #57
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Jester252 wrote: »
    had someone call me a bastard a few mouths after my dad died. What was worse is that they failed to see the problem.

    ?
    That's not what a bastard is. Bastard is when your parents weren't married when you were born.


  • #58
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    fasttalkerchat wrote: »
    ?
    That's not what a bastard is. Bastard is when your parents weren't married when you were born.

    And even so, it wouldn't be a terrible thing to do.

    I got called a motherfücker the week after my mother died, and the guy was all "Oh Jesus, man, I'm sorry!".
    As if calling me a motherfücker while she was alive was more respectful of her.


  • #59
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    My friends and family all tell me Im heartless....

    Im the most generous person, Ill do anything for anyone...but I just dont do emotions, feelings or any of that other crap. I never cry at movies, I hate cuddling, I hate chick flicks, most of my friends are guys...

    So they say Im a heartless cow who should have been born a guy!

    But sure I dont care, I dont have a heart :rolleyes:

    MONSTER :mad:


    :pac:


  • #60
    Varied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    I've been on better rides in mosney.

    WTF is mosney??:confused:


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  • #61
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Varied wrote: »
    I've been on better rides in mosney.

    WTF is mosney??:confused:

    It's Butlins.


  • #62
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Varied wrote: »
    I've been on better rides in mosney.

    WTF is mosney??:confused:

    I loved Mosney!
    We were told that it was closed because Asylum seekers needed somewhere to sleep and were using the beds and it wasn't safe to go on the rides. As an 8 yearold I linked the two together and concluded that Africans had broken into Mosney and weren't letting anyone in. :D:D


  • #63
    Varied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    flutterflye wrote: »
    It's Butlins.

    Oh :(


  • #64
    pookiesboo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭pookiesboo


    I was chatting for ages to this fella and at the end of the night he said "You're actually nice, Im going to tell people, you really dont want to know what people say about you". P**ck


  • #65
    diabloro
    Registered Users Posts: 50 ✭✭diabloro


    Someone once told me I was a **** guitar player. RAAAAAGE.


  • #66
    Dupont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Dupont


    not to me but was in secondary school and got put outside then he says to rest of class "i hope none of you end up like him" didnt give a toss about it really just let down his tyres;)


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  • #67
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    pookiesboo wrote: »
    I was chatting for ages to this fella and at the end of the night he said "You're actually nice, Im going to tell people, you really dont want to know what people say about you". P**ck

    He said something nice, gets called a prick.
    Hope he wises up and helps the bitching along.


  • #68
    pookiesboo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭pookiesboo


    grindle wrote: »
    He said something nice, gets called a prick.
    Hope he wises up and helps the bitching along.


    He took pleasure in telling me that people were slagging me off :rolleyes:


  • #69
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    pookiesboo wrote: »
    He took pleasure in telling me that people were slagging me off :rolleyes:

    You made it sound like he took pleasure in your company, and was gonna set everybody straight about you.


  • #70
    pookiesboo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭pookiesboo


    grindle wrote: »
    You made it sound like he took pleasure in your company, and was gonna set everybody straight about you.


    Sorry I shouldnt have edited the start of the story


  • #71
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    DP (ooooh yeaaaaah)


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  • #72
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    pookiesboo wrote: »
    Sorry I shouldnt have edited the start of the story

    As a gift from me to you: I hope he dies. Soon.


  • #73
    pookiesboo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭pookiesboo


    grindle wrote: »
    As a gift from me to you: I hope he dies. Soon.


    Thats the kindest thing someone has ever said to me, I feel all warm and fuzzy :)


  • #74
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    pookiesboo wrote: »
    Thats the kindest thing someone has ever said to me, I feel all warm and fuzzy :)

    Probably cramps.


  • #75
    maddragon
    Registered Users Posts: 590 ✭✭✭maddragon


    My economics teacher told me the only way I would pass the paper was to eat it. Hurt me and made me laugh at the same time.


  • #76
    pookiesboo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭pookiesboo


    grindle wrote: »
    Probably cramps.


    Actually I just chucked some briquettes on the fire, its that Id say. Yep... definitely that


  • #77
    wellboytoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭wellboytoo


    'Is there no beginning to your talent?'


  • #78
    nice1franko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    14 years old and just got braces. I'm in the shopping centre trying to say/splutter something to the girl at the checkout and a little girl beside me about 6 years old girls says "nice bracelets. loser". Everyone laughed. The timing was impeccable. World record for the biggest reddner ever


  • #79
    skylight1987
    Registered Users Posts: 350 ✭✭skylight1987


    being called It . if this person was angry with me they would refer to me as an it, as if i wasnt a human being at all.GET IT OUT OF MY SIGHT i still remember it and it still hurts


  • #80
    bearhugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭bearhugs


    This girl I know came up to me in the pub one night and said "oh hi, saw your photo in the paper the other day! (pause...) said if theres ever a photo to turn you anorexic that'd be it!" and turned her back and left it at that. Was absolutely speechless. And it wasn't someone I knew beyond saying hello to, never had any kind of falling out or anything like that. Was the first (and last) time she ever spoke to me properly. I still think of it when I see her, so mean and hurtful. And I'm not skinny but by no means that big either, I'm 5'7 and a size 12.


  • #81
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    skylight1987 wrote: »
    i still remember it and it still hurts

    Stop speaking about yourself like that.

    It will be okay, won't it? *pats head*


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  • #82
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    It's hard to pinpoint one myself, I've had too many for one to stand out probably :P

    I do remember though looking through old photographs and my mother says about one of my aunt 'well she wasn't fat but she's the full of that dress anyway'.


  • #83
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I was told I'd make a great Ban Garda. Not Garda. Ban Garda.

    WTF?! :mad:


  • #84
    bluestrawberry
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭bluestrawberry


    omg what a cow! she needs a good slap of a frying pan across the head, the cheek of her!


  • #85
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,500 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Probably when a lad of about 3, at the talking stage where if he knows a bad word he'll use it in any context, called me a "c*nt bollix".

    It hurt.


  • #86
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    Someone once told me I was only slightly above average


  • #87
    m.j.w
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭m.j.w


    Was talking to some stuck up little prick one night and he asked me what I worked at. Told him I was an apprentice Electrician and he said "well done you"


  • #88
    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    At a stag party in Leitrim with friends, fairly well on in the night out in a beer garden and one of the locals was chatting to me mate, stopped and said "Can your friend understand what we're talking about?" "Yeah, why?" "Well cos he's French" "The ****!" "Sorry, you look French" The bleedin cheek of it, being called French. :mad:


  • #89
    Cruel Sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭Cruel Sun


    One time as a joke I poked this guy in the eye with a fork. He then called me an "ass".

    I don't know what's the problem with some people.


  • #90
    Dboy85
    Registered Users Posts: 627 ✭✭✭Dboy85


    Was once told flippantly by a councilor I'd never have quality of life...I was 16 at the time. Was cut up about it for years until I realised she knew me for like 5 minutes. I've since had two beautiful kids, a great partner and so far a successful career. The only thing I'd change is my hair line :P Fooking Dr Phil wannabes getting a thrill out of demoralising teenagers.


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  • #91
    naughtysmurf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,268 ✭✭✭naughtysmurf


    My old english teacher looked at me strangely when I announced that I was taking the higher level paper, I told him I was doing honours english at the start of the year to which he replied "So were a lot of other optimists" :D


  • #92
    Katgurl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,144 ✭✭✭Katgurl


    Which part of the UK are you from?


  • #93
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Dboy85 wrote: »
    Was once told flippantly by a councilor I'd never have quality of life...I was 16 at the time. Was cut up about it for years until I realised she knew me for like 5 minutes. I've since had two beautiful kids, a great partner and so far a successful career. The only thing I'd change is my hair line :P Fooking Dr Phil wannabes getting a thrill out of demoralising teenagers.

    Bet he didn't get your vote :p


  • #94
    jimthemental
    Registered Users Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    You're the load your mother should have swallowed.

    You bucket of scutter.


  • #95
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,749 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    i wouldnt ride ya if ya had pedals!

    but was from a kn****r who i caught doing something they shouldnt have been, so wasnt too insulted!!


  • #96
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Smeggy wrote: »
    No he looks like a b0ll0x.... and I'm female hahaha

    That made me LOL! :pac:


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  • #97
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    When I was between the tender age of 14 -17 I had very bad spots, People called me, Wait for it............. Bubble wrap. So I made it my username. :pac:


  • #98
    BeerSteakBirds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 502 ✭✭✭BeerSteakBirds


    jester77 wrote: »
    You are nothing like your father.

    Old principal I had in primary school who also taught my dad. She didn't like me and was always putting me down, that's the one I remember most.



    I found ''You're exactly like your father'' hard to take.

    I have a really bad in fact non existent relationship with him and consider myself to be very different from him even though I look a lot like him.


  • #99
    idunno78
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 856 ✭✭✭idunno78


    'I hope u die a slow and painful death' said when I was 8 or 9... Still hate the person who said it!!


  • #100
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Starla_o0 wrote: »
    I was told I'd make a great Ban Garda. Not Garda. Ban Garda.

    WTF?! :mad:

    Are you a girl?


  • #101
    thebostoncrab
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,491 ✭✭✭thebostoncrab


    Working in the civil service in a cell centre during a very busy period, I specialised in helping people out rather than looking for money from them, so I was one of the few good guys :p

    But I had one chap ring and he started ranting, and I always just let people rant because it's obvious they just want someone to hear it. But the guy hit me with the line: "I hope you never have children because I would be ashamed if my father did what you do."

    Only time I ever terminated a call and it stays with me always. ****.


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