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Most painful thing you've done?

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    #92
    iDave
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Did in my ACL and fractured my knee playing 5 a side. Astro turf pitches are the tool of the devil


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    #93
    Sar_Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭Sar_Bear


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I was at a Christmas party a few weeks ago. One of the lads brought mad dog hot sauce. I put some on my fingers and rubbed it into my friends mouth, went to the toilet and ended up with a burning vagina for the next hour. Jesus it was like acid! Toilet full of girls watching me pour milk on myself! I'll never forget that pain, I cross my legs when I think about it.

    I'm sorry, but that was just so funny! You're welcome for the milk by the way :P


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    #94
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Crushed cartlage in the hip from playing paintball.

    Chased someone off a cliff and went PAF!

    Got the kill though. Boo-ya.


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    #95
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Sar_Bear wrote: »

    I'm sorry, but that was just so funny! You're welcome for the milk by the way :P

    :o was hilarious alright, I dropped the glass of milk halfway through and I remember thinking 'don't cry over spilled milk' ....but my vagina is on fire!!!


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    #96
    Sar_Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭Sar_Bear


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    :o was hilarious alright, I dropped the glass of milk halfway through and I remember thinking 'don't cry over spilled milk' ....but my vagina is on fire!!!

    "Hey Sar, tell the barman what happened my vagina"

    *half an hour later*

    "Hey barman! My vagina is ok again!"


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    #97
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    When I was 16, I went through what I would like to call experimental but really it was just a dumb phase. A very dumb phase.

    I had read somewhere that if you injected salt solution into your veins, you would die. I didn't really want to die but I wanted to see what happened. So I made a strong solution, found a needle and injected the solution up my arm. Obviously it didn't get into my veins but the pain!! Holy mother of something was it painful!! It felt like liquid fire going up my arm. I couldn't scream either as I had been doing this 'experiment' while hiding out in the box room (I was in boarding school) instead of being in class for prep, which was a punishable offense.

    It was two weeks before I could move my arm from the 90 degree angle it was stuck in and someone started a rumour in school that I had been injecting myself with drugs and the multiple needle points on my forearm didn't help.

    It wasn't a good time.


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    #98
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    When I was 16, I went through what I would like to call experimental but really it was just a dumb phase. A very dumb phase.

    I had read somewhere that if you injected salt solution into your veins, you would die. I didn't really want to die but I wanted to see what happened. So I made a strong solution, found a needle and injected the solution up my arm. Obviously it didn't get into my veins but the pain!! Holy mother of something was it painful!! It felt like liquid fire going up my arm. I couldn't scream either as I had been doing this 'experiment' while hiding out in the box room (I was in boarding school) instead of being in class for prep, which was a punishable offense.

    It was two weeks before I could move my arm from the 90 degree angle it was stuck in and someone started a rumour in school that I had been injecting myself with drugs and the multiple needle points on my forearm didn't help.

    It wasn't a good time.

    You are an absolute fool of the highest order.


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    #99
    Larbre34
    Registered Users Posts: 23,797 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    When I was 16, I went through what I would like to call experimental but really it was just a dumb phase. A very dumb phase.

    I had read somewhere that if you injected salt solution into your veins, you would die. I didn't really want to die but I wanted to see what happened. So I made a strong solution, found a needle and injected the solution up my arm. Obviously it didn't get into my veins but the pain!! Holy mother of something was it painful!! It felt like liquid fire going up my arm. I couldn't scream either as I had been doing this 'experiment' while hiding out in the box room (I was in boarding school) instead of being in class for prep, which was a punishable offense.

    It was two weeks before I could move my arm from the 90 degree angle it was stuck in and someone started a rumour in school that I had been injecting myself with drugs and the multiple needle points on my forearm didn't help.

    It wasn't a good time.

    Christ of almighty, where do kids heads go to.

    Sounds like some people have had some Saw level injuries, self inflicted or otherwise....

    I got shoved backwards onto my planted foot on a muddy pitch which broke my ankle, opened my knee doing all the ligaments and sprained my hip joint, all in one move, if I could have cut off the leg and hopped away from it that day I would have - arthritis city here we come

    Also, like many people I had one of those dangerous early 80's childhood sunburns that left me paralysed and hospitalised, I remember only flashes of the aftermath but I was apparently delirious for 3 days

    Worst of all is being 6'3 and having to sit on a Dublin Bus seat for more than 10 minutes - it causes quadriplegia.


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    #100
    Princess Zelda
    Registered Users Posts: 355 ✭✭Princess Zelda


    Flew once with an ear infection.

    Little top - never do that. It hurts like hell.


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    #101
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    You are an absolute fool of the highest order.

    I wish I could deny this but sadly, you are correct.


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    #102
    renofan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 866 ✭✭✭renofan


    When I was 15, in summer, I was climbing a tree with friends. All I'd on was shorts as it was a hot day. About the height of a two story house the branch broke and I fell to the ground. Straight into a massive clump of nettles about 3 or 4 foot tall. When I mean I was stung head to toe I mean it. I was stinging so much I hadn't realised I'd broken my wrist until the stings subsided that night.


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    #103
    antodeco
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    I had my small finger crushed during a “skateboard stunt” when I was younger. The whole nerve popped out.

    I also fell and hit my head off the ground. A stone got stuck in my head and it had to be cut to get the stone out.

    I ate a very hot Indian food before. Felt like someone rubbed vaporub directly onto my anus


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    #104
    lemansky
    Registered Users Posts: 970 ✭✭✭lemansky


    Testicular torsion.


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    #105
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    FionnMcCool87 wrote: »
    Football in the groin
    This. I intercepted a thunderbolt of a shot with the top of my flute on a frosty November night in Terryland park. When i got up off the ground they pointed me to the sideline and i duckwalked off.

    I was black and blue after it... :(

    Also, burning plastic went through my shin to the bone too. That wasnt nice.


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    #106
    Drakares
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    Snapped my femur, literally snapped. As in the bone came through the skin and trousers. It was like something from a bad gorey movie.

    At the time it happened I felt nothing, lying on the ground looking at this ****ing monstrosity where my leg was. As if my brain was like "please pause, extreme pain loading".

    I actually passed out several times on the way to the hospital. 6 months recovery.

    Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.


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    #107
    bowsie010
    Registered Users Posts: 168 ✭✭bowsie010


    Ray von wrote: »
    I jumped out of a tree and when i landed my knee came up whacked my chin which caused my teeth to slice through my tongue which was sticking out when jumping. [/B]

    Can still remember the pain of sitting in the car to hospital holding my tongue in my mouth. Still have a big scar on my tongue!

    Hahaha why was your tongue out?


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    #108
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    bowsie010 wrote: »

    Hahaha why was your tongue out?

    He was putting mascara on at the same time...


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    #109
    xLexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 829 ✭✭✭xLexie


    I almost cut my finger off when I was two by sticking it into a moving fan belt. Had to get the top of my finger re attached.

    Broke my ankle having a piece of farm machinery crushing my ankle under it.

    And a tongue piercing.


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    #110
    Ihatecuddles-old
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    xLexie wrote: »
    I almost cut my finger off when I was two by sticking it into a moving fan belt. Had to get the top of my finger re attached.

    Broke my ankle having a piece of farm machinery crushing my ankle under it.

    And a tongue piercing.

    I got my tongue pierced in October, had Chinese that night :P


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    #111
    xLexie
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    Ihatecuddles wrote: »

    I got my tongue pierced in October, had Chinese that night :P
    I went to work straight after having mine done. I worked in Argos at the time, and that day my manager decided to till train me, so I spent a week or so lisping "would you like to purchase illlshuuurence with that". The shame.


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    #112
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Where To wrote: »
    I poured a kettle full of boiling water on my wee finger.
    The full kettle?!


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    #113
    [Deleted User]
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    FionnMcCool87 wrote: »
    Football in the groin

    The ball....your groin.....It works on so many levels!


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    #114
    griffdaddy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,411 ✭✭✭griffdaddy


    I've broken both my arms and one of my ankles and didn't think the pain was that bad, either was getting the **** kicked of me a few times.
    Getting a kick in the balls is probably the worst thing that can happen, there's just so many different stages to the pain and there's also the worry that comes with it, it's a nightmare.
    I've also had my tale bone pinched between two joined up school benches before, that pain only lasts a few seconds but is seriously intense.


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    #115
    Lucyfur
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    Gall stones.


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    #116
    Birneybau
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    FionnMcCool87 wrote: »
    Football in the groin

    Hans?


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    #117
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Dislocated kneecap and torn ligaments at the sametime. Said kneecap didnt go back in cleanly and was grinding the knee on the way back in. Makes me sick just thinking about it.


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    #118
    The Cool
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    When I was 12 I had an ingrown toenail that my dad spent months "fixing" and actually had it well on the mend, when one day a fifth year in school - who was a big girl - stepped on my foot, putting her whole weight on my toe. That was excruciating. My big wool socks were drenched in blood and I ended up needing surgery.
    I once slipped running into the house out of the rain, on the wet tiles in the front hall. Landed on my elbow. My mum and sis were coming behind me and stopped to piss themselves laughing before they saw the puddle of blood around my elbow. You could see the bone and everything! Got it stitched and then went on a night out, came home and fell out of the taxi van and broke my toenail. That was sore.
    I've loads more that I have erased from memory, I'm the clumsiest eejit you'll meet but surprisingly, I have never broken a bone. I think I'm some kind of miracle kid.

    Actually, one VERY bad one that you will never ever forget if it happens to you, is when you crash your bike and your pelvic bone lands hard onto the bar in front of the seat. I remember lying on the bathroom floor clutching my girlbits sobbing as a child.


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    #119
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    The full kettle?!
    Near enough, I was making a hot whiskey but there was a hole in the glass, the glass wouldn't fill so I kept pouring, pain didn't hit until 15 mins later.


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    #120
    Czarcasm
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    bowsie010 wrote: »

    Hahaha why was your tongue out?


    My brother had a terrible habit of doing that as a child til my other brother when they were fighting accidentally roundhouse kicked him into the jaw, dislocating his lower jaw and severing the tip of his tongue.

    In fairness my brother was a ferociously lanky awkward fùcker and another time lifted another brother off the ground with an almost impossible to stop circular kick where his toe caught under my brother's chest bone! We were fairly relieved when he got up after that one!

    I myself was not averse to some seriously questionable self-defence tactics that nowadays would have social services on speed dial. There was a throw performed on Star Trek by Riker on a klingon which basically involved Riker spinning the klingon into a position where they were back to back, and Riker still with his hand round the klingon's throat, launched the klingon back over his shoulder.

    Luckily, for both of us now I think about it, my brother was taller than I am and his centre of gravity was easily displaced, bringing him over my shoulder easier. If he'd been shorter than me, such a dangerous manoeuver could've easily snapped his neck!


    Also one of the reasons I learned to turn in long handled saucepans on the cooker is because my brother pulled a large saucepan of boiling water down on top of himself as a child. He was incredibly lucky it missed his face but melted the skin on his chest. It was fascinating what surgeons could do even back then with skin grafting techniques (This was over twenty years ago!).


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    #121
    Galwayguy35
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    girl in the striped socks wrote: »
    I got kicked in the beaver by a calf.
    A horse walked on my foot & split my big toe nail.
    I got thrown from a horse mid gallop.
    I got pinned between a gate & a wall by a bull.
    I fell when drunk & tore muscles in my leg but didn't realise until I woke up the next day & got out of bed.
    I once got an ingrown hair on my hair line at the nape of my neck, it got so big & nasty it developed its own pulse.

    Seriously, you were lucky the bull didn't kill you.


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