Most painful thing you've done?

JustAThought

Somehow today I managed to snap my big toenail in half; across the toe half way down . It looks like a pizza slice melting when I try to lift it /stick it back on.

What's the most painful or horrible thing you've managed to see or do to yourself by accident?

Insect Overlord

In before Lego.

Mint Sauce

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WallyGUFC

In before upturned plug.

Sky King

I gave birth to an upturned lego plug.

Sky King

Damn!

Chucken

I be done walked the plank.....arrgggggg

JustAThought

irish-stew wrote: »

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No childbirth posts! It has to be a real injury ; not a predictable side-effect of sex!

admiralofthefleet

accidentally poured bubbling hot animal fat over my arm once, i went white and nearly fainted. i still have the scar

ahnowbrowncow

reading this thread...

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HondaSami

irish-stew wrote: »

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Painless with the epidural, awaits the no its not brigade.:p

Icyseanfitz

ive put my hand through glass, ive been bottled punched kicked, ive jumped a bike off a 15 foot drop and came down on my head nearly killing myself in the process..........and yet id have to go with lego

Max Power

Football in the groin

CianRyan

Broken arm sucked, torn ligaments, badly bruised leg muscles.
Took a plank of wood with a rusty nail to the forehead once, not much above my eye. :eek: Obviously it wasn't too hard, I guess I'd be dead otherwise.

Breaking bones, not fun. Girls couldn't give a toss about lads with casts either.

franktheplank

I got an infected tear duct once.

Doesn't sound bad but when i rubbed under my eye, i'd say about a dessertspoon worth of pus streamed outta there.

Not painful, but certainly horrible looking.

sfwcork

Farted and sneezed at the exact same time

CianRyan

franktheplank wrote: »

I got an infected tear duct once.

Doesn't sound bad but when i rubbed under my eye, i'd say about a dessertspoon worth of pus streamed outta there.

Aagh, that reminds me of the eye infection I had. Three days of feeling like I had shrapnel in my eye.

DEFTLEFTHAND

JustAThought wrote: »

Somehow today I managed to snap my big toenail in half; across the toe half way down . It looks like a pizza slice melting when I try to lift it /stick it back on.

What's the most painful or horrible thing you've managed to see or do to yourself by accident?

I know that pain for sure, I've done the same thing once before by stubbing my toe in a door. The damaged part of the nail should fall off after a while, just keep it clean and bandage it up after the nail falls off and it will come back perfect.

admiralofthefleet

sfwcork wrote: »

Farted and sneezed at the exact same time

save energy next time and just say you snarted

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Dislocated knee, torn ligaments, fractured arm, broken toes, broken heart :P, cut my other knee pretty bad with garden sheers, various shoulder, wrist and ankle injuries.

Worst was sitting through a Tommy Tiernan gig.........PAINFUL!

Larianne

Sat on a pair of scissors. Into the bum cheek.

Where To

I poured a kettle full of boiling water on my wee finger.

Solair

a recent encounter with the vicious Irish/British plug!

Whoever designed them had a very dark sense of humor. When they're on the floor they invariably seem to land with the pins sticking straight up and those pins are sharp if you step out of bed onto one of them!

It seems all other plugs used elsewhere in the world either have rounder, less stabbing pins (rest of Europe) or are designed so the pins don't stand up when they're on the floor!

Cupcake_Crisis

Stubbed my little toe so hard it split it open. I couldn't breath for the pain. That was fun.

Then there was the time I sat bare arsed on my straightners while they were on, jumped up and whacked my head off the ceiling (in the attic, sloped ceiling, im not a giant). I had two owies

Where To

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Stubbed my little toe so hard it split it open. I couldn't breath for the pain. That was fun.

Then there was the time I sat bare arsed on my straightners while they were on, jumped up and whacked my head off the ceiling (in the attic, sloped ceiling, im not a giant). I had two owies

And a sore head to boot. . . .

admiralofthefleet

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Stubbed my little toe so hard it split it open. I couldn't breath for the pain. That was fun.

Then there was the time I sat bare arsed on my straightners while they were on, jumped up and whacked my head off the ceiling (in the attic, sloped ceiling, im not a giant). I had two owies

i shivered reading that

Pottler

A drunk cut my thumb pretty much off when I worked as a bouncer - he was trying to stab me in the stomach and I caught the blade, he pulled it and...oooowwwww. I then decided that my holiday in Spain the next day was more important and went on it. When I got back, the Doctor I went to had a fit, as did the hospital he sent me to. Too late to do anything as it happens, and very painful. Still is, actually, a lot of years later. I also have a .22 bullet lodged in my thigh where a lad was out to do harm to one of the other doormen and got me by mistake. I slapped down the gun and it went off. I did several laps of the block with the pain and did not feel very tough afterwards. I have a lovely scar to show for it. (Also have a tooth lodged under one of my knuckles, a large lump of steel lodged in my left hand and a big scar on my neck from a stiletto heel). I have had a lot of pain..

Cupcake_Crisis

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i shivered reading that

I could see into my toe, was a bit fascinating!

kfallon

Where To wrote: »

I poured a kettle full of boiling water on my wee finger.

You only use one finger when going for a piss??? I usually use the fingers and thumbs for grip and direction

Gout was sore as was getting split open just above the eye when I was 7

superblu

Ran into the wall playing squash and dislocated my shoulder.

Tore my banjo string when I was 16 attempting to do you know what. Absolutely horrendous. Gimme the dislocated shoulder any day of the week.

ted1

I was cutting chillies and went to the toilet. It still burns...

Run_to_da_hills

Car crash with 5 broken ribs.

beertons

My appendix burst as they were taking them out. What ever puss or acid was in them, stung the crap out of where they were sitting.

kfallon

ted1 wrote: »

I was cutting chillies and went to the toilet. It still burns...

We have a winner

LiffeyValleyB

ted1 wrote: »

I was cutting chillies and went to the toilet. It still burns...

Did this and put contact lens in, nearly blinded myself

admiralofthefleet

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Car crash with 5 broken ribs.

were you swerving to avoid an alien aircraft?

Where To

LiffeyValleyB wrote: »

Did this and put contact lens in, nearly blinded myself

Why would you put a contact lens in your willy?

kfallon

Where To wrote: »

Why would you put a contact lens in your willy?

He got his 'eyes' mixed up

:P

gotthebug

Got stamped on in a match and cut my ear in half took 34 stitches to put bac together still bad scar.still not as painful as dislocating my hip

Tayla

When I was younger we used to have a sofa with wooden arms, anyway me and my brother were standing on the arms and jumping over to the next one...but I missed and ended up landing on it with my teeth, my 2 front teeth were hanging on by the roots and there was a deep bite mark in the wooden arm of the chair
The dentist fixed my teeth but I remember living off frozen pureed strawberries for weeks after that.

The other day I was out shopping and stupidly managed to scratch my eye with a paper bag, it was so painful and I had to stand there like a muppet in the shop looking like I was blind and had just burst into tears.

Owen_S

Banjo string/thread

Rasheed

Pottler wrote: »

A drunk cut my thumb pretty much off when I worked as a bouncer - he was trying to stab me in the stomach and I caught the blade, he pulled it and...oooowwwww. I then decided that my holiday in Spain the next day was more important and went on it. When I got back, the Doctor I went to had a fit, as did the hospital he sent me to. Too late to do anything as it happens, and very painful. Still is, actually, a lot of years later. I also have a .22 bullet lodged in my thigh where a lad was out to do harm to one of the other doormen and got me by mistake. I slapped down the gun and it went off. I did several laps of the block with the pain and did not feel very tough afterwards. I have a lovely scar to show for it. (Also have a tooth lodged under one of my knuckles, a large lump of steel lodged in my left hand and a big scar on my neck from a stiletto heel). I have had a lot of pain..

Jesus, where were you bouncing? What lovely clientele!

Dr Turk Turkelton

superblu wrote: »

Ran into the wall playing squash and dislocated my shoulder.

Tore my banjo string when I was 16 attempting to do you know what. Absolutely horrendous. Gimme the dislocated shoulder any day of the week.

Squash injuries are normally the worst-I'd say after reading Pottlers post he is grimacing in pain just thinking about a game of squash!

admiralofthefleet

Owen_S wrote: »

Banjo string/thread

honestly?

i dread that happening

TheStook

Stealth Recce wrote: »

Dislocated knee, torn ligaments, fractured arm, broken toes, broken heart :P, cut my other knee pretty bad with garden sheers, various shoulder, wrist and ankle injuries.

Worst was sitting through a Tommy Tiernan gig.........PAINFUL!

dodderangler

Tried to do a flip on my bike when I was 7 and knocked myself out woke up and the handle bar (which had no grips)had made its way into my bicep but luckily didn't pass through the other side
12 stitches is all I got and lost a good chunk of meat
Funny thinkin back now

Hippies!

I blew my head off with a shotgun once :cool:

Wins thread/

superblu

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

honestly?

i dread that happening

A lot of blood

Frynge

Ear sliced off I assume. I don't remember pain as such, kinda went into shock when my ear was on my shoulder.

ArtyM

Built a gokart as a kid - pram wheels, wooden frame, low to the ground.
Brother wanted a go on it one day and I was giving him a push. Was just building up good speed when he leaned back, the back of the cart tipped down, bring my fingers in touch with te road - ripped 4 or 5 fingernails clean off.
That hurt. It hurt A LOT.

enda1

Burnt my entire hand with dry ice. That was a bad day