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So have you been stung looking at porno???

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    #92
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Ciaran500 wrote: »
    How would anyone think it was a good idea to **** with headphones on?:confused:
    He may have been watching a vid, and preferring the sound effects not to be overheard?

    Not speaking from experience, or anything ... >_>


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    #93
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    In the course of that Disturbing Things Thread, I came across a man being sodomzied by a horse.

    I never knew horses were so big erect. Man, it was like a legbone.

    Yes, the ballinasloe fair in October does throw up some funny situations after the sun goes down.


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    #94
    Jay P
    Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    No because I am clever, I dont have my trousers down at my ankles, I pull it down just enough. Tsk, round your ankles, just askin to be caught in a comprimising position


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    #95
    Ciaran500
    Registered Users Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    He may have been watching a vid, and preferring the sound effects not to be overheard?

    Not speaking from experience, or anything ... >_>
    Surely mute would be a better option in any scenario like that.


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    #96
    PaPsToNy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭PaPsToNy


    he was obviously watchin a vid and wanted the full effect... :rolleyeyes:


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    #97
    Toots
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    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    In the course of that Disturbing Things Thread, I came across a man being sodomzied by a horse.

    I never knew horses were so big erect. Man, it was like a legbone.

    Yeah, seemingly there's a lot of demand for horse porn....*cough*


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    #98
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Toots85 wrote: »
    Yeah, seemingly there's a lot of demand for horse porn....*cough*

    :D


    I made it my mission to look for everything that was mentioned on that thread. From the burnt alive kitten to 2girls1cup.

    I saw it all.

    Still think Mr Hands was the worst.


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    #99
    Toots
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    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    :D


    I made it my mission to look for everything that was mentioned on that thread. From the burnt alive kitten to 2girls1cup.

    I saw it all.

    Still think Mr Hands was the worst.

    /googles Mr Hands......waits for video to load........runs from room crying and puking.......:eek:


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    #100
    Thomas_S_Hunterson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    2girls1cup.

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


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    #101
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Mr Hands is vile vile vile

    Really

    Unless your either very curious or a sick fecker I'd advise not to look at it.


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    #102
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,905 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Coulda told me that before I googled it!:(


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    #103
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I did say it was the worst.

    Worse than 2girls1cup and a cat being burned alive.

    C'mon it'd hardly be teletubbies


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    #104
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,905 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    I read the blog before 2 girls 1 cup..... didn't think it was appropriate dinner time viewing;)


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    #105
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Toots85 wrote: »
    I read the blog before 2 girls 1 cup..... didn't think it was appropriate dinner time viewing;)

    Ha.

    I was eating chocolate ice cream the first time I saw 2girls1cup

    Put me right off.

    Havnt touched it since.


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    #106
    Toots
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    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    Ha.

    I was eating chocolate ice cream the first time I saw 2girls1cup

    Put me right off.

    Havnt touched it since.

    Oooh! That's rough! I'd lose the will to live!


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    #107
    pokerbum1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭pokerbum1


    I myself was caught fappin away ..Wimmin screamin on the Laptop...Father walks in while im fappin..I put a cushion over me. He said do I want Ice Cream..I goes..ummm ok


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    #108
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    I have stung my Dad watching porno, well okay not really. Just walked in during the sex scenes in films. One time it was Eyes Wide Shut. "Intriguing..." says I as I take a seat and watch.

    That and one time he was watching Eurotrash one time. I didn't join in. I have standards.


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    #109
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    Mr Hands is vile vile vile

    Really

    Unless your either very curious or a sick fecker I'd advise not to look at it.

    What is it? I dont wanna google it so maybe give me a hint?


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    #110
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    pokerbum1 wrote: »
    I goes..ummm ok
    "... but hot cream was more on my mind ..." >_>

    :pac:


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    #111
    Holsten
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Thankfully never.


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    #112
    rainbow kirby
    Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 26,928 Mod ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Never. I'm careful. :)


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    #113
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Kiera wrote: »
    What is it? I dont wanna google it so maybe give me a hint?

    erm.. famer's colonic inauguration


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    #114
    somethingwitty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭somethingwitty


    LOL yeah twice!
    Once by my brother and once by my male friend.
    I think my special area was the first one my brother has ever seen!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek: He just walked in to my room and his eyes popped out of his sockets!! He turned and ran and didn't even close the feckin door behind him!!:mad:

    Then a few months ago my guy friend who I have a very big crush on walked in on me, stood, looked (all this as cool as a cucumber) and said "Niccceee...".

    I'd love to catch someone though... god I would go to town on taking the piss.


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    #115
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    somethingwitty wrote: »
    Then a few months ago my guy friend who I have a very big crush on walked in on me, stood, looked (all this as cool as a cucumber) and said "Niccceee...".
    Freudian or wha'?! :D


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    #116
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Kiera wrote: »
    What is it? I dont wanna google it so maybe give me a hint?

    A man recieving a thorough cleaning of his bowels courtesy of an extremely well endowed horse.


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    #117
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    somethingwitty wrote: »
    LOL yeah twice!
    Once by my brother and once by my male friend.
    I think my special area was the first one my brother has ever seen!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek: He just walked in to my room and his eyes popped out of his sockets!! He turned and ran and didn't even close the feckin door behind him!!:mad:

    Then a few months ago my guy friend who I have a very big crush on walked in on me, stood, looked (all this as cool as a cucumber) and said "Niccceee...".

    I'd love to catch someone though... god I would go to town on taking the piss.

    Sounds like the beginning of a porno tbh. (either of them!!)


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    #118
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    somethingwitty wrote: »
    LOL yeah twice!
    Once by my brother and once by my male friend.
    I think my special area was the first one my brother has ever seen!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek: He just walked in to my room and his eyes popped out of his sockets!! He turned and ran and didn't even close the feckin door behind him!!:mad:

    Then a few months ago my guy friend who I have a very big crush on walked in on me, stood, looked (all this as cool as a cucumber) and said "Niccceee...".

    I'd love to catch someone though... god I would go to town on taking the piss.

    You should really invest in a lock.


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    #119
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    he got a earload from me for infecting my rig

    :eek:


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    #120
    marcsignal
    Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    OUCH ! :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgOxqwVd5Z8


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    #121
    somethingwitty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭somethingwitty


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Sounds like the beginning of a porno tbh. (either of them!!)


    OMG a porno with my brother??!!! What type of porn do you be watching???!!:confused:

    Oh and I went out and bought a lock the next week!:cool:


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