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So have you been stung looking at porno???

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    #62
    Stephen
    Registered Users Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    SUNGOD wrote: »
    never forget my first **** ,there i was pants around my ankles,porn mag open in front of me ,tugging away when the guy behind the counter said "are you going to buy that magazine"

    (c) Billy Connolly


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    #63
    Berrynice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭Berrynice


    Heres a question , should you be offended if your other half is constantly looking at porn , nude pics , dirty vids etc...
    I have caught him thousands of time , and find it very hurtfull? Am I being a drama queen , or is it that I am not attractive enough?
    Thing is he says he is always busy with work or study and can't spare anytime for me , but when i log onto computer can see that half his time is spent looking at other girls????:(


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    #64
    daveirl
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    #65
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I stole one of my dads mags when i was about 13/14.

    Kept it in my drawer but my sister found it and told my ma.

    She just found it hilarious but God, the shame.


    After that I was a lot more careful, although I always got blamed for my dads stuff. He'd look at porn on the pc and my ma would blame me for the odd stuff in Google autofill. That kinda thing.

    A girlfriend of mine took some revelaing pictures and sent it to me via email.

    Months later we'd broken up but got talking and she'd said her dad had found the photos on her pc.

    now that would be even worse.




    I remember my first time, I was around 13. I had been on holiday with some friends of mine who discussed ****. I felt a bit left out having not done it. I jacked off to Anna Faris in Scary Movie later on.



    I know one guy who asked his religion teacher "I just wanked and white stuff came out, is that normal?" and the whole class heard.
    Poor guy, he was a complete outcast after that.


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    #66
    Petey2006
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Petey2006


    My da walked in one time just as I'd finished, pants around ankles and porn on the computer screen. Damn headphones prevented me from hearing him knock on my door.


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    #67
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Berrynice wrote: »
    Heres a question , should you be offended if your other half is constantly looking at porn , nude pics , dirty vids etc...
    I have caught him thousands of time , and find it very hurtfull? Am I being a drama queen , or is it that I am not attractive enough?
    Thing is he says he is always busy with work or study and can't spare anytime for me , but when i log onto computer can see that half his time is spent looking at other girls????:(

    nope, you are being a total drama queen.


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    #68
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Oh mercy.

    I just found this on a site linked to previouly about embaressing stories:

    "It was just before our English A-Levels, and me, a friend and her Italian b/f were in the school library doing some revision. After finishing going through her essay I went over to her table and started chatting to them, and was confused by the fact that neither of them seemed to be concentrating on what I was saying. I commented on this, and then got a glare from my friend. At this point my eyes strayed downwards and I realised that she was **** her b/f off. I decided to leave them to it.

    The best thing about the whole episode was that in our next English lesson I was able to tell our teacher with a perfectly straight face "(my friend's) been working ever so hard. Only this morning I caught her finishing off The Merchant of Venice in the Library". My shins were bruised for weeks from the under-table kick I got, by my god it was worth it."


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    #69
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Berrynice wrote: »
    I have caught him thousands of time , and find it very hurtfull?

    Is that a question or a statement? :confused:


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    #70
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    Oh mercy.

    I just found this on a site linked to previouly about embaressing stories:

    "It was just before our English A-Levels, and me, a friend and her Italian b/f were in the school library doing some revision. After finishing going through her essay I went over to her table and started chatting to them, and was confused by the fact that neither of them seemed to be concentrating on what I was saying. I commented on this, and then got a glare from my friend. At this point my eyes strayed downwards and I realised that she was **** her b/f off. I decided to leave them to it.

    The best thing about the whole episode was that in our next English lesson I was able to tell our teacher with a perfectly straight face "(my friend's) been working ever so hard. Only this morning I caught her finishing off The Merchant of Venice in the Library". My shins were bruised for weeks from the under-table kick I got, by my god it was worth it."

    You da man Shylock!


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    #71
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    I guess she got his pound of flesh ... >_>


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    #72
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I guess she got his pound of flesh ... >_>

    That my friend

    was sheer genius


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    #73
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,909 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I guess she got his pound of flesh ... >_>

    ROFL!!

    That site was hilarious, my favourite was the one about the Granny asking did it iritate his hand


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    #74
    is_that_so
    Registered Users Posts: 32,136 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    Way back in the early days of the interweb(IE3/4), was on a FAS course. One of the boys had discovered porn and was really excited about it and was on it any chance he got. So we set his home page to some gay porn site and shut IE down. Never seen someone panic so quickly the next time he opened it. The instructor squinted quite a bit at the screen.


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    #75
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,909 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    I walked in on my OH mid-**** one time. There was a sort of awkward moment where we both stared at each other and he went as red as a beetroot. Then he just shrugged and said 'this is exactly what it looks like', I nearly passed out laughing and for about a week afterwards, I would text him when I was nearly home saying 'eta 5mins, put it back in ur pants'. It got old eventually :rolleyes:


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    #76
    milli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 219 ✭✭milli


    When we had our own lab in college in our last year we used to download a load of crap including porn, and the only one of us to get caught was one of the quieter girls - needless to say when she went to the admins office to beg forgiveness and get her account unlocked she was pretty embarassed.. I'm just glad it wasn't me.


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    #77
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    milli wrote: »
    When we had our own lab in college in our last year we used to download a load of crap including porn, and the only one of us to get caught was one of the quieter girls - needless to say when she went to the admins office to beg forgiveness and get her account unlocked she was pretty embarassed.. I'm just glad it wasn't me.

    Woman? Porn? I thought that kind of thing was illegal.


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    #78
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    thelastangryman wrote: »
    Woman? Porn? I thought that kind of thing was illegal.

    Youd be surprised.

    I know a lotta girls who are big fans.


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    #79
    Reku
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    They just like to pretend that butter wouldn't melt in their mouth but if they weren't interested then there wouldn't be studios set up & setting up solely to cater to women's tastes in porn.


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    #80
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    I was reading a porno mag on a plane. I didn't so much got caught, as let everyone else see exactly what I was reading.

    Similar story, was on a flight home from a lads holiday, one of the guys with us, the quiet lad, fell asleep on the plane. So I opened a p0rn mag on the centerfold and left it on his tray table, he was sitting on an aisle seet so every one had to walk past him on their way to the toilet. The air hostess' had a good look too :D


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    #81
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Toots85 wrote: »
    I walked in on my OH mid-**** one time. There was a sort of awkward moment where we both stared at each other and he went as red as a beetroot. Then he just shrugged and said 'this is exactly what it looks like', I nearly passed out laughing and for about a week afterwards, I would text him when I was nearly home saying 'eta 5mins, put it back in ur pants'. It got old eventually :rolleyes:

    Well played that man, bravo!


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    #82
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Petey2006 wrote: »
    My da walked in one time just as I'd finished, pants around ankles and porn on the computer screen. Damn headphones prevented me from hearing him knock on my door.

    rookie mistake. lock the door or don't use headphones man!!!


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    #83
    Lola123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 582 ✭✭✭Lola123


    I got caught "roiding" an ex boyfriend by my mam AND dad. They didn't even know we were going out which made it even worse.:eek:

    Think I ruined the image they had of their innocent lil daughter! :p


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    #84
    Wacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭Wacker


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I guess she got his pound of flesh ... >_>
    And hopefully not a drop of blood either. That would indicate to me that she's doing it wrong.

    My porn has been found on the PC a few times. The lectures I get seem to be more and more half-hearted every time. I've never actually been caught in the act, but it's been close. My mother once asked my help in fastening a necklace while I was in bed. I had a mag under the covers and my right hand was 'full' (you get the idea!). I did not think I would be able to close a necklace with my left hand, but there you go. When there's a will, etc.


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    #85
    dotsman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭dotsman


    bman wrote: »
    Won't somebody please think of the children!!

    It's generally considered poor form to be thinking of children while playing with yourself.


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    #86
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    dotsman wrote: »
    It's generally considered poor form to be thinking of children while playing with yourself.

    :D:D:D:D:D:D


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    #87
    hairyfish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭hairyfish


    dotsman wrote: »
    It's generally considered poor form to be thinking of children while playing with yourself.

    at the very least illegal in 3 states...


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    #88
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I dont look at porno.

    i do have a video of a woman getting fcuked by a labrador dog on my phone.. it makes me scream laughing.. some white thrash yank.. the dog is my hero though because.. he gives her sox and then when hes done he just dosmounts and she chases him around to gve him a bj...

    That dog = My hero


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    #89
    Ciaran500
    Registered Users Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    Petey2006 wrote: »
    My da walked in one time just as I'd finished, pants around ankles and porn on the computer screen. Damn headphones prevented me from hearing him knock on my door.
    How would anyone think it was a good idea to **** with headphones on?:confused:


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    #90
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    snyper wrote: »
    I dont look at porno.

    i do have a video of a woman getting fcuked by a labrador dog on my phone.. it makes me scream laughing.. some white thrash yank.. the dog is my hero though because.. he gives her sox and then when hes done he just dosmounts and she chases him around to gve him a bj...

    That dog = My hero

    In the course of that Disturbing Things Thread, I came across a man being sodomzied by a horse.

    I never knew horses were so big erect. Man, it was like a legbone.


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    #91
    hairyfish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭hairyfish


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    In the course of that Disturbing Things Thread, I came across a man being sodomzied by a horse.

    I never knew horses were so big erect. Man, it was like a legbone.

    This thread, however non lollipops and rainbows to start with has just taken a nasty turn...

    "like a legbone"


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