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So have you been stung looking at porno???

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    #32
    mise_me_fein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 668 ✭✭✭mise_me_fein


    Got caught looking up stuff by one of the IT mods in DCU in one of the labs. Played it as cool as possible but all the 5 or 6 people around me knew what I was looking at. €20 fine.

    Didn't really care about the fellas around me knowing what I was looking at but not the women. Anyway....not too bad.


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    #33
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Caught? Only on purpose.
    Give me a hand would you?


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    #34
    mise_me_fein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 668 ✭✭✭mise_me_fein


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Caught? Only on purpose.
    Give me a hand would you?

    No thanks mate


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    #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    Oh yes! :D

    For some reason i pictured you saying that in the same voice as that dog off the Churchill insurance* ads........."Oooohhhhh yesssssh"



    * - may not be insurance, but i'm fncked if i'm looking it up.


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    #36
    irish life
    Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭irish life


    Never been caught and I don't know how. :D

    A magazine would do absolutely nothing for me, and I'm only 23. Straight porn is pretty boring now too. Lesbian stuff is what does it for me, particularly latina. They need to be really good looking too, that doesn't seem to matter to most blokes. :) <snipped>

    Sorry if I've gone into too much detail at lunch time on a Monday. :D


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    #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I'd say the detail is ok, but the screenshot of your '**** bank' is a bit much, and might earn you a smack of the ban-stick.


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    #38
    Rob_l
    Registered Users Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'd say the detail is ok, but the screenshot of your '**** bank' is a bit much, and might earn you a smack of the ban-stick.


    That might set him off again.


    I have never been caught
    This post may jinx all that


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    #39
    bman
    Registered Users Posts: 590 ✭✭✭bman


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    I was reading a porno mag on a plane. I didn't so much got caught, as let everyone else see exactly what I was reading.

    Won't somebody please think of the children!!

    I was caught once by my male flatmate. He just walked on and nothing was ever said of it. Which was nice since I would have expected a slagging. And if I caught someone I would go to town on them!


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    #40
    mise_me_fein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 668 ✭✭✭mise_me_fein


    bman wrote: »
    Won't somebody please think of the children!!

    I was caught once by my male flatmate. He just walked on and nothing was ever said of it. Which was nice since I would have expected a slagging. And if I caught someone I would go to town on them!

    He probably just thought you were a wanker.


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    #41
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    By a bee.


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    #42
    TheThing!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭TheThing!


    Overheal wrote: »
    My hot flatmate sez she heard me the other monday... im not sure how to take that. It did make an interesting phone conversation to her mom though: she got tackled for that :)

    If she is that hot you should somehow twist this into a way of asking her out on a hot date


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    #43
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    irish life wrote: »
    <snipped>
    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'd say the detail is ok, but the screenshot of your '**** bank' is a bit much, and might earn you a smack of the ban-stick.

    What the hell is your '**** bank'? Damn censorship :mad:


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    #44
    Stephen
    Registered Users Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    At a guess, I'd say its his porn collection.


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    #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bingo.


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    #46
    irish life
    Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭irish life


    D.T. Jesus wrote: »
    What the hell is your '**** bank'? Damn censorship :mad:
    I posted a screenshot of a folder on my PC. I took it down as soon as I copped on that there was 1 or 2 dirty images on view. :) I also posted a screenshot of the perfect woman but there was a link on the video so it was taken down. Here she is (I know some would disagree but I think she's beautiful):
    http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/9036/brazilianco5.jpg


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    #47
    Thomas_S_Hunterson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    mise_me_fein wrote: »
    Got caught looking up stuff by one of the IT mods in DCU in one of the labs. Played it as cool as possible but all the 5 or 6 people around me knew what I was looking at. €20 fine.

    Didn't really care about the fellas around me knowing what I was looking at but not the women. Anyway....not too bad.

    lol, today in UCD in the library there were a couple of lads watching some pretty hardcore videos in the library in front of me...it's quite distracting when you're trying to do a bit of maths:rolleyes:


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    #48
    lynnlegend
    Registered Users Posts: 56 ✭✭lynnlegend


    ya did not even slow down you have to have your priorities:D


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    #49
    [Deleted User]
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    Yeah its awful :) but **** happens!


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    #50
    TheThing!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭TheThing!


    coolsmileygirl wrote: »
    Yeah its awful :) but **** happens!

    Girls look at porno? Jaysus


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    #51
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Sean_K wrote: »
    lol, today in UCD in the library there were a couple of lads watching some pretty hardcore videos in the library in front of me...it's quite distracting when you're trying to do a bit of maths:rolleyes:

    That reminds me of the time the blind guy in my Gay and Lesbian Lit class was looking (or listening) up 'Gay Writing' on the computer for blind people in the library. Poor guy kept clicking into porn and didn't realise for ages. And he didn't even get to enjoy it. (Unless he was turned on by a computerised voice saying 'Hot gay man gives....' you get the idea!!

    Didn't know whether to laugh or cry....so I laughed with everyone else!! What a bunch of uncaring individuals we are!!

    Why do people knowingly look up porn in public places?? It's a bit sad.


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    #52
    SUNGOD
    Registered Users Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭SUNGOD


    never forget my first **** ,there i was pants around my ankles,porn mag open in front of me ,tugging away when the guy behind the counter said "are you going to buy that magazine"


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    #53
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    stung many a time, didnt bother me in the slightest. i know plenty of girls that watch bongo movies too.


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    #54
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Yeah, so do I.

    I don't know half enough who'll let me watch them with them, though. :(


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    #55
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Yes my boyfriend got teased when he asked me one time one time for it just to be us :) (not that we watch it all the time but enough when theres a good find)


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    #56
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,231 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    My flatmate's b/f borrowed my laptop, and after it contracted a nasty virus from one of THOSE SITES, he confessed to having surfed the girls in buff. Needless to say, he got a earload from me for infecting my rig, and no g/f to keep him warm that night.


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    #57
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Aw! Poor guy! Meanies!! :(




    /ducks


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    #58
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,231 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Randy: We thought you were exiled to TCN. Who let you out?:eek:


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    #59
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    No one forum can contain the powah of the mighty Randmeister!

    And I notice you haven't actually answered the OP's question ... ;)


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    #60
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,231 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    And I notice you haven't actually answered the OP's question ... ;)
    What are you posing? Need an audience?

    Maybe all the stories about lads losing their eyesight has nothing to do with having the real thing? Maybe it's staying up all night straining their eyes surfing THOSE SITES?:eek:


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    #61
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    What are you posing? Need an audience?
    You REALLY want to get me beaten up, don't you?! :p:D
    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Maybe all the stories about lads losing their eyesight has nothing to do with having the real thing? Maybe it's staying up all night straining their eyes surfing THOSE SITES?:eek:
    Well, my eyesight deteriorated badly between about 6 and 12, and then gradually stopped deteriorating ... and has been fairly stable ever since I was 14.

    Which would seem to run directly counter to the myths about sex, males and eye-sight, tbh! ;)

    And you still haven't answered the question!


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