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Derek Mooney Show *MOD WARNING IN 1st POST*

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    #1742
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Lapin wrote: »
    I've got €2.37 in loose change in my pocket, (and 50p sterling) !


    I'm willing to gamble all that by betting that Brek will be reporting from that Mace shop in Beaumount that sold the winning Euromillions ticket.

    Any takers ?

    Oh she'll be there for the "Party" that they said they'd be throwing for the staff from the €25k they get for selling the ticket.

    Going around sticking a microphone up people's noses asking "now, you must know who bought it? you can tell me"

    I'm not betting against that certainty :)


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    #1743
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    It's very odd that the Mooney Show in particular show be promoting jumping in to the water


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    #1744
    Bellerstring
    Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭Bellerstring


    Still with the gayer musicals theme, even though Mooney's not there.


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    #1745
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    He's baaaaaaack!

    Complaining about the "prickly" heat in Playa del Gaijos, but he had "more than one ball". I'll say he did. :pac:

    byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


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    #1746
    JonathanAnon
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    Will somebody hit mary kingston across the head with a saucepan .. PLEASE!


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    #1747
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Will somebody hit mary kingston across the head with a saucepan .. PLEASE!

    How the feck did she ever get on radio or TV?? One of the most annoying presenters of all time.


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    #1748
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Will somebody hit mary kingston across the head with a saucepan .. PLEASE!

    Pointless doing that......she's actually a Babushka doll, if you hit her Brek will re-appear.


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    #1749
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Harry Angstrom wrote: »
    How the feck did she ever get on radio or TV?? One of the most annoying presenters of all time.

    I think Mary Kingston only exists to make Brek seem bearable the other 50 weeks of the year..

    Congratulations ... great oul choon..


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    #1750
    redtelephone
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    Duncan Stewart makes me feel guilty about breathing. I think he'd be happier if he was alone on the planet.


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    #1751
    endas donkey
    Registered Users Posts: 77 ✭✭endas donkey


    Are the greens sponsoring this show? Full on climate change hysteria/tax everything in sight mode.

    maybe mary can take a shower with duncan together and save us from this rubbish, mooney can join them


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    #1752
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    redtelephone wrote: »
    Duncan Stewart makes me feel guilty about breathing. I think he'd we'd be happier if he was alone on the some other planet.

    :) Just some wishful thinking ...........Any aliens out there, no offence (unless ye want him that is!) :D


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    #1753
    syklops
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    Derek is back from his holidays and apparently he got some.


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    #1754
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    syklops wrote: »
    Derek is back from his holidays and apparently he got some.

    gay-men-party-2-300x262.jpg
    "Missing yoooooooou already Dereeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!"


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    #1755
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    That Mary wan is even worse than Brek. How do they allow people like this on national radio?


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    #1756
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    They definitely put something in the coffee in Mooneyworld today!

    Such over-exuberance and excitement about the place........maybe Mary got some action as well.

    Oh f*ck, shouldn't have imagined that, now here comes lunch, re-visited!


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    #1757
    Neeson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,909 ✭✭✭Neeson


    syklops wrote: »
    Derek is back from his holidays and apparently he got some.

    Why do you say this?


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    #1758
    jimmyw
    Registered Users Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭jimmyw


    syklops wrote: »
    Derek is back from his holidays and apparently he got some.

    Is he off next week again? I heard him say that Olem will be in next week, or maybe he meant he will be in studio with him...........??


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    #1759
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Eanna De Owlah "My home was infested with pests once"

    So was mine up to a minute ago until I reached for the tuning dial.


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    #1760
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Conor Faughnan admits someone knows something about more on a particular subject than him.

    Is it a sign of the rapture coming?


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    #1761
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    The Gay A?

    What problem do they fix :eek::eek:


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    #1762
    JonathanAnon
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    You know I'd like to think that if I saw Richard Collins or Eanna in my path, I'd hit the brakes... but I couldnt be sure I wouldnt hit the accelerator


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    #1763
    Yakuza
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    FFS why is this guy imparting so much info as to why he and his missus had to go to the toilet - a bit TMI if you ask me.

    "She had to pee after a 3-hour drive" / "An hour later I felt a movement"...whoopie fcuking doo, you're both human and need to pee/shít like the rest of us. No need to elucidate.


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    #1764
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    "A really cute Bean Garda answered the phone"

    God this guy is insufferable...


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    #1765
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Ask Derek did he ever wake up with a snake in his bed..


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    #1766
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Dunno, but he likes 5-footers, apparently. :)


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    #1767
    jimmyw
    Registered Users Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭jimmyw


    Yakuza wrote: »
    FFS why is this guy imparting so much info as to why he and his missus had to go to the toilet - a bit TMI if you ask me.

    "She had to pee after a 3-hour drive" / "An hour later I felt a movement"...whoopie fcuking doo, you're both human and need to pee/shít like the rest of us. No need to elucidate.

    I did notice that,..............................gross:rolleyes:





    Would the three people in the studio rather have the bees, rats etc etc bite or sting the householders rather than wait for a wildlife expert come to the house?
    If someone is faced with a potential threat to them, they are not going to care how they are removed from there either dead or alive.They would just want them gone as quick as possible.

    What a bunch of geeks:rolleyes:


    Also, why is Gerald Kean's ailment so important to air on the national airwaves than the great unwashed joe/josephine soap on the street.Seems you have to be a fan of the show and a "Celeb" to have this "privilege"?


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    #1768
    syklops
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    Is Catriona the same one who does the voiceover of the girl in the Trivago advert? You know the one who goes "With seperate beds?!? This one is purrrfect!"


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    #1769
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    has to be a girl in a family ?

    carefull no man, not in the PC world your in now !!

    :D


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    #1770
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    please god let this girl end up in darndale.

    theres urban living for ya luv !

    :D:D:D


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    #1771
    JonathanAnon
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    The quiz today.. one of the contestants..

    Derek: "The death of Archduke Franz Ferdinand lead to the start of which war?"
    Contestant: "Pass"
    Derek: "What industry is Savile Row in London famously associated with?"
    Contestant: "Fruit and Veg"...

    I nearly crashed the car laughing at that last one


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