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Bands with sh*t names

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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,243 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    Any with 5 or more words.


    Excluding "[Front person] and the [other people]" type names, of course
    Except for 'And you will know us by the trail of the dead" which is a freakin awesome name for a band


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,243 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    Scooter

    Always reminds me of a dog with worms


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,840 ✭✭✭adocholiday


    'Bullet For My Valentine'

    Love their music - fast trashy style metal, but the name makes them sound like a bunch of weepy emo kids.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Lucena


    AirBiscuit wrote: »
    Mr Mister

    Fun fact: My local butcher's surname is Mister, so should he ever go to an English speaking country, he'll be Mister Mister!

    The proof:

    https://www.google.fr/maps/@45.4783545,4.438523,3a,17.9y,68.29h,89.35t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sE_0sNUFG7aHxnmLfOByebA!2e0


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭RollieFingers


    Ham Sandwich is an awful name for a band!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    The ****ty **** ****s

    You say what? :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 440 ✭✭creolebelle


    Jimmy eat world
    The killers
    Incubus
    ^great bands with stupid names


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus



    ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

    is a really great name for a band.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,929 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    JJJJNR wrote: »
    Butt hole surfers...
    f**ing best band on the planet!!"!


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,929 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    one of the best names in this country was "the state pathologist Dr. john Harbison." think they were a grindcore band too...even better


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭Iranoutofideas


    Most Irish bands have **** names, only exceeded in ****tyness by the music they make.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,929 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    The Beatles

    Such a great band, that very few people stop to consider how crappy their name was.

    It's a dreadful pun that even a virgin, foreign-national entomologist would think twice about making in an AH thread about beetles.
    in waynes world wasn't there a band called "the ****ty beatles"


  • Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭CPSW


    ollaetta wrote: »
    Didn't exist but your man Rats' metal band in Paths to Freedom was called Satan's Cock. So bad it was brilliant.

    What about his rap band - Sperm.com (or Sperm dot com), genius!! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,929 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    Seeing as "the the" got a mention




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,086 ✭✭✭TheBeardedLady


    alfa beta wrote: »
    pixies

    Brilliant name.


    Who's Eddie?


  • Registered Users Posts: 728 ✭✭✭Los Lobos


    in waynes world wasn't there a band called "the ****ty beatles"

    The Shítty Beatles?! Are they any good?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,661 ✭✭✭fxotoole


    Yes


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭Citroen2cv


    Podcast


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,474 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Biffy Clyro - Brutal name for a band. Aw man, how they came up with that name, it's pretty sad. It's an anagram of Cliffy Biro, which was an idea for a Cliff Richard themed pen thought up by one of the band members out of boredom.
    It'd only be an anagram if you spelt biro as 'byro'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭andyman


    Anyone remember Scuba Dice?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    I used to be in a band called Missing Cat.

    You probably saw our posters.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Pop will eat itself.


  • Registered Users Posts: 89 ✭✭Honest opinion


    Neutral Milk Hotel

    Just why?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Modest Mouse, silly name for a great band.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,929 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    this will be one of those threads where every band will be mentioned


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,929 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    andyman wrote: »
    Anyone remember Scuba Dice?
    i actually do


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 792 ✭✭✭Topbike77


    Driftless Pony Club


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,929 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    Los Lobos wrote: »
    The Shítty Beatles?! Are they any good?
    they suck! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭thegreatgonzo


    Avenged Sevenfold. I've never heard their music but I met an obsessive fan from Singapore once. He was also stalking a teenage girl he met online too.
    It was great sharing a hostel room with him, especially the morning when I woke up and found him staring at me as I slept.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,896 ✭✭✭sabat


    Akrasia wrote: »
    JJ72

    Stupid name especially because they tried to keep the meaning as a mystery.

    I think it has something to do with 72 jam jars but honestly, who calls a band after jam jars?

    Even then name 'Jam Jars' would have been better than jj72

    The 'jam jars' thing was actually retro-fitted to cover up the utterly cringy real meaning of their name which arose from their love for their alma mater Belvedere College. JJ is from its most famous alumnus James Joyce and the 72 is in reference to 1972, the last time they had won the Leinster schools rugby cup.


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