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Bands with sh*t names

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    #62
    Just Like Heaven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,132 ✭✭✭Just Like Heaven


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Anal Cnut.

    Best logo though? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/8/8a/Anal_****_Logo.jpg


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    #63
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Anal Cnut.

    Heh, here's a whole list of shitty band names related to the above.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seth_Putnam#Side_projects_and_former_bands


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    #64
    Darkglasses
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    I hate band names that are impossible to google.

    fun.

    Japan

    Tourist Walk


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    #65
    Strumms
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    The Script... **** name.. **** band.


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    #66
    Rothko
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    Psychedelic Horsesh*t


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    #67
    Rothko
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    Strumms wrote: »
    The Script... **** name.. **** band.

    It suits them. An incredibly bland name for an incredibly bland band.


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    #68
    Iranoutofideas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭Iranoutofideas


    The Frames

    And So I Watch You From Afar

    The Coronas

    Fight Like Apes


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    #69
    Strumms
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    Iranoutofideas wrote: »
    The Frames

    And So I Watch You From Afar

    The Coronas

    Fight Like Apes

    Four more terrible bands with terrible names.


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    #70
    westernfrenzy
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    is mise spartacus wrote: »
    Wouldn't call them a band but who on earth would want to listen to Blood On The Dancefloor
    People without ears. Or decent music taste.

    They look like tools too.


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    #71
    SilverScreen
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    Candie wrote: »
    Ham sandwich.

    FFS.
    It's so funny how they try to style is as HamsandwicH these days. Sorry guys, you can't hide a shit band name.


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    #72
    retalivity
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    Carter the unstoppable sex machine
    5 seconds of summer


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    #73
    Rothko
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    Strumms wrote: »
    Four more terrible bands with terrible names.

    ASIWYFA are great, especially live.


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    #74
    actuallylike
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    Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat.

    Really good band with nothing offensive about their songs or style. Really think you could here their stuff on the radio and become really popular...but that name.

    Grindcore produce some insane names.

    Anal Cnut
    Anal Vomit
    Dying Foetus
    Pungent Stench (saw them supported by Grotesque Embalment)
    Paddy Casey

    the list goes on.


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    #75
    The Purveyor of Truth
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    Chumbawumba.


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    #76
    Darkglasses
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    actuallylike wrote: »

    the list goes on.

    One of my friends is a huge fan of Horse Bast*rd and Cancerous Womb. He swore it was decent stuff and I should listen to it. It wasn't.


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    #77
    eamon234
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    Casiotone for the Painfully Alone - bloody hipsters.


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    #78
    Rothko
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    Spermswamp is another one.


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    #79
    slippy wicket
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    These guys :eek::D


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    #80
    Birneybau
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    Ooh, forgot 'The Pains of Being Pure at Heart'

    Twee rubbish.


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    #81
    Invincible
    Registered Users Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭Invincible


    Housemartins
    Erasure
    Scissor sisters
    Boyzone
    One Erection


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    #82
    actuallylike
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    Darkglasses wrote: »
    One of my friends is a huge fan of Horse Bast*rd and Cancerous Womb. He swore it was decent stuff and I should listen to it. It wasn't.
    All part of a record label called Rotting Abortion Records. The fact that it was a record label, dealing with numerous bands meant they must have an office, meaning they must have a reception and therefore must have a receptionist. I always wanted to call up to be greeted with an articulate telephone voiced female with "Good afternoon, Rotting Abortion Records, how may I help you?"


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    #83
    Darkglasses
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    actuallylike wrote: »
    All part of a record label called Rotting Abortion Records. The fact that it was a record label, dealing with numerous bands meant they must have an office, meaning they must have a reception and therefore must have a receptionist. I always wanted to call up to be greeted with an articulate telephone voiced female with "Good afternoon, Rotting Abortion Records, how may I help you?"

    What I always wonder is how those guys talked to their parents and grandparents when they were teenagers.

    Ma, can I get a lift to band practice?

    Oh you're in a band? What are they called?

    Em...Cancerous Womb.

    Oh right...You play weddings is it?

    ...Yeah.


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    #84
    razorblunt
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    The Wombats - what the hell were they thinking


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    #85
    actuallylike
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    Darkglasses wrote: »
    What I always wonder is how those guys talked to their parents and grandparents when they were teenagers.

    Ma, can I get a lift to band practice?

    Oh you're in a band? What are they called?

    Em...Cancerous Womb.

    Oh right...You play weddings is it?

    ...Yeah.

    How's Billy?

    Ah, sure he's grand. Doing well so he is.

    Still with the...y'know?

    Maggoty Corpse? No, he's playing with Squashed Bowels now. Doing well so he is, supporting himself, happy.

    Well sure that's all the matters really isn't it


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    #86
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,438 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    Biffy Clyro - Brutal name for a band. Aw man, how they came up with that name, it's pretty sad. It's an anagram of Cliffy Biro, which was an idea for a Cliff Richard themed pen thought up by one of the band members out of boredom.


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    #87
    Doctor Jimbob
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    Iranoutofideas wrote: »
    Neutral Milk Hotel.

    Ham Sandwich

    Elbow

    All sound like ****

    Funny enough your last line is a better band name than any of the ones listed :D


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    #88
    Doctor Jimbob
    Registered Users Posts: 7,634 ✭✭✭Doctor Jimbob


    Sgt Hartman wrote: »
    Biffy Clyro - Brutal name for a band. Aw man, how they came up with that name, it's pretty sad. It's an anagram of Cliffy Biro, which was an idea for a Cliff Richard themed pen thought up by one of the band members out of boredom.

    That's actually brilliant. I'm only disappointed they didn't stick with cliffy biro.

    Edit - If this turns out to not be real please don't tell me. I'm happier not knowing.


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    #89
    chicorytip
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    Garbage - now there's a rubbish name!


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    #90
    dgt
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    chicorytip wrote: »
    Garbage - now there's a rubbish name!

    But Pooh is a sh*t name for a band isn't it....


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    #91
    Trebor176
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    - Kings of Leon. . .Well, I hate the band anyway.

    - Westlife

    - Nickelback

    - New Pornographers

    - Limp Bizkit

    - The Wanted


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