Girls saying/doing stereotypical "girly" things

Blitzkrieger · 23-01-2009 1:37pm

Sandra Crashing Choke wrote: »

*Twirls pigtails*

Hehe, why would somebody wanna burn a cup?

*Girlish giggle*

Didn't we go to great lengths yesterday to establish you're a dude?

apoch632 · 23-01-2009 1:37pm

drunkymonkey wrote: »

I think your friend is borderline retarded! i suggest she get's checked out! :eek:

Just finished her masters in law (not sure which one exactly) in Queens

midlandsmissus · 23-01-2009 1:47pm

apoch632 wrote: »

Just finished her masters in law (not sure which one exactly) in Queens

and your point is?

I know two barristers, (friends of a friend) and they are the most deranged people I have ever met. Seriously it's scary that they're in charge of anything.

apoch632 · 23-01-2009 1:48pm

midlandsmissus wrote: »

and your point is?

I know two barristers, (friends of a friend) and they are the most deranged people I have ever met. Seriously it's scary that they're in charge of anything.

I wouldn't call her retarded.

midlandsmissus · 23-01-2009 1:59pm

apoch632 wrote: »

I wouldn't call her retarded.

Fair enough.

I would just say that it doesn't matter how 'high' your profession is, as it doesnt affect your common sense.

This reminds me of the time I was out with my friend and we got talking to this bunch of men.Turns out they were all doctors. (And I know men often lie about thing like this on a night out, my male friends say they are always pretending to be doctors and pilots for the laugh, but these guys had all their i.d's on them, and never let up talking about hospitals so im sure they were).
Anyway I've never met people like it. In fact me and my friends to this day say ' do ya remember those mental doctors"
One of them got thrown out of the club for doing sit ups on the dance floor.
One of them said to another one 'Here should you not be in bed you've got surgery tomorrow at 8 (it was about 3am). Cue lots of laughter, 'Hur hur hur, he'll be in bed alright, but will it be his OWN bed, hur hur hur'.

They were saying how they were used to going into hospital still
pissed, and giving each other tips on how to get away with it. These were all in their late 20s/30s. Never thought of doctors the same way since!

monosharp · 23-01-2009 2:12pm

Mingey wrote: »

So men likw Quazzie who are ignorant of sport are girly also?

Yes and gay.

But I think Quazzie is more on the "I hate GAA but love soccer" side of the fence then the "girly" section since he A) made up a story about a prominent GAA player to shed him in a bad light and

knows about a small time soccer player like Robbie Keane.

Dudess · 23-01-2009 2:43pm

Leeby wrote: »

You'd have to have some serious issues to be upset by your partner thinking someone on the tv is hot! I know a girl like that, her boyfriend made a comment about Angelina Joli & she threw an absolute fit! It was hilarious!

LOL - yeah, my ex flatmate who is nice but seriously idiotic when it comes to letting men treat her like sh1t, would ask everyone not to mention what blokes on TV she fancied when her wanker boyfriend was visiting (he ultimately did the dirt on her - so much for her loyalty).

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Honestly my first two boyfriends went nuts if I mentioned I liked anyone famous even jokingly... So I thought wow guys must really hate that, and I never did it again.

What?!! :eek: Instead of seeing how hilariously unreasonable they were being and telling them to cop the fuk on?!

Some-one on here said their gf went nuts aswell, so maybe it is quite common? I dunno - I spose it depends how jealous people are.

Quite. It's pathetically jealous, paranoid and insecure.
LOL - for a guy to feel threatened by his girlfriend saying she fancies Brad Pitt... pitiful :rolleyes:.

Wagon · 23-01-2009 2:56pm

Dudess wrote: »

LOL - for a guy to feel threatened by his girlfriend saying she fancies Brad Pitt... pitiful :rolleyes:.

Yeah, even I fancy Brat Pitt...

Although last weekend, i was out having a smoke and some bird asked me for a lighter. So i took it out and held it up with the flame lit so she could light her smoke off it but then she goes to me "eh, im not a whore, I can light it myself." I was pretty confused, I was just being polite. can anyone shed some light on what the hell she meant? Or was she just a retard?

MIN2511 · 23-01-2009 2:58pm

Wagon wrote: »

Yeah, even I fancy Brat Pitt...

You do

Berty · 23-01-2009 2:59pm

At least dont try to be like those people on TV, women do which costs a lot of time and money and makes women bitter to men(for supposedly making them do it) and bitter to other women in jealousy.

And if women think that men dont notice them trying to change us, oh we do and we just give you enough rope to hang yourselves with because we will only purposefully get overweight so nothing nice fits us.

Wagon · 23-01-2009 3:02pm

MIN2511 wrote: »

You do

He's a sexy man!

midlandsmissus · 23-01-2009 3:06pm

Berty wrote: »

At least dont try to be like those people on TV, women do which costs a lot of time and money and makes women bitter to men(for supposedly making them do it) and bitter to other women in jealousy.

And if women think that men dont notice them trying to change us, oh we do and we just give you enough rope to hang yourselves with because we will only purposefully get overweight so nothing nice fits us.

if my man did that I would boot him out so fast he wouldnt know what was going on

Berty · 23-01-2009 3:07pm

midlandsmissus wrote: »

if my man did that I would boot him out so fast he wouldnt know what was going on

All he has to do is throw you some half baked compliments and he is back in your good books.

midlandsmissus · 23-01-2009 3:10pm

Berty wrote: »

All he has to do is throw you some half baked compliments and he is back in your good books.

Nope. That doesnt do it for me at all. Me and my fella are always slagging each other off for the craic, I hate people being over complimentary and soppy to me. And as for your last post If he was overweight I wouldnt fancy him sure.

Fizman · 23-01-2009 3:12pm

Berty wrote: »

Jeez wimminz will ye ever stop.

This is AH. AH!!! It supposed to be tongue in cheek and taken with a pinch of salt.

Actually speaking of salt, could one of the fine ladies who are reading this thread throw me in a few sachets from the kitchen?

Sound. :pac:

midlandsmissus · 23-01-2009 3:13pm

Fizman wrote: »

Actually speaking of salt, could one of the fine ladies who are reading this thread throw me in a few sachets from the kitchen?

Sound. :pac:

sachets where do you think you are, the f*cking Hilton?

Mingey · 23-01-2009 3:16pm

Wagon wrote: »

"eh, im not a whore, I can light it myself." I was pretty confused, I was just being polite. can anyone shed some light on what the hell she meant? Or was she just a retard?

Because whores run off with lighters when you lend them one. That's why you should always light a womans cig, just in case. Manwhores on the other hand will try to stick a fag up your bum. Be wary of these also.

Fizman · 23-01-2009 3:21pm

midlandsmissus wrote: »

sachets where do you think you are, the f*cking Hilton?

Well I don't want you throwing the normal glass shaker I use when i'm sitting at the table eating the fry-up I have made for me each morning. Going by the standard girly throws I see, you'd probably land it in the jacks.....and thats in the other direction......upstairs! :P

So be a darling and throw in the ones I stole from Burger King on saturday night. :pac:

/briefly contemplates "have I gone too far"
/comes to the conclusion "no".....too much fun

Malari · 23-01-2009 3:32pm

Bought a new car last year and EVERY female I told about it asked me what colour it was.

Having said that, I know a guy in work who referred to someone's exemplar work as a "stella performance", which is probably something very different...

midlandsmissus · 23-01-2009 3:40pm

Fizman wrote: »

Well I don't want you throwing the normal glass shaker I use when i'm sitting at the table eating the fry-up I have made for me each morning. Going by the standard girly throws I see, you'd probably land it in the jacks.....and thats in the other direction......upstairs! :P

So be a darling and throw in the ones I stole from Burger King on saturday night. :pac:

/briefly contemplates "have I gone too far"
/comes to the conclusion "no".....too much fun

Sorry i cant move, my chain doesnt stretch that far from the kitchen sink

Duras · 23-01-2009 3:44pm

Sam Vimes wrote: »

a girl i know was in a night club with some friends. she walked up to a few of them and they were talking to someone she didn't know so she decided to introduce herself. the conversation went thusly:

Amy:Hi, I'm Amy. What's your name

him:Ronan O'Gara

That reminds me of something that happened a few weeks back. I was just presenting my blooming start-up company to Mr. Gates. Just when to enter the building we almost bumped into Ilie from the tools shop.
"Ilie, is that you good friend?"
"Ohh, Billy, what the hell are you doing in the sh1thole", Ilie exclaimed.

Handshakes kisses, everything. Mr. Gates left happy to have met such an old friend.
"Where did you meet Bill Gates???" I asked Ilie from the tools shop.
"Well the Pope presented him to me long while back"
"The Pope!!! You lie, you don't know the Pope" I told Ilie from the tools shop. That very moment I bought the plain tickets to go to Rome and to prove everyone that Ilie is nothing but a big liar.
As they were checking our Visa in Rome's airport the Italian custom-house officer looks at Ilie's passport then at him and yells:
" Ilie, my good friend, how are you!!"
Handshakes, kisses, everything.
"How the hell did the customs officer know you", I asked.
"Aahh, I sold him one 2 pounds of nails at price of 1 few years back."
Continued our trip to Vatican, Ilie makes a phone call and there it is. The Pope comes to greet him:
"Ilie from the tools shop, in person, here! I am so excited!" Handshakes, kisses, hugs, everything. I felt I am gonna faint... I moved away few steps letting the Pope and Ilie talk about what happened to each other since the last time they met...

While I was still recovering from the shock, a nice shiny carriage stops just next to me. It was the queen of England in person! The queen turns to me and asks:
- "Dear, do you by any chance know who is that old man with a funny cap who talks to Ilie from the tools shop?"
And then I fainted.

For some reason I tend to believe that Amy doesn't know Ilie from the tools shop either.

Girls saying/doing stereotypical "girly" things

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