Does Size Matter?

Zaph · 23-09-2008 10:27pm

Dudess wrote: »

That's not the healthiest of mindsets. It's a functional organ - to be disgusted by it is to view the genitalia as dirty and evil... they are nothing of the sort.

esteban has, for want of a better word, issues. He views kissing as repulsive and filthy, so god only knows what he thinks about sex. For an 18/19 year old, he has an extremely unhealthy ultra-Catholic/conservative outlook on life. I sincerely hope that one day he'll discover that repression isn't the way to enjoy life.

Dudess · 23-09-2008 10:29pm

Esteban, where did you get that stuff from?

brianthebard · 23-09-2008 10:34pm

Dudess wrote: »

Esteban, where did you get that stuff from?

My guess anyways.

estebancambias · 23-09-2008 10:58pm

LMFAO. What do you think I do? o mass every week and wear white tshirts and trousers, with a little cross dangling from my neck

eh no...the thing is not good to look at and wouldn't get any pleasure from looking at it. I'm not repulsed by the thing, but to me its just there and don't understand how it could play a pivotal, let alone any part in a meaningful relationship.

Now on to other things.

He views kissing as repulsive and filthy

Never ever ever ever said this, maby like when i first joined boards but even then i doubt it. i did however said kissing a walkers cheese and onion would be mank.

what do you mean ultra conservative outlook? thats a good one i have to say.

besides i hardly believe in god anymore.

Zaph · 23-09-2008 11:07pm

estebancambias wrote: »

LMFAO. What do you think I do? o mass every week and wear white tshirts and trousers, with a little cross dangling from my neck

eh no...the thing is not good to look at and wouldn't get any pleasure from looking at it. I'm not repulsed by the thing, but to me its just there and don't understand how it could play a pivotal, let alone any part in a meaningful relationship.

Now on to other things.

Never ever ever ever said this, maby like when i first joined boards but even then i doubt it. i did however said kissing a walkers cheese and onion would be mank.

what do you mean ultra conservative outlook? thats a good one i have to say.

besides i hardly believe in god anymore.

Well you've changed dramatically since you started posting on Boards then, and I'm glad to see it. Apologies for my incorrect assumptions about your current opinions.

estebancambias · 23-09-2008 11:12pm

no need for the apology but i still stand by some views(but not getting into it here, and no they aren't about tim mcveigh;) )

Nevyn · 23-09-2008 11:14pm

I think both cocks and cúnts can be very pretty indeed.

Kotick · 23-09-2008 11:15pm

Piste wrote: »

They are pretty horrible looking alright, I agree. Though vaginas aren't much better.

Good thing you can't see the vagina though. Knowing that it's inside the body and all.

Aisling(",) · 24-09-2008 12:15am

generally i dont do anything in a relationship for months so it wouldnt bother me much but if a lad was tiny and i couldnt feel it i know itd put a strain on a relationship.

also i cant handle ones that are too big.ive had an ex who was so big i couldnt take it even while fully relaxed and lubricated.

i think a medium lenght and fairly think is my ideal.
i dont think id imeadiatly dismiss a lad just because his bits arent big

karlr42 · 24-09-2008 12:21am

Kotick wrote: »

Good thing you can't see the vagina though. Knowing that it's inside the body and all.

Indeed, VULVA, people!

Dragan · 24-09-2008 9:36am

estebancambias wrote: »

besides i hardly believe in god anymore.

Kevin Doyle would be very upset to hear you say that!:D

Petrolium Hat · 24-09-2008 12:02pm

Beetlebum wrote: »

No, he really didn't. It's a bit of a shame cause he's such a cool guy. It was just a bit awkward and I know that can happen as you're getting to know each other but it felt amateur, like he was nervous. We didn't even end up having sex cause I lost all interest. I know that sounds mean but it's just the way I felt. Ah well, plenty more men to try on!

Better feeling amateur than professional(ie like a hooker)?

Beetlebum · 24-09-2008 12:15pm

Petrolium Hat wrote: »

Better feeling amateur than professional(ie like a hooker)?

Are you implying that I'm like a hooker? Just want to clarify that before I reply to your question..

Petrolium Hat · 24-09-2008 12:22pm

Beetlebum wrote: »

Are you implying that I'm like a hooker? Just want to clarify that before I reply to your question..

I was just being a smart*rse. If something isn't amateur it's professional, sex as a profession is prostition.

Beetlebum · 24-09-2008 12:29pm

Petrolium Hat wrote: »

I was just being a smart*rse. If something isn't amateur it's professional, sex as a profession is prostition.

Ah, I see..
I'm sure you know what I mean though, it was just awkward and I had to initiate everything, like taking his hands and putting them places. He was kinda shakey and it just wasn't sexy. Confidence is sexy, trembling hands and button mushroom isn't. Mean but true!

Drift · 24-09-2008 12:46pm

Probably nervous about being judged on his small weaponry or else just inexperienced. I'd imagine if a guy knew he wasn't very well endowed he'd be less likely to be getting it on with randomers for fear of an awkward situation. This may mean he's inexperienced or even just nervous every time his lad comes under first time scrutiny.

Course I'm only guessing; although I'm not Ron Jeremy I'm content with what I'm packing ......... and if not there's always socks!

Beetlebum · 24-09-2008 12:49pm

Drift wrote: »

Probably nervous about being judged on his small weaponry or else just inexperienced. I'd imagine if a guy knew he wasn't very well endowed he'd be less likely to be getting it on with randomers for fear of an awkward situation. This may mean he's inexperienced or even just nervous every time his lad comes under first time scrutiny.

Course I'm only guessing; although I'm not Ron Jeremy I'm content with what I'm packing ......... and if not there's always socks!

All well and good until it comes to the crunch...could be funny if the girl had socks stuffed into her bra, maybe they could laugh about it..

Drift · 24-09-2008 12:52pm

Um ..... you crunch them???

*Takes GIANT step away from beetlebum*
"We must do this again sometime. Why don't I call you ......."

Carturo · 24-09-2008 12:55pm

Drift wrote: »

Probably nervous about being judged on his small weaponry or else just inexperienced. I'd imagine if a guy knew he wasn't very well endowed he'd be less likely to be getting it on with randomers for fear of an awkward situation. This may mean he's inexperienced or even just nervous every time his lad comes under first time scrutiny.

Course I'm only guessing; although I'm not Ron Jeremy I'm content with what I'm packing ......... and if not there's always socks!

Probably because chicks run a mile when they see he's hung like a baby.

Piste · 24-09-2008 3:48pm

Kotick wrote: »

Good thing you can't see the vagina though. Knowing that it's inside the body and all.

Don't get me started on the vulva!

Curlypinkie · 24-09-2008 3:52pm

I prefer "hung like a baby's arm" to "hung like a baby".
But there you go.
Besides, a girl doesn't have to actually see the merchandise per se, to make that out. A nice poke with the thigh or so will do....

Anti · 24-09-2008 4:57pm

And what if the bloke is a shower, and not a grower ? Initial signs look good, but he dosen't grow in length ? And the opposite, average size when flacid and hung like a rabbid donkey when erect !

Curlypinkie · 24-09-2008 5:02pm

Manties wrote: »

And what if the bloke is a shower, and not a grower ? Initial signs look good, but he dosen't grow in length ? And the opposite, average size when flacid and hung like a rabbid donkey when erect !

lol, I'm not giving blokes a "howsya father" with my thigh as soon as I meet them.
The bloke in question have to be a grower himself for me being even remotely interested in his lower regions.

Usually I wouldn't try this trick unless we were... well, close already!
And if it didn't show then, I'd be worried about my abilities to make him grow so to speak.

carbsy · 11-10-2008 4:15pm

Found this thread very funny and after reading it in it's entirety, I'm rather pleased that I'm above the 5" average.

Kya1976 · 11-10-2008 4:36pm

Curlypinkie wrote: »

I prefer "hung like a baby's arm" to "hung like a baby".
But there you go.
Besides, a girl doesn't have to actually see the merchandise per se, to make that out. A nice poke with the thigh or so will do....

Im with you on this one too:)

The Last Bandit · 11-10-2008 4:45pm

carbsy wrote: »

Found this thread very funny and after reading it in it's entirety, I'm rather pleased that I'm above the 5" average.

Always though the average was 6", when did it err go down??

tribulus · 11-10-2008 5:49pm

The Last Bandit wrote: »

Always though the average was 6", when did it err go down??

That's the internet average, where everyone is bigger, taller, wealthier and better looking.

brianthebard · 11-10-2008 6:28pm

Piste wrote: »

Don't get me started on the vulva!

I knew you were les!!!!

Nursy · 11-10-2008 9:47pm

Interesting thread...
I must say I like it quite thick... of course doesn't have to be 12inches but you know a normal decent size will do....
I mean after all the foreplay thingies...at some stage you want to get serious!!! I am sorry but there's no replacement for a good solid C***k....
There you have it:pac::pac::pac::D:D:D:D

Reku · 12-10-2008 12:00pm

Nursy wrote: »

I mean after all the foreplay thingies...at some stage you want to get serious!!! I am sorry but there's no replacement for a good solid C***k....
There you have it:pac::pac::pac::D:D:D:D

c***k?
cnuck?
You have a Canadian mounty fetish I take it?:p

Censorsh!t · 12-10-2008 12:22pm

As long as they're not as small as G.G. Allin...

Elle Victorine · 12-10-2008 3:25pm

Couldn't give a **** either way. If I genuinely like the guy it would be an afterthought.

The_Hustler · 12-10-2008 6:27pm

tribulus wrote: »

That's the internet average, where everyone is bigger, taller, wealthier and better looking.

But isn't it meant to be 5 and a half or something? I knew that 6 was what most people think is the average and that it's slightly lower but didn't think it was 5.

Faith · 12-10-2008 10:28pm

I don't think it matters very much unless it's on the extreme side, either too big or too small. But as long as it's not too big, then a bigger one is just a bit better (for me, anyway).

Also, the idea of a dancing penis made me laugh so hard I cried. I'd love to see it!

sam34 · 12-10-2008 10:47pm

my sister once attempted to shag a guy whose dick was short but very thick- she said about the girth of a can of coke! couldnt get it in, no matter how, errr, hard, they tried

Reku · 12-10-2008 11:07pm

sam34 wrote: »

my sister once attempted to shag a guy whose dick was short but very thick- she said about the girth of a can of coke! couldnt get it in, no matter how, errr, hard, they tried

Having a can of coke, or even an object of similar size and shape sounds rather uncomfortable, did the lad have a permanent stoop as I don't think most jeans/pants really have that much space for the package.

sam34 · 13-10-2008 1:11am

well, she was only with him the once, so im not too sure of exact details. presume he was a grower rather than a shower!

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