Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

Star Lord · 11-04-2014 6:48am

Yup, but only the ones with the special mark get to stay.

C.K Dexter Haven · 11-04-2014 10:56pm

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Yup, but only the ones with the special mark get to stay.

I do beg your pardon. I know you're awfully busy, but would you mind if I had a P please, Bob?

Star Lord · 11-04-2014 11:00pm

Down the hall, 3rd door on your right.

Star Lord · 11-04-2014 11:00pm

Oops, I meant left, hope he didn't get caught in that vortex!

southcentralts · 15-04-2014 12:15pm

Why do we have to retake the stupidity test every time we get a new mod.
Did I pass, or do I need more book learnings?
Stupider like a fox!

Star Lord · 15-04-2014 12:19pm

Because we don't appreciate your 'book learning' here.

ಠ_ರೃ

southcentralts · 01-05-2014 1:57pm

HA, I joined mensa and got myself some mathematic immunity, it says so on my license plate.

Star Lord · 01-05-2014 4:54pm

Random.org says 4 days this time! Put that in your mathematic immunity!

Renegade Mechanic · 04-05-2014 10:24pm

I jazzed all over your ban button, heh heh heh....

Star Lord · 04-05-2014 10:27pm

And super smooth jazz it was.

Nice.

Insect Overlord · 14-05-2014 1:09am

*waves at teh Modz*

*blows kisses*

*exits, followed by a bear*

Star Lord · 14-05-2014 9:15am

No bears allowed for a week!

I miss the bear.

southcentralts · 19-05-2014 1:58pm

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Random.org says 4 days this time! Put that in your mathematic immunity!

I have been trying for days but I cannot get it to add up - the -|- sign is missing from my keyboard:(

However it is that time in the universe again - 1.23423 ns x 10^1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001.

So lets get it over with,

PLEASE do not cast me back out into the cold and lonely real world, they make fun of my average looking looks there. They also throw an assortment of vegetables fruits and beverages at me, some nice and others not so much. so I beg of you, if there is a shred of decency left in that lump of coal you call a diamond...have mercy.

Star Lord · 19-05-2014 2:02pm

There is no mercy.

Only random.

sNarah · 19-05-2014 3:43pm

sNarah still haz super-non-banned-powerz?

sNarah · 19-05-2014 3:44pm

sNarah checked the charter and as it turns out no longer haz super-non-banned-powerz.

This is THE WORST DAY EVAH.

Star Lord · 19-05-2014 3:49pm

Followed by 7 of the worst days...

C.K Dexter Haven · 08-06-2014 2:42am

Hey, where's the red button gone?

HomelessMidge · 08-06-2014 2:46am

So by me posting here I'm basically banning myself?

C.K Dexter Haven · 08-06-2014 2:48am

HomelessMidge wrote: »

So by me posting here I'm basically banning myself?

Awe no- no banning of yourself necessary. Damo will do that for you. You just sit back and relax;)

Star Lord · 08-06-2014 2:51am

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Hey, where's the red button gone?

What, this one?

HomelessMidge wrote: »

So by me posting here I'm basically banning myself?

Not really, you lack the backbone to do that.

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Awe no- no banning of yourself necessary. Damo will do that for you. You just sit back and relax;)

At your service m'lud.

Renegade Mechanic · 08-06-2014 6:41pm

That last time was misspelled. It was supposed to be "jazzed".....

Heh. Now lets see you ban me from up here!!

Jamie_ · 14-06-2014 3:07pm

Ban meh plz.

Star Lord · 15-06-2014 8:24am

Urge to ban: satiated. Thank you!

C.K Dexter Haven · 19-07-2014 12:14am

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

What, this one?

.

Yes, that one:(

It's just so so so

..so

..so

..so

..still with us?

..ah good:)

..just checking

.. [typo, ignore]

..so, back on track then yeah?

Ready for the ban?

Last chance now; all in?

Here we go:)

Once......

...in a lifetime:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7pVjl4Rrtc

Star Lord · 19-07-2014 12:18am

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Yes, that one:(
It's just so so so
..so
..so
..so
..still with us?
..ah good:)
..just checking
.. [typo, ignore]
..so, back on track then yeah?
Ready for the ban?
Last chance now; all in?
Here we go:)
Once......
...in a lifetime:)

TLDR

Renegade Mechanic · 19-07-2014 12:36am

So I hear this place is no smoking?
Let me play you the song of my people!!!
1107-8l-12%2Btruck-source-diesel-show-scene%2Bdodge-burnout.jpg

Star Lord · 19-07-2014 12:39am

That's not smoke, it's steam from the melting truck, obviously.

CJ Haughey · 28-02-2015 9:13pm

what is this jazz about?

Star Lord · 28-02-2015 11:59pm

It's about holidays! Yay!

Dozer Dave · 08-03-2015 4:10am

Do I get a stupid ban or is it random stupid?

Star Lord · 08-03-2015 8:17am

It is random, stupid!

southcentralts · 31-08-2015 10:51am

I was told I could renew my subscription here?

King George VI · 31-08-2015 11:11am

I used to have immunity here. I wonder if I still do?

Star Lord · 31-08-2015 11:47am

southcentralts wrote: »

I was told I could renew my subscription here?

Subscription renewed for 7 days.

Johnny Carson wrote: »

I used to have immunity here. I wonder if I still do?

What's immunity? Are you that guy from The Shining?

King George VI · 31-08-2015 2:50pm

Star Lord wrote: »

What's immunity? Are you that guy from The Shining?

Not since the accident

Star Lord · 31-08-2015 2:53pm

I heard about that, hope the rupture heals...

King George VI · 31-08-2015 3:41pm

Bionic spleens are great

arayess · 12-02-2016 7:21pm

HUG YOU All

MATCHES CAN'T MELT PLAY DOUGH

arayess · 20-02-2016 9:08am

arayess wrote: »

HUG YOU All

MATCHES CAN'T MELT PLAY DOUGH

IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
6 days...

pathetic

Star Lord · 20-02-2016 5:44pm

You do know what random means, right?

King George VI · 05-03-2016 7:30pm

Star Lord wrote: »

You do know what random means, right?

I believe it means "tactile woodworking" in Yiddish.

Star Lord · 05-03-2016 7:55pm

The tactilest, baby!

130Kph · 18-03-2016 9:44pm

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Squid Ponies

I’ve just two words to say:-

the rules are there for everyone and they apply equally to everyone
(regardless of whether an individual accepts those rules or not).

Star Lord · 18-03-2016 9:52pm

130Kph wrote: »

I’ve just two words to say:-

the rules are there for everyone and they apply equally to everyone
(regardless of whether an individual accepts those rules or not).

Couldn't have said it better myself, so I found a permanent way to express it!

the14thwarrior · 20-03-2016 1:13am

i'm not random, i have many thoughts

Star Lord · 21-03-2016 11:09am

Random is as random does!!!

Menas · 01-04-2016 1:00pm

Does this still work?

Star Lord · 01-04-2016 1:07pm

Yup! I used it and found it to be effective for up to FIVE days!!! My floors have never looked cleaner!

02-04-2016 7:27pm

Menas wrote: »

Does this still work?

This is where all our precious fun threads are going to be sent Menas. We had better get used to the place

Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

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