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Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

Sarky · 2009-07-21 13:36:52

The Extreme Stupidity Filter is back by popular demand. Bans ARE RANDOM, although if you want a longer ban, just mention it in your post or PM one of the mods, and we'll see to your request ASAP. Thanks, The management. NOTE: Moderators of The Cuckoo's Nest are exempt. We just can't ban eachother, no matter how hard I tr-…

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#202 14-11-2009 12:33pm

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Sarky wrote: »

I won't ban you for threatening legal action. That's for the admins to do, in a sitewide manner. I will ban you for being dumb. Permanently.

Up to the legal action threat he was actually kinda funny.

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#203 16-11-2009 12:45am

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Post count +0

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#204 16-11-2009 12:47am

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rizzee wrote: »

Post count +0

Thanks for playing

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#205 16-11-2009 12:48am

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There you go. One ban. Hope you like it.

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#206 16-11-2009 8:52pm

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Please don't ban meh, or I'll be forced to eat your blood.

Or something...

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#207 16-11-2009 10:34pm

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Edward Cullen wrote: »

Please don't ban meh, or I'll be forced to eat your blood.

Or something...

Surely not?! :eek:

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#208 19-11-2009 9:19pm

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WOHOOO I'M BACK!

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#209 19-11-2009 9:19pm

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Did you hear something?

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#210 20-11-2009 12:30am

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Sarky wrote: »

Did you hear something?

Nope, not a thing.

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#211 23-11-2009 12:34am

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Danger Danger

HIGH VOLTAGE!!!

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#212 23-11-2009 12:35am

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Sarky wrote: »

There are more ways than that. But only one is recklessly daft.

To infinity...and beyond!!!

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#213 23-11-2009 12:37am

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I hate that song.

But f*ck it, I'm gonna give you a few days because of the Ladies Lounge thing. I'll let you know when your time's up.

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#214 23-11-2009 12:38am

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Sarky wrote: »

I hate that song.

But f*ck it, I'm gonna give you a few days because of the Ladies Lounge thing. I'll let you know when your time's up.

YAY

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#215 23-11-2009 12:38am

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I dunno what to write now....

Hi everyone.... :P

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#216 23-11-2009 12:39am

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Everyone's been banned, you're wasting your breath...

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#217 23-11-2009 12:43am

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Sarky wrote: »

Everyone's been banned, you're wasting your breath...

Oh sh1t yeah....

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#218 23-11-2009 12:44am

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Try not to abuse it. Mod giveth and Mod taketh away, and all that.

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#219 23-11-2009 12:52am

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king-stew wrote: »

I dunno what to write now....

Hi everyone.... :P

Hi there.

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#220 23-11-2009 1:15am

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cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Hi there.

Hi there!

Did you approve of my usage of you in my song?? I understand you may seek royalties?

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#221 23-11-2009 1:17am

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king-stew wrote: »

Hi there!

Did you approve of my usage of you in my song?? I understand you may seek royalties?

I'm in a song? Where can I hear this song of which you speak? Keep the royalties, I'm playing this at every bar that will let me in.

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#222 23-11-2009 1:20am

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Why the song i penned on my quest for immunity of course...

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055746851

Your in there somewhere!

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#223 23-11-2009 1:25am

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king-stew wrote: »

Why the song i penned on my quest for immunity of course...

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055746851

Your in there somewhere!

Found it. That was actually quite funny.

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#224 23-11-2009 1:27am

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cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Found it. That was actually quite funny.

Why thank you.

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#225 23-11-2009 1:33am

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Yeah, permanent immunity is very hard to earn.

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#226 23-11-2009 1:36am

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Who's job did you tuc??

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#227 23-11-2009 1:37am

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All the people who don't understand the funny.

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#228 25-11-2009 3:55am

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Midnight_EG wrote: »

The what?

OMG it worked!

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#229 25-11-2009 3:58am

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Nice one boss.

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#230 25-11-2009 4:01am

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I must remember that little trick the next time someone is posting drunk and won't remember not posting here.

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#231 25-11-2009 4:04am

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Sarky wrote: »

I must remember that little trick the next time someone is posting drunk and won't remember not posting here.

That would amuse me to no end. Should that happen please let me know

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#232 25-11-2009 4:55pm

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stevedublin wrote: »

One week ban please

Sarky wrote: »

Sorry, they start at two weeks.

I asked for a ONE week ban!

DUMBASS!!!!

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#233 25-11-2009 4:58pm

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stevedublin wrote: »

I asked for a ONE week ban!

DUMBASS!!!!

Good-bye.

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#234 25-11-2009 4:59pm

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And I said they START at TWO WEEKS. Jackass.

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#235 25-11-2009 5:05pm

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I love how many stupid people show up here repeatedly

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#236 25-11-2009 6:06pm

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Happy to Meet, Sorry to Part.
Enjoy your holidays, Sarky - I don't envy your job in TCN.

Gross understatement of the year:

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

I love how many stupid people show up here repeatedly

Can I get an automatic renewal on my ban?

Cheers!

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#237 25-11-2009 6:10pm

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Wait, are you saying you want a permanent ban? PM me with clarification, I'm giving you the standard 2 weeks right now.

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#238 26-11-2009 4:26am

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Are - you in?
Livin in sin is the new thing.
Are - you in?
I am countin'!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between.

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#239 26-11-2009 4:11pm

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Damn you's yungins and yer hippity hoppity musak!

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#240 26-11-2009 6:41pm

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christ thats was a long 2 weeks

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#241 26-11-2009 6:44pm

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Try a 3 week ban, THAT'LL be a long 2 weeks!

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#242 30-11-2009 11:07pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_Dcnf-jVYY

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#243 30-11-2009 11:15pm

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I hate that song, so you get a month.

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#244 01-12-2009 10:21pm

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Sarky wrote: »

I hate that song, so you get a month.

Thats very merciful!

For such a crime of a song I would have reckoned eternity!

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#245 01-12-2009 11:21pm

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but im so cle

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#246 01-12-2009 11:24pm

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No, you're clearly a dumbass.

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#247 02-12-2009 12:07am

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We wrote: »

but im so cle

First off, as the future leader of Leixlip, I would like to dissassociate myself from that person. He will be killed in the revolution. Or just exiled to Mullingar or that palce beginning with "T" (I can't remember the name) which is also in Westmeath with the rest of Leixlip. Whatever suits.

I've wanted to post in this thread for years, but I couldn't because I modded AH and had to send some threads this way.
I no longer mod AH, so I can now post here and embrace the ban.

Here's Buffy, some tripped-out teletubbies and Scott Weiland:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEZbAbd_cJ0

Enjoy.

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#248 02-12-2009 12:09am

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Oh hey Terry, good to see you.

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#249 02-12-2009 12:10am

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I'm really drunk.

Nice to see you too, Sarky.

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#250 02-12-2009 12:11am

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The dropdown menu.
Ban this user.

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#251 02-12-2009 12:12am

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I'm Rich Hall.
Goodnight.

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