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Extreme stupidity filter immunity

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  • 21-11-2009 6:30pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭


    OK mods its that time of year again for myself(assignments) and of course im doing every possible other thing to avoid doing them so i have a challenge for myself!

    So you lot can set me challenges and i will do them and if i pass say 5? challenges can i get immunity from being banned from that thread?

    Obviously you should give me tasks where i can prove i have completed them!

    Ok so have we got a deal???


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I want a shrubbery.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    shrubbery.jpg


    Next.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I want another shrubbery. Put it next to the other only slightly higher and with a little path going down the middle.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    stone-steps-shrubs-flowering-flowers.jpg

    Done.



    Next?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sh*t, I dunno. A nice haiku maybe?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    Snow drift water down
    fire burns those without crown
    eyes will stay open.....



    two more to go :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Blimey, you're good.

    How about you MSPaint something up to show how much you want immunity?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    96830.JPG


    Voila!


    Is this my last task? YAY!:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Impressive.

    For your last task you must successfully troll The Ladies Lounge parody a recent chart hit by changing the lyrics to describe the Cuckoo's Nest.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    "Recent" chart hit is subjective so....


    Presenting:
    Cuckoos Paradise
    As I flick through the posts inside the Cuckoos Nest.
    I take a look at my threads, and realise my lifes bereft, yo.
    'Cuz I've been typin' and trollin so long that.
    Even my mama thinks that i stay up till dawn.

    But I ain't never crossed matt holck when he didn't deserve it.
    Spoutin crazy ass poems, you now that's unheard of.
    You'd better watch how you're talking and were you walking .
    Or Sarky might just send you on a two week walk.

    I really hate to trip but I don' really care.
    Ask a stupid question get a stupid ans-wer, FOOL.
    I am stew da king, and all the nesters wanna sing;.
    Picture association or BLARTS pronunciation.


    Bin spending most their lives postin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
    Bin spending most their lives trollin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
    Keep spending most our lives postin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
    Keep spending most our lives trollin in a Cuckoos Paradise.


    In the single peoples thread, they got me down.
    They can't live a normal life, they cant even get a man.
    So I gotta be down wit the count team.
    Gettin to one million seems to be their dream.

    Lots of educated fools wit silly sh1t on their minds.
    playin games like "in my pants" while sittin on their behinds.
    I'm a loped out gangster smokin a kipper.
    Word association(FRY UP) would go great with a chipper, FOOL.

    Immunity ain't notin but a heartbeat away.
    Im gonna troll the ladies lounge now, what can I say.
    I'm intrested and i post there when i can.
    But when they see my next thread gonna be a perma ban.


    Tell me whhyyyy are we,
    Perrverts and creeeeps,
    Who make up ttwwoooo whole threads
    about diiissssgussting peeeeeeps.


    Bin spending most their lives postin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
    Bin spending most their lives trollin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
    Keep spending most our lives postin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
    Keep spending most our lives trollin in a Cuckoos Paradise.


    Amp and Da-rigger, Da-rigger and da amp
    Minute after minute, gettin **** cramp.
    Talkin bout Queen mise, really cudda killed her
    Me and cyberwolf immune, from da stupidity filta.


    They say lets count to ten, but they get to sixty seven.
    On their second thread now will they get to a million??
    I guess they can't.
    I guess they won't.
    I guess they fcuked.
    Does anybody care cause that thread sucks, FOOL.


    Bin spending most their lives postin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
    Bin spending most their lives trollin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
    Keep spending most our lives postin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
    Keep spending most our lives trollin in a Cuckoos Paradise.


    Tell me whhyyyy are we,
    perrverts and creeeeps,
    Who make up ttwwoooo whole threads
    about diiissssgussting peeeeeeps.


    Tell me whhyyyy are we,
    perrverts and creeeeps,
    Who make up ttwwoooo whole threads
    about diiissssgussting peeeeeeps.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    My god im completely gonna fail my assignment!!

    But have i got immunity?? have i have i have i?? :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    You have received an infraction at boards.ie
    Dear king-stew,

    You have received an infraction at boards.ie.

    Reason: Being Naughty
    Infraction given for Sexism thread in The Ladies Lounge.

    Maple

    This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

    Original Post:
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=63133621


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I can't believe you actually trolled the ladies lounge. Hehehe.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I can't believe you actually trolled the ladies lounge. Hehehe.

    heh, seems standard.


    Stew, you are my hero, you'll always have immunity with me.
    Song could have used more rigger.
    9/10


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Stew, you are my hero, you'll always have immunity with me.
    Song could have used more rigger.
    9/10

    Thanks pal, oh and hope that **** cramp eases up soon!


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I'm tryping with my 4head


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    king-stew wrote: »
    Snow drift water down
    fire burns those without crown
    eyes will stay open.....

    [pedant]That "haiku" only has 6 syllables in it's second line. [/pedant]

    *shakes head and tuts*


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    well spotted.
    Start over Stew.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    Not by my dublin accent, fi-re...

    Plus im sure the japanese would pronounce fire similarly! Game, Set and match.


    Proof:



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Class act, all the way.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    Sarky wrote: »
    Class act, all the way.

    Just unfortunate you missed the ladies lounge thread before they deleted it!

    What i can tell you is that it involved this pic:

    beercratesvo1.jpg


    So can i post in the thread now???


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    ANYONE can post in that thread. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    Sarky wrote: »
    ANYONE can post in that thread. :)

    AAAAHHHAAAA :p

    Will i be banned?? or does my name go into the charter??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What, did you think I was going to give you immunity or something..?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    Only one way to find out! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    There are more ways than that. But only one is recklessly daft.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    All hail king-stew :D


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    That was incredible. Bravo!


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