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I would put this in personal issues, but it's kind of funny so.....

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  • #52
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,630 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    0utpost31 wrote: »
    Ikky Poo.... look at your username. You must still be sucking on yo' mommas titty.

    Here I am trying to argue abotu Bebo users being immature and.... well, you did it for me!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #53
    ninty9er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,366 ✭✭✭ninty9er


    Agamemnon wrote: »
    If that's what was coming out of Paddy's knob, then this is far from the first time this has happened.
    :D:D:D

    ROFLMAO


  • #54
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    genericgoon wrote: »
    I think you mean setup a webcam for it.


    Do we need one, the OP is pretty graphic.. for one who claims he was in shock...


  • #55
    Mr WibbleWobble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭Mr WibbleWobble


    Sleeping Bags Save! Just likes Jesus.


  • #56
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    adsgirl wrote: »
    Do we need one, the OP is pretty graphic.. for one who claims he was in shock...

    Well according to his PM he has a camera so whether it's needed or not it's there.


  • #57
    Mr WibbleWobble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭Mr WibbleWobble


    adsgirl wrote: »
    Do we need one, the OP is pretty graphic.. for one who claims he was in shock...

    That is one of the horror facts about shock actually. Heard a thing about it on the radio a while back.


  • #58
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    Mr WibbleWobble wrote: »
    That is one of the horror facts about shock actually. Heard a thing about it on the radio a while back.

    Careful attention to detail, vivid sounds ect.... ect.....


  • #59
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    Mr WibbleWobble wrote: »
    Sleeping Bags Save! Just likes Jesus.

    http://img238.exs.cx/img238/6357/a8jesussaves44tf5mq.gif


  • #60
    Mr WibbleWobble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭Mr WibbleWobble


    adsgirl wrote: »
    Careful attention to detail, vivid sounds ect.... ect.....

    Something along those lines. Has to do with the whole memory processing by the brain. That is why it can take years for recovery, if ever. I think trauma might be the more medical name for emotional shock, rather than the physical one.


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  • #61
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    Yes, vivid memory....

    squelch

    squish

    ooohhh

    mmmmm


    SQWWWWWERPPP

    mmmm???


    mmm!!!


    squish



    *parp*



    lol!!

    mmm

    oooohhh....


    *parp*


    "Paddy!!!"

    sorry honey.....

    ****


    squelch....


  • #62
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    janeybabe wrote: »
    You get me Dita von Teese and I'll re-enact that same scenario for you.

    Get me Carmen Electra and i'll do it!


  • #63
    eVeNtInE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


    This post has been deleted.


  • #64
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    Kiera wrote: »
    Get me Carmen Electra and i'll do it!

    PM sent

    I can get you janeybabe if that's any good.

    Hey janeybabe I think we have something here!


  • #65
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    I'll give him a ring (no pun intended) and see if we can all meet up for a few pints in Dun Loaghaire this weekend.


  • #66
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    0utpost31 wrote: »
    PM sent

    I can get you janeybabe if that's any good.

    Hey janeybabe I think we have something here!

    ROFL! :D


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  • #67
    dsmythy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,520 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    This story = bullcrap. Ands that's a mathematical formula so there's no arguing with it. It's still funny though, granted.


  • #68
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Dord wrote: »
    ROFL! :D

    Icks-nay on the OFL-Ray!

    I offered to bring two guys for him.

    He wasn't happy.


  • #69
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    dsmythy wrote: »
    This story = bullcrap.

    No it's not, I have the jizz stains to prove it.


  • #70
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    Janeybabe and kiera, send me pics and maybe we can meet up.

    If Kiera looks like Dita von teese, and Janeybabe looks like Carmen electra, we definitely have got something going.

    The first boards-organized threesome ever. It could be in the newspapers.


  • #71
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    dsmythy wrote: »
    This story = bullcrap.

    Actually, d'ya know what? This could be Jimmy right here guys.... Trying to disprove it before the story gets too out of hand.... Jimmy. From Swords.


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  • #72
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    0utpost31 wrote: »
    Janeybabe and kiera, send me pics and maybe we can meet up.

    If Kiera looks like Dita von teese, and Janeybabe looks like Carmen electra, we definitely have got something going.

    The first boards-organized threesome ever. It could be in the newspapers.

    I've already told you - fivesome. I have 2 men very interested in this.

    And bring Jimmy and Paddy.


  • #73
    UnitedIrishman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,369 ✭✭✭UnitedIrishman


    This is one of those perfect stories for a time around the pub when all your mates are together talking and you go, "Ha, Paddy do ya remember the time yourself and Jimmy were banging the ****e outta each other and I was awake.."

    Reminds me of the time at a mates birthday I was asleep in a room, me in one bed and another mate in another (just to clarify that). When one of my other mates and his bird came in and started riding on the floor thinking we were passed out. So when we copped what was goin on (around the time she whispered "No, not in there it hurts") I started laughing and made to leave the room - kicking my mate in the head (not his penis) in the process.

    We always bring that one up in front of the two of them. I suggest ya do the same.


  • #74
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    UnitedIrishman wrote: »
    This is one of those perfect stories for a time around the pub when all your mates are together talking and you go, "Ha, Paddy do ya remember the time yourself and Jimmy were banging the ****e outta each other and I was awake.."

    Reminds me of the time at a mates birthday I was asleep in a room, me in one bed and another mate in another (just to clarify that). When one of my other mates and his bird came in and started riding on the floor thinking we were passed out. So when we copped what was goin on (around the time she whispered "No, not in there it hurts") I started laughing and made to leave the room - kicking my mate in the head (not his penis) in the process.

    We always bring that one up in front of the two of them. I suggest ya do the same.


    Spits wine on screen......:D:D:D


  • #75
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    UnitedIrishman wrote: »
    one of my other mates and his bird came in and started riding on the floor thinking we were passed out. So when we copped what was goin on (around the time she whispered "No, not in there it hurts") I started laughing and made to leave the room

    I would have stayed and wanked with extreme vigour.:)


  • #76
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    adsgirl wrote: »
    Spits wine on screen......:D:D:D

    Are you interested in a foursome with me, Kiera and janeybabe? And maybe two other guys? So basically an orgy.


  • #77
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    0utpost31 wrote: »
    Are you interested in a foursome with me, Kiera and janeybabe? And maybe two other guys? So basically an orgy.


    No thanks I do my own PR work.....


  • #78
    Jonathan
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators Posts: 8,214 Mod ✭✭✭✭Jonathan


    Classic thread. 5 stars.


  • #79
    eVeNtInE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


    This post has been deleted.


  • #80
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Mr Crystal wrote: »
    Would Paddy and Jimmy be the two other guys? Why would they be there unless you, Paddy and Jimmy were going to.....

    No I have two other guys lined up. Actually, one of them is a boardsie. The other one doesn't know he's invited yet, but will be happy to oblige.

    And also Paddy and Jimmy will be there for 0utpost31.


  • #81
    dsmythy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,520 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    0utpost31 wrote: »
    Actually, d'ya know what? This could be Jimmy right here guys.... Trying to disprove it before the story gets too out of hand.... Jimmy. From Swords.

    Wrong! HA! Because i'm Paddy not Jimmy!


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  • #82
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    I think this thread has turned full circle...... :pac:


  • #83
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    janeybabe wrote: »
    No I have two other guys lined up. Actually, one of them is a boardsie. The other one doesn't know he's invited yet, but will be happy to oblige.

    And also Paddy and Jimmy will be there for 0utpost31.

    :( Where does that leave me?


  • #84
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    Lousy. All the sleeping boardsies have missed this romperstomper of a thread.


  • #85
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    adsgirl wrote: »
    :( Where does that leave me?

    No idea, I lost count about 2 pages ago.


  • #86
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    stepbar wrote: »
    I think this thread has turned full circle...... :pac:

    Daisy chain ftw!


  • #87
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    janeybabe wrote: »
    No idea, I lost count about 2 pages ago.


    Not to worry I can take notes and make tea... for the shock...


  • #88
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    0utpost31 wrote: »
    Lousy. All the sleeping boardsies have missed this romperstomper of a thread.

    It's not really that good imo. A guy makes up a story about two guys going at it beside him. Adds in a few squelches and parps and SQWWWWWERPPPs and the crowd goes wild.

    I've been at funnier funerals.


  • #89
    Drift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭Drift


    OP you do realise that the only reason Paddy had the horn in the first place was that he was lying next to you in your tight sexy little sleeping bag. Waving your sexy feet in the direction of his head. What the hell could he do except get Jimmy to relieve some of the tension.

    Then you went back to sleep and carried on with your relentless teasing just flaunting your hot man body for the boys. It's no wonder they had to play a bit of hide the sausage in the flower bed with the way you were carrying on.

    Basically it's your fault they got it on. It's no wonder they're not talking to you - after all you're the one who turned them gay. I hope you're happy with yourself.


    On a serious note. Phone him up, say you're going for pints and ask if he wants to come along. No need to mention the incident until you've re-established contact.


  • #90
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    javaboy wrote: »
    It's not really that good imo. A guy makes up a story about two guys going at it beside him.

    Why would I bother making it up? How would I even conjure up a story like that in my head? Why would I be thinking of boners?

    Unless I was ghey.... which I'm not.
    javaboy wrote: »
    I've been at funnier funerals.

    Can't wait for yours.


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  • #91
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    0utpost31 wrote: »
    Can't wait for yours.

    Classy. :rolleyes:


    EDIT: I see you ninja edited your post to put a strikethrough on that sentence. Good save.


  • #92
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    javaboy wrote: »
    Classy. :rolleyes:

    Schwarzenegger style.

    Anyways, sleepytime.

    Byebye.


  • #93
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    0utpost31 wrote: »
    Schwarzenegger style.

    Anyways, sleepytime.

    Byebye.

    Its only 2:06? Lightweight! :D


  • #94
    dsmythy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,520 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    0utpost31 wrote: »
    Why would I bother making it up? How would I even conjure up a story like that in my head? Why would I be thinking of boners?

    Unless I was ghey.... which I'm not.[/S]

    And yet in your story you lay there through the entire thing. My reaction? Out of that bed, out of that house, and hell even out of that city!

    That be the hole in your story. The fact that you say you just lay there as this was going on beside you smacks of makey-upey.

    So is it made up or have you got the ghey?


  • #95
    bythewoods
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭bythewoods


    OP is definitely tainted with teh ghey.

    Thread made me lol though!


  • #96
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    <
    Don't anymore.

    Anyway, I have an alibi so go **** yourselves!


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  • #97
    Drift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭Drift


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    go **** yourselves!

    I think thats what the OP said and you took him literally!!


  • #98
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    Lads it is 100% true.

    You'd never know what you'd do if you were in that situation. These are my very good friends and I didn't want them knowing that I know you know what. But they do know now anyways.

    As I said, I waited for the **** to die down, and it did. I was like "ahhhh, it went according to plan" and then they started getting serious. Then I got up and left. I didn't wait there the whole time as dshyty is saying.

    Dsmythy, re-read my post before accusing me of lying and don't be annoying me. This is a serious personal issue, with elements of humour.


  • #99
    Ass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 995 ✭✭✭Ass


    0utpost31 wrote: »
    Lads it is 100% true.

    You'd never know what you'd do if you were in that situation. These are my very good friends and I didn't want them knowing that I know you know what. But they do know now anyways.

    As I said, I waited for the **** to die down, and it did. I was like "ahhhh, it went according to plan" and then they started getting serious. Then I got up and left. I didn't wait there the whole time as dshyty is saying.

    Dsmythy, re-read my post before accusing me of lying and don't be annoying me. This is a serious personal issue, with elements of humour.
    If it were true you'd probably have joined in, you big gay boy you!


  • #100
    rainbow kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Welcome to Gayville.

    Collect your rainbow card and Madonna CD at the desk.


  • #101
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Lolol ... No offence, OP, but I find it very hard to believe this isn't a pishtake!

    But assuming for a second that it isn't, I agree with PFM:
    PurpleFistMixer wrote: »
    That said, doesn't excuse getting up to stuff while you're in the room. That's just poor form.
    This is the only bit I have a real problem with, wouldn't give a damn what they were getting up to, it's their own business, but not in the same room and sweet holy jebus definitely not in the same bed, that's taking the piss (among other things!).




    Actually, wait ... ye left Jimmy asleep on the couch in the sitting room! How did he end up in the bed skiing with Paddy's pole in hand?


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