Friends with benefits

Does anyone here want a friend with benefits?
Willing to travel. Open to all 3 gender types & over 18's.

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Never had a Friends with benefit or a fcukbuddy, nothing against them just never had the opportunity.

In fact I have no idea how these things actually happen, is it like one day you just say to one of your mates, "Hey, wanna shag?"

Whatever you do , don't do it.
I did once with a friend and I only went and bloody fell in love with him. :rolleyes:
It's a world of pain that took me a long, long time to get out of.
Don't do it. :eek:

Turn up at her door in the nip! :pac:

Rented Mule wrote: »

I have had a few over the years and it was great. We were generally too busy to put any effort into a relatoinship, but got the 'benefits' that we were looking for. Very up front. Very honest. Very much fun.

I'd say you felt like a right rented mule after that :P


PS my wife wont let me have a friend with benefits, go figure!

I have had both a friend with benefit and a f*ck buddy, and both worked out well.

The friend was someone who I've hung around with for years, in the early innocent days we used to get drunk and kiss, when we got older we used to get drunk and shag! It would always just happen on nights out, we'd never arrange for it to happen and we wouldn't talk about it afterwards! There were never any feelings more than friendship involved, both of us got in relationships and obviously it stopped. We're both single now and still friends, but probably wouldn't go there again.

The f*ck buddy was someone I kissed on a night out a few years ago. I don't really know how it turned into that situation. I think we text and didn't have a huge amount in common but were both just horny and not looking for anything more! We met up for about a year, and it was perfect for both of us. We got on grand, neither of us got attached and then he met someone and got into a relationship and that was the end. We still talk (he services my car for cheap ) and he still has a gf. If he didn't, I probably would....

PK2008 wrote: »

A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies.

And to think I wasted all that time being "nice"


(ok it was fake niceness but isnt all niceness truly fake? I know mine is)

Well she'll either break something over your head and call the police or she'll be happy to see you (in the nip)
Happy to see you = sexeh time.

1) Take off clothes.
2)Ring door bell
3)????
4) Profit!

PK2008 wrote: »

Hey I didnt say I wanted to marry the chick, just bang her fillings loose

:eek: Flowers and lube reserved only for future wives!? Where has the romance gone!

PK2008 wrote: »

Can the mushy talk sweetheart this thread is all about the giggity

And your obvious lack of. :pac:

Had an FB for over 2 years at one stage!
It didn't end hugely well, I don't think she was too happy.

It was deadly for those 2 years when I just wasn't into a relationship.

I had one.

Feelings got stronger and i just distanced myself from him for awhile and then when I thought i could handle it again i'd partake!

All depends on the circumstances. Chances are though that someone will always develop feelings... terrible really.

I had one for 6 months, had just got out of a long term relationship and it worked great for us, we had both said we didnt want a relationship (he was a bit older so it wouldnt have worked at the time) and we ended it when I met someone I did want a relationship with

Its great fun if your both in the same frame of mind, and no one gets to attached!!!