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Best way you'd like to die?

  • 05-06-2007 10:31am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭


    Hopefully when we reach a ripe ol' peachy age of 2000, we'd have our minds made up on how to finally stop dodging the coffin. What way would you like to go? Mine would be to skydive without a parachute.....though knowing my luck I'd survive and have to live with excruciating pain for years to follow. My second choice would be to suicide bomb Michael Bay's house but, meh, thats just me!


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Hilariously :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 441 ✭✭brown*eyed*girl


    Boring for me I want to die in my sleep & with no pain. Its the way my Nanny died (RIP) & I swear she had a smile on her face so must've have been having some sweet dreams.

    Either way as long as its quick & painfree I don't mind!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    I would like to die by a surprising shotgun blast to the back of the head. Instant death. But only if I had to choose, and not for another few years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,258 ✭✭✭swingking


    I'd love to die from orgasmic pleasure :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    swingking wrote:
    I'd love to die from orgasmic pleasure :D

    This, or in my sleep


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Hilariously :D

    Would brighten things up at the funeral or after a few years.

    "*sniggers*, remember that time when AlmightyCushion died when he got sucked down the toilet?"
    "Yea, I pissed myself laughing. He got owned!!"
    "High-Five!!"
    *SLAP!*


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Duggy747 wrote:
    Would brighten things up at the funeral or after a few years.

    "*sniggers*, remember that time when AlmightyCushion died when he got sucked down the toilet?"
    "Yea, I pissed myself laughing. He got owned!!"
    "High-Five!!"
    *SLAP!*

    Yeah funerals are way too depressing for my liking. I might get a few party poppers and a clown for mine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Up to my balls in Elisha Cuthbert.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    death by snu snu!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Saint_Mel


    I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....
    not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus. :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭joeybloggs


    Killed instantly in a fiery death just after saving the world........................
    Im the Dramatic kind,might has well go out in flames doing something great!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    supposedly downing is a good way to die, I wouldnt know though :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Drowning would be a horrible way to die!

    I wasnt to go the same way I came into this world: naked, screaming and covered in shìt, piss and afterbirth!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Sandwiched between the Seoige sisters


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I'm torn between dying of old age ontop of an 18 year old hottie or in a blaze of glory...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    humanji wrote:
    Drowning would be a horrible way to die!

    Apparently it is a peaceful way to go.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,946 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    petes wrote:
    Up to my balls in Elisha Cuthbert.

    Do you remember the bloke who said that on the radio about Bibi Baskin? :eek:

    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    death by snu snu!!

    :D:D

    What a way to go...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    Apparently it is a peaceful way to go.
    supposedly lack of oxygen to the brain makes you a bit dopey before you die and its a euphoric feeling


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Naked.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭0ubliette


    Suffocating to death from having Karima Adebibe sitting on my face for too long


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Shot dead at 101 years old by the jealous boyfriend of my 18 year old lover :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Mairt wrote:
    Shot dead at 101 years old by the jealous boyfriend of my 18 year old lover :D

    Heh heh, I'll note that one down just in case I live that long...........and, eh, I manage to bag a girl that young.

    Another fun way (for yourself anyways) to die would to be at a party, grab everybodys attention, say "Hey everyone, watch this!!" and just drop dead :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Duggy747 wrote:
    Michael Bay's house

    Why Michael Bay?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    in a hail of arrows ...... a la leonidas :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,905 ✭✭✭User45701


    I dont care how i die as long as none of my enemies outlive me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,477 ✭✭✭✭cson


    In an unfortunate smelting accident. With AC/DC playing at the funeral. You know what song ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭YeatsCounty


    Any of the following:

    Flying a plane with a live nuclear missile out of harm's way with my final words captured on live radio and TV around the world. I would try to make my final words "Atari Jaguar".

    Dying of dehydration at the age of 120 after a sexual marathon with an Elisha Cuthbert clone. A clone of what she's like now, of course.

    Failing those two, then I just want to slip away in my sleep.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    :') That brings a tear to my eye...


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Naked,drunk,aged 110 in a brothel so they couldnt get the lid on the coffin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    A gunfight with Clint Eastwood.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    In a really hilarious way, like flying a plane in to one of two of the tallest towers in the world causing them to collapse, killing thousands of innocent people for the laugh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    Apparently it is a peaceful way to go.

    No it's not. When you're drowning, you're not going to sit back and relax, you'll want to live. You're body automatically wants to breath, no matter how hard you try to hold your breath. You'll eventually breath in water, which will cause your body to involutarily cough it back up, which will cause you to swallow more water, which will make you cough even more and cause greater panic. You'll continue flailing around trying to breath until you're body suffers anoxia (think that's what it's called) where basically, your body runs out of oxygen, and if you're lucky, you'll lose consiousness before your heart goes into cardiac arrest (which isn't exactly painless).

    All in all, I could do without it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    <damo>by the haaaaaaaaand of a MAAAASSSSAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII</damo>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    humanji wrote:
    No it's not. When you're drowning, you're not going to sit back and relax, you'll want to live.

    sorry but you are wrong.

    Having been stuck under the water for close to 2 minutes i can assure you, i had accepted my faith and stopped struggling about 15-20 seconds before i was removed, everything slows down.

    Panic,
    struggle, can i grab anything.
    nope,
    panic,
    what if i move my legs....
    OUCH,
    panic,
    ah crap,
    im dead,
    could be worse,
    feeling kinda dizzy now,
    what just touched my arm,
    AAAIIIIIRRRRRR.
    vomit.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Drowning in your own piss would be painful.........to your ego.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    cance wrote:
    sorry but you are wrong.

    Having been stuck under the water for close to 2 minutes i can assure you, i had accepted my faith and stopped struggling about 15-20 seconds before i was removed, everything slows down.

    Panic,
    struggle, can i grab anything.
    nope,
    panic,
    what if i move my legs....
    OUCH,
    panic,
    ah crap,
    im dead,
    could be worse,
    feeling kinda dizzy now,
    what just touched my arm,
    AAAIIIIIRRRRRR.
    vomit.

    So you're saying all that was comforting? :confused: The point is that drowing isn't relaxing. And this is from personal experience too. You're body fights whether you want it to or not. The space of time from when you're fighting to breath and from when you black out is tiny and for it, you've got a head ache and your lungs feel like they're exploding. Add to that, waking up with some fat guy giving you mouth to mout, it's really not worth it!

    Duggy747 wrote:
    Drowning in your own piss would be painful.........to your ego.

    Yet drowning in someone elses piss is considered kinky. Damn double standards!!!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    humanji wrote:

    Yet drowning in someone elses piss is considered kinky. Damn double standards!!!

    Don't you judge me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    foxyboxer wrote:
    in a hail of arrows ...... a la leonidas :p
    Now that'd be proper 'ard!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    DaveMcG wrote:
    Now that'd be proper 'ard!

    Go up to Dunsink lane..it could easily happen!:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,479 ✭✭✭✭philologos


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    Apparently it is a peaceful way to go.
    Haven't had a chance to ask anyone to fnd out :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 658 ✭✭✭Crazy Christ


    to eat yourself to death over a period of two years. just get fatter and fatter and live in your own filth.

    or blow my brains out in front of a classroom of small children


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Q_Ball


    Jakkass wrote:
    Haven't had a chance to ask anyone to fnd out :)

    How many drowned people have you seen with smiles on their faces? ;)

    I'd like to go down in a blaze of glory but knowing me it'll be a suitably boring death. Like falling down the stairs or something


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 658 ✭✭✭Crazy Christ


    does anybody have any information about the politician who allegedly got pied in the face at a press conference and smothered on the cream and crust. I think it did happen


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,450 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Age 120 heart stoppage in the company of company of twin nurses who just happen to have a de fibularator so I won't stay "dead" long, and then lots of tlc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,794 ✭✭✭JC 2K3


    Heroin overdose.

    Actually, inject heroin, then jump over the side of a massive cliff.

    Blissful and painless.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Jump feet-first into a tree shredder..messy and painfull but what the heck!.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    Apparently it is a peaceful way to go.
    And how the hell would you know?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    Q_Ball wrote:
    How many drowned people have you seen with smiles on their faces? ;)
    Interestingly, anoxia can be quite a euphoric way to go, which is why strangulation is a common practice during sex among the kinkier folks, aka chokers, and also why mandrake was said to grow under the bodies of hanged men - its where their ejaculate fell when they were hanged. Theres a spot of useless trivia that will haunt you to your uncannily-predicted-on-boards-grave. :D

    I for one would like to go gasping in the midst of several dozen freshly deflowered virgins. And for you deities with a warped sense of humour listening in, that does not mean I want to be murdered in a rustic setting by a serial sheep rapist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Saint_Mel wrote:
    I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....
    not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus. :p

    Haha, post of the day! :D:D:D


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