Best way you'd like to die?

Duggy747 · 05-06-2007 10:31am #1

Hopefully when we reach a ripe ol' peachy age of 2000, we'd have our minds made up on how to finally stop dodging the coffin. What way would you like to go? Mine would be to skydive without a parachute.....though knowing my luck I'd survive and have to live with excruciating pain for years to follow. My second choice would be to suicide bomb Michael Bay's house but, meh, thats just me!

AlmightyCushion · 05-06-2007 10:32am

Hilariously

brown*eyed*girl · 05-06-2007 10:37am

Boring for me I want to die in my sleep & with no pain. Its the way my Nanny died (RIP) & I swear she had a smile on her face so must've have been having some sweet dreams.

Either way as long as its quick & painfree I don't mind!

Mossy Monk · 05-06-2007 10:38am

I would like to die by a surprising shotgun blast to the back of the head. Instant death. But only if I had to choose, and not for another few years.

swingking · 05-06-2007 10:40am

I'd love to die from orgasmic pleasure

Caliden · 05-06-2007 10:40am

swingking wrote:

I'd love to die from orgasmic pleasure

This, or in my sleep

Duggy747 · 05-06-2007 10:42am

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Hilariously

Would brighten things up at the funeral or after a few years.

"*sniggers*, remember that time when AlmightyCushion died when he got sucked down the toilet?"
"Yea, I pissed myself laughing. He got owned!!"
"High-Five!!"
*SLAP!*

AlmightyCushion · 05-06-2007 11:02am

Duggy747 wrote:

Would brighten things up at the funeral or after a few years.

"*sniggers*, remember that time when AlmightyCushion died when he got sucked down the toilet?"
"Yea, I pissed myself laughing. He got owned!!"
"High-Five!!"
*SLAP!*

Yeah funerals are way too depressing for my liking. I might get a few party poppers and a clown for mine.

petes · 05-06-2007 11:20am

Up to my balls in Elisha Cuthbert.

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4 · 05-06-2007 11:20am

death by snu snu!!

Saint_Mel · 05-06-2007 11:28am

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....
not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.

joeybloggs · 05-06-2007 11:30am

Killed instantly in a fiery death just after saving the world........................
Im the Dramatic kind,might has well go out in flames doing something great!

weeder · 05-06-2007 11:41am

supposedly downing is a good way to die, I wouldnt know though

humanji · 05-06-2007 11:52am

Drowning would be a horrible way to die!

I wasnt to go the same way I came into this world: naked, screaming and covered in shìt, piss and afterbirth!

biko · 05-06-2007 11:54am

Sandwiched between the Seoige sisters

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 05-06-2007 11:56am

I'm torn between dying of old age ontop of an 18 year old hottie or in a blaze of glory...

Mossy Monk · 05-06-2007 12:21pm

humanji wrote:

Drowning would be a horrible way to die!

Apparently it is a peaceful way to go.

Zebra3 · 05-06-2007 12:25pm

petes wrote:

Up to my balls in Elisha Cuthbert.

Do you remember the bloke who said that on the radio about Bibi Baskin? :eek:

Kojak · 05-06-2007 12:27pm

Colton Young Glue wrote:

death by snu snu!!

What a way to go...

weeder · 05-06-2007 12:30pm

Mossy Monk wrote:

Apparently it is a peaceful way to go.

supposedly lack of oxygen to the brain makes you a bit dopey before you die and its a euphoric feeling

Tar.Aldarion · 05-06-2007 12:33pm

Naked.

0ubliette · 05-06-2007 12:51pm

Suffocating to death from having Karima Adebibe sitting on my face for too long

arybvtcw0eolkf · 05-06-2007 1:03pm

Shot dead at 101 years old by the jealous boyfriend of my 18 year old lover

Duggy747 · 05-06-2007 1:10pm

Mairt wrote:

Shot dead at 101 years old by the jealous boyfriend of my 18 year old lover

Heh heh, I'll note that one down just in case I live that long...........and, eh, I manage to bag a girl that young.

Another fun way (for yourself anyways) to die would to be at a party, grab everybodys attention, say "Hey everyone, watch this!!" and just drop dead

Oriel · 05-06-2007 1:41pm

Duggy747 wrote:

Michael Bay's house

Why Michael Bay?

foxyboxer · 05-06-2007 1:48pm

in a hail of arrows ...... a la leonidas

User45701 · 05-06-2007 1:52pm

I dont care how i die as long as none of my enemies outlive me

cson · 05-06-2007 1:54pm

In an unfortunate smelting accident. With AC/DC playing at the funeral. You know what song

YeatsCounty · 05-06-2007 1:54pm

Any of the following:

Flying a plane with a live nuclear missile out of harm's way with my final words captured on live radio and TV around the world. I would try to make my final words "Atari Jaguar".

Dying of dehydration at the age of 120 after a sexual marathon with an Elisha Cuthbert clone. A clone of what she's like now, of course.

Failing those two, then I just want to slip away in my sleep.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 05-06-2007 3:34pm

:') That brings a tear to my eye...

Degsy · 05-06-2007 3:57pm

Naked,drunk,aged 110 in a brothel so they couldnt get the lid on the coffin.

Ruu_Old · 05-06-2007 3:59pm

A gunfight with Clint Eastwood.

Binomate · 05-06-2007 4:02pm

In a really hilarious way, like flying a plane in to one of two of the tallest towers in the world causing them to collapse, killing thousands of innocent people for the laugh.

humanji · 05-06-2007 4:15pm

Mossy Monk wrote:

Apparently it is a peaceful way to go.

No it's not. When you're drowning, you're not going to sit back and relax, you'll want to live. You're body automatically wants to breath, no matter how hard you try to hold your breath. You'll eventually breath in water, which will cause your body to involutarily cough it back up, which will cause you to swallow more water, which will make you cough even more and cause greater panic. You'll continue flailing around trying to breath until you're body suffers anoxia (think that's what it's called) where basically, your body runs out of oxygen, and if you're lucky, you'll lose consiousness before your heart goes into cardiac arrest (which isn't exactly painless).

All in all, I could do without it.

tbh · 05-06-2007 4:29pm

<damo>by the haaaaaaaaand of a MAAAASSSSAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII</damo>

cance · 05-06-2007 4:32pm

humanji wrote:

No it's not. When you're drowning, you're not going to sit back and relax, you'll want to live.

sorry but you are wrong.

Having been stuck under the water for close to 2 minutes i can assure you, i had accepted my faith and stopped struggling about 15-20 seconds before i was removed, everything slows down.

Panic,
struggle, can i grab anything.
nope,
panic,
what if i move my legs....
OUCH,
panic,
ah crap,
im dead,
could be worse,
feeling kinda dizzy now,
what just touched my arm,
AAAIIIIIRRRRRR.
vomit.

Duggy747 · 05-06-2007 4:36pm

Drowning in your own piss would be painful.........to your ego.

humanji · 05-06-2007 4:46pm

cance wrote:

sorry but you are wrong.

Having been stuck under the water for close to 2 minutes i can assure you, i had accepted my faith and stopped struggling about 15-20 seconds before i was removed, everything slows down.

Panic,
struggle, can i grab anything.
nope,
panic,
what if i move my legs....
OUCH,
panic,
ah crap,
im dead,
could be worse,
feeling kinda dizzy now,
what just touched my arm,
AAAIIIIIRRRRRR.
vomit.

So you're saying all that was comforting?

The point is that drowing isn't relaxing. And this is from personal experience too. You're body fights whether you want it to or not. The space of time from when you're fighting to breath and from when you black out is tiny and for it, you've got a head ache and your lungs feel like they're exploding. Add to that, waking up with some fat guy giving you mouth to mout, it's really not worth it!

Duggy747 wrote:

Drowning in your own piss would be painful.........to your ego.

Yet drowning in someone elses piss is considered kinky. Damn double standards!!!

AlmightyCushion · 05-06-2007 4:58pm

humanji wrote:

Yet drowning in someone elses piss is considered kinky. Damn double standards!!!

Don't you judge me.

Dave! · 05-06-2007 4:59pm

foxyboxer wrote:

in a hail of arrows ...... a la leonidas

Now that'd be proper 'ard!

Degsy · 05-06-2007 5:13pm

DaveMcG wrote:

Now that'd be proper 'ard!

Go up to Dunsink lane..it could easily happen!:D

philologos · 05-06-2007 5:16pm

Mossy Monk wrote:

Apparently it is a peaceful way to go.

Haven't had a chance to ask anyone to fnd out

Crazy Christ · 05-06-2007 6:15pm

to eat yourself to death over a period of two years. just get fatter and fatter and live in your own filth.

or blow my brains out in front of a classroom of small children

Q_Ball · 05-06-2007 6:19pm

Jakkass wrote:

Haven't had a chance to ask anyone to fnd out

How many drowned people have you seen with smiles on their faces?

I'd like to go down in a blaze of glory but knowing me it'll be a suitably boring death. Like falling down the stairs or something

Crazy Christ · 05-06-2007 6:25pm

does anybody have any information about the politician who allegedly got pied in the face at a press conference and smothered on the cream and crust. I think it did happen

Capt'n Midnight · 05-06-2007 7:26pm

Age 120 heart stoppage in the company of company of twin nurses who just happen to have a de fibularator so I won't stay "dead" long, and then lots of tlc

JC 2K3 · 05-06-2007 7:38pm

Heroin overdose.

Actually, inject heroin, then jump over the side of a massive cliff.

Blissful and painless.

Degsy · 05-06-2007 7:42pm

Jump feet-first into a tree shredder..messy and painfull but what the heck!.

05-06-2007 7:50pm

Mossy Monk wrote:

Apparently it is a peaceful way to go.

And how the hell would you know?

SimpleSam06 · 05-06-2007 7:59pm

Q_Ball wrote:

How many drowned people have you seen with smiles on their faces?

Interestingly, anoxia can be quite a euphoric way to go, which is why strangulation is a common practice during sex among the kinkier folks, aka chokers, and also why mandrake was said to grow under the bodies of hanged men - its where their ejaculate fell when they were hanged. Theres a spot of useless trivia that will haunt you to your uncannily-predicted-on-boards-grave.

I for one would like to go gasping in the midst of several dozen freshly deflowered virgins. And for you deities with a warped sense of humour listening in, that does not mean I want to be murdered in a rustic setting by a serial sheep rapist.

GhostInTheRuins · 05-06-2007 8:09pm

Saint_Mel wrote:

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....
not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.

Haha, post of the day!

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