Best way you'd like to die?

Hellm0 · 08-06-2007 2:22pm

I'd like to go after shooting rediculous amount of heroin WHILST buryed HIP deep in Angelina Jolie.
That being the peaceful option, the violent one(and the more memorable!) would involve pete doghterty's face, a set of rusty chisels and later a flame thrower and a busy day outside central bank(preferably one where theres lots of wanna be hipster,stylishly haired attention seeking teenagers/students). My death of course being caused by the lethal amounts of satisfaction I would get from both acts.

Duggy747 · 08-06-2007 2:48pm

OOOh, you gave me an idea Hellm0! I'll organise some sort of Emo convention / gig, gather as many as those fùcktards as possible and then blow the place to kingdom come. I would then drop dead with a smile knowing i've reached the ranks of Gandhi and Pope John Paul II.

Archeron · 08-06-2007 2:50pm

While bumping and grinding with my beautiful nubian princess wife high up in a tree on the african plains, my newly installed lip disc causes me to lose balance, and fall eye first onto the tusk of a wild boar which then runs (dragging my bloody carcass of course) straight past the filming cameras of David Attenboroughs newest documentary about the in-tree shagging peoples of the Savannah.

Standard Toaster · 08-06-2007 2:51pm

I'd like to go out like JFK...magic bullet style.

One bullet....bang, bang

Zillah · 08-06-2007 3:01pm

Archeron wrote:

While bumping and grinding with my beautiful nubian princess wife high up in a tree on the african plains, my newly installed lip disc causes me to lose balance, and fall eye first onto the tusk of a wild boar which then runs (dragging my bloody carcass of course) straight past the filming cameras of David Attenboroughs newest documentary about the in-tree shagging peoples of the Savannah.

Win.

TerrorFirmer · 08-06-2007 3:07pm

Nala wrote:

I would like to die in my sleep. Death is one of my biggest fears, I can't imagine not being.

The same. I'd just like to die old, naturally, and somehow have known that I was going to live to be old....

Macca07 · 08-06-2007 3:59pm

getting a heart attack while banging carmen electra!!!

AlmightyCushion · 08-06-2007 4:07pm

After completing my plan to destroy the moon.

Ishmael · 08-06-2007 4:16pm

Free fall from an Airplane without a parachute.

ODD-JOB · 14-05-2008 1:13am

Stung by the blue-ringed octopus , you should die a painless death.
Over the course of the hours after being stung, you apparently drift into a comfortable sleep , fully conscious till you actually fall asleep , and then pass away .

even the sting dosent hurt your skin , just a mild itching or something.

javaboy · 14-05-2008 1:26am

In Pam Ewing's dream. Ressurection ftw!

wandatowell · 14-05-2008 2:11am

Lethal Injection is the only way to go.

After going on a murderous ramage............ "PREDATOR" style

Horsefumbler · 14-05-2008 3:37am

In excrutiating pain of course. Silly question really.

kowloon · 14-05-2008 4:03am

I'd like to explode on stage.

reregholdsworth · 14-05-2008 5:22am

i'd like to be defenestrated

Havermeyer · 14-05-2008 5:34am

In a plain crash, while getting it on with a hot air stewardess.

Carrigart Exile · 14-05-2008 6:07am

Duggy747 wrote: »

Hopefully when we reach a ripe ol' peachy age of 2000, we'd have our minds made up on how to finally stop dodging the coffin. What way would you like to go? Mine would be to skydive without a parachute.....though knowing my luck I'd survive and have to live with excruciating pain for years to follow. My second choice would be to suicide bomb Michael Bay's house but, meh, thats just me!

Peacefully in my sleep and not screaming and shouting in fear like the passengers on my bus