The Funny Side of not being straight.

SparkyTech · 24-04-2011 8:11pm

These videos crack me up

Sir Ophiuchus · 24-04-2011 9:31pm

Disappointing Gay Best Friend is magnificent. Her little song at the end cracks me up.

df1985 · 25-04-2011 1:21pm

Ive been slowly coming out to my mates the last month, ive a very close bunch of 11 lads-i told 5 more of them saturday night with 3 there that already knew.....i said it and then one goes "this is gonna make us so cooooolllll!!!!"

ninty9er · 25-04-2011 5:50pm

df1985 wrote: »

then one goes "this is gonna make us so cooooolllll!!!!"

My friends: "now all we need is a foreigner and we'll be untouchable"

Aard · 25-04-2011 9:01pm

My group were more concerned about completing the "set" of minorities!

MissMoppet · 25-04-2011 9:04pm

Heard some class ones at Pink Training..But my friend defo has one of the funniest coming out stories I've heard..One night he got reallly pissed came downstairs opened the sitting room door and went..'Mum..Dad..I like the cock'..Then passed out..They were more mad about the drink than the coming out!

Endymion · 25-04-2011 9:06pm

MissMoppet wrote: »

Heard some class ones at Pink Training..

From memory everyone in those sessions agrees not to repeat what they hear outside them.

Sir Ophiuchus · 25-04-2011 9:40pm

Endymion wrote: »

From memory everyone in those sessions agrees not to repeat what they hear outside them.

Yes, but MissMoppet didn't. Their anecdote was from a personal friend, not one they heard at Pink Training.

MissMoppet · 25-04-2011 9:42pm

Sir Ophiuchus wrote: »

Yes, but MissMoppet didn't. Their anecdote was from a personal friend, not one they heard at Pink Training.

Thanks!
Also its only certain closed spaces in Pink Training..But I would never tell anything personal.

iMax · 25-04-2011 11:33pm

You guys are amazing. Seriously.

//straight, but would love a gay/les friend & not in an "O.M.G. That looks amazing on you" way.

Barna77 · 25-04-2011 11:40pm

iMax wrote: »

You guys are amazing. Seriously.

//straight, but would love a gay/les friend & not in an "O.M.G. That looks amazing on you" way.

That's what you need!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK9VBxDlQOE

:pac:

Links234 · 09-05-2011 7:00pm

Aard · 09-05-2011 7:08pm

Mmm... grammar Naziism...

Sir Ophiuchus · 09-05-2011 10:32pm

Links234 wrote: »

Utterly wonderful, both for the grammar and for the sociology.

Links234 · 09-05-2011 11:15pm

Oh, and this gave me a good chuckle:

http://christwire.org/2011/05/is-gay-contagious-20-ways-you-can-catch-it/

Killer_banana · 10-05-2011 1:27pm

Me: 'I'm surprised I didn't realise I was into girls as well as guys earlier. I was obsessed with Rose McGowan as a kid, I even made a badge with her face on it.'

My (straight) friend: 'I had a badge with Peggy Mitchell on it, what does that say about me?!'

rainbow kirby · 21-05-2011 1:55pm

Coeurdepirate · 23-05-2011 12:16am

So a couple of years back I decided I was gonna come out to two of my best friends who I hadn't yet told. I told the first one anyway and he was really sound about it, as I'd anticipated. I told him that I felt uncomfortable telling the second one, so he told me that he'd ring him and tell him if I wanted, so I said okay.
He called me a few minutes later anyway to tell me how it went.

Me: So?
Him: Well I rang him and told him, and he was just like "Shane, we have a gay friend, we're so modern!!!"

ninty9er · 23-05-2011 8:58pm

Coeurdepirate wrote: »

So a couple of years back I decided I was gonna come out to two of my best friends who I hadn't yet told. I told the first one anyway and he was really sound about it, as I'd anticipated. I told him that I felt uncomfortable telling the second one, so he told me that he'd ring him and tell him if I wanted, so I said okay.
He called me a few minutes later anyway to tell me how it went.

Me: So?
Him: Well I rang him and told him, and he was just like "Shane, we have a gay friend, we're so modern!!!"

+1

Coeurdepirate · 24-05-2011 1:33am

ninty9er wrote: »

My friends: "now all we need is a foreigner and we'll be untouchable"

Haha, reminds me of my LCVP class. The only people not doing it are me, my aforementioned friend Shane who has red hair, and two Lithuanian girls who've lived here for a good few years, so they're friends with everyone. We all have to sit at the back anyway and we were having a conversation one day about something pretty important when out of nowhere one of the girls comes out with "Two foreigners, a ginger and a queer, what kind of group is this?" to which the 4 of us died laughing.

I suppose you had to be there!

muldoon-boi · 24-05-2011 5:08am

Love this - Always Makes me Laugh....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO-b5qFfdD0

Rick_ · 24-05-2011 11:56am

Links234 wrote: »

Oh, and this gave me a good chuckle:

http://christwire.org/2011/05/is-gay-contagious-20-ways-you-can-catch-it/

I'm probably going to sound a fool for even asking this but is that website a piss-take or are they actually serious? Sometimes it's hard to tell....

rainbow kirby · 24-05-2011 11:59am

Paddy C wrote: »

I'm probably going to sound a fool for even asking this but is that website a piss-take or are they actually serious? Sometimes it's hard to tell....

It's satire, which happens to hit a little too close to the bone at times.

Rick_ · 24-05-2011 12:20pm

Yes, there's satire then there's flat out insulting in the name of "comedy". I think that website falls into the latter category.

Meesared · 24-05-2011 12:32pm

*shrugs*

I thought it was funny....

alexjk · 24-05-2011 7:38pm

Paddy C wrote: »

Yes, there's satire then there's flat out insulting in the name of "comedy". I think that website falls into the latter category.

No, that website is deliberately using the language that the likes of the Westboro Baptist Church etc would use. It shows how ridiculous it is.

L1011 · 24-05-2011 7:43pm

Ah, I dunno, I'm pretty sure skateboarding did make me gay :pac:

alexjk · 24-05-2011 7:55pm

I can't skate and my dad ran over my skateboard. I prefer non scented shampoo as well. Does this now make me heterosexual?

hare05 · 26-05-2011 1:04pm

alexjk wrote: »

I can't skate and my dad ran over my skateboard. I prefer non scented shampoo as well. Does this now make me heterosexual?

Omg straight infiltrator!

Swear to me you listen to Celine Dion or pack your bags and leave this forum. Unless its a fabulous bag, then you can stay.
:rolleyes:

KnifeWRENCH · 26-05-2011 1:51pm

Links234 wrote: »

Oh, and this gave me a good chuckle:

http://christwire.org/2011/05/is-gay-contagious-20-ways-you-can-catch-it/

"Registering for the Democratic party" -

I kinda want that rainbow-coloured donkey mug now. (Yes, I collect mugs....that's pretty gay, right?!)

Nebit · 27-05-2011 3:58am

hmm funny side of not being straight ... Im gonna go with being able to feed my straight mates with coupious amounts of Lady GaGa and have their only reply as ... you're gay ... I Know thanks!
although also they have said i lost man points

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

alexjk · 01-06-2011 10:03pm

hare05 wrote: »

Omg straight infiltrator!

Swear to me you listen to Celine Dion or pack your bags and leave this forum. Unless its a fabulous bag, then you can stay.
:rolleyes:

Celine's music isn't for me but she is so funny. This is the first part of a 4 part video detailing exactly why she is as great as she is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEggoXwoXEY

Asry · 01-06-2011 10:10pm

.......incredibly delayed reaction to the link....http://christwire.org/2011/05/is-gay-contagious-20-ways-you-can-catch-it/

Fight Club and Batman pinned me down and turned me into a raving homo (every other day).

Asry · 01-06-2011 10:13pm

alexjk wrote: »

Celine's music isn't for me but she is so funny. This is the first part of a 4 part video detailing exactly why she is as great as she is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEggoXwoXEY

....I um. Once had a poster on my wall of my bathroom....of Celine Dion naked. But like. It's tastefully done! And things! It was a poster of an album cover - here on amazon.

God. I'm confused about whether that makes me a gay man or not?

Links234 · 02-06-2011 4:25pm

Revolutionary New Homophobia Immersion Therapy Involves Lowering Patient Into Tank Of Gays :pac:

Aishae · 03-06-2011 12:16am

jaysus... i loved celine's music!
and its ok, cos im gay. im not a guy but i dont think 'teh ghey' cares. maybe theres a gay gene with its own celine arm.

Chuchoter · 04-06-2011 8:23pm

:D:D

That episode was AMAZING!!!:D

Links234 · 04-06-2011 8:25pm

crayolastereo wrote: »

:D:D

That episode was AMAZING!!!:D

It was... in... cred... ible... :eek::eek::eek:

Killer_banana · 04-06-2011 8:28pm

crayolastereo wrote: »

:D:D

That episode was AMAZING!!!:D

Don't forget the thin and fat gay married Anglican marines. I sadly don't have a graphic for them. Quite sad that fat got beheaded.

Links234 · 04-06-2011 8:35pm

Killer_banana wrote: »

Don't forget the thin and fat gay married Anglican marines. I sadly don't have a graphic for them. Quite sad that fat got beheaded.

Don't forget this guy from earlier on in the season!

Could Doctor Who be the gayest sci-fi show ever?

Chuchoter · 04-06-2011 8:39pm

I need to start watching Sherlock, apparently gay subtext (wishful thinking?) abounds :P

Links234 · 04-06-2011 8:43pm

crayolastereo wrote: »

I need to start watching Sherlock, apparently gay subtext (wishful thinking?) abounds :P

Watch that because it's an absolutely amazing piece of TV, and Martin Freeman is just exceptional in it! Really, really good series.

Killer_banana · 04-06-2011 9:00pm

Links234 wrote: »

Could Doctor Who be the gayest sci-fi show ever?

Quite possibly. Then again there's Torchwood...

Links234 · 04-06-2011 9:02pm

I never got into Torchwood for some reason

Chuchoter · 04-06-2011 9:03pm

No I never liked Torchwood either tbh.

Killer_banana · 04-06-2011 9:07pm

I haven't watched much either. =P But from what I've seen it's very gay.

Aishae · 04-06-2011 9:44pm

crayolastereo wrote: »

:D:D

That episode was AMAZING!!!:D

is that dr who? i didnt know that but following posts suggested it.
i think the bumpy fella looks like a green Hirogen *showing her star trek geek streak*

Links234 · 04-06-2011 10:08pm

Aishae wrote: »

is that dr who? i didnt know that but following posts suggested it.
i think the bumpy fella looks like a green Hirogen *showing her star trek geek streak*

Yes, it's Doctor Who, and she's a silurian.