Do you ever sniff a sexy work colleagues office chair?

Tugboats · 31-10-2013 10:33am #1

I'm gonna have a 10minute window of opportunity at 1030. Looking for some tips and tricks?. I'm thinking pretending to drop my pen, bend down to pick it up and bury my nose deep in that chair.

Riamfada · 31-10-2013 10:33am

Only if they are in it. Serious answer, swap chairs then you can sniff it all you want. Only you will know .

... only you

Banjo String · 31-10-2013 10:36am

Boats aren't the only thing the op tugs. :pac:

Spring Onion · 31-10-2013 10:37am

Tugboats wrote: »

I'm gonna have a 10minute window of opportunity at 1030. Looking for some tips and tricks?. I'm thinking pretending to drop my pen, bend down to pick it up and bury my nose deep in that chair.

What would he say if he caught you?

dodzy · 31-10-2013 10:37am

Tugboats wrote: »

I'm gonna have a 10minute window of opportunity at 1030. Looking for some tips and tricks?. I'm thinking pretending to drop my pen, bend down to pick it up and bury my nose deep in that chair.

Feckin slave drivers. Only a 10 min break !:eek:

Tugboats · 31-10-2013 10:37am

Forgot to add she overdoses in Cool Water by Davidoff perfume. I think that seems to be giving me these urges

chughes · 31-10-2013 10:38am

Careful that you don't rise to the motion, Mr Chairman.

mitosis · 31-10-2013 10:39am

What!!?

They said they were castor inspectors :eek:

sparrowcar · 31-10-2013 10:42am

It's ok, even politicians do it..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/1906799/I-did-sniff-colleagues-chair-admits-politician.html

padd b1975 · 31-10-2013 10:43am

Back in day when I was a central heating installer, whenever we got to work in an empty house, one of the lads would spend more time mooching in the laundry basket than he would working.

Santa Cruz · 31-10-2013 10:44am

Tugboats wrote: »

I'm gonna have a 10minute window of opportunity at 1030. Looking for some tips and tricks?. I'm thinking pretending to drop my pen, bend down to pick it up and bury my nose deep in that chair.

People who do that to the saddle of lady's bicycles in hot weather are called bohunks

Gummy Panda · 31-10-2013 10:44am

No.

I like to use the toilet after they take shìt

Savoir.Faire · 31-10-2013 10:47am

padd b1975 wrote: »

Back in day when I was a central heating installer, whenever we got to work in an empty house, one of the lads would spend more time mooching in the laundry basket than he would working.

An auld pair of greasy tummy tuckers wrapped around the head as he hung a radiator?

Muise... · 31-10-2013 10:53am

Tugboats wrote: »

Forgot to add she overdoses in Cool Water by Davidoff perfume. I think that seems to be giving me these urges

UGH!!! That is disgusting, OP!

Tonyandthewhale · 31-10-2013 10:55am

No.

Tugboats · 31-10-2013 10:55am

Muise... wrote: »

UGH!!! That is disgusting, OP!

It does it for me !

padd b1975 · 31-10-2013 10:57am

Savoir.Faire wrote: »

An auld pair of greasy tummy tuckers wrapped around the head as he hung a radiator?

Scarily accurate!

He used to use the leg holes to see through and have the gusset in front of his nose.:o

Savoir.Faire · 31-10-2013 11:08am

padd b1975 wrote: »

Scarily accurate!

He used to use the leg holes to see through and have the gusset in front of his nose.:o

Sexual deviancy is extremely common amongst tradesmen.Probably not as bad as lorry drivers and those involved in the logistics industry, but that isn't saying much.

I was told about a electrician from South Dublin who worked in the home of a well-known pantomime star and RTE 'diva'. Stole a pair of her bloomers, which he now keeps in the glove box of his Peugeot Partner. Often heads out to the van after the morning tea break for a sniff and tug special.

Doesn't care what the other lads think of him. :eek:

Stheno · 31-10-2013 11:12am

padd b1975 wrote: »

Back in day when I was a central heating installer, whenever we got to work in an empty house, one of the lads would spend more time mooching in the laundry basket than he would working.

Savoir.Faire wrote: »

Sexual deviancy is extremely common amongst tradesmen.Probably not as bad as lorry drivers and those involved in the logistics industry, but that isn't saying much.

I was told about a electrician from South Dublin who worked in the home of a well-known pantomime star and RTE 'diva'. Stole a pair of her bloomers, which he now keeps in the glove box of his Peugeot Partner. Often heads out to the van after the morning tea break for a sniff and tug special.

Doesn't care what the other lads think of him. :eek:

Jesus, I'm going to become more DIY proficient/supervise all tradesmen in future.

Tugboats · 31-10-2013 11:14am

Stheno wrote: »

Jesus, I'm going to become more DIY proficient/supervise all tradesmen in future.

And in the office you better work standing up

Tugboats · 31-10-2013 11:30am

Lads I'm going in...

dr strangelove · 31-10-2013 11:50am

Did you get nasal Herpes yet?

Aglomerado · 31-10-2013 11:53am

Yuck. Stale farts.

Tugboats · 31-10-2013 11:56am

Oh my god it was amazing. Her arse is like a premium whiskey. So many complex fragrances

irelandspurs · 31-10-2013 11:59am

Tugboats wrote: »

Oh my god it was amazing. Her arse is like a premium whiskey. So many complex fragrances

She's gone to the toilet to change her pad.

lkionm · 31-10-2013 12:18pm

Jesus.

mutley18 · 31-10-2013 12:22pm

Tugboats wrote: »

Oh my god it was amazing. Her arse is like a premium whiskey. So many complex fragrances

Admit it, she's a fat slob and her chair resembles this...

Jimoslimos · 31-10-2013 12:31pm

I see it must be mid-term break.

Gambas · 31-10-2013 12:35pm

Savoir.Faire wrote: »

Sexual deviancy is extremely common amongst tradesmen.Probably not as bad as lorry drivers and those involved in the logistics industry, but that isn't saying much.

I was told about a electrician from South Dublin who worked in the home of a well-known pantomime star and RTE 'diva'. Stole a pair of her bloomers, which he now keeps in the glove box of his Peugeot Partner. Often heads out to the van after the morning tea break for a sniff and tug special.

Doesn't care what the other lads think of him. :eek:

Can only be the late Maureen Potter.

http://www.nndb.com/people/841/000043712/maureen-potter-1-sized.jpg

Kinky...

31-10-2013 12:40pm

Savoir.Faire wrote: »

Sexual deviancy is extremely common amongst tradesmen.Probably not as bad as lorry drivers and those involved in the logistics industry, but that isn't saying much.

I was told about a electrician from South Dublin who worked in the home of a well-known pantomime star and RTE 'diva'. Stole a pair of her bloomers, which he now keeps in the glove box of his Peugeot Partner. Often heads out to the van after the morning tea break for a sniff and tug special.

Doesn't care what the other lads think of him. :eek:

Pretty obviously this person is the person in question...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZYPvC6mDm0

197th User Id · 31-10-2013 12:49pm

irelandspurs wrote: »

She's gone to the toilet to change her pad.

now I knew my gender was fvcked up and perverted... but fvcking hell.

Do you ever sniff a sexy work colleagues office chair?

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