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I've just been destoyed by a motorbike..... So much fuking pain.

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  • 01-09-2011 10:42pm
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    [Deleted User]
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    Walking on the footpath, moped ploughs straight through me and drives off.

    my face is covered in blood because of a busted eye. My arms are just about able to move... As much as they have to for me to be able to wrirte this message. My arms are covered in blood. My face is covered in blood. My knees are wrecked, cut to ****. Overall, I'm a fuking shipwreck.


    Cheer me up somehow..... I'm alone in a big bad crazy world and that world fuked me seriously hard tonight. :o


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    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Hahahahahahahahahahaha


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    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Few Naggins...be grand...:)


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    Doublechinlolz
    Registered Users Posts: 2,390 ✭✭✭Doublechinlolz


    Why dont you bring a Pokemon into the toilet with you?
    He might PIKATCHU!


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    stovelid
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EQ6eHeBrhM


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    Andromeda_111
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    Are you serious :eek:
    You get knocked down by a moped and the first thing you think to do is post it on boards????

    Step...away...from...the keyboard, and clean yourself up ffs :p


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    DjFlin
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Walking on the footpath, moped ploughs straight through me and drives off.

    my face is covered in blood because of a busted eye. My arms can just about able to move as much as they have to for meto be able to wrire this message. My arms are covered in blood. My face is covered in blood. My knees are wrecked, cut to ****. Overall, I'ma fuking shipwreck.


    Cheer me up somehow..... I'm alone in a big bad crazy world and that world fuked me seriously hard tonight. :o

    Are you at a hospital? Or was your first though actually to post on here about it? :/


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Holy f*ck!

    What did the other guy look like?

    Hope you're ok, morphines' a hell of a drug.


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    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    don't walk towards the light, and stay awake, helps on the way. "Whats that love? Graham Nortons on?? Ok, be right there." - sorry pal, you're on your own......


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    x_Ellie_x
    Registered Users Posts: 513 ✭✭✭x_Ellie_x


    Maybe you should get yourself to a hospital! :eek:


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    El Guapo!
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    Pics or gtfo


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    The Princess Bride
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    ......er?

    I have a suzuki GSXR 750-


    IT IS NOT A MOPED:mad: *





    *No motorbike was used to hurt the OP.*


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    mikemac
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    This reminds me of that Asian parent

    Their child trapped under something and first thing they do is take a photo and post it online
    Well known photo, done the rounds

    OP, get thee to a hospital


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    [Deleted User]
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    OasisGirl wrote: »
    Are you serious :eek:
    You get knocked down by a moped and the first thing you think to do is post it on boards????

    Step...away...from...the keyboard, and clean yourself up ffs :p
    I've done that shlt.
    DjFlin wrote: »
    Are you at a hospital? Or was your first though actually to post on here about it? :/
    Fuk the hospital here. It's BS.a





    fukinh hell, if ye seen how i look now... half pissed with blood everywhere..


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    Miss Olenska
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    OP, are you in shock by any chance? Get to the hospital now!!!


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    woodoo
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    Post up the photo's of your war wounds


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    Andromeda_111
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    Miss Olenska wrote: »
    OP, are you in shock by any chance? Get to the hospital now!!!

    Or playing some video game??? In this game are mopeds and motorbikes the same?


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    The_Kew_Tour
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Walking on the footpath, moped ploughs straight through me and drives off.

    my face is covered in blood because of a busted eye. My arms are just about able to move... As much as they have to for me to be able to wrirte this message. My arms are covered in blood. My face is covered in blood. My knees are wrecked, cut to ****. Overall, I'm a fuking shipwreck.


    Cheer me up somehow..... I'm alone in a big bad crazy world and that world fuked me seriously hard tonight. :o

    sure ya were:p


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    Lumbo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭Lumbo


    The OP's in Vietnam?????

    No point ringing an Ambulance. A taxi is your only hope.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Miss Olenska wrote: »
    OP, are you in shock by any chance? Get to the hospital now!!!
    I am...... :( Trying to deny the fact I'm covered in my own blood while my whole body is red with blood.........................................................

    Cant even charge my phone to let know my friends i'm in a heep.... shlte as fuk.


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    Mr.Crinklewood
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    Did he break your Touchpad?


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    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    haha

    Your always bleeding

    You cut your Ballbag while shaving it now you get knocked down


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    Voodu Child
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭Voodu Child


    To cheer yourself up you should go to one of those Vietnam hookers that love you long time.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Fuk this absolute shlte..... I'm still bleedin pretty bad from my upper arm. Hospital it is.


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    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Do a Rambo and sow your self up man


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    You're gonna be really pissed off in the morning when you realise your keyboard is covered in blood

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    Dodd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Dodd


    Super glue is the only thing that will save you now.:pac:


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    #28
    easyeason3
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    Get your fcuking arse to the hospital now & stop being a drunk martyr. Ffs.


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    Kiera
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    Dean09 wrote: »
    Pics or gtfo
    woodoo wrote: »
    Post up the photo's of your war wounds
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Fuk this absolute shlte..... I'm still bleedin pretty bad from my upper arm. Hospital it is.

    Post pics first!


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    KeithAFC
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    Get well soon.


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    #31
    Pique
    Registered Users Posts: 3,044 ✭✭✭Pique


    moped <> motorbike

    oh, and go get checked out and then come back online!


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