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Good Place To Masturbate In Trinity

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    #92
    Mark200
    Registered Users Posts: 3,536 ✭✭✭Mark200


    There are toilets in St Stephens Green shopping centre, which isn't too far away


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    #93
    mardybumbum
    Registered Users Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    LenovoUser wrote: »
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    Can't you see it , T C D = Toilet for Central Dublin -) .


    Tis true.
    I wandered into the toilets in the arts block one morning and I seen an auld wan shaving his chest. Was very odd indeed.


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    #94
    LenovoUser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭LenovoUser


    Mark200 wrote: »
    There are toilets in St Stephens Green shopping centre, which isn't too far away
    No good - too far away . :eek:


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    #95
    LenovoUser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭LenovoUser


    mardybumbum wrote: »
    Tis true.
    I wandered into the toilets in the arts block one morning and I seen an auld wan shaving his chest. Was very odd indeed.
    And he was probably one of the harmless ones !:eek:


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    #96
    Mr. IWJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭Mr. IWJ


    Denerick wrote: »
    Does anyone know the small toilet at the very bottom of the arts block, behind the computer room? Very quiet, its almost like a secret toilet. Not suggesting anything mind...

    A secret masburbation toilet, you say?


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    #97
    Time Magazine
    Registered Users Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭Time Magazine


    Ah the Ed Burke secret toilets! Never any fear of junkies in there. Slightly weird when you hear the plop of girls pooing right behind that thin wall, though.

    Also Museum Building basement toilets for late night widdling ftw.

    1937 toilets are amusing.


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    #98
    LenovoUser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭LenovoUser


    The Economist wrote: »
    Ah the Ed Burke secret toilets! Never any fear of junkies in there. Slightly weird when you hear the plop of girls pooing right behind that thin wall, though.

    Also Museum Building basement toilets for late night widdling ftw.

    1937 toilets are amusing.
    There's research material for a Ph.D here !


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    #99
    shay_562
    Registered Users Posts: 1,764 ✭✭✭shay_562


    The Economist wrote:
    Slightly weird when you hear the plop of girls pooing right behind that thin wall, though.

    Well yeah - everyone knows girls don't poop. They don't fart either. So god only knows what the hell you're hearing behind that wall...


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    #100
    LenovoUser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭LenovoUser


    shay_562 wrote: »
    Well yeah - everyone knows girls don't poop. They don't fart either. So god only knows what the hell you're hearing behind that wall...
    Haw Haw Haw:D


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    #101
    experiMental
    Registered Users Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭experiMental


    Fad wrote: »
    Never saw a burglar wearing a balaclava in a cartoon.

    I suppose sailors also wore stripey shirts.........

    As a masturbator, you're a kind of a sailor... metaphorically. ;) A balaclava will add a little bit of danger to your image.


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    #102
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    LenovoUser wrote: »

    What would people dying for relief do if the Trinity toilets were not open to them ? It is for that reason that I do not believe immediate access should be denied to grimacing people in trouble - but Dublin Corpo must be told to get its act together in this respect . :pac:

    Eh, go to macDonalds?

    shops?

    First of all, I don't think many outsiders use trinity jacks. I wouldn't even use them if i was in town, they're out of the way.


    Second of all, it hasn't been called Dublin corporation for over 7 years :eek:!

    Don't **** in the mac donanlds jacks though, they have uv lights to stop you finding your penis!


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    #103
    LenovoUser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭LenovoUser


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    Eh, go to macDonalds?

    shops?

    First of all, I don't think many outsiders use trinity jacks. I wouldn't even use them if i was in town, they're out of the way.


    Second of all, it hasn't been called Dublin corporation for over 7 years :eek:!

    Don't **** in the mac donanlds jacks though, they have uv lights to stop you finding your penis!
    Dublin Corporation - I'm old-fashioned :-) I still call Heuston Station, " Kingsbridge ", but having admitted this, I really am harmless .

    And even more confusing, I still call Connolly Station, " Amiens Street " - and nobody seems to know where it is.

    Now, I have witnessed Great Men fall down on this : Is it called " The Custom House " or " The Customs House " ? I see a few peeing up against its walls .

    McDonalds - security guard , pee with burger only :-)

    So, if you are depending on a security guard's on and off - duty times, I suggest that you wear a very long overcoat ( like they do in the Law faculty ) and either bring a spare trousers with you, or the cash to buy new ones, plus some powerful deodorant , soap and a towel :-) .


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    #104
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Individual changing cubicles beside the swimming pool.

    Also society room is a must.

    (this thread should be kept alive forever).


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    #105
    Denerick
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Denerick


    I've always wanted to have one in the laser hut computer room. Those camera's put me off though.


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    #106
    Victor
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    So which one of you forget the lubrication and started the fire in the Hamilton gents?


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    #107
    Crash
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    Denerick wrote: »
    I've always wanted to have one in the laser hut computer room. Those camera's put me off though.
    Do or do not. There is no try.


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    #108
    experiMental
    Registered Users Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭experiMental


    anyway, what's the deal with masturbation in Trinity? It has not been talked about here before - is there actually something to masturbate at in your grounds these days? I'm intrigued.....


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    #109
    Tricity Bendix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Tricity Bendix


    EmmaStokes.jpg


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    #110
    Prof.Badass
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    Victor wrote: »
    So which one of you forget the lubrication and started the fire in the Hamilton gents?


    The sex was on fire :pac:!


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    #111
    mathew
    Registered Users Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭mathew


    justin_publicrestroom.gif


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    #112
    experiMental
    Registered Users Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭experiMental


    Tricity Bendix wrote: »
    EmmaStokes.jpg

    Erm..... that was the one who gave me the completely wrong directions to the students union shop :/


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    #113
    JohnGalt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭JohnGalt


    Not so much a question of where as when with me. "When, then?" I hear you ask. Why, when junior schools have tours of the library of course!


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