What's the naughtiest thing your pet has ever done?

hdowney · 12-02-2012 11:46am

gcgirl wrote: »

My dog kenny ate the ham I had cooked to have with cabbage I sliced it up and thought it was safe then one of the kids asked me to do something and then got back and he had eating everything he took one look at me and ran in to the kids room and got in to his hiding spot under the 6 yr olds bed
Mittens our cat decided to pee on my bed, noticed at 4 in the morning after the Super Bowl striped the bed and had a crummy little single duvet to sleep under

ah yes the bed. i put fresh sheets on the beds christmas eve, went to go to bed about half eleven and the dog had done one massive pee on the bed, went right thru the duvet, which had to be slung (didn't fit in washing machine) so i was under a puny single duvet for days over christmas

was NOT happy

Zapperzy · 12-02-2012 4:44pm

hdowney wrote: »

ah yes the bed. i put fresh sheets on the beds christmas eve, went to go to bed about half eleven and the dog had done one massive pee on the bed, went right thru the duvet, which had to be slung (didn't fit in washing machine) so i was under a puny single duvet for days over christmas was NOT happy

Me too and also nice fresh bed clothes, my cat pee'd on the duvet late on christmas eve, only found it at about half 11 and had presents and everything yet to wrap. Was not happy to say the least that I went away for 2-3 hours and he hadn't let her into the kitchen to pee. At least I had a single duvet to sleep under, I'v been in a sleeping bag for a few weeks before because of her.

Victor · 14-02-2012 1:38am

hdowney wrote: »

ah yes the bed. i put fresh sheets on the beds christmas eve, went to go to bed about half eleven and the dog had done one massive pee on the bed, went right thru the duvet, which had to be slung (didn't fit in washing machine) so i was under a puny single duvet for days over christmas was NOT happy

Soak + take to launderette?

Run_to_da_hills · 14-02-2012 1:46am

Brothers former Alsatian ate the saddle off his prised Honda 350 motorcycle, the base was all that remained on the bike with about a hundred pieces of foam scattered all over the garden.

magentas · 14-02-2012 1:48am

pulled my mothers birthday present off the table...gorgeous new pair of black suede boots packed up in their box...managed to pull them out of the packaging and proceeded to eat the heel off one boot and chew the toe clean off the other!:eek:

I can laugh at it now but man was I ripping at the time! What a pathetic excuse..."eh, sorry mam but the dogs ATE your present!"

Zapperzy · 14-02-2012 2:24am

Victor wrote: »

hdowney wrote: »

ah yes the bed. i put fresh sheets on the beds christmas eve, went to go to bed about half eleven and the dog had done one massive pee on the bed, went right thru the duvet, which had to be slung (didn't fit in washing machine) so i was under a puny single duvet for days over christmas was NOT happy

Soak + take to launderette?

Well in my case it's cheaper to buy a new duvet than bring it to a launderette. I have cut up duvets and sewed on a new piece to replace the pee'd on piece before though.

BillyMitchel · 14-02-2012 10:15am

A few years back on a Sunday morning my mother takes out a big lump of ham and our usual well behaved pit bull is just sitting there looking around. My old dear turned her back for 5 seconds and we hear the plate smashing, we turn around and the dog is just sitting there looking at us and of course he was next to the ham. We look at the ham and there is puncture holes all over it.. Needless to say we went out for dinner that Sunday and the hound got the ham!

hdowney · 14-02-2012 11:57am

Victor wrote: »

Soak + take to launderette?

Zapperzy wrote: »

Well in my case it's cheaper to buy a new duvet than bring it to a launderette. I have cut up duvets and sewed on a new piece to replace the pee'd on piece before though.

yea round here buying a new duvet is cheaper than taking it to the laundrette too.

also victor, this was 11.30pm christmas eve, and the laundrette was closed til new year. thing would have stunk the place out by then, either of pee or stagnant water

gud4u · 14-02-2012 12:55pm

magentas wrote: »

pulled my mothers birthday present off the table...gorgeous new pair of black suede boots packed up in their box...managed to pull them out of the packaging and proceeded to eat the heel off one boot and chew the toe clean off the other!:eek:

I can laugh at it now but man was I ripping at the time! What a pathetic excuse..."eh, sorry mam but the dogs ATE your present!"

:D:D

My dog was sick(but i didn't know) and couldn't hold it in over night, she is so good she didn't want to splatter downstairs, so she sneaked upstairs, where they normally never venture, opened the spare room door and pooped diarea all over our wedding gifts. Then slept on my wedding dress, at least it was in a protective bag.

cordni · 14-02-2012 1:04pm

My boxer up until about a year ago was a terror for chewing anything she could find. She is now 7 (took 7 years for the message to finally get through). The worst she has done..... I have lots of choice here, but I came home one day and noticed a damp puddle by the oil tank in the back garden... she had pierced the pipe that goes from the tank into the ground a number of times and my oil was spilling out into the garden. Another incident is she ate one of the centre slats of my wooden blind in my sitting room. But hey I love her anyway

stargazer 68 · 14-02-2012 1:08pm

I was having friends for dinner one night and I had the starters on the tray in the kitchen ready to go into the oven. Everyone got drinks etc and I went into the kitchen to find 5 starters and not 6!! The dog had knicked one but not only that he had taken one from the back of the tray thereby leaning over the rest of them to get it - and they were all the same!!

Needless to say I cooked and served them but didnt have one myself!! :P

ABajaninCork · 14-02-2012 10:34pm

My cat hated it when I went away on holiday.

He used to make his point by puking by the bed. You know, just where you place your foot ready to get in!

Once, the little treasure managed to pull the duvet to one side, throw up and place it back! I had to strip the bed, wash the (stinking) mattress, and find somewhere else to sleep. All after the journey from hell where I'd been delayed 8 hours on my flight.

God knows how he did that!!

addob · 17-02-2012 5:22pm

Not my pet - althought I have loads of perfect stories about him! But this thread reminded me of a visit to the company owner's for dinner a number of years ago.

It was a fancy night and a big deal with a sit down dinner in their great big dinining room which sat 14 people.

Anyhow I went into the room first to find the family dog lapping the soup out of a bowl, didn't have the guts to say anything, just made sure I didn't sit there.

But the sight of it at the time and the memory since has been priceless!!

Autosport · 17-02-2012 11:05pm

My Darling doggy destroyed my bedroom, ripped wallpaper off the wall, chewed through dry lining, chewed 2 legs off the bed, as pee'd and got sick on many a duvet, but all he has to do is show me his brown eyes and all is forgiven

Bluefrog · 18-02-2012 1:43am

I've a boxer and his first year was an ongoing saga of naughtiness, highlights of which included about 3 or 4 shredded duvets, a chewed up bluetooth headset, the demise of numerous pairs of slippers etc.

But by far the worst thing he did was turn on the tap in the kitchen one day when I was out, flooding the kitchen. I came back to about 3 inches of water on the floor, only for the fact that there is a slope on our kitchen floor, the whole house would have been drowned.

That was the day I ordered the crate!

Happily now, two years later, he is a reformed character and can be left to his own devices when I am out.

engrish? · 18-02-2012 9:03pm

There has been a lot. The worst of it all was when one of them took a **** in the dishwasher. I had the door down and she obviously did it on the door, I didnt notice so i just flicked up the door before going to bed. I didnt discover it until two days later.

rorrissey · 20-02-2012 12:27am

Went out for the night leaving Gussie in the care of my parents. When they weren't looking he snuck into the kitchen and tried to devour half a dozen eggs, he only managed to eat 2 luckily!

lolo62 · 20-02-2012 11:24pm

my cat stayed in one day when i went out and i stupidly forgot to leave the door to where the litter was open

came home and noticed as i walked by the bathroom there was a definitely non-human poo smell wafting out

went in and found a poo perfectly placed in the plughole of the bath...it looked like a brown 99!

i think poor puss thought it would go down...at least he was trying to be discreet

i guess not really naughty but definitely funny!

jjjade · 21-02-2012 4:31pm

my mam has a scottie, and she eats everything. she is black and her teeth are snow white (have to say this for story purpose), so one day her teeth were orange and mam and dad thaught she was sick or somethin, until my sister screams and runs down the stairs with what is left of a bottle of tan that was attacked

Kassilights · 21-02-2012 8:50pm

When I was a kid we had two dogs and one of them Sandy was a bit of a piggy, also overweight!!
My mum left a leg of lamb defrosting in the sink and while she left the kitchen Sandy crept in.
As mum walked back in she saw Sandy with the leg of lamb in her mouth and shouted. :eek:
Sandy legged it out of the back door..with the leg of lamb in her mouth but there was a high square four legged stool in her way. Well Sandy ran through the stool but because she was overweight it got stuck to her but she continued to run up the garden with the lamb in her mouth and the stool stuck to her!! Was so funny :P
Mum retrieved the lamb washed it, cooked it and gave it to us for our dinner, couldn't afford to waste it!!!

JustAThought · 23-02-2012 7:16am

My skanker was nose down in the bush beside the bin in the park the other day. She kept sniffing frantically & the throwing a quick look over at me so I KNEW zhe was up to something. Called her & she didnt come so i leggid it iver ... The little rip yanked at something when she heard me running & sped off .. With a vile bag of nappies
She did her trick of tossing it in the air while eating it on the run & then slunk back wagging her tail. There was a FILTHY smell off her & I wouldn't let her near me all day.
Was v surprised to see it " reappear" out the other end the next day... Was warming up for a vets visit.I spend hours bleaching the skank off my hands and arms :0
Dirty people.
Dirty dog :€

planetX · 23-02-2012 6:40pm

Just got distracted for a second and the dog has licked the top off my dinner. Sad thing is I'm going to eat it anyway:o

hattoncracker · 23-02-2012 7:26pm

Lpfsox wrote: »

When we first got Rodney he chewed a hole in the kitchen wall (yes, the wall - through the plaster and down into the brick), stolen socks, eaten speaker wire which I'd run under floorboards - he helpfully chewed and ate the only piece visible so the whole lot had to be redone, was a master counter-surfer and managed to snaffle the whole Christmas ham AND a whole turkey crown, including tin-foil which were left to rest before carving and has ruined countless remote controls by peeing on them.

Thankfully after training the worst he gets up to these days is opening the doors, climbing up on the windowledge and sitting in the window like a huge cat waving at passers by. He's a 22kg border collie and leaves snot marks all over the glass...

I love this thread! What did you do for xmas dinner?

yellowcrayon · 24-02-2012 12:01am

My German Shepherd has managed to eat the whole way through the wall in the kitchen and has actually reached concrete .. in a rented house :eek:
He devour toys we buy him; doesnt play with them, just destructs them.
When he was a puppy he went thru a terrible stage of poopin under the kitchen table.. we'd only discover when we were half way thru our breakfast and would stretch our legs and have ourselves covered in sh1t.
He also loves stealin any bit of food around, whether its in our hands/mouth or on the plate.
My bunnies Lola and Buddy have eaten countless phone and laptop charger, some pretty expensive clothes. They nip at toilet tissue rolls and destroy the bathroom completely.Buddy likes to pee on blankets,just jumps on the couch ,pees on all the blankets, n down he gets again.

To Alcohol · 24-02-2012 12:04am

My 3 legged cat killed my neighbours canary. Neighbour came over fffin and blinding about it. I was in the process of laughing it of whilst trying to explain the cat couldn't have done it as it's only 3 legs when the cat walked around the corner with canary feathers hanging from her mouth!

hattoncracker · 24-02-2012 12:49am

My sisters dog always sleeps beside me when I visit the family home. Due to an illness, I was around a lot when she was younger and everytime I'm home she follows me everywhere and won't leave my side.

But she has an awful thing with bras. The past three times I've been home she's chewed them. I've had to sneak into Dunnes in a baggy jumper at 9 o'clock in the morning with my arms folded to buy an emergency one! If she chewed the strap I could sew it but she goes for the part in the middle in between the two cups and literally chews it in half! :eek:

I'm learning my lesson, but it's hard to remember when you're sleepy!

She's also ate my iPhone, taken socks and shoes off my feet, and loves to rob my mams tights off the radiator!

hattoncracker · 24-02-2012 1:05am

butter seriously wouldn't melt!

callmekenneth · 24-02-2012 12:17pm

wow what a load of terrorists, worst my fella has done is eaten a sliced pan i'd left out. in 2+ years of having him he's hasnt so much as peed inside

SingItOut · 01-03-2012 3:39am

Last night I went down to my parents room to get the wash basket, my jack russell Moone followed me down, she follows me everywhere so that's nothing new. She jumped on their bed & lay down flat while wagging her tail like crazy, That's how we know she's in crazy psycho playful mode

So I said Boo! to her, she jumped up, barked, ran around the bed in a circle, tried to smack me with her paws then jumped off and ran as fast as she could to the kitchen. That's when I noticed the huge puddle of pee she had left on their duvet

shes never done that before! I was kinda laughing at her crazyness so i ran to to get some toilet roll to try wipe it off before it sank it, Moone of course then re-appeared, grabbed the toilet roll and ran! We would have gotten away with it only she decided she was going to "kill" the toilet roll in the hallway and the parents caught us out. I now owe them €30 for dry cleaning XD

"Me? I would never do such a thing"

TentCrasher · 01-03-2012 4:07am

She one year old now and cant be trusted, has ate remotes, phones, cables, washing, but worse of all, chewed pipe off rad and caused water damage.
Great dog, still love her

jay phelan · 01-03-2012 4:10am

Chewed up the lino in the kitchen just after moving into my new place!

Whispered · 01-03-2012 4:29am

We were just laughing about this today. About 2 years ago we were on our way back from somewhere and decided to have lunch in the park. Out of nowhere it started lashing really really heavily.

K, picked up the dog lead and ran, telling me to grab the food. He obviously loved the idea of getting bak to the car first leaving me to get soaked :mad:

As he was running ahead of me through the park a duck darted in front of him, Harley in full "RUUUUUUUN" mode darted off to the side to give chase pulling K over into a heap. He was mucky, wet and annoyed.

It was hilarious.

Little Miss Lady · 01-03-2012 3:13pm

In some ways I am very lucky my little b*tch has never really been a chewer but she certainly makes up for it in other ways..
When it's cold she will hop up on my bed and tap my forehead to let her in under the covers..

Eventhough she is house trained and very well behaved and let out last thing at night she has occasionally peed on my bed, strangely enough it's nearly always when I put new bed clothes on it..

She has run into my neighbours house and would not come out ..

She has scuttered on my relations floor when leaving,

She lets out the most smelly farts and then looks at me as if I am the digusting thing who did it..

She has pood in my car..

Saying all that she is a little dote and wouldn't give her up for the world..

Family have a JRT that is constantly rolling in fox poo whenever you take him out for a walk, he goes for two mins and comes back brown instead of white

PurplePrincess · 01-03-2012 5:38pm

My friends cat is endearingly cute but very hyper and mischievous. He stays with me if they're away. Last visit saw him peeing in the toaster and then the next day peeing up against the socket and shorting out the electricity in half the kitchen. Had to get a new toaster and wall socket.
After a previous visit my heating wasn't working so I had to get an engineer out and he discovered teeth marks and a tiny plastic cap missing off the boiler.
Worse thing was when I discovered teeth marks on my toothbrush and I had no idea how long I'd been using it like that :eek:

Alun · 01-03-2012 5:55pm

PurplePrincess wrote: »

My friends cat is endearingly cute but very hyper and mischievous. He stays with me if they're away. Last visit saw him peeing in the toaster and then the next day peeing up against the socket and shorting out the electricity in half the kitchen. Had to get a new toaster and wall socket.

Our female cat has peed in the toaster and into the socket on an extension lead too!!

Possibly the weirdest place she has peed though is through the little hole in the lid of a sugar bowl where the spoon pokes out of. The hole can't be more than 4 or 5 mm in size and there was not a drop to be seen around the bowl itself. That's what I call precision peeing

falabo · 01-03-2012 10:56pm

To Alcohol wrote: »

My 3 legged cat killed my neighbours canary. Neighbour came over fffin and blinding about it. I was in the process of laughing it of whilst trying to explain the cat couldn't have done it as it's only 3 legs when the cat walked around the corner with canary feathers hanging from her mouth!

NOBODY has thanked than one yet ! :rolleyes:

Discodog · 02-03-2012 1:09pm

Dovies wrote: »

I was having friends for dinner one night and I had the starters on the tray in the kitchen ready to go into the oven. :P

My neighbours had a Boxer. Knowing that I have had four of them over the years we became friends. She knocked on the door to ask if I had seen the dog as he had "disappeared" but beforehand he had eaten 12 Scotch Eggs from the kitchen worktop. I heard him moaning before I saw him. It was a case of a dose of liquid paraffin & take cover :eek:.

I once had a cat & a neighbour who hated cats. One summer's night he got onto their roof & managed to slide down the open velux window & dropped onto their bed. I was woken, as was half the village, by hysterical screaming. In his effort to get out he managed to smash a vase !

ABajaninCork · 02-03-2012 4:35pm

To Alcohol wrote: »

My 3 legged cat killed my neighbours canary. Neighbour came over fffin and blinding about it. I was in the process of laughing it of whilst trying to explain the cat couldn't have done it as it's only 3 legs when the cat walked around the corner with canary feathers hanging from her mouth!

Oh I'm sorry, but this has given me the best laugh I've had all day!:D

How embarrassing for you!

baords dyslexic · 05-03-2012 1:29pm

Just been out in the garden with "big" dog (12 month old gsd x) and he didn't have a toy with him, he normally carries one around or picks up something like a stick to run around with. Anyway he decides to find a new toy and proceeded to bite the heads of a few dafodils untill he found one that he liked then he ran around the garden with it as pleased a punch - best I could do was quitely laugh and try and ignore him.

metaoblivia · 05-03-2012 6:00pm

Our Pug/Italian Greyhound mix jumped up onto the table the night before Christmas and ate the middle out of all of the homemade Christmas pies my mother had baked that day for the large family gathering (12 people) on Christmas. She had to make them all over again in the morning, and the quality was compromised because some of the ingredients in the pies require a certain amount of setting time that she couldn't adhere to.

Whispered · 05-03-2012 7:37pm

metaoblivia wrote: »

Our Pug/Italian Greyhound mix

Would LOVE to see a pic.

Hollyroxy · 05-03-2012 8:06pm

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I have 2 boxers so anyone with boxers knows hoe naughty they can be but this was one of the funny ones, so bold but I couldnt give out to her!

metaoblivia · 05-03-2012 11:22pm

Whispered wrote: »

Would LOVE to see a pic.

Sure!

endabob1 · 06-03-2012 9:42am

Standard fare for the first year and most of the second year, he's over the worst of the destruction now...... these have been famous last words in the past

JustAThought · 07-03-2012 7:56am

Mine was rummaging in the bush beside the public bin ; all sniffing & heavy breathing ; I could see nothing there... Until... She tossed her head & broke free running & tossing a something vile smelling in the air... A NAPPY
She threw it in the air and ATE the putrid thing :O
Vile smell
Dog stopped eating & was miserable
Three days later... Came downstairs am to see evil blue long intestine shaped pLastic poo on the floor & the dog all happy & waggy again
It must have been a foot long & bright blue
(& the dog NEVER " goes" in the house)
( dirty nappy dropping parents)

MarkR · 07-03-2012 8:16am

My dog used to be a demon for chewing. He had an old pair of trainers out in the garden, and was shaking it furiously (like he was killing a rat).

Unfortunately there must have been a pebble in the shoe. It went flying out of the shoe and smashed the sliding glass door. :eek:

Must have hit the sweet spot.

What's the naughtiest thing your pet has ever done?

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