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What's the naughtiest thing your pet has ever done?
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That mass story has got me thinking and reminiscing about that dog, I'm smiling here remembering the time our next door neighbour popped in to our house for a chat and while she was sitting with my mother, in walked our dog with a full freshly cooked ham the neighbour had left on her kitchen table to cool.
We got that dog when I was 5 and I took him for his last visit to the vet when I was 21 and in those years he made an enemy of every adult in the village with his antics (the kids loved him though)
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Cú Giobach wrote: »Another thread made me remember this.
When I was a kid our dog followed us to mass quite a few times, on one occasion he peed on the pulpit as the priest was giving a reading, the priest then asked an altar boy to remove him and our lovely untrained and quite feisty fella started barking at him and running amok around the altar.
Eventually the man who looked after the church came out and managed to catch him and carry him out by the collar.
All through this my mother was too embarassed to do anything, she whispered at us to pretend he wasn't ours and sat tutting and shaking her head with the rest of the congregation.
Oh how I loved that dog.
:Dthats brilliant
That's SO oirish!!!! Real Father Ted stuff!! Terrible, but Brilliant!!!0 -
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got dolly a lovely new bed recently. first night i tried it there was a bit of crying but eventually it stopped so i thought everything was ok... i got up the next morning to dolly sleeping on the floor in the hallway and the biggest smelliest poop on the middle of the cushion in the brand new bed!
to look at her you would thing butter wouldnt melt but she's a smelly messy staffie monster
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This is what I came home to today, having left them on their own for a whole hour!!! :eek: Buddy went straight to the cage(he didnt actually do it), Izzy stood there wanting a rub as if to say oh look at the nice hole I made for you!
So I began to give out to her and she then cried, dogs, ya gotta love em!!0 -
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My friend's mum and dad recently got a retired guide dog, an absolute beauty of a lab. My friend called round soon after they got him and his mum went to make tea and sandwiches. Sparky had followed her into the kitchen and she left him for less than a minute to ask the boys in the other room if they wanted sugar in their tea, when she came back Sparky had his paws up on the bench and was quietly thieving the sandwiches off the plate. She scolded him and said she had never seen such a shocked looking dog in her life. Obviously he had been getting away with it for years the sneaky devil! Apparently he's gorgeous though and a real intelligent oul fella! 0
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I inherited Bella from my Dad when he died and she was agreat dog, no problems but she did like to eat things out of bins in the house, especially tissues. Anyway, one weekend I had my (ex) mother in law to stay. She was in the bedroom right next door and so after we'd been really quiet and finished the old 'who began it' we wrapped the condom in a tissue and put it in the bedroom bin, rather than risk waking her up by flushing it down the loo as was normal practice. Woke up the next morning, mother in law already up and about. I walked out onto the landing to see last night's condom on the floor, slap bang in the middle of the carpet. I was mortified and realised that Bella had wandered into the bedroom during the night, grabbed the tissue and eaten it on the landing, leaving the condom behind. God knows what the mother in law thought we were up to. She might have slipped on it and gone headlong down the stairs Nothing was ever said.
My Buddy boy (RIP) got hold of a tube of acrylic paint - panicked at first and thought he'd cut his mouth open on something but then couldn't stop laughing. Luckily no damage done to himself.
Another time i spent ages making gingercake stuffing for the turkey one Christmas. Boyfriend didn't think much of it and neither did Stan and Buddy when on Christmas day night they undid the oven door, removed the turkey, broke the antique platter it was on and ate everything except the stuffing. Woke up on St. Stephen's morning to find a pile of stuffing and turkey bones on their blankets on the kitchen floor.
Stan is adept at finding greenish coloured cow afterbirths and bringing them home to eat in front of me. Never seems to bother him. He also used to cross the fields to the next house and steal all the footballs from the little fella there. He used to pop them so I could never return them. Luckily we moved before he was caught.
One of the cats brought home a baby hare once. It made an awful crying/screaming noise when she had it. Rushed it to the vet but it was grand, just a bit shocked and I took it home and released it again.
Mary, our oldest cat can open cupboard doors and sometimes she sits half opening the door and letting it bang closed again. She also enjoys scratching on the back door to come in and then running off when you go to open it. Repaeat process ad infinitum.0 -
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My cat Beau has just got back from the vets after a three day stay and under vets orders he has to be kept inside for the next 5 days which he's absolutely hating! Our little 6 month old kitten Vogue is being kept separated from him until he is better so that she doesn't accidentally hurt him, hes in the kitchen, shes in the garage. The kitten hasn't been allowed outside yet so it wasn't an option to leave her out. I'm always nervous letting my cats outside for the first time
At 2am this morning, just a few minutes ago, as I was heading to bed I heard some banging and scratching noises. I thought it was just Beau protesting to get outside so I ignored it, then I went back to the sitting room to get something and I heard the noises again but louder. I turned on the front door light outside and saw something dark moving on the step through the glass so I opened the door and in waltzes my kitten! She just made her little chirping noise and walked casually into the house! Thankfully she is perfectly fine, god only knows how long she was wondering around outside, the little brat :mad::D need to figure out now how she opened the garage door, I've got a feeling my Labrador Frankie had something to do with it haha0 -
My mum's Golden Lab goes all 'blinky' when he's done something wrong. And he always knows! The tail starts wagging in small short bursts and he can't look at you properly.
He tore apart a shopping freezer bag in the kitchen last week and when my mum found it she said in a mock shocked voice, "Oh! Oh, Billy!....WHO did that?" Cue the wagging, and the blinking...and then the poor dog actually pissed himself
He reminds me a bit of Denver! :P
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Oh Dexter has chewed many things in his one and a half years;
a pair of wellies,
computer leads and chargers,
his own water bowl,
two front door mats,
socks,
runners,
flower pots and every flower I have every planted has been dug up,
he also has come back to the house with hot water bottles, bird houses, dolls, Christmas hats, big bows....
We like in the middle of nowhere so I don't know where he gets them.
He's a Golden Retriever and I love him to bits and one look at his little face melts my heart 0 -
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