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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Ever wonder if the red lego blocks are different tasting to the blue one's?
You: hello
You: asl
You: need sex
You: lol
Stranger: We are both males, I guarantee it.
You: ugh
Stranger: it's the internet dude ..
You: you're 98% right
Stranger: Ahh, you're mexican?
You: no im from peru
You: i like lima beans
Stranger: Explains the 2% defficiency
You: so,crazy weather lately yeah!?
Stranger: Yeah, you hear about barrack obama?
Stranger: turn's out ... he's black ..
You: and part irish
You: wtf
Stranger: So it is written ..
Stranger: Can you leave the convo so i can summarise this and then post it on /b/ now?
You: no
You: i am a cyborg
Stranger: Kind've harsh, isn't it melvin?
Stranger: I wanna watch tremors the series now .. Thank god for torrenting yaaay
You: manufacteured to create the most brillant conversation ever
You: tremors?
You: the series?
Stranger: Yeah man
Stranger: Yeah
You: like the film?
You: ish
Stranger: The film is epic
You: yes
You: I was scared ****less by it as a child
Stranger: Not many people think so, but it's just awesome
Stranger: Same haha
You: the dead man under the hat
Stranger: Didn't properly get over the fear till I was 12, true story
You: ****ed up
Stranger: I would sketch out sometimes when drunk too and think ****KKK
Stranger: I was 6 when tremors came out, I watched it ...
Stranger: ****ed me up mannn
You: same as,erm,i think!?
You: lol
You: i cant even do to the shop now
You: im a total recluse in my attic because of that film!
You: *may not be true
Stranger: Maybe, it's fate that we met?
Stranger: Maybe ... We should have sex and spawn a love child that which will enclose the fate of the world in 2012 and take place as the new leader of hell.
Stranger: and call him "Old fred"
You: i like call me
You: just shout out your window
You: 'I LOVE CHILD PORN'
Stranger: Ok, brb one second
You: then i'll know where you live lol
You: no,wait!
You: i was joking!
Stranger: wait ... I actually did shout it ...
Stranger: It's 4:50 am .. Like i give a damn
You: oh ****
You: where in the same time zone
You: so you're either from the uk ireland or portugal
You: lmao
Stranger: Wales.
You: very good
You: im from ireland
Stranger: south wales, bridgend, 1 llantwit way, cf36 4de - my full name is Thomas john.
You: lmao
Stranger: Now, May i have your bank account details and sort code?
You: ...............is this george akidutigwengo?
Stranger: HOLY SHEEET *legs it*
Stranger: brb man, going for a piss
You: i can read minds
Stranger: now what am i thinking?!
You: you're thinking,I wonder if there is anything we can relate to given our close proximity of counties that we live in
Stranger: Actually I was thinking of doing an all nighter and going to get a cuppa tea ...
You: **** it,close enuf!?
You: lol
You: all nighters are very bad for you're health
Stranger: I've done 4 in the past week.
Stranger: I don't like sleep ..
You: sleep if for the weak
You: well
You: I go to bed at like 4-5 every night but sleep in till 2-3 the next day
Stranger: Sleep is for the weak so we will never sleep
You: I hate being unemployed
Stranger: No we will never rest until ****ing death
Stranger: Just fresh outta sixth form ..
Stranger: uni is approaching fast ,... =/
You: when you going? september?
You: same as
You: cant wait to get back bored ****less
Stranger: Yeah sep, what one you go too?
Stranger: and what you taking?
You:
< thats the name of the college
You: its pretty hard to pronounce lol
Stranger: ahh fair enough haha
Stranger: Im taking law with politics
Stranger: in aberyswtyth
You: oh god?! law.........fook that
You: lol
Stranger: One of us has to try and legalise weed, you won't so it's up to me ...
You: ive been in prison for 13 days before
Stranger: I once raped a prison guard, with a dog.
You: yeah? and apparently its illegal to have sex with a DEAD cat
You: i say different
Stranger: WTF
You: will you change the cat sex laws in wales and I can move over?
Stranger: I call that 'friday night express' and ofcourse I will, just for you.
You: merci
You: let me know how you get on
You: visit my website and post on the forum www.irishpervshavingsexwithdeadcats.ie
You: thanks
Stranger: Will do melvin, will do
You: thanks daryll,you da man! BLACK POWER!
Stranger: CARAMEL COLOUR!
Stranger: Anyways man, it's been great talking to you .. but im gonna go have sme food :0
You: for some odd reason im trying to picture you in my head and all I can think of is gavin henson ????
You: lmao
Stranger: Haha, close enough
You: okay you;re hungry
Stranger: He's a cousin of mine.
You: i wont keep ya!
Stranger: We just call him "Stikky the retard"
You: lol
Stranger: Okies, take care and gl with life man0 -
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OMG! IT'S PEDOBEAR! RUN, PLEASE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
HE'S RAPING ME!
Stranger: f or m?
Stranger: **** the bear
You: i'm being raped by pedobear, why do you care if i'm m or f?
You: are you a pedo too?
Stranger: no, i'm not a peido
You: but you are illiterate?
Stranger: yeah
You: well, at least you're honest. i admire that.
Stranger: engineer student, and you?
You: medical student.
Stranger: f/m?
You: PEDOBEAR IS BACK!
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You: OH! THE PAIN!
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkk
You: THE PAIN!
You: I WANT TO DIE!
Stranger: you smoke mary???
You: now that would be telling
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: country?
You: ireland.
You: you?
Stranger: brasil
You: does pedobear ever visit your country?
Stranger: no
You: you're lucky.
Stranger: first time
You: very vewry lucky.
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: but, we have the violence...
You: pedobear is violent enough for us. we don't need any more...
Stranger: send it to us
Stranger: what is your age?
You: 20. not old enough for pedobear yet.
You: you?
Stranger: 24
You: pedobear would still like to have his way with you. we shouldn't send him until we can be sure you're safe.
Stranger: then you are a girl afraid of bears?
You: everyone is afraid of pedobear! he lives all genders!
Stranger: ok, you are gay...
You: no, i'm not gay.
You: pedobear kinda is.
You: why do you think i'm gay?
Stranger: hermaphrodite?
You: no.
You: i'm just afraid of pedobear.
Stranger: because you do not reveal their gender
You: like everyone else in ireland
You: but you didn't ask for my gender!
Stranger: "You: f/m?"
You: what has that got to do with gender?! do you want to know my gender or not?
Stranger: yes
You: then why are you talking about my f/m?
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: you are funny...but is gay
You: i'm not gay. i just don't understand why you want to ask questions about my radio.
Stranger: do not worry, I have no bias
You: no biad about radios? i should hope not.
Stranger: because I wanted to know if you are woman
You: how does that link back to radios? you're confusing me.
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Like Phil from Connecticut, Ron from Alabama, the Portuguese med student (whose name I never found out) and this girl who appreciates physics jokes!
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Answer any of the following questions! Favorite baseball team? Favorite physics joke? Favorite opera? Go!
You: Werner Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop. "Sir, do you know how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am."
Stranger: love it!
Stranger: good choice in questions, and definite 10 on the answer
You: Thank you. I aim to please!
Stranger: So how are you on this fine night (if it is night for you)?
You: It's just gone 4am for me and I'm bored as ****.
Stranger: Where are you that's it's 4? London time?
You: Right time zone. I'm actually in Ireland
You: What about yout good self?
You: *youR good self, even?
Stranger: Eastern standard in the US
Stranger: Did you just google physics jokes or did you have that one prepared?
You: Lol, no I heard it from a friend of mine before. I'm actually a Physics student!
You: Well....Physics and Maths.
Stranger: You might be my favorite person on the internet right now
Stranger: I don't study a hard science, but I love reading about it. Physics and math jokes are always fantastic
You: Many people have made that claim.
Stranger: Are you in University then?
You: Lol, yeah. Going into my 3rd year in September
You: And Physics and maths jokes are ****in' awesome!
You: Have you heard the joke about e^x?
Stranger: I have not!
Stranger: do tell!
You: e^x walks into a bar. He sits at the bar on his own and orders a drink. There are a load of other functions (sines, cosines, Gaussians etc.) sitting in a corner, talking and laughing merrily to themselves. The barman gives him his drink and says "Why are you alone? Why aren't you having fun with the other functions?"
You: e^x replies: "I tried to integrate but nothing happened."
You: BA DUM TISH!
Stranger: love the sound effects!
You: that's probably my favourite maths joke!
You: you got any good ones?
Stranger: hmm good ones
You: or bad ones that are so excruciatingly bad that they actually become awesome!
Stranger: hah! i'm glad I have that option
Stranger: let me think
You: ....and how long shall you be thinking? I have other places to go and be awesome, y'know.
Stranger: oh goodness! i must try to capture your attention as well as you had captured mine
You: Impossible, my friend but try anyway.....
Stranger: I guess one of my favorites is let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves, but I don't know how well that works for me, as I'm a girl with no interest in curves
Stranger: but feel free to use it at the bar if you're a guy. You might get lucky?
You: The version of that I'm used to is "I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves" But your one works too!
Stranger: Is it too creepy to ask what university you're in in Ireland? I think I only know a handful
You: Cork
Stranger: Though while I was living in Paris I met some dubliners who did not have as many kind words to say about the area
You: Pfft, Dubliners. They're just jealous of Cork!
Stranger: heh
You: Sorry, I gotta go. Nice talking to you though. Nice to know someone here appreciates physics and maths rather than the usual "OMG Im horny. **** me now through my magic computer!" :D
You: Bye
You: o/
Stranger: haha good luck in university!
Stranger: use nerdy pick up lines at the bars
Stranger: it'll get through to someone eventually!
You: oh i will. with shockingly low success rate.
You:
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KnifeWRENCH wrote: »You know, when you get past the pisstakes and the horny teens, there are actually some pretty cool people out there!
Like Phil from Connecticut, Ron from Alabama, the Portuguese med student (whose name I never found out) and this girl who appreciates physics jokes!
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Answer any of the following questions! Favorite baseball team? Favorite physics joke? Favorite opera? Go!
You: Werner Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop. "Sir, do you know how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am."
Stranger: love it!
Stranger: good choice in questions, and definite 10 on the answer
You: Thank you. I aim to please!
Stranger: So how are you on this fine night (if it is night for you)?
You: It's just gone 4am for me and I'm bored as ****.
Stranger: Where are you that's it's 4? London time?
You: Right time zone. I'm actually in Ireland
You: What about yout good self?
You: *youR good self, even?
Stranger: Eastern standard in the US
Stranger: Did you just google physics jokes or did you have that one prepared?
You: Lol, no I heard it from a friend of mine before. I'm actually a Physics student!
You: Well....Physics and Maths.
Stranger: You might be my favorite person on the internet right now
Stranger: I don't study a hard science, but I love reading about it. Physics and math jokes are always fantastic
You: Many people have made that claim.
Stranger: Are you in University then?
You: Lol, yeah. Going into my 3rd year in September
You: And Physics and maths jokes are ****in' awesome!
You: Have you heard the joke about e^x?
Stranger: I have not!
Stranger: do tell!
You: e^x walks into a bar. He sits at the bar on his own and orders a drink. There are a load of other functions (sines, cosines, Gaussians etc.) sitting in a corner, talking and laughing merrily to themselves. The barman gives him his drink and says "Why are you alone? Why aren't you having fun with the other functions?"
You: e^x replies: "I tried to integrate but nothing happened."
You: BA DUM TISH!
Stranger: love the sound effects!
You: that's probably my favourite maths joke!
You: you got any good ones?
Stranger: hmm good ones
You: or bad ones that are so excruciatingly bad that they actually become awesome!
Stranger: hah! i'm glad I have that option
Stranger: let me think
You: ....and how long shall you be thinking? I have other places to go and be awesome, y'know.
Stranger: oh goodness! i must try to capture your attention as well as you had captured mine
You: Impossible, my friend but try anyway.....
Stranger: I guess one of my favorites is let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves, but I don't know how well that works for me, as I'm a girl with no interest in curves
Stranger: but feel free to use it at the bar if you're a guy. You might get lucky?
You: The version of that I'm used to is "I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves" But your one works too!
Stranger: Is it too creepy to ask what university you're in in Ireland? I think I only know a handful
You: Cork
Stranger: Though while I was living in Paris I met some dubliners who did not have as many kind words to say about the area
You: Pfft, Dubliners. They're just jealous of Cork!
Stranger: heh
You: Sorry, I gotta go. Nice talking to you though. Nice to know someone here appreciates physics and maths rather than the usual "OMG Im horny. **** me now through my magic computer!" :D
You: Bye
You: o/
Stranger: haha good luck in university!
Stranger: use nerdy pick up lines at the bars
Stranger: it'll get through to someone eventually!
You: oh i will. with shockingly low success rate.
You:
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Stranger: hello x
You: Hey!
Stranger: how are you ?
You: I'm not bad at all thanks, yourself?
Stranger: im okay. bored though
You: I see
You: I can tell you a joke if that'll cheer you up?
Stranger: yes please
You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there ?
You: disco
Stranger: disco who ?
You: disconnected
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Stranger: i have big dick
You: really i didnt know
Stranger: u can see
You: i can see it, im outside your window watching you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you cant see
You: no seriously
Stranger: i am not naked
Stranger: i am not teen
You: stop lying!
You: jesus that wasnt hard to guess!
You: whats ur name
Stranger: joe
Stranger: http://www.myspace.com/EDITEDFORLEGALREASONS
You: im chris hansen
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: damn whos a sexy bitch
You: where ya from
You: Im a sexy bithc
Stranger: good. top or bottom
You: eh
You: i think you'll find thats homo talk!
Stranger: boy or girl
You: boy
You: that matters why
Stranger: are you gay
You: no i am not, Are you?
Stranger: no im a girl, haha,
You: k
You: bit odd arent u
Stranger: do u wanna have cyber sex?
Stranger: i've been told im good
You: i just had real sex
Stranger: even better
You: with a real person
You: well i think she was real
Stranger: are you horny
You: na sleepy now
You: and hungry
You: are you
Stranger: VERY
You: Sure go pull the box outta yourself
Stranger: ..?
You: pull your box off
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Stranger: hey
You: lo
You: im hungry]
Stranger: lol
Stranger: me too
You: what ya goina hve
You: have
Stranger: nothin
Stranger: u??
You: Boiled egg and toast
Stranger: cool
You: Then cut the grass
You: wher eu at
Stranger: india
Stranger: u?
You: irekand
Stranger: irekand?
Stranger: whrs that?
You: ireland
You: beside UK
Stranger: oh ok
You: you shoudll know loads of your friends are here
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: huh?
You: yep they make crappy sambwiches and piss me off
Stranger: hahaha
You: why do you guys all smell
Stranger: :S
Stranger: u...r stupid
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I was trolling as usual when i got this unusual response;Connecting to server...
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You: f?
Stranger: yeh
You: can i ask you a question?
Stranger: yeh
You: do you ever stick objects up your vagina for sexual pleasure?
You:and if so, what?
Stranger: no
You: no?
Stranger: can i tell u something
Stranger: just so guys get this in to their heads
You: yes
Stranger: girls do not need to masturbate in anyway
Stranger: it hurts to stick things up there
Stranger: so why on earth
You: really?
Stranger: would they do that
Stranger: yes
You: then why do people go on about cucumbers all the time?
Stranger: that is why when ur having sex with a girl u give her pleasure then u get urs
Stranger: because they r whores
Stranger: and do it to impress guys
Stranger: girls don't need to masturbate like guys do
You: so it's not actually enjoyable?
You: wait!!!!
Stranger: no
You: are you saying straight up vaginal sex
You: isn't pleasurable for girls?
Stranger: yes i'm saying it hurts
You: wtf?
Stranger: just like anal sex does as well that hurts wayyy more though
You: then why would girls sleep around with guys then?
You: if they didn't enjoy it
Stranger: because she does it for them
Stranger: ok ok a whore does it
Stranger: cause they have no respect for themselves
Stranger: and something has happened to them
Stranger: that makes them want to get pain
Stranger: so they could either get depressed
Stranger: or be a whore
You: I don;t understand. Why would a girl have a one night stand?
Stranger: or do something else
You: i can understand if she loved a guy
Stranger: that honestly i don't know
Stranger: who understands sluts?
Stranger: i don't, i hate them
You: being a girl, i thought you'd understand them better than me
Stranger: yeh sorry
Stranger: if i was a slut
Stranger: i would tell u
Stranger: i'll tell u though
Stranger: when u get married
Stranger: and ur wife is like 35
You: i want to have sex with her every night
Stranger: and u got married when she was like 25
You: yes
Stranger: then she would enjoy sex
You: would it not still be painful?
Stranger: yep that's how it is after awhile it doesn't hurt
Stranger: no
Stranger: how do guys no know this
Stranger: not**
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: how old r u
You: honestly
You: 21
You:
Stranger: ok for own good
Stranger: when ur having sex with a girl
You: everyone says that women get as much pleasure from sex as men do
Stranger: please her first
You: some people even say they get more
Stranger: that is so so sos sosososo not true
Stranger: they r probs men who say that to make themselves feel better
Stranger: why don't u go ask ur mum
Stranger: she would tell u the same thing i am
You: ewww]
Stranger: can u go tell ur guy friend's as well i hate how they don't know this
You: why would i talk to my mum about sex?
Stranger: meh i don't know
Stranger: some guys do
Stranger: some don't
Stranger: ok anyway
Stranger: have u learnt something
You: yes
You: thank you
Stranger: pleasure
You: but i think you are a troll
Stranger: no i'm just very smart
You: when i have sex with my woman i'm just going to have sex with her
Stranger: and i'm telling u the truth
You: no messing around
Stranger: man **** u
Stranger: ur so selfish
Stranger: it's guys like u
Stranger: no wonder woman get sad
You: but i'd still love her
Stranger: ur to damn slefish
Stranger:and r run by ur dicks
You: hey c'mon
You: you don't realise all the stuff guys do for girls
Stranger: it's true
You: that they take for granted
You: sex is our reward
Stranger: scientifically there is a nerve running from ur dick to ur head so honestly all guys r dickhead
You: now i'm really thinking you are a troll
Stranger: oh please tell me what u do that is so ****ing great?
Stranger: u chat up a girl just to **** her
Stranger: then u leave her
You: you don't know me
You: why would i leave her?
Stranger: i'm using at an example...
You: I don't think girls can fall in love the way guys can
Stranger: i agree with that
Stranger: GUYS DONT FALL IN LOVE
You: hahaha
Stranger: they just want to **** everythng that moves
You: if you're trying to pretend you're not a troll you've just lost
Stranger: i don;t care what u think
Stranger: u know what
Stranger: i just did u a favour by telling u
Stranger: wasting my precious time
Stranger: and now ur being rude
You: you're saying that guys can't fall in love
Stranger: god ur just like a player
You: i find that offensive
Stranger: but they don't
Stranger: yeh u should it is
Stranger: look i'm sorry
Stranger: i love guys
Stranger: but i ****ing hate them
You: hahaha
You: methinks you are a dyke
Stranger: dude i'm not a lesbian
Stranger: but cool i know i'm not
You: why are you so bitter then?
Stranger: if u think i am i don't care
Stranger: long story
You: if you ever end up going out with a guy
You: who is actually in love with you
You: then you'll understand what i mean
Stranger: that could never happen
Stranger: i think woman that have boyrfiends r robots
You: guys do an aweful lot for girls that girls take for granted
Stranger: guys can never be commited
Stranger: it's just a myth
You: hahaha
Stranger: ok dude i will agree with u
Stranger: only if u tell me what they do
You: I don't know, they're looknig out for her, protecting her.
You: going out of their way to make her feel comfortable, buying her stuff ect.
Stranger: i had a boyfriend for 2 months and not once did he buy me a thing
You: 2 months?
Stranger: that's only a robot man
Stranger: they r not true
You: clearly there were no feelings involved
Stranger: clearly on his part
Stranger: ****ing bastard
Stranger: not u him
Stranger: god anyway all i'm saying
Stranger: that where i live
Stranger: guys **** girls
Stranger: leave them
Stranger: then they bitch
You: obviously you're going for the wrong guys
Stranger: they r all man whores
Stranger: but hey if u aren't like that
You: if you meet them in a club yes
Stranger: if u r one of those amazing ones that buys the woman stuff and treats her really really good
Stranger:then at the end of the day
Stranger: u can **** her as much as u like
Stranger: cause u have done that
You:
Stranger: it's different when u r actually nice
Stranger: obviously i am
Stranger: can i say something
Stranger: guys don't realise one thing
Stranger: girls love sweet guys
Stranger: if u r sweet and treat her well
Stranger: she will do anything
Stranger: and u will get soo many girls
You: i don't want so many girls
You: i only want one
Stranger: well see
Stranger: that is cute
You: hahaha i wouldn't call myself a sweet guy
You: have you forgotten how i started this conversation?
Stranger: yep i totally have
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: well u were probs ****
You: no
Stranger: hey there can be nice guys who ****
You: i'm in the college computer rooms
Stranger: haha oh
You: besides i already wanked this morning
You: before i got out of bed
You:
Stranger: jesus
Stranger: alright now it's my turn
Stranger: what honestly do guys want in a girl
You: a girl who is not a bitch
You: or bitter towards men
You: who has respect for them
Stranger: hey i keep this all locked in side of me when i meet guys
You: and is emotionally stable
Stranger: any girl can be a bitch
Stranger: and guys r the one to talk
Stranger: they r so bitchy
Stranger: bunch of ****ing fags
You: i don't bitch
Stranger: yeh that's just what u think
Stranger: as if u don;t bitch about some whore to ur mates
You: if i have a problem with what someone is doing
You: i will say it to their face
You: like a man
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Stranger: HI
You: would you be my boyfriends
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: wales
Stranger: SORRY I'm from Taiwan
You: but i love you
Stranger: so?
You: BUT I LOVE YOU I NEED A BOYFRIEND
You: MY ONE BROKE UP WITH ME
Stranger: so?
You: I HAVE TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS
Stranger: so?
You: ILL LET YOU FEEL MY BOOB
Stranger: No!
You: i only have one atm but the otherone will grow soon
Stranger: 我跟本看不懂你再說3小
Stranger: 請說 中文 謝
You: i love you too xxx
Stranger: 干我闢室
You: THATS A GREAT IDEA- LETS HAVE A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is brillant,from last night!
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You: hi
Stranger: do u lv me
You: ya
Stranger: ur male
You: i love you like a fat kid loves cake
You: im female
Stranger: m/f??
Stranger: ohh
You: yes
Stranger: i was scared..if u wer not female...'cuz i m not a gay
You: im a female dont worry
You: wat ur name
Stranger: thnxx
Stranger: sush
Stranger: ur??
You: laura
You: age
Stranger: wow..beautiful name
Stranger: 21
Stranger: u?
You: thank you so much
You: im 19
Stranger: great
Stranger: my lv was true then
Stranger:
You: what do you mean?
You: do you believe in fate?
Stranger: some wat...but still waiting
Stranger: to meet u
Stranger:
You: lol
You: where you from?
Stranger: kidding ..dont worry
You: lol
Stranger: india
Stranger: u?
You: humour i love it
You: im from bangladesh
Stranger: ohk
Stranger: cool
You: are you in IT?
Stranger: wats ur height
You: im 5'9
You: what about you?
Stranger: yeah...how do u know dat.......i m doing my bachelor's degree in IT
Stranger: i m short...around 5' 10'
Stranger:
You: because India is becoming a knowledge economy
Stranger: ohky
You: with IT and science
Stranger: but recession is spoiling everything here
Stranger:
Stranger: wat abt u??
You: im a website designer
Stranger: great i love dat work...i have a subject.."web technology" this semester
You: im designing a new website at the moment
Stranger: good
You: you wanna have a look and tell me if its good?
Stranger: yeah sure...cud i see u in dat site??
You: yeah there is a nice pic of me in it
Stranger: give me the link
You: www.meatspin.com
Stranger:
Stranger: jus wait i m jus lookin at it...so dont go
You: ok
You: watch the video
You: im in it
Stranger: dats horrible
You: HAHAHAHAHAAHA
You: FIXED YOU
You: LMAO
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Stranger: hi
You: feck off if you're chinese
Stranger: no i`m from holland
You: thank god
Stranger: you
You: ireland
Stranger: o nice
You: are you from amsterdam?
Stranger: no
You: rotterdam?
Stranger: no
You: ajax?
Stranger: no
Stranger: from Echt
You: echt and sketch?
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