If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Hi all! We have been experiencing an issue on site where threads have been missing the latest postings. The platform host Vanilla are working on this issue. A workaround that has been used by some is to navigate back from 1 to 10+ pages to re-sync the thread and this will then show the latest posts. Thanks, Mike.

Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

Sarky · 2009-07-21 13:36:52

The Extreme Stupidity Filter is back by popular demand. Bans ARE RANDOM, although if you want a longer ban, just mention it in your post or PM one of the mods, and we'll see to your request ASAP. Thanks, The management. NOTE: Moderators of The Cuckoo's Nest are exempt. We just can't ban eachother, no matter how hard I tr-…

Comments

#1152 21-05-2012 5:33am

cyberwolf77

Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2008

Posts: 47540

southcentralts wrote: »

Ha Ha all the idiots who posted on this got banned.

Its nice to finally find a place where everyone is a mad as I am, I think I will fit right in here. *puts up feet and relaxes, home at last*

Boy are you in for a shock

0
#1153 24-05-2012 2:04am

southcentralts

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2012

Posts: 800

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Boy are you in for a shock

shock, like when the squirrels connected a car battery to my nuts for stealing their nuts. but I don't like talking about that.
and thanks for the memory flashback, fcukin squirrels.

so where is my ban, i am a big fan of the ban and the can can. I only came to this forum for a bit of nurse ratchet discipline, but so far my expectations have been unwarranted.

The sharp hand of sarky stings like the feather duster I pay a Vietnamese call girl to clean my sofa with. or even something that makes some sense.

to summarize ban me in 2 hours or I will post serious on topic rhetoric on all threads in this forum! unless I fall asleep or forget about it, or just get lazy.

0
#1154 24-05-2012 7:54am

southcentralts

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2012

Posts: 800

please don't ban me - I have nowhere left to go, except for the rest of the interweb, and I have heard there are a few crazies out there, and they will not mix well with the crazies in here.

0
#1155 24-05-2012 7:57am

Sindri

Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭

Join Date: December 2011

Posts: 4847

Hi Sarky.

I'm preggers. I'll have all your monies now. Thank you.

0
#1156 24-05-2012 1:50pm

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

:coolface:

0
#1157 24-05-2012 9:18pm

TeddyTedson

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2010

Posts: 10157

laughingatsharkyface;e

0
#1158 25-05-2012 12:05pm

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

Heh, I was this close to banning you because I'd forgotten I gave you immunity.

0
#1159 26-05-2012 1:52am

Sparklepants!

Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 43 ✭

Join Date: April 2012

Posts: 41

Jaysus, imagine having immunity. That'd be maaaad. Not mad like angry, mad like gangster mad.

Fiddy knows what I mean. He's got skills. Maaaaaaaaaaad skills.

0
#1160 27-05-2012 1:57pm

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

!!!

>.>

0
#1161 27-05-2012 5:15pm

TeddyTedson

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2010

Posts: 10157

Would the leader replace you as a mod if you made such an enormous blunder?

0
Advertisement
#1162 27-05-2012 5:42pm

Sparklepants!

Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 43 ✭

Join Date: April 2012

Posts: 41

The leader is vengeful, but fair.

0
#1163 06-06-2012 12:00am

TeddyTedson

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2010

Posts: 10157

Here, pedant pedant pedant pedant

0
#1164 15-06-2012 10:59pm

aaronjumper

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2009

Posts: 14102

I found a new place to play! I like it here it's nice and warm.
Anybody wanna share a chunk of butter? If you close your eyes it tastes like something else!

0
#1165 16-06-2012 12:16am

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

I'M DRUNK BITCHES!

0
#1166 18-07-2012 12:58am

Cicero

Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2007

Posts: 13962

Sarky wrote: »

I love Cicero!

I know you do...but you still have to ban me.

0
#1167 18-07-2012 1:03am

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

How will I survive without my beloved!

Ooh, there's a bottle of bourbon by my computer!

0
#1168 21-07-2012 11:13pm

my my my

Closed Accounts Posts: 4,969 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2012

Posts: 4967

you don't ban me, i ban you

0
#1169 22-07-2012 3:01am

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

Sorry, I tried everything in my list of mod-powers, but there's no "get banned by some guy calling himself my my my" option.

Now I feel inadequate

0
#1170 25-08-2012 2:13am

NoQuarter

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭

Join Date: August 2007

Posts: 4286

Oh Hai

0
Advertisement
#1171 25-08-2012 4:09pm

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

Ah, memories.

Yeah, your time's up.

0
#1172 25-08-2012 7:04pm

NoQuarter

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭

Join Date: August 2007

Posts: 4286

Sarky wrote: »

Ah, memories.

Yeah, your time's up.

Did you find the thread I done all the forfeits in? That was a dinger! Read over my gangsters paradise thingy and was impressed at mysefl all over again!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=63121093

0
#1173 19-09-2012 10:30am

MadYaker

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,268 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: December 2010

Posts: 12080

My 6 month ban has expired! Awesome!

0
#1174 30-09-2012 12:13am

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

Damn it, I knew I'd forgotten something.

0
#1175 30-09-2012 1:00am

cyberwolf77

Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2008

Posts: 47540

0
#1176 01-10-2012 12:21am

TeddyTedson

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2010

Posts: 10157

andyturnip wrote: »

I seriously like to finger myself

Super Cereal

0
Advertisement
#1177 09-10-2012 10:33pm

MugMugs

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2007

Posts: 17487

6 Months pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

0
#1178 09-10-2012 11:43pm

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

0
#1179 11-10-2012 2:27am

rannerap

Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2007

Posts: 3852

0
#1180 11-10-2012 3:23am

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

Ew, I'm not coming anywhere near you, Ballyfermot smells.

0
#1181 05-12-2012 12:16am

EoghanIRL

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2012

Posts: 3966

Sarannewrap wrote: »

That's what she said

0
Advertisement
#1182 05-12-2012 1:31pm

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

I just banned you. All over you.

0
#1183 07-12-2012 10:14pm

Squarewave

Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2010

Posts: 1032

Sarky, is this you?

0
#1184 07-12-2012 10:34pm

cyberwolf77

Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2008

Posts: 47540

Oh please, Sarky has a much better beard than that

0
#1185 07-12-2012 10:43pm

Squarewave

Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2010

Posts: 1032

Sarky, is this you?

0
#1186 08-12-2012 1:43am

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

Ah, my metalhead days. Judas Priest all day and Manowar all night long. Good times, good times...

0
#1187 17-01-2013 12:55am

EventHorizon

Registered Users Posts: 8 ✭

Join Date: January 2013

Posts: 7

-osborne- wrote: »

01100010 01101111 01100001 01110010 01100100 01110011 00101110 01101001 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01100111 01100111 01100101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01100001 01100100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110100 01100001 01110010 01100100 01110011

0100011101101111001000000110011001110101011000110110101100100000011000010010000001110100011000010111001001110100

0
#1188 17-01-2013 1:39am

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

0, tbh

0
#1189 25-01-2013 7:30pm

sNarah

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2008

Posts: 4296

Coachella hipsters are disgusted with an unknown UK band headline this year.
Who da fak are the Stone Roses like?

Also
I ♥ beard

0
#1190 20-02-2013 12:21pm

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

I am in a good mood today.

From now on, bans received from this thread are PERMANENT.

unless u send me nakey pix

0
#1191 20-02-2013 9:28pm

TeddyTedson

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2010

Posts: 10157

Sarky wrote: »

I am in a good mood today.

From now on, bans received from this thread are PERMANENT.

unless u send me nakey pix

Can I hand out a ban to the first one, I've always felt evil, even while I was making my communion and all that precious money, muhhhahaaaaw!

0
Advertisement
#1192 20-02-2013 10:35pm

cyberwolf77

Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2008

Posts: 47540

Sarky wrote: »

I am in a good mood today.

From now on, bans received from this thread are PERMANENT.

unless u send me nakey pix

Nakey pix of who?

0
#1193 28-02-2013 11:34pm

sNarah

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2008

Posts: 4296

Nakey kittehs?

0
#1194 01-03-2013 1:19am

southcentralts

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2012

Posts: 800

Too many cats, they will take over the world.

Time to seek shelter - one ban * TT * (299,792,458 meters per cat squared).

0
#1195 01-03-2013 1:49pm

sNarah

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2008

Posts: 4296

Bye now
*waves*

0
#1196 02-03-2013 2:11am

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

As soon as the room stops spinning and I stop trying to vomit myself inside out, I am going to ban you SO hard.

Teddy, if you really want to you can be the one who does the witty one-liner this time. You're special, dude, and I want you to be happy. Xoxoxoxo

0
#1197 04-03-2013 1:09pm

southcentralts

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2012

Posts: 800

I will not be subjected to criminal abuse.

0
#1198 04-03-2013 4:29pm

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

Ok, so that's my my my and southcentralts banned permanently.

Teddy, would you like to do the honours of a proper witty sendoff?

0
#1199 05-03-2013 10:04pm

sNarah

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2008

Posts: 4296

Teddy says he's away for business to Thailand for a couple of weeks.

0
#1200 06-03-2013 12:38am

Sarky

Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2003

Posts: 31377

Oh.

Well, I suppose I can wait. It's not like those ladyboys will oil themselves, am I right?

0
Advertisement
#1201 06-03-2013 3:51am

Squarewave

Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2010

Posts: 1032

I have seen many ladyboys oil themselves, they are very capable of it Sarky.
VERY CAPABLE.

0