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The Cabin in the Woods *Spoilers from post 180*

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭Warper


    I thought this was absolute garbage. The first film in a while i contemplated walking out after about 60 mins. Who is this geared at - 12 year olds? The humour is so childish, you would want to be braindead to find it funny. Not funny, not scary, avoid.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 11,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    Warper wrote: »
    I thought this was absolute garbage. The first film in a while i contemplated walking out after about 60 mins. Who is this geared at - 12 year olds? The humour is so childish, you would want to be braindead to find it funny. Not funny, not scary, avoid.

    No husband bulge for you so, I take it...

    I reject your assertion that you'd need to be braindead to enjoy it. No need to insult other people for enjoying something you thought was lacking. (Though I have to say, if you thought the humour was childish and didn't think about walking out until an hour in despite the film quite clearly staking out its territory in the opening 20 minutes or so, I'm not sure that's the film's fault....)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,593 ✭✭✭PWEI


    Wanted to go watch this in Movies @ Swords but it's not showing there.
    Yet it's showing in the other Movies @ cinema in Dundrum. Strange! :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭tomissex


    PWEI wrote: »
    Wanted to go watch this in Movies @ Swords but it's not showing there.
    Yet it's showing in the other Movies @ cinema in Dundrum. Strange! :confused:

    Weird! I saw it both times in Swords! Wonder why they're not showing it anymore...


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 29,713 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Warper wrote: »
    I thought this was absolute garbage. The first film in a while i contemplated walking out after about 60 mins. Who is this geared at - 12 year olds? The humour is so childish, you would want to be braindead to find it funny. Not funny, not scary, avoid.

    Way too much of this type of post around these parts recently. There are better ways to critique and discuss a film than blindly insulting everyone you disagree with.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭Skinfull


    Saw it last night in Cineworld for the 2nd time and it totally holds up. Actually found it just as good and some of the off hand conversation pieces, that are in the background on first viewing make so much more sense and are clever and hilarious in some cases!

    Its not scary but there are some tense scenes. Its really funny and clever and has some fantastic shots. i.e. when the red phone rings during the party, love the shot of both of them looking at each other then to the phone.

    A friend pointed out the harbinger of doom being there to warn the kids not to go to the cabin, but also the fact that he calls the control room, as if warning them of impending doom! :D

    Great movie, I look forward to the DVD with commentary from Whedon and Goddard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    tomissex wrote: »
    Weird! I saw it both times in Swords! Wonder why they're not showing it anymore...

    The Swords one is a bit smaller IIRC so less seats to distribute between movies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Saw it last night, I loved it! It was a great twist on a teen slasher film, the plot was so unexpected as I hadn't seen any long previews for it so not sure how much they gave away. But I had just expected a group of kids in a cabin get killed, it was great!

    It was so interesting, and I found it really funny too! Thought the writers were so creative with the monsters too.


  • Site Banned Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭Andy!!


    Warper wrote: »
    I thought this was absolute garbage. The first film in a while i contemplated walking out after about 60 mins. Who is this geared at - 12 year olds? The humour is so childish, you would want to be braindead to find it funny. Not funny, not scary, avoid.

    Trollers gonna troll.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭Warper


    Andy!! wrote: »
    Trollers gonna troll.

    Why, does speaking my mind equals trolling??

    I just this found this film to be one of the worst i have seen all year. Tbh the posts on this thread must be mainly from teenagers which is fair enough as that is the market this film is aimed at. The usual teeny characters -the buff, the archetypal movie version of a slack stoner who is really annoying and so far from being an actual stoner its ridiculous. Then the babes, one an airhead, the other smart and of course the black friend.

    Hey everyone is entitled to their opinion but for anyone out there that isnt into this childish type of humour, then trust me, this is bad.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 497 ✭✭jpm4


    Warper wrote: »
    Why, does speaking my mind equals trolling??

    I just this found this film to be one of the worst i have seen all year. Tbh the posts on this thread must be mainly from teenagers which is fair enough as that is the market this film is aimed at. The usual teeny characters -the buff, the archetypal movie version of a slack stoner who is really annoying and so far from being an actual stoner its ridiculous. Then the babes, one an airhead, the other smart and of course the black friend.

    Hey everyone is entitled to their opinion but for anyone out there that isnt into this childish type of humour, then trust me, this is bad.

    Oh man, you are going to get lynched here.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Warper wrote: »
    Why, does speaking my mind equals trolling??

    Speaking one's mind does not equal trolling.
    However, making a thinly veiled insult at the intelligence of everyone who has different tastes in film to you is.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 29,713 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Warper wrote: »
    Hey everyone is entitled to their opinion but for anyone out there that isnt into this childish type of humour, then trust me, this is bad.

    Indeed everyone is entitled to an opinion. You are not entitled, however, to call everyone who liked the film 'teenagers' (what an odd insult) or 'idiots'. Enough of that nonsense.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    Finally got around to seeing this last night, been meaning to for the longest time - particularly once the good reviews came flooding in; although those I know seemed to either love or hate it with equal measure.

    I'm fairly conflicted by it really: on the one hand as a lover of old-school horror films, the various winks, nods & obvious affection the script had for the genre was great to see. I spent a lot of my time trying to spot all those nods (eg, I liked the shoutout to The Thing with the shot on the monitor of an arctic base in flames). The scenes in the control room were well done & a unique idea; laughed at the merman gag(s). I tire a little of Whedon's joe-everyman dialogue, but in general it made the people seem relateable anyway.

    On the other hand I don't think the film was quite as good, or clever, as it thought it was: The 'twist' seemed quite obvious after the first teenager's death, although I guess to be fair it never seemed to be straining to conceal the mystery; the stoner character felt like a knock-off of Scream's own 4th-wall breaking persona; and the motivations for the elaborate horror scenarios were never adequately explained. No, I don't expect to be led by the hand, but it just felt like the script-writers hadn't really thought the idea through, or at least not beyond the initial pitch.

    And I dunno why it annoys me so much, but if you're creating a complicated, hightech zoo, containing almost every nightmare imaginable & monster made flesh, why the fook would you have a big red button that purges the cages & releases them all into a staff hallway? To quote the stoner, that makes what kind off sense? Maybe I just wasn't thinking meta enough, but that just struck me as dumb.

    Still a good movie, just not that good. I enjoyed it, but


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,434 ✭✭✭Lamper.sffc


    pixelburp wrote: »
    Finally got around to seeing this last night, been meaning to for the longest time - particularly once the good reviews came flooding in; although those I know seemed to either love or hate it with equal measure.

    I'm fairly conflicted by it really: on the one hand as a lover of old-school horror films, the various winks, nods & obvious affection the script had for the genre was great to see. I spent a lot of my time trying to spot all those nods (eg, I liked the shoutout to The Thing with the shot on the monitor of an arctic base in flames). The scenes in the control room were well done & a unique idea; laughed at the merman gag(s). I tire a little of Whedon's joe-everyman dialogue, but in general it made the people seem relateable anyway.

    On the other hand I don't think the film was quite as good, or clever, as it thought it was: The 'twist' seemed quite obvious after the first teenager's death, although I guess to be fair it never seemed to be straining to conceal the mystery; the stoner character felt like a knock-off of Scream's own 4th-wall breaking persona; and the motivations for the elaborate horror scenarios were never adequately explained. No, I don't expect to be led by the hand, but it just felt like the script-writers hadn't really thought the idea through, or at least not beyond the initial pitch.

    And I dunno why it annoys me so much, but if you're creating a complicated, hightech zoo, containing almost every nightmare imaginable & monster made flesh, why the fook would you have a big red button that purges the cages & releases them all into a staff hallway? To quote the stoner, that makes what kind off sense? Maybe I just wasn't thinking meta enough, but that just struck me as dumb.

    Still a good movie, just not that good. I enjoyed it, but

    Im guessing the big red button thingy is just another part of the overall p1sstake


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    Im guessing the big red button thingy is just another part of the overall p1sstake
    Well like I said, maybe I wasn't thinking meta enough, but I'm struggling to see how it was also an element that lampooned the genre. It just actually seemed like dumb writing, as opposed to another nod towards a convention of some kind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭Skinfull


    pixelburp wrote: »
    ...On the other hand I don't think the film was quite as good, or clever, as it thought it was: The 'twist' seemed quite obvious after the first teenager's death, although I guess to be fair it never seemed to be straining to conceal the mystery; ...

    There was no twist. It was quite clearly telegraphed what was going on here from the get go though some of it only making sense in hindsight. But Still there was no, guessing where this is going, it was just a joyous journey. Virginal death, optional. :cool:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    Skinfull wrote: »
    There was no twist. It was quite clearly telegraphed what was going on here from the get go though some of it only making sense in hindsight. But Still there was no, guessing where this is going, it was just a joyous journey. Virginal death, optional. :cool:
    Well a twist in the sense that we didn't initially know why the teens were being bumped off. And a twist also in the sense that there was a fairly-legitimate reason for all the bloodshed. As soon as I saw the first lever pulled and the blood pouring into the stonework I twigged it was part of some blood-sacrafice-for-gods dealy. Not trying to be 'that guy' who pretends to have guessed all the unknowns btw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,383 ✭✭✭S.M.B.


    Well why else would they be pulling a lever that lets blood pour into some stone work? The whole sacrificial theme had been clearly hinted at in the opening credits and the painting scene.

    There was no big twist, no big reveal. Just well paced story telling imo.

    I do think your "red button" complaint is a valid one but it didn't irritate me in the slightest.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 29,713 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    I was very fond of the pace they made the main story revelations at. In fact it may have been my single favourite thing about the film. Even the first lever is a good forty, forty-five minutes in and even then the full details are only slowly leaked out. Thought Godard and Whedon showed a real mastery of pacing throughout the film.

    I'd compare it to something like The Chaser or I Saw the Devil: films that take a while to reveal their true intentions (or twist, if you'd prefer), but then play with expectations and explore the implications of said reveal in some detail. I actually much prefer that sort of storytelling than the Shyamalan style final minutes reveal.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 11,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    pixelburp wrote: »
    Well a twist in the sense that we didn't initially know why the teens were being bumped off. And a twist also in the sense that there was a fairly-legitimate reason for all the bloodshed. As soon as I saw the first lever pulled and the blood pouring into the stonework I twigged it was part of some blood-sacrafice-for-gods dealy. Not trying to be 'that guy' who pretends to have guessed all the unknowns btw

    They hint at the blood sacrifice element pretty strongly in the opening credits, which ended with stereotypical slasher scream-queen shriek.

    The red button was a bit daft, but no more so than the entire elaborate setup with the dozens/hundreds of monsters all kept in reserve.


  • Registered Users Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Greyjoy


    pixelburp wrote: »
    And I dunno why it annoys me so much, but if you're creating a complicated, hightech zoo, containing almost every nightmare imaginable & monster made flesh, why the fook would you have a big red button that purges the cages & releases them all into a staff hallway? To quote the stoner, that makes what kind off sense? Maybe I just wasn't thinking meta enough, but that just struck me as dumb.

    I enjoyed the film but that button nonsense annoyed me too. By rights something that dangerous should have been in the control room with the two technicians. It felt like the writers needed an "escape hatch" to save Dana & Marty from the guards so they just skipped to the end and released the monsters. It would have made more sense to have the guards haul the two survivors to the control room where the techs give them some info on the true purpose of the bunker. During that scene either Dana or Marty spot the big red button on a control panel and hit it in order to provide a distraction for their escape.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,383 ✭✭✭S.M.B.


    You could argue that the area by the elevators was more secure than anywhere else within the building apart from the one big oversight of the possibility of intruders accessing the area via the elevators themselves.

    More low level personnel would have access to the control room than the basement levels of the compound.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭stealinhorses


    Saw this today, really good flick, wasn't expecting it to be quite as entertaining. I'm not big into the horror genre so I might not have caught some of the references, but it doesn't take a genius to appreciate the general idea and the execution. Absolutely loved the opening scene with the control room workers, it set the tone fantastically for the next hour and a half.
    The film was scary when it needed to be, but luckily for me this was interwoven with humour/cutting back to the control room nearly all the time, so I wasn't panicking, as I get scared easily enough ;P.
    The acting was on a reasonable level, especially liked the lead female character. The last act was insanely enjoyable and the whole film was paced perfectly.
    Favourite moment:
    Hemsworth's death - hilarious, wasn't expecting it at all

    Taking a page out of Scream's book, sure, and perhaps not as slick, but still very fresh. Someone already mentioned this above in the thread, but it felt like I Saw the Devil at times, with the excessive blood and the tension created throughout. Definitely worth a watch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 345 ✭✭spankmaster2000


    I haven't read through any of the above thread, so I'm not sure what you guys thought of it; but I saw this on Saturday and really liked it!

    Starting with the needlessly "shock" title card, to the fresh twist on overly cliche'd characters, to the unexpectedly humourous turns; I really enjoyed the winking nods to various horror tropes; while remaining one step above a parody. Almost like a critical view on existing conventions.

    (Was it just me, or was the stoner character essentially just Shaggy from Scooby Doo? Heck, their campervan may as well have said "Mystery Machine" on the side!)

    As with the above poster, I'm not a fan of horror films at all; and the last one I saw before this was "The Devil Inside" which was utter tripe! So this was a breath of fresh air. Maybe it was aimed more towards me, than die-hard horror fans, and that's the intention?

    I mentioned in the Avengers thread that I wasn't the biggest fan of Joss Whedon, but after seeing this, I've had to eat my words.


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  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,394 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    Favourite moment:
    Hemsworth's death - hilarious, wasn't expecting it at all

    Should have been pretty obvious what was about to happen to him if you were paying attention at the start :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭Skinfull


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    Should have been pretty obvious what was about to happen to him if you were paying attention at the start :P

    I was paying attention but still when he hit the wall it totally shocked me! I had completely forgotten about the wall and was so wrapped up in the moment. I was willing him to make it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭stealinhorses


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    Should have been pretty obvious what was about to happen to him if you were paying attention at the start :P

    I obviously saw
    the bird flying into the barrier at the start
    but I didn't realise it was right in that spot when he was making the jump.

    Good on the filmmakers to distract me and for that to happen :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,279 ✭✭✭Mike Litoris


    Cabin in the woods. 1st half - wow, someones actually made a decent hollywood horror. 2nd half - knew it wouldn't last. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭Kinski


    Border-Rat wrote: »
    I watched this and The Avengers pretty close together. I noticed a few things. Firstly, this movie gets torn apart for being too gratuitous, having no plot, bad acting and no character development. Then you have The Avengers - and its just an example. There's a movie with no story, wooden acting, no character development and a complete overkill of chaotic CGI. I'm not sure how anyone can argue otherwise. In the first ten minutes of The Avengers, a reference is made to Loki invading Earth - who by the way, you know nothing about if you haven't seen 'Thor'. For the next 110 minutes, there is no plot - only a chain-reaction of CGI-ridden battles. They finally pick up on the 'story' again in the last 15 minutes - with an eye-melting barrage of CGI crap.

    I wondered how such a vacuous film could be so well received.

    Haven't seen Avengers, but the involvement of Joss Whedon probably helped skew its critical reception. I know this will undoubtedly irritate some people, but I've not seen anything by him that was better than mediocre (Serenity), plenty that was rubbish (Cabin In the Woods), and some stuff that was just so embarrassingly bad I practically had to watch through my fingers (Buffy...yes, the TV show, not the all-but-forgotten feature film). Yet every single one of those things can be called "critically-acclaimed."

    On the other hand, everyone just expects a film like The Expendables to be crap.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    Cabin in the woods. 1st half - wow, someones actually made a decent hollywood horror. 2nd half - knew it wouldn't last. :p

    I watched it last night, I thought it was great.

    However, I did have quite a few beers before and during so my judgement may be suspect.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Border-Rat


    Kinski wrote: »
    Haven't seen Avengers, but the involvement of Joss Whedon probably helped skew its critical reception. I know this will undoubtedly irritate some people, but I've not seen anything by him that was better than mediocre (Serenity), plenty that was rubbish (Cabin In the Woods), and some stuff that was just so embarrassingly bad I practically had to watch through my fingers (Buffy...yes, the TV show, not the all-but-forgotten feature film). Yet every single one of those things can be called "critically-acclaimed."

    On the other hand, everyone just expects a film like The Expendables to be crap.

    The Cabin in the Woods and The Avengers were pretty badly written. Stoner character? In 2012? If didn't like those noisy, vacuous transformer movies then I'd advise you to avoid The Avengers at all costs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 805 ✭✭✭mrmorgan


    I finally watched cabin in the woods after people talking about it here.

    Started off actually really well then it lost all credibility towards the end.

    Overall dissappointing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,791 ✭✭✭Raoul


    mrmorgan wrote: »
    I finally watched cabin in the woods after people talking about it here.

    Started off actually really well then it lost all credibility towards the end.

    Overall dissappointing

    I saw the first 1 hour and 20 of this. Then the fire alarm went off. I got my money back thanks Christ, thought it was awful. The stoner guy was about the only redeeming character. Haven't even bothered to attempt to watch the ending though I have read what happens.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Border-Rat wrote: »
    The Cabin in the Woods and The Avengers were pretty badly written. Stoner character? In 2012? If didn't like those noisy, vacuous transformer movies then I'd advise you to avoid The Avengers at all costs.

    you didnt really get what The Cabin In The Woods was trying to do did you? I also had a jock, a slut, a virgin and a token black guy. That was the point.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 805 ✭✭✭mrmorgan


    Raoul wrote: »
    mrmorgan wrote: »
    I finally watched cabin in the woods after people talking about it here.

    Started off actually really well then it lost all credibility towards the end.

    Overall dissappointing

    I saw the first 1 hour and 20 of this. Then the fire alarm went off. I got my money back thanks Christ, thought it was awful. The stoner guy was about the only redeeming character. Haven't even bothered to attempt to watch the ending though I have read what happens.

    You're lucky as the ending is truely awful!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Ape X


    You're all wrong! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,028 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    I thought it was good in cinemas..

    .. but re-watched it last weekend, and thought it was even better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭Kinski


    krudler wrote: »
    you didnt really get what The Cabin In The Woods was trying to do did you? I also had a jock, a slut, a virgin and a token black guy. That was the point.

    Which are such hackneyed cliches that they'd been pastiched relentlessly in horror movies already. And then Joss Whedon does it and suddenly it's "cleverly subverting the genre."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    Kinski wrote: »
    Which are such hackneyed cliches that they'd been pastiched relentlessly in horror movies already. And then Joss Whedon does it and suddenly it's "cleverly subverting the genre."

    It is subverting it, as it actually gives a reason as to WHY they have to be there


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 29,713 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Kinski wrote: »
    Which are such hackneyed cliches that they'd been pastiched relentlessly in horror movies already. And then Joss Whedon does it and suddenly it's "cleverly subverting the genre."

    I have to politely but vehemently disagree with you there. The difference between Cabin in the Woods and other satires are that Cabin actively critiques, acknowledges, dismantles and embraces its chosen subject. It's all well and good for something like Scary Movie to say "Look! Nerd character! LOL!" and then have nothing interesting to say about it. Cabin in the Woods points it out, and then digs into the nitty gritty of why horror cinema is this way in a playful, humorous manner. On the surface, it's an absurd, exaggerated farce that's thoroughly enjoyable with an endearingly offbeat lore. Underneath is where the real meat lies though.

    Goddard and Whedon aren't content to just lightly mock convention - they dive deep, and ask the audience to reflect on what exactly it is that drives this lust for blood and predictability that is undeniably present in mainstream horror cinema. It reflects on how the filmmakers are restricted in their capability to subvert and break the rules due to a demanding viewership and ironically restrictive budget. It holds a mirror up to cinematic convention: it mocks, it critiques, it - yup - subverts. All this underneath a surface layer that's a fun, silly monster movie. Not bad.

    Yes, horror movies have been satirised to good effect in the past: Scream (as opposed to its increasingly hypocritical sequels) most notably. But the Cabin in the Woods show such an enthusiasm for the genre, but also a keenness to strip it down and show it up for the dinosaur it is, that it's almost incomparable to any other parodies I can think off. Herzog's Bad Lieutenant - that surreal, giddy dismantling of the police procedural thriller - is possibly the only recent example that deserves equal acclaim. I'm sure there's more, but I am temporarily drawing a blank.

    So yes: Cabin of the Woods treads familiar ground. But it does so with verve and a unique, clever perspective. It's not just because Joss Whedon was involved (and, for the record, while I consider myself a Fan of Joss I was very much disappointed by The Avengers). It's because it's a terrific satire in a cinematic environment when parody is rarely anything other than surface deep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭Kinski


    I have to politely but vehemently disagree with you there. The difference between Cabin in the Woods and other satires are that Cabin actively critiques, acknowledges, dismantles and embraces its chosen subject. It's all well and good for something like Scary Movie to say "Look! Nerd character! LOL!" and then have nothing interesting to say about it. Cabin in the Woods points it out, and then digs into the nitty gritty of why horror cinema is this way in a playful, humorous manner. On the surface, it's an absurd, exaggerated farce that's thoroughly enjoyable with an endearingly offbeat lore. Underneath is where the real meat lies though.

    Mainstream movies which riff on horror conventions - such as Scream and Scary Movie - were not what I had in mind when I suggested that Cabin In the Woods was merely covering old ground. I was thinking of more "meat-and-potatoes" horror films, like, for example, the Living Dead franchise, which went from the sombre, eerie tone of the original through to much more playful, self-consciously "genre" movies like Return and Army of Darkness. Cabin In the Woods was "satirising" a genre which had already been satirising itself to death (if you'll excuse the pun) for thirty years or more.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Watched Cabin in the Woods last night and found it absolutely wonderful. There are some strong comparisons with the wonderful and criminally underlooked Tucker and Dale vs Evil, where they give you a common horror cliche and have fun with it. I thought it was absolutely brilliant with some excellent ideas - would be interested to see Whedon do a proper horror!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,028 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    would be interested to see Whedon do a proper horror!
    Let's all forget 'Alien: Resurrection'! :D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 29,713 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Kinski wrote: »
    Mainstream movies which riff on horror conventions - such as Scream and Scary Movie - were not what I had in mind when I suggested that Cabin In the Woods was merely covering old ground. I was thinking of more "meat-and-potatoes" horror films, like, for example, the Living Dead franchise, which went from the sombre, eerie tone of the original through to much more playful, self-consciously "genre" movies like Return and Army of Darkness. Cabin In the Woods was "satirising" a genre which had already been satirising itself to death (if you'll excuse the pun) for thirty years or more.

    But isn't it wonderful that someone was still able to find satirical life on a well-worn topic? To me there's few cinematic pleasures like the discovery of a selfconciously 'genre' pic that actually has a new twist on overfamiliar tropes. I'm as big an Evil Dead fan as the next guy, but Army of Darkness, despite being very amusing, doesn't really have any depth to it. It's funny, surreal and entertaining, yes, but CitW has that plus bite. Evil Dead 2 is a good comparison, as are the more ambitious 'dead' films (oh, Romero, what happened to thou? :(). I'd have few hesitations putting CitW up there with that fine company - although admittedly I need another viewing to really, definitively state that. First time around was thrilling though.

    Oh, and there was one other recent film that matches Cabin in the Woods for satirical force: Super. The comedy superhero film is even more overdone than the comedy horror film, and while Super is overall rougher around the edges than CitW (and equally divisive reaction), it has an equal boldness and provocative street. Both films question our role in the portrayal of screen violence and convention - and, in mainstream cinema, such provocations are distressingly rare and only to be encouraged. Michael Haneke they ain't, but it's still nice to see a mass market film with an edge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,068 ✭✭✭Tipsy McSwagger


    I thought the last half hour was the best third of the movie. The only bit I had an issue with was the stoner dude somehow surviving being dragged away to his death.


  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,394 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    I thought the last half hour was the best third of the movie. The only bit I had an issue with was the stoner dude somehow surviving being dragged away to his death.

    I thought they showed exactly how he managed to survive through a flashback? Been a while since I watched but nearly sure they did.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    I thought they showed exactly how he managed to survive through a flashback? Been a while since I watched but nearly sure they did.
    I think he hacked the zombie with a trowel, but the bigger problem I had with that whole 'twist' was how his survival wasn't noticed by the Control Room; it was established quite clearly that they had heart-rate & vital-signs monitors on the victims - everything was being watched - so how did they not notice the Stoner wasn't actually killed off? Or that he was freely wandering around the gameworld at that.

    Maybe I missed something obvious myself, but that sort of glaring mistake in the writing made me think that perhaps the movie wasn't as clever or deep as people thought it was - that any perceived depth was merely accidental


  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,394 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    pixelburp wrote: »
    I think he hacked the zombie with a trowel, but the bigger problem I had with that whole 'twist' was how his survival wasn't noticed by the Control Room; it was established quite clearly that they had heart-rate & vital-signs monitors on the victims - everything was being watched - so how did they not notice the Stoner wasn't actually killed off? Or that he was freely wandering around the gameworld at that.

    Maybe I missed something obvious myself, but that sort of glaring mistake in the writing made me think that perhaps the movie wasn't as clever or deep as people thought it was - that any perceived depth was merely accidental

    I need to watch it again but I don't remember having a problem with it at the time. I thought he got around the monitoring system somehow. Saying the cleverness/depth was accidental is a bit much though imo.

    I do remember there being something suspicious about the pot they gave him, it seemed like there was someone on the inside trying to help the victims, seemed like that was never fully resolved.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    I need to watch it again but I don't remember having a problem with it at the time. I thought he got around the monitoring system somehow. Saying the cleverness/depth was accidental is a bit much though imo.

    I do remember there being something suspicious about the pot they gave him, it seemed like there was someone on the inside trying to help the victims, seemed like that was never fully resolved.

    Like yourself I'm working from memory, but I don't think he did have a system. He disappeared off, having apparently been killed, then popped up to rescue Hotty mcRedhead when she was being attacked by the lakeside (after the RV crash). The stoner had discovered a computer panel in the zombie's grave in the interim, but other than that I recall no mention of how he avoided detection; or how the Control Room managed to not see his pulse still going strong.


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