A 24 story, continue it on...

Kojak · 18-03-2007 11:56pm

and his trusted side-kick, Mr Bean.

Jesus Wept · 19-03-2007 12:06am

Kojak wrote:

and his trusted side-kick, Mr Bean.

dude thats trippy, i had wrtten mr bean but changed to be 'Mr Jeremy Beadle'
as I think when i saw the thread it said '3 word story'

anyhow, continued...

..and his teddybear

Kojak · 19-03-2007 1:19pm

All these events left Wayne Palmer in a difficult position...

Tar.Aldarion · 19-03-2007 4:46pm

known as the crab...

Jesus Wept · 21-03-2007 9:25am

Wayne drops dead from..

Haven't a Clue · 21-03-2007 10:05am

..Mandy shaking his hand too. Then Mandy...

Jesus Wept · 21-03-2007 10:50am

asks, who am I? ....

Tar.Aldarion · 21-03-2007 2:58pm

Mandy...the ghost echoes...

kaimera · 21-03-2007 3:55pm

as Morris watches with a naggin in his hand..

Kojak · 21-03-2007 4:05pm

Can I have some??? says Chloe

kaimera · 21-03-2007 4:19pm

referring to his huge

Haven't a Clue · 21-03-2007 6:07pm

...head. To which he replied, rather confused, "why would you want a piece of my head?" Chloe then replied...

whosedaddy? · 21-03-2007 10:24pm

"Not your head, your headset. I must patch Jack through to ..."

Kojak · 21-03-2007 10:26pm

Charlie Logan. It seems he has got a bet for the 4.15 at Lepordstown"

kaimera · 22-03-2007 12:06am

Which was strange as Irish racing was cancelled due to...

Necronomicon · 22-03-2007 1:12pm

The outbreak of...

Elmo · 22-03-2007 1:18pm

Foot and Mouth.

"The Irish Authorities need Jack, so give me your headset...."

"Damn it! Chleo, what are you doing?"

Chleo pulls a face "Sorry, jack. I have those... "

Kojak · 22-03-2007 1:35pm

curtains you were looking for."

Jack immeaditly shouts.......

Tar.Aldarion · 22-03-2007 3:07pm

Sweeeeeet hearrrt...

whosedaddy? · 22-03-2007 3:56pm

As he spots Graham Norton in the crowd playing with his ....

kaimera · 22-03-2007 5:00pm

TMNT action figures...

mickith · 22-03-2007 5:10pm

which came with full accesories, he then suddenly......

Jesus Wept · 22-03-2007 5:13pm

died

Haven't a Clue · 22-03-2007 5:47pm

And the world rejoiced. Meanwhile, Jack was tracking down the son of the most glamourous female cat about.

"Son of a bitch", he said as he identified him...

Declan A Walsh · 22-03-2007 8:46pm

...it's Bill Buchanan.
Jack: how could you be the son of that attractive woman? You're older then her.

Bill: No. I am actually 10 years younger that I look and my Mom is 15 years older than she looks. We both got plastic surgery performed on us because we are on a Witness Protection Program after witnessing a gangland murder in L.A.

Jack: That's you're mother? I could have sworn she was your sister last night.

Bill: Sorry?

Jack: Oh...em... the clock is ticking. Its a race against time to stop that bag....

Chillwithcian · 22-03-2007 10:15pm

Jack really needs a beer and a good woman, as he hung up the phone he saw lymydia, the nanny of kim, staring up at him with a cool, clean, crisp, budwiser. ''Come hear jack, come hear, mmmmmm, i can help it all go away'' ....... Jack feels a bo**r coming on, but has to save the world so he replys in his silky, smooth voice tat could kill any woman......:cool:

Haven't a Clue · 22-03-2007 10:21pm

"HOLY SWEET JESUS! THAT BOLLIX TONY'S CALLING ME AGAIN! I'll have to take this love..."

So, Jack takes Tony's call, vents his frustration that he was in line for some nanny-ridin, then hears the shocking news that...

Kojak · 22-03-2007 10:28pm

Edgar lost some weight :eek: :eek:

Jesus Wept · 22-03-2007 10:33pm

Jack laughs to himself as he realises Lymydia rhymes with chlamydia, he then frowns hopeing she doesn't have it. He doesn't have time to go to a Doctor with an STD, 'DAMMIT!' Jack shouts.

Sparky · 22-03-2007 10:38pm

More juice please

Kojak · 22-03-2007 11:32pm

Then the doctor discovers that there is no juice left.

He approaches jack....

Sparky · 22-03-2007 11:34pm

Who seemingly never runs out of it until..

Declan A Walsh · 23-03-2007 8:14pm

Jack discovers his car has run out of juice. As he stops at the filling station, he notices Chloe is running towards him.

Jack: wants wrong Chloe?

Chloe: The President has been badly injured in an assassination attempt. The White House has asked C.T.U. to pretend that Wayne Palmer is dead.

Jack : Sorry Chloe. <Jack answers his mobile.>
Mike? Mike Nolan - David Palmer's former adviser? Why are you ringing me?

Mike: I haven't got time to explain but you need to put your hand on Chloe's blouse...

kaimera · 23-03-2007 8:21pm

to which Jack replied "There's NO TIME"...

whosedaddy? · 23-03-2007 8:55pm

when he spotted the two red lights blinking underneath Cloe's blouse.

After jumping through the window into the petrol station, he calms the chinese guy hiding behind the check out..
"Don't worry, we'll get though this together!"

Only to pull out his...

Haven't a Clue · 23-03-2007 9:14pm

...plane tickets to China.

"Trust me, it's better than getting a boat over", said Jack.

Jack then requested something off the Chinese man to deal with the Chloe situation...

Jesus Wept · 23-03-2007 9:21pm

a 3-in-1 (rice, chips, curry sauce)

whosedaddy? · 23-03-2007 9:40pm

[Tick,tock,tick,tock The following takes place between 17:00 and 18:00]

Jack races through the m50 roadworks to Dublin airport

[Tick,tock,tick,tock The following takes place between 18:00 and 19:00 ]

and is trying to enter his Aerlingus booking reference into the fast pass machine.

Loosing his patience he tries ringing CTU to ask Tony to ....

Jesus Wept · 23-03-2007 9:57pm

..request a schematics for the Aerlingus fast pass machine or have chloe hack it

Kojak · 23-03-2007 10:52pm

but Michael O'Leary then kidnaps jack and forces him to become a steward on the 18.30 Dublin to Paris.

Jesus Wept · 23-03-2007 10:55pm

'MERDE!!!' jack shouts

Sparky · 23-03-2007 11:10pm

While canal+ beeps it

Jesus Wept · 24-03-2007 1:14am

'Sacré bleu!' exclaims Jack

whosedaddy? · 24-03-2007 11:13pm

As he got head butted by Zidane who thought Jack had insulted his sister while serving them gourmet Ryanair sambos.

Suddenly the plane starts to...

Kojak · 25-03-2007 12:07am

fart and make noises that planes don't normally make.

Jack suddenly realises what is going on

*cue ticking clock* tick, tick, tick.

Meanwhile Buchanan is shouting at Chloe....

kaimera · 25-03-2007 1:19am

because they suddenly lost the satellite coverage of the plane and...

whosedaddy? · 25-03-2007 1:46am

they discovered another mole at CTU digging its way through the office floor wearing a petzel.

"It's Nina" shouts Morris, takes another big swig from the bottle and...

Jesus Wept · 25-03-2007 1:48am

...kicks her up the arse, but..

Kojak · 25-03-2007 12:00pm

for some unknown reason Wayne Palmer shows up.

He approaches Chloe with a proposition......

Mossy Monk · 25-03-2007 12:12pm

but to hear it Chloe needed to answer correctly, Daddy or Chips.

A 24 story, continue it on...

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