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Stranger: did you see my mom
Stranger: i cant find my mom anywhere
You: I would joke but she is probably dead
Stranger: Oh
You: Want a hug
Stranger: Are you a pedo?
You: No
Stranger: my mom say
Stranger: to me NEVER
Stranger: talk with strangers
You: She also had a speech impediment
Stranger: if you arent can you help me?
Stranger: ronaldo brilha mto no curitchaaaaaaaaa
You: Ronaldo is over-rated
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Stranger: 안녕
You: What the hell was that?
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Stranger: Hi.
You: hey
Stranger: Do you care if I jack off?
You: no.... go on.... need a hand?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Are you a guy or girl?
You: girl
Stranger: Nice.
Stranger: Wanna see my cock?
You: il imagine it
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=snotpz&s=3
You: haha.... tinypic..... sounds about right
Stranger: Go to that link.
You: no..... i'm lesbian.... it'l burn my eyes!!
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You: fire or water
Stranger: hi
Stranger: twilight
You: FAIL
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Stranger: hi
You: you like dinosaurs?
Stranger: from
You: BLASTOFF!!!
You: eeeerrummm POW
You: i like dinosaurs....
You: you wana be my friend?
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Stranger: heey
Stranger: from ?
You: hey#
You: n.irland
You: you?
Stranger: Brazil
You: m/f
Stranger: f
Stranger: u ?
You: m
Stranger: age ?
You: do you all have brazilians down there
You: lol
You: 26
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Stranger: Ever wonder if the red lego blocks are different tasting to the blue one's?
You: hello
You: asl
You: need sex
You: lol
Stranger: We are both males, I guarantee it.
You: ugh
Stranger: it's the internet dude ..
You: you're 98% right
Stranger: Ahh, you're mexican?
You: no im from peru
You: i like lima beans
Stranger: Explains the 2% defficiency
You: so,crazy weather lately yeah!?
Stranger: Yeah, you hear about barrack obama?
Stranger: turn's out ... he's black ..
You: and part irish
You: wtf
Stranger: So it is written ..
Stranger: Can you leave the convo so i can summarise this and then post it on /b/ now?
You: no
You: i am a cyborg
Stranger: Kind've harsh, isn't it melvin?
Stranger: I wanna watch tremors the series now .. Thank god for torrenting yaaay
You: manufacteured to create the most brillant conversation ever
You: tremors?
You: the series?
Stranger: Yeah man
Stranger: Yeah
You: like the film?
You: ish
Stranger: The film is epic
You: yes
You: I was scared ****less by it as a child
Stranger: Not many people think so, but it's just awesome
Stranger: Same haha
You: the dead man under the hat
Stranger: Didn't properly get over the fear till I was 12, true story
You: ****ed up
Stranger: I would sketch out sometimes when drunk too and think ****KKK
Stranger: I was 6 when tremors came out, I watched it ...
Stranger: ****ed me up mannn
You: same as,erm,i think!?
You: lol
You: i cant even do to the shop now
You: im a total recluse in my attic because of that film!
You: *may not be true
Stranger: Maybe, it's fate that we met?
Stranger: Maybe ... We should have sex and spawn a love child that which will enclose the fate of the world in 2012 and take place as the new leader of hell.
Stranger: and call him "Old fred"
You: i like call me
You: just shout out your window
You: 'I LOVE CHILD PORN'
Stranger: Ok, brb one second
You: then i'll know where you live lol
You: no,wait!
You: i was joking!
Stranger: wait ... I actually did shout it ...
Stranger: It's 4:50 am .. Like i give a damn
You: oh ****
You: where in the same time zone
You: so you're either from the uk ireland or portugal
You: lmao
Stranger: Wales.
You: very good
You: im from ireland
Stranger: south wales, bridgend, 1 llantwit way, cf36 4de - my full name is Thomas john.
You: lmao
Stranger: Now, May i have your bank account details and sort code?
You: ...............is this george akidutigwengo?
Stranger: HOLY SHEEET *legs it*
Stranger: brb man, going for a piss
You: i can read minds
Stranger: now what am i thinking?!
You: you're thinking,I wonder if there is anything we can relate to given our close proximity of counties that we live in
Stranger: Actually I was thinking of doing an all nighter and going to get a cuppa tea ...
You: **** it,close enuf!?
You: lol
You: all nighters are very bad for you're health
Stranger: I've done 4 in the past week.
Stranger: I don't like sleep ..
You: sleep if for the weak
You: well
You: I go to bed at like 4-5 every night but sleep in till 2-3 the next day
Stranger: Sleep is for the weak so we will never sleep
You: I hate being unemployed
Stranger: No we will never rest until ****ing death
Stranger: Just fresh outta sixth form ..
Stranger: uni is approaching fast ,... =/
You: when you going? september?
You: same as
You: cant wait to get back bored ****less
Stranger: Yeah sep, what one you go too?
Stranger: and what you taking?
You: < thats the name of the college
You: its pretty hard to pronounce lol
Stranger: ahh fair enough haha
Stranger: Im taking law with politics
Stranger: in aberyswtyth
You: oh god?! law.........fook that
You: lol
Stranger: One of us has to try and legalise weed, you won't so it's up to me ...
You: ive been in prison for 13 days before
Stranger: I once raped a prison guard, with a dog.
You: yeah? and apparently its illegal to have sex with a DEAD cat
You: i say different
Stranger: WTF
You: will you change the cat sex laws in wales and I can move over?
Stranger: I call that 'friday night express' and ofcourse I will, just for you.
You: merci
You: let me know how you get on
You: visit my website and post on the forum www.irishpervshavingsexwithdeadcats.ie
You: thanks
Stranger: Will do melvin, will do
You: thanks daryll,you da man! BLACK POWER!
Stranger: CARAMEL COLOUR!
Stranger: Anyways man, it's been great talking to you .. but im gonna go have sme food :0
You: for some odd reason im trying to picture you in my head and all I can think of is gavin henson ????
You: lmao
Stranger: Haha, close enough
You: okay you;re hungry
Stranger: He's a cousin of mine.
You: i wont keep ya!
Stranger: We just call him "Stikky the retard"
You: lol
Stranger: Okies, take care and gl with life man0 -
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Stranger: hi
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OMG! IT'S PEDOBEAR! RUN, PLEASE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
HE'S RAPING ME!
Stranger: f or m?
Stranger: **** the bear
You: i'm being raped by pedobear, why do you care if i'm m or f?
You: are you a pedo too?
Stranger: no, i'm not a peido
You: but you are illiterate?
Stranger: yeah
You: well, at least you're honest. i admire that.
Stranger: engineer student, and you?
You: medical student.
Stranger: f/m?
You: PEDOBEAR IS BACK!
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Stranger: kkkkkkkkkk
You: THE PAIN!
You: I WANT TO DIE!
Stranger: you smoke mary???
You: now that would be telling
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: country?
You: ireland.
You: you?
Stranger: brasil
You: does pedobear ever visit your country?
Stranger: no
You: you're lucky.
Stranger: first time
You: very vewry lucky.
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: but, we have the violence...
You: pedobear is violent enough for us. we don't need any more...
Stranger: send it to us
Stranger: what is your age?
You: 20. not old enough for pedobear yet.
You: you?
Stranger: 24
You: pedobear would still like to have his way with you. we shouldn't send him until we can be sure you're safe.
Stranger: then you are a girl afraid of bears?
You: everyone is afraid of pedobear! he lives all genders!
Stranger: ok, you are gay...
You: no, i'm not gay.
You: pedobear kinda is.
You: why do you think i'm gay?
Stranger: hermaphrodite?
You: no.
You: i'm just afraid of pedobear.
Stranger: because you do not reveal their gender
You: like everyone else in ireland
You: but you didn't ask for my gender!
Stranger: "You: f/m?"
You: what has that got to do with gender?! do you want to know my gender or not?
Stranger: yes
You: then why are you talking about my f/m?
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: you are funny...but is gay
You: i'm not gay. i just don't understand why you want to ask questions about my radio.
Stranger: do not worry, I have no bias
You: no biad about radios? i should hope not.
Stranger: because I wanted to know if you are woman
You: how does that link back to radios? you're confusing me.
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Stranger: how does the light shine upon thee?
Stranger: or in normal words
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You: like this
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Stranger: Answer any of the following questions! Favorite baseball team? Favorite physics joke? Favorite opera? Go!
You: Werner Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop. "Sir, do you know how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am."
Stranger: love it!
Stranger: good choice in questions, and definite 10 on the answer
You: Thank you. I aim to please!
Stranger: So how are you on this fine night (if it is night for you)?
You: It's just gone 4am for me and I'm bored as ****.
Stranger: Where are you that's it's 4? London time?
You: Right time zone. I'm actually in Ireland
You: What about yout good self?
You: *youR good self, even?
Stranger: Eastern standard in the US
Stranger: Did you just google physics jokes or did you have that one prepared?
You: Lol, no I heard it from a friend of mine before. I'm actually a Physics student!
You: Well....Physics and Maths.
Stranger: You might be my favorite person on the internet right now
Stranger: I don't study a hard science, but I love reading about it. Physics and math jokes are always fantastic
You: Many people have made that claim.
Stranger: Are you in University then?
You: Lol, yeah. Going into my 3rd year in September
You: And Physics and maths jokes are ****in' awesome!
You: Have you heard the joke about e^x?
Stranger: I have not!
Stranger: do tell!
You: e^x walks into a bar. He sits at the bar on his own and orders a drink. There are a load of other functions (sines, cosines, Gaussians etc.) sitting in a corner, talking and laughing merrily to themselves. The barman gives him his drink and says "Why are you alone? Why aren't you having fun with the other functions?"
You: e^x replies: "I tried to integrate but nothing happened."
You: BA DUM TISH!
Stranger: love the sound effects!
You: that's probably my favourite maths joke!
You: you got any good ones?
Stranger: hmm good ones
You: or bad ones that are so excruciatingly bad that they actually become awesome!
Stranger: hah! i'm glad I have that option
Stranger: let me think
You: ....and how long shall you be thinking? I have other places to go and be awesome, y'know.
Stranger: oh goodness! i must try to capture your attention as well as you had captured mine
You: Impossible, my friend but try anyway.....
Stranger: I guess one of my favorites is let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves, but I don't know how well that works for me, as I'm a girl with no interest in curves
Stranger: but feel free to use it at the bar if you're a guy. You might get lucky?
You: The version of that I'm used to is "I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves" But your one works too!
Stranger: Is it too creepy to ask what university you're in in Ireland? I think I only know a handful
You: Cork
Stranger: Though while I was living in Paris I met some dubliners who did not have as many kind words to say about the area
You: Pfft, Dubliners. They're just jealous of Cork!
Stranger: heh
You: Sorry, I gotta go. Nice talking to you though. Nice to know someone here appreciates physics and maths rather than the usual "OMG Im horny. **** me now through my magic computer!" :D
You: Bye
You: o/
Stranger: haha good luck in university!
Stranger: use nerdy pick up lines at the bars
Stranger: it'll get through to someone eventually!
You: oh i will. with shockingly low success rate.
You:
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: thats the ****
Stranger: right there nigga
Stranger: ****
You: he's called pedobear
You: google it
Stranger: nice nigga
Stranger: ****
You: I'm very white....
Stranger: yo so was up
Stranger: so im black gotto prob
You: I was just wondering why I was being refered as nigga thats all..
Stranger: oh ight i get craker
Stranger: so ill call you a craker
Stranger: better
You: oh yes, us damn whiteboys
Stranger: my grand dad was always killing whites
Stranger: but my baby girl is white i aint gonna let him kill her
You: Oh yeah I remember the annual whiteboy bashing, fun times
You: You're girlfriend?
You: Your*
Stranger: yea so im dating a white
Stranger: so
Stranger: craka u gotta prob
You: Did I say I did?
Stranger: naw i just got a bowner
Stranger: ****
You: bowner?
You: WTF?
Stranger: yea its harder than my mamas pork chops0 -
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Stranger: hey you
You: hey you too!
You: I hate U2....
Stranger: excuse me
Stranger: the band?
You: I don;t hate You Too, I don't knwo you.... Yeah, I hate U2, the band.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: do you like sex
Stranger: i see
You: er, sure, who doesnt?
Stranger: what about with em
Stranger: me?
You: Er, I dunno... I have no idea of your sex, age, physical apparence, personality.
Stranger: well want to cyber
You: what is this, yahoo chat circa 1998?
Stranger: what are you like 79
You: quick question? do you have stairs in your house?
Stranger: yes
You: hmm....
You: do you year a bra habbitually or recreationally?
Stranger: habitually
You: and does your anatomy require such?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: very much so
You: and what demographic would you fit into?
Stranger: white
You: so caucasian female... ok we have a foundation for a discussion
You: caucasian male here. north western european continental shelf.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: age?
You: 25
Stranger: 23
You: geographic proximity?
Stranger: usa
You: (no idea why im typing like that tbh)
You: so you're a 23 year old white girl from the US who is awake at 1 am trawling omegle for dudes?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what are you doign
Stranger: on omegle
Stranger: yes
You: i couldnt sleep so just decided to chat to randomers
You: im in Ireland by the way
Stranger: oh so no cybering?
Stranger: oh sweeet
You: its pretty **** really
You: im on the west coast, and its really wet and windy the last week
You: so august feels like fecking march
You: not fun
Stranger: do you want to cyber or no
Stranger: i really just want to get off
You: er, i dont know what you look like.
Stranger: it doesn't matter
You: but like, im ubber hot... i cant cyber with someone who looks like glen quagmiure...
You: we could trade pics?
Stranger: you narcisstic asshole
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KnifeWRENCH wrote: »You know, when you get past the pisstakes and the horny teens, there are actually some pretty cool people out there!
Like Phil from Connecticut, Ron from Alabama, the Portuguese med student (whose name I never found out) and this girl who appreciates physics jokes!
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Answer any of the following questions! Favorite baseball team? Favorite physics joke? Favorite opera? Go!
You: Werner Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop. "Sir, do you know how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am."
Stranger: love it!
Stranger: good choice in questions, and definite 10 on the answer
You: Thank you. I aim to please!
Stranger: So how are you on this fine night (if it is night for you)?
You: It's just gone 4am for me and I'm bored as ****.
Stranger: Where are you that's it's 4? London time?
You: Right time zone. I'm actually in Ireland
You: What about yout good self?
You: *youR good self, even?
Stranger: Eastern standard in the US
Stranger: Did you just google physics jokes or did you have that one prepared?
You: Lol, no I heard it from a friend of mine before. I'm actually a Physics student!
You: Well....Physics and Maths.
Stranger: You might be my favorite person on the internet right now
Stranger: I don't study a hard science, but I love reading about it. Physics and math jokes are always fantastic
You: Many people have made that claim.
Stranger: Are you in University then?
You: Lol, yeah. Going into my 3rd year in September
You: And Physics and maths jokes are ****in' awesome!
You: Have you heard the joke about e^x?
Stranger: I have not!
Stranger: do tell!
You: e^x walks into a bar. He sits at the bar on his own and orders a drink. There are a load of other functions (sines, cosines, Gaussians etc.) sitting in a corner, talking and laughing merrily to themselves. The barman gives him his drink and says "Why are you alone? Why aren't you having fun with the other functions?"
You: e^x replies: "I tried to integrate but nothing happened."
You: BA DUM TISH!
Stranger: love the sound effects!
You: that's probably my favourite maths joke!
You: you got any good ones?
Stranger: hmm good ones
You: or bad ones that are so excruciatingly bad that they actually become awesome!
Stranger: hah! i'm glad I have that option
Stranger: let me think
You: ....and how long shall you be thinking? I have other places to go and be awesome, y'know.
Stranger: oh goodness! i must try to capture your attention as well as you had captured mine
You: Impossible, my friend but try anyway.....
Stranger: I guess one of my favorites is let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves, but I don't know how well that works for me, as I'm a girl with no interest in curves
Stranger: but feel free to use it at the bar if you're a guy. You might get lucky?
You: The version of that I'm used to is "I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves" But your one works too!
Stranger: Is it too creepy to ask what university you're in in Ireland? I think I only know a handful
You: Cork
Stranger: Though while I was living in Paris I met some dubliners who did not have as many kind words to say about the area
You: Pfft, Dubliners. They're just jealous of Cork!
Stranger: heh
You: Sorry, I gotta go. Nice talking to you though. Nice to know someone here appreciates physics and maths rather than the usual "OMG Im horny. **** me now through my magic computer!" :D
You: Bye
You: o/
Stranger: haha good luck in university!
Stranger: use nerdy pick up lines at the bars
Stranger: it'll get through to someone eventually!
You: oh i will. with shockingly low success rate.
You:
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I just had the nicest chat with a really cool girl called Nicola from LA, she was hilarious!0 -
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Stranger: hello x
You: Hey!
Stranger: how are you ?
You: I'm not bad at all thanks, yourself?
Stranger: im okay. bored though
You: I see
You: I can tell you a joke if that'll cheer you up?
Stranger: yes please
You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there ?
You: disco
Stranger: disco who ?
You: disconnected
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Stranger: I'm insecure about the size of my penis. just lookin for an honest opinion, i have a pic.
You: that would be an ecumenical matter
Stranger: uh.
Stranger: no its not
You: are you sure?
Stranger: what does organized religion have to do with my dick?
You: eh, eh *runs*
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My first conversation on this site. Not funny, more twisted than anything else
Stranger: heyy
You: This is a strange funny wite lol, i just came across it
You: site*
Stranger: u think that ur my frnd
Stranger: joking with me
Stranger: u dnt know who i am
Stranger: crazy asshole
You: lol
You: I'm far from your friend
Stranger: ill rape u
You: You sound a bit ****d up to be honest
Stranger: i rape little girls
Stranger: ill rape u
You: Sitting here on the internet, with your twisted words. Most likely sad and alone with little to no real life past the keyboard
You: Have a good day
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey sexy
Stranger: ı am male
Stranger: you?
You: Me too duh
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Stranger: British?
You: no thank god
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You: yoir mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries
Stranger: why
You: because he does not love me like he used to
Stranger: sounds fair
You: it would be if i werent your sister
Stranger: dunno what u r talking about
You: dont you really? on another note, do you like cake?
Stranger: no
You: me neither, we should be together, we cam look past the whole sibling thing
Stranger: what do u want
You: what do you want, more to the point?
Stranger: want nth
You: oh rite.
Stranger: so what do u want
You: some prawn crackers would be nice
Stranger: cool
You: yes it is.
You: you are really boring, good bye!
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captainspeckle wrote: »Connecting to server...
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: yoir mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries
Stranger: why
You: because he does not love me like he used to
Stranger: sounds fair
You: it would be if i werent your sister
Stranger: dunno what u r talking about
You: dont you really? on another note, do you like cake?
Stranger: no
You: me neither, we should be together, we cam look past the whole sibling thing
Stranger: what do u want
You: what do you want, more to the point?
Stranger: want nth
You: oh rite.
Stranger: so what do u want
You: some prawn crackers would be nice
Stranger: cool
You: yes it is.
You: you are really boring, good bye!
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this person was no fun!:(
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You: how'ya keepin'?
Stranger: im keeping
Stranger: yourself?
You: not great.
Stranger: oh dear
Stranger: whys that?
You: My only human quality to speak of is a fondness for Celtic mysticism.
Stranger: the only?
You: You know the artistes. The likes of Enya and Clannad. You like them artistes? Course you do.
Stranger: not so much
Stranger: i think they are a little boring
You: It's the only thing that keeps me from exploding.
Stranger: thats interesting. i like movies.
You: I've gotta be a tough nut for my job. This is the only thing I can relate to.
You: I was involved in making a film recently but it never got aired.
Stranger: oh thats too bad
You: It was a documentary actually. "On the Streets with Jerry Lynch". I'm a city detective in Dublin.
Stranger: thats really interesting. so were you interviewed?
Stranger: i work in movies, i guess
You: Yeah I was followed around for a while. I was just showing what I do on a day to day basis.
Stranger: yeah, sadly documentaries arent particularly marketable
Stranger: which, working in development, im learning that marketing is kind of everything
You: This one was considered too gritty. Too coarse. I said to them take it or leave it.
Stranger: ahh
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGntt08OXzc
You: That's a clip
Stranger: im at work. unfortunately, i cant watch anything with sound
You: fair enough. Take it easy pal. Gotta go.
Stranger: goodbye
Stranger: good luck
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I can't believe it, the first person I spoke Irish with could speak it! Chances of that happening?You: Oh!! An mhaith
You: Sin aisteach, nach bhfuil?
Stranger: Cen fath a bhfuil tu ar Omegle?
Stranger: An-aisteach ar fad!
You: Chonaic mé thread ar boards.ie
Stranger: Oh shea
You: Agus tusa?
Stranger: Chuala me faoi e o mo chairde, agus de bharr sin, taim anseo
Stranger: Aon sceal?
You: ah ceart go leor.
You: Nah, níl scéal ar bith agam.. Sa leaba, fliú orm.. Táim briste
Stranger: Ah, go hufasach! Fliu na muice no cad e?
You: ah, nah - gnath-fliú
You: is docha
Stranger: Rud maith e sin
You: Bhí mé ag scríobh gach rud as bearla roimh sin
You: Agus duirt mé liom - B'fhéidir go bhfuil gaeilge le duine amháin
You: agus an chéad duine!!
Stranger: Domhain beag, nach é
You: Sin ceart
You: Cad is ainm duit ar aon nós?
Stranger: Daithi is ainm dom
Stranger: agus thu fein?
You: Seán
You: Deas buladh leat a Daithí!
You: bualadh*
Stranger: Agus and rud ceine ar ais duitse a Shean!
Stranger: Slan go foill0 -
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Stranger: Horny male here from california wants to trade pics
You: im 14.f.cali
Stranger: cool whats up
You: chillin
Stranger: im 18
Stranger: Whats your naem
Stranger: name*
You: brittany
You: you
Stranger: Adam
You: hi adam
You: where in cali??
Stranger: Los Angeles
You: what part?
Stranger: haha why somany questions
You: just being friendly
Stranger: Im from Carson
You: ah ok
You: u want my pics
Stranger: sure
Stranger: Wanna send them to my phone?
You: mk
Stranger: (edited out)
You: what will u send me in return
Stranger: some pics
You: ok
Stranger: Send me some sexy ones
You: Hi this is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?
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Stranger: wanna see my cock( only girls)
You: hey there
You: sure
Stranger: msn?
You: no, my dad won't let me have it after last time
You: he caught me camming with my ex
Stranger: pleas give msn
You: my dad won't let me have msn because he caught me naked with my ex
Stranger: skype/
Stranger: ?
You: no, i just have photos
Stranger: naked
Stranger: ?
You: yes
Stranger: send
You: I'm 15
You: where do you live?
Stranger: belgium
You: age?
Stranger: 17
You: I'm really 14
Stranger: Send photos
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Stranger: male 18 looking for horny female with msn
You: I am a priest
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Stranger: horny girl?
You: nope
Stranger: girl?
You: im a dude!
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Stranger: i have big dick
You: really i didnt know
Stranger: u can see
You: i can see it, im outside your window watching you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you cant see
You: no seriously
Stranger: i am not naked
Stranger: i am not teen
You: stop lying!
You: jesus that wasnt hard to guess!
You: whats ur name
Stranger: joe
Stranger: http://www.myspace.com/EDITEDFORLEGALREASONS
You: im chris hansen
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Stranger: oh ****, is that you josh?!
You: Yeah!
Stranger: haha what are the odds
Stranger: jess is here too
You: I know so weird, say he to jess for me
Stranger: are you coming out to the party on theusday?
Stranger: go on fcbk
You: Yeah what time
Stranger: around 9 is what we're telling ppl
You: Ok you gona bang someone?
Stranger: i was hoping you..
Stranger: didn't we agree to it?
You: yeah dude sure
Stranger: just bring some extra condoms, jess wants in too
You: **** him he's ugly
Stranger: jessica?
Stranger: lol she's ur ex!
Stranger: listen go on facebook
Stranger: we'lltalk there k
You: exactly
Stranger: luv ya hun
You: Give us a pic
Stranger: http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb234/saltnbattery1642/hot-unc-college-girl.jpg
Stranger: u forgot what i look like?
You: Nah just razzing u!
Stranger: alrighty hun
Stranger: i'll see you soon
Stranger: *muah*
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You: hi
Stranger: hi~
Stranger: are you white person?!
You: yes.
Stranger: oh
You: why?
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Stranger: nice copy and pasting
Stranger: real original
You: thanks thought you'd like it
Stranger: sarcasm, ya heard of it?
You: i pride myself on my originality
You: now where did i put that dictionary
Stranger: oh that's clever
You: like a cat
Stranger: not quite
Stranger: those things are geniuses
You: Sure are! Prefer dogs myself tho
Stranger: I hate you
You: I hate me too...... walks away with head hanging down in shame
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: what an emo!
You: hate is such a strong word
Stranger: that's why I use it
Stranger: no witty response?
You: <insert witty response>
Stranger: if only it were that simple
You: yeah! *sighs*.... check out boards.ie for more wit
Stranger: you can't get your wit from others
Stranger: it has to be natural
You: How can you obtain this natural wit you speak of
Stranger: you just have it
Stranger: or you don't
You: do i have it mr.stranger
Stranger: I don't think so, but I'm not qualified to judge
You: would you consider yourself as witty mr. stranger man
Stranger: I would, but I guess my assesment is a bit biased
You: slightly... so where ya from
Stranger: Canada
You: Nice! I once knew a girl from Canada
Stranger: "once new a girl" eh?
Stranger: wink wink
Stranger: nudgde nudge
You: well i worked with her.... (no inuendo's please)
Stranger: "worked with her" did you?
You: From Halifax
Stranger: I bet you worked on all kinds of things together
You: Yeah the coffee machine, the cash register
Stranger: kinky stuff
You: indeed... Oh i'm from Ireland btw
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: anywhay
You: whistles
Stranger: *cricket sounds*
You: taps foot on ground while looking at ground
Stranger: *looks at watch repeatedly*
You: *takes out mobile phone(cell) and presses random buttons*
Stranger: well, if we're not talking anymore, I guess I'll go
You: nice weather were havin
Stranger: boring!
Stranger: goodbye
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You: ok this has gotten old already
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 yes please anywhere
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey 17 m wants sexy girl with pics
You: ok
You: if you answer me one hot question
Stranger: anything
You: cool
You: actually two
Stranger: ok
You: (they're both related)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go ahead
You: http://www.littleblackcherry.co.uk/ekmps/shops/yasmilena/resources/image/natural%20scene%20girl.jpg
You: that's my clothed pic btw
You: ok
You: so
You: have you ever seen your mom's pussy?
You: how hairy was it?
Stranger: yes and it was nasty
Stranger: and hairy
You: hahahaha
Stranger: dont wanna think of it
You: good job
Stranger: your hot!!!!!!!!
You: i'm fapping to this btw
You: and that's not me
Stranger: why not
You: so tell me about your mother's pussy
You: what age were you at the time?
Stranger: only if you send me naked pics
You: i'm too busy fapping tbh
You: this is hot
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Just had the wierdest one yet, I think someone created a code to allow multiple users chat in Omegle, I actually thing it is genuine because the command information displays immediately, its not a copy and paste job, plus there is no "stranger is typing" displaying at the bottom as usually happens. I'm still using it, this is it so far:Connecting to server...
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Stranger: Please enter your desired username. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
You: Darwin
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.
You: Darwin
Stranger: Prove you're human by answering this question. Don't use punctuation:
Stranger: What color is the sky?
You: blue
Stranger:
Welcome to the chat!
Stranger:
NOW WITH USERNAME COMPLETION: you only need to type the first few letters of a name to kick or PM.
Stranger:
Type /help if you're confused.
You: /help
Stranger:
This is a bot that allows you to have a chat with multiple strangers (7 at max). It is not affiliated in any way with Omegle. It was just made by a nerd with no life. You can view part of the code at http://pastebin.com/f6d42bbac. It's in Python!
Stranger:
Your admin for today is: [admin]caleb. Admins cannot be kicked, and have OVER 9000 kick votes.
Stranger:
If you want to contact the creator, his email address is thehyphenator9@gmail.com
Stranger:
For a list of commands, type /commands.
Stranger:
brit has joined the chat!
Stranger: brit: hi
You: /commands
Stranger:
Commands:
Stranger:
/list - lists all usernames.
Stranger:
/info - provides info about this.
Stranger:
/name - shows your username.
Stranger:
/me - sends text in the third person, just like in IRC.
Stranger:
/kick <username> - votes for kicking someone. Once they get 3 votes, they're out.
Stranger:
/unkick <username> - does the opposite.
Stranger:
/getkick <username> - get how many kick votes someone has.
Stranger:
/msg <username> <message> - sends a private message to someone.
Stranger:
/nick <new name> - changes your name to new name.
Stranger:
brit disconnected, getting another stranger...
You: /list
Stranger:
List of all usernames:
Stranger:
[admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin
You: /name
Stranger:
Your username is: Darwin
You: /info
Stranger:
Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.
You: hello
You: /msg<caleb><hi>
Stranger:
Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.
Stranger:
JohnnyWilko1 has joined the chat!
Stranger: JohnnyWilko1: Hi
Stranger: JohnnyWilko1: IT'S OVER 9000!!!1!!!
Stranger:
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You: is this real?
You: /users
Stranger:
Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.
You: /list
Stranger:
List of all usernames:
Stranger:
[admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin
You: /kick bigsexy69
Stranger:
bigsexy69 has 1/3 kick votes.
You: /kick bigsexy69
Stranger:
You have already voted to kick bigsexy69.
You: oh
Stranger:
Jonasbrothurs has joined the chat!
You: /msg caleb Hi
Stranger:
Username not found.
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Jonas
You: /msg Jonasbrothurs Hello
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: but the fires in our heartw
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Hearts
Stranger:
hahaha has joined the chat!
Stranger: hahaha: diediediedie
Stranger: hahaha: die
Stranger:
hahaha disconnected, getting another stranger...
You: dude, I feel like I'm in the twilight zone
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Joe jonas > sex
You: wtf is this?
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Nick jonas > sex
Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Kevin jonas > life&sex
Stranger:
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Stranger:
doggy has joined the chat!
You: this is odd
You: but i like it
Stranger:
Penis has joined the chat!
You: /me hmmm
Stranger: Darwin hmmm
Stranger: Penis: So guys.
Stranger: Penis: Wanna have gay sex?
You: /info
Stranger:
Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.
You: /getkick Darwin
Stranger:
Darwin has 0/3 kick votes.
You: /list
Stranger:
List of all usernames:
Stranger:
[admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin, doggy, Penis
Stranger:
lalaland has joined the chat!
Stranger: lalaland: hi
You: hi
Stranger: Penis: Hi. Wanna have gay sex?
You: no thanks
You: /kick Penis
Stranger:
Penis has 1/3 kick votes.
Stranger: Penis: I'm going to gay rape you then.
Stranger: Penis: Bend over or I'll make you.
Stranger: lalaland: hey penis!
Stranger: lalaland: dont be so sexist!
Stranger: Penis: Hey.
Stranger: Penis: I'm not.
Stranger: lalaland: okii
Stranger: Penis: Darwin, I don't see you bending over.
You: oooh, too quick
Stranger: lalaland: you seem like a nice fella
Stranger:
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You: not real
Stranger: Penis: Guess he only likes sexists.
Stranger: Penis: What are you talking about?
You: those replies were too fast
Stranger: Penis: Which? Lalas?
You: when u replied "I'm not"
Stranger: Penis: I'm a fast typer
You: no way
You: it only just appeared
Stranger: Penis: Yep
Stranger: Penis: Sorry
Stranger: Penis: Yep
Stranger: Penis: Sorry.
You: you had like 1 second
You: impossible
Stranger: Penis: Yep. Sorry.
Stranger: Penis: Not really.
You: I'm suspicious
Stranger: Penis: That's nice, dear.
You: had me going though
You: fair play
Stranger: Penis: What does it matter if that one specific reply was fake anyway? It answered the implication.
Stranger: Penis: And the rest of this is obviously not fake
You: It is well done
You: I'll give you that
Stranger: Penis: What the hell are you talking about?
Stranger: Penis: Honestly
Stranger: Penis: Ask me a question and I'll answer it.
You: You had me going
You: seriously
Stranger: Penis: *facepalm*
Stranger: Penis: Right.
You: lol
Stranger: Penis: *sticks his cock in your ass*
You: I should have gotten suspicious when no Chinese people appeared
You: oh dear
You: I was owned
Stranger: Penis: *thrusts*
Stranger: Penis: *thrusts*
Stranger: Penis: *thrusts*
Stranger: Penis: *pulls out and ejaculates all over your ass*
You: well done
You: /list
Stranger:
List of all usernames:
Stranger:
[admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin, doggy, Penis
Stranger: Penis: Thanks.
Stranger: Penis: I know I'm a little quick, but
Stranger: Penis: I usually touch all the right spots
Stranger: Penis: Want a reach around?
You: no thanks
Stranger: Penis: *sticks his cock back in your ass*
Stranger: Penis: *massages your cock with one hand and gropes your balls with the other*
Stranger: Penis: *thrusts repeatedly*
You: what balls?
You: girls don't have balls
You: lol
Stranger: Penis: Yes they do.
You: whatever
Stranger: Penis: You've never seen yourself naked?
Stranger: Penis: Right.
Stranger: Penis: Whatever.
Stranger: Penis: I like how you didn't deny that girls have cocks though.
Stranger: Penis: So you're a tranny?
Stranger: [admin]caleb: hi
You: hi
Stranger: Penis: Howdy.
Stranger: [admin]caleb: this chat room was a bitch to set up
You: <msg>caleb hello
Stranger: Penis: I bet.
Stranger: [admin]caleb: and I stayed up all night to get it going
Stranger: Penis: [admin]caleb: just like my mom. my mom is a bitch. especially when i suck her cock.
Stranger: [admin]caleb: but fell asleep a couple hours ago
Stranger: Penis: Quotes from our private messages.
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: hello people
Stranger: Penis: No one likes Europeans.
You: I'm European
Stranger: [admin]caleb: **** that, I'm cool with Europeans
Stranger: Penis: Well then no one likes you either.
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: : )
You: actually this might be genuine
Stranger: Penis: : (
Stranger: bigsexy69: I'm european too
Stranger: bigsexy69: I'm from Poland
Stranger: Penis: Germany was here
Stranger: [admin]caleb: cool
Stranger: Penis: Poland is a ******
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: I'm from Estonia
You: IRELAND!!!
Stranger:
Penis has 9002/3 kick votes.
Stranger:
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Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: hahah
Stranger: [admin]caleb: lol
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: over nine thousand kick votes
Stranger: bigsexy69: haha
You: +1
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: ok movie started, I'll be back after some time
Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: don't kick me
Stranger: [admin]caleb: ok
You: how was this done?
Stranger:
username1 has joined the chat!
Stranger: [admin]caleb: this is a python script that I'm running on my pc
Stranger: [admin]caleb: Basically, it connects to omegle several times
Stranger: username1: ok
Stranger: [admin]caleb: So I'm individually connected to all of you
Stranger: username1: and?
Stranger: username1: what can you do?
You: oh ok
Stranger: [admin]caleb: it takes all of your text and my text and sends it to everybody
You: i see
You: you wrote the script?
Stranger: [admin]caleb: also, I did not make the script but I got it from the guy who did
You: o
Stranger: username1: ingenious
Stranger: [admin]caleb: It's pretty useful
You: why?
Stranger: username1: why?
Stranger: [admin]caleb: this chatroom has been going since some time early this morning (eastern time)
You: ok
Stranger: username1: how many people are in it?
Stranger: [admin]caleb: Just because talking to one person gets boring after a while
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Stranger: hey , can we continue connect? (keep the touch)
Stranger: no ?
You: Maybe
Stranger: ??
You: Is this where you send me your messenger link, and you're really a Russian prostitute and then you keep sending me emails telling me that I could have a bigger penis?
Stranger: Yes
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You: Hi
Stranger: damn whos a sexy bitch
You: where ya from
You: Im a sexy bithc
Stranger: good. top or bottom
You: eh
You: i think you'll find thats homo talk!
Stranger: boy or girl
You: boy
You: that matters why
Stranger: are you gay
You: no i am not, Are you?
Stranger: no im a girl, haha,
You: k
You: bit odd arent u
Stranger: do u wanna have cyber sex?
Stranger: i've been told im good
You: i just had real sex
Stranger: even better
You: with a real person
You: well i think she was real
Stranger: are you horny
You: na sleepy now
You: and hungry
You: are you
Stranger: VERY
You: Sure go pull the box outta yourself
Stranger: ..?
You: pull your box off
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Stranger: hey
You: lo
You: im hungry]
Stranger: lol
Stranger: me too
You: what ya goina hve
You: have
Stranger: nothin
Stranger: u??
You: Boiled egg and toast
Stranger: cool
You: Then cut the grass
You: wher eu at
Stranger: india
Stranger: u?
You: irekand
Stranger: irekand?
Stranger: whrs that?
You: ireland
You: beside UK
Stranger: oh ok
You: you shoudll know loads of your friends are here
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: huh?
You: yep they make crappy sambwiches and piss me off
Stranger: hahaha
You: why do you guys all smell
Stranger: :S
Stranger: u...r stupid
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You: f?
Stranger: yeh
You: can i ask you a question?
Stranger: yeh
You: do you ever stick objects up your vagina for sexual pleasure?
You:and if so, what?
Stranger: no
You: no?
Stranger: can i tell u something
Stranger: just so guys get this in to their heads
You: yes
Stranger: girls do not need to masturbate in anyway
Stranger: it hurts to stick things up there
Stranger: so why on earth
You: really?
Stranger: would they do that
Stranger: yes
You: then why do people go on about cucumbers all the time?
Stranger: that is why when ur having sex with a girl u give her pleasure then u get urs
Stranger: because they r whores
Stranger: and do it to impress guys
Stranger: girls don't need to masturbate like guys do
You: so it's not actually enjoyable?
You: wait!!!!
Stranger: no
You: are you saying straight up vaginal sex
You: isn't pleasurable for girls?
Stranger: yes i'm saying it hurts
You: wtf?
Stranger: just like anal sex does as well that hurts wayyy more though
You: then why would girls sleep around with guys then?
You: if they didn't enjoy it
Stranger: because she does it for them
Stranger: ok ok a whore does it
Stranger: cause they have no respect for themselves
Stranger: and something has happened to them
Stranger: that makes them want to get pain
Stranger: so they could either get depressed
Stranger: or be a whore
You: I don;t understand. Why would a girl have a one night stand?
Stranger: or do something else
You: i can understand if she loved a guy
Stranger: that honestly i don't know
Stranger: who understands sluts?
Stranger: i don't, i hate them
You: being a girl, i thought you'd understand them better than me
Stranger: yeh sorry
Stranger: if i was a slut
Stranger: i would tell u
Stranger: i'll tell u though
Stranger: when u get married
Stranger: and ur wife is like 35
You: i want to have sex with her every night
Stranger: and u got married when she was like 25
You: yes
Stranger: then she would enjoy sex
You: would it not still be painful?
Stranger: yep that's how it is after awhile it doesn't hurt
Stranger: no
Stranger: how do guys no know this
Stranger: not**
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: how old r u
You: honestly
You: 21
You:
Stranger: ok for own good
Stranger: when ur having sex with a girl
You: everyone says that women get as much pleasure from sex as men do
Stranger: please her first
You: some people even say they get more
Stranger: that is so so sos sosososo not true
Stranger: they r probs men who say that to make themselves feel better
Stranger: why don't u go ask ur mum
Stranger: she would tell u the same thing i am
You: ewww]
Stranger: can u go tell ur guy friend's as well i hate how they don't know this
You: why would i talk to my mum about sex?
Stranger: meh i don't know
Stranger: some guys do
Stranger: some don't
Stranger: ok anyway
Stranger: have u learnt something
You: yes
You: thank you
Stranger: pleasure
You: but i think you are a troll
Stranger: no i'm just very smart
You: when i have sex with my woman i'm just going to have sex with her
Stranger: and i'm telling u the truth
You: no messing around
Stranger: man **** u
Stranger: ur so selfish
Stranger: it's guys like u
Stranger: no wonder woman get sad
You: but i'd still love her
Stranger: ur to damn slefish
Stranger:and r run by ur dicks
You: hey c'mon
You: you don't realise all the stuff guys do for girls
Stranger: it's true
You: that they take for granted
You: sex is our reward
Stranger: scientifically there is a nerve running from ur dick to ur head so honestly all guys r dickhead
You: now i'm really thinking you are a troll
Stranger: oh please tell me what u do that is so ****ing great?
Stranger: u chat up a girl just to **** her
Stranger: then u leave her
You: you don't know me
You: why would i leave her?
Stranger: i'm using at an example...
You: I don't think girls can fall in love the way guys can
Stranger: i agree with that
Stranger: GUYS DONT FALL IN LOVE
You: hahaha
Stranger: they just want to **** everythng that moves
You: if you're trying to pretend you're not a troll you've just lost
Stranger: i don;t care what u think
Stranger: u know what
Stranger: i just did u a favour by telling u
Stranger: wasting my precious time
Stranger: and now ur being rude
You: you're saying that guys can't fall in love
Stranger: god ur just like a player
You: i find that offensive
Stranger: but they don't
Stranger: yeh u should it is
Stranger: look i'm sorry
Stranger: i love guys
Stranger: but i ****ing hate them
You: hahaha
You: methinks you are a dyke
Stranger: dude i'm not a lesbian
Stranger: but cool i know i'm not
You: why are you so bitter then?
Stranger: if u think i am i don't care
Stranger: long story
You: if you ever end up going out with a guy
You: who is actually in love with you
You: then you'll understand what i mean
Stranger: that could never happen
Stranger: i think woman that have boyrfiends r robots
You: guys do an aweful lot for girls that girls take for granted
Stranger: guys can never be commited
Stranger: it's just a myth
You: hahaha
Stranger: ok dude i will agree with u
Stranger: only if u tell me what they do
You: I don't know, they're looknig out for her, protecting her.
You: going out of their way to make her feel comfortable, buying her stuff ect.
Stranger: i had a boyfriend for 2 months and not once did he buy me a thing
You: 2 months?
Stranger: that's only a robot man
Stranger: they r not true
You: clearly there were no feelings involved
Stranger: clearly on his part
Stranger: ****ing bastard
Stranger: not u him
Stranger: god anyway all i'm saying
Stranger: that where i live
Stranger: guys **** girls
Stranger: leave them
Stranger: then they bitch
You: obviously you're going for the wrong guys
Stranger: they r all man whores
Stranger: but hey if u aren't like that
You: if you meet them in a club yes
Stranger: if u r one of those amazing ones that buys the woman stuff and treats her really really good
Stranger:then at the end of the day
Stranger: u can **** her as much as u like
Stranger: cause u have done that
You:
Stranger: it's different when u r actually nice
Stranger: obviously i am
Stranger: can i say something
Stranger: guys don't realise one thing
Stranger: girls love sweet guys
Stranger: if u r sweet and treat her well
Stranger: she will do anything
Stranger: and u will get soo many girls
You: i don't want so many girls
You: i only want one
Stranger: well see
Stranger: that is cute
You: hahaha i wouldn't call myself a sweet guy
You: have you forgotten how i started this conversation?
Stranger: yep i totally have
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: well u were probs ****
You: no
Stranger: hey there can be nice guys who ****
You: i'm in the college computer rooms
Stranger: haha oh
You: besides i already wanked this morning
You: before i got out of bed
You:
Stranger: jesus
Stranger: alright now it's my turn
Stranger: what honestly do guys want in a girl
You: a girl who is not a bitch
You: or bitter towards men
You: who has respect for them
Stranger: hey i keep this all locked in side of me when i meet guys
You: and is emotionally stable
Stranger: any girl can be a bitch
Stranger: and guys r the one to talk
Stranger: they r so bitchy
Stranger: bunch of ****ing fags
You: i don't bitch
Stranger: yeh that's just what u think
Stranger: as if u don;t bitch about some whore to ur mates
You: if i have a problem with what someone is doing
You: i will say it to their face
You: like a man
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Stranger: I am 17
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Stranger: hello
You: hi joe
You: i thought you had gone
Stranger: i hadn;t gone
You: ok- so what were you saying about your dad anyway, where you help him hide the body? arent you worried about fingerprints?
Stranger: um
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: hi
You: i look for husband
Stranger: sexy girl?
You: you look for wife?
You: i can be wife
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ageE?
You: i dont understand
Stranger: age?
You: 51
Stranger: bye
You: i dont understand
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Stranger: HI
You: would you be my boyfriends
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: wales
Stranger: SORRY I'm from Taiwan
You: but i love you
Stranger: so?
You: BUT I LOVE YOU I NEED A BOYFRIEND
You: MY ONE BROKE UP WITH ME
Stranger: so?
You: I HAVE TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS
Stranger: so?
You: ILL LET YOU FEEL MY BOOB
Stranger: No!
You: i only have one atm but the otherone will grow soon
Stranger: 我跟本看不懂你再說3小
Stranger: 請說 中文 謝
You: i love you too xxx
Stranger: 干我闢室
You: THATS A GREAT IDEA- LETS HAVE A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You: hi there
Stranger: MLIA
You: ok
You: FML
Stranger: no.
Stranger: FML is whingey
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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: not good my dog just died:(
Stranger: really im sorry what happened?
You: it was the alcohol killed him!
Stranger: Your dog drank alcohol????:O
You: No he got hit by a budweiser truck
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Stranger: hello are you gay or bi male on MSN with a CAM ?? I m male 17
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You: hi
Stranger: do u lv me
You: ya
Stranger: ur male
You: i love you like a fat kid loves cake
You: im female
Stranger: m/f??
Stranger: ohh
You: yes
Stranger: i was scared..if u wer not female...'cuz i m not a gay
You: im a female dont worry
You: wat ur name
Stranger: thnxx
Stranger: sush
Stranger: ur??
You: laura
You: age
Stranger: wow..beautiful name
Stranger: 21
Stranger: u?
You: thank you so much
You: im 19
Stranger: great
Stranger: my lv was true then
Stranger:
You: what do you mean?
You: do you believe in fate?
Stranger: some wat...but still waiting
Stranger: to meet u
Stranger:
You: lol
You: where you from?
Stranger: kidding ..dont worry
You: lol
Stranger: india
Stranger: u?
You: humour i love it
You: im from bangladesh
Stranger: ohk
Stranger: cool
You: are you in IT?
Stranger: wats ur height
You: im 5'9
You: what about you?
Stranger: yeah...how do u know dat.......i m doing my bachelor's degree in IT
Stranger: i m short...around 5' 10'
Stranger:
You: because India is becoming a knowledge economy
Stranger: ohky
You: with IT and science
Stranger: but recession is spoiling everything here
Stranger:
Stranger: wat abt u??
You: im a website designer
Stranger: great i love dat work...i have a subject.."web technology" this semester
You: im designing a new website at the moment
Stranger: good
You: you wanna have a look and tell me if its good?
Stranger: yeah sure...cud i see u in dat site??
You: yeah there is a nice pic of me in it
Stranger: give me the link
You: www.meatspin.com
Stranger:
Stranger: jus wait i m jus lookin at it...so dont go
You: ok
You: watch the video
You: im in it
Stranger: dats horrible
You: HAHAHAHAHAAHA
You: FIXED YOU
You: LMAO
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You: Howdy
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: sala
You: why does that matter? we'll never see each other anyway
You: what's sala?
You: do you want a salad?
Stranger: stop asking q's
Stranger: bharwa
Stranger: tel me f/m
Stranger: f/m?
You: questions are great and what's bharwa, I like your gibberish ways
You: f/m you say? yes I do play football manager, do you???
Stranger: o just **** offffffff
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Stranger: hi
You: feck off if you're chinese
Stranger: no i`m from holland
You: thank god
Stranger: you
You: ireland
Stranger: o nice
You: are you from amsterdam?
Stranger: no
You: rotterdam?
Stranger: no
You: ajax?
Stranger: no
Stranger: from Echt
You: echt and sketch?
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