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The middle aged Irish woman

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    #32
    jammy roger
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    Snowie wrote: »
    no no no there not your just really **** and have no charisma :pac:

    Then how come when I lived in Germany for 2 years, I was continuously in relationships or having one night stand encounters? Yet whenever I'm here, women think they are too good for me and snub me whenever I've tried to talk to them.

    They seem to think that they excrete golden chocolate bars which smell of perfume.


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    #33
    The King of Moo
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    jammy roger wrote: »
    Then how come when I lived in Germany for 2 years, I was continuously in relationships or having one night stand encounters? Yet whenever I'm here, women think they are too good for me and snub me whenever I've tried to talk to them.

    They seem to think that they excrete golden chocolate bars which smell of perfume.

    Whenever you post here, you come across as very angry and bitter, no offence intended.
    If you also come across like this when you speak to women, I'm not surprised if they're not interested in pursuing the conversation.

    This might not be such a problem in German because from what I know of the language, tone isn't as important as it is in English.

    Also, would you consider yourself charming, personable, funny?


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    #34
    Thrill
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    jammy roger wrote: »
    Then how come when I lived in Germany for 2 years, I was continuously in relationships or having one night stand encounters?

    Lower standards?


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    #35
    Snowie
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    jammy roger wrote: »
    Then how come when I lived in Germany for 2 years, I was continuously in relationships or having one night stand encounters? Yet whenever I'm here, women think they are too good for me and snub me whenever I've tried to talk to them.

    They seem to think that they excrete golden chocolate bars which smell of perfume.


    you left your lucky charms behind so head back :pac:


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    #36
    jammy roger
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    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Whenever you post here, you come across as very angry and bitter, no offence intended.
    If you also come across like this when you speak to women, I'm not surprised if they're not interested in pursuing the conversation.

    This might not be such a problem in German because from what I know of the language, tone isn't as important as it is in English.

    Also, would you consider yourself charming, personable, funny?

    Hang on, I talked to 4 Irish guys in Germany who all agreed with me. None of them have ever been on a date before in their lives and they were all in their early 20s, and all of them talked about how much more genuine, authentic, down-to-earth and easier to meet German women were than Irish women, and that's even if you can only speak basic German and are speaking with them in English. Only a minority of German women speak English, yet at that time when I spoke little German, I was meeting loads of women who I could communicate with in English. How do you explain this?


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    #37
    The King of Moo
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    jammy roger wrote: »
    Hang on, I talked to 4 Irish guys in Germany who all agreed with me. None of them have ever been on a date before in their lives and they were all in their early 20s, and all of them talked about how much more genuine, authentic, down-to-earth and easier to meet German women were than Irish women, and that's even if you can only speak basic German and are speaking with them in English. Only a minority of German women speak English, yet at that time when I spoke little German, I was meeting loads of women who I could communicate with in English. How do you explain this?

    Your accent. Works for almost any Irishman, in a great number of countries around the world.

    Maybe general cultural differences between here and there too, but I wouldn't be an expert.


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    #38
    jammy roger
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    Thrill wrote: »
    Lower standards?

    In Germany, I had 4 relationships and slept with a further 6 or 7 women, all of which were in the 6-9 range looks-wise.

    I am around a 7 out of 10 on the looks scale, yet horrible looking overweight 2s think they are too good for me here.


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    #39
    jammy roger
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    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Your accent. Works for almost any Irishman, in a great number of countries around the world.

    I've always found when Irish people say this it's really a reflection of their own narcissism. No one really cares about this little slave of Britain country. I'm Italian originally, but I was raised here, I have a neutral accent.


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    #40
    mattjack
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    jammy roger wrote: »
    Hang on, I talked to 4 Irish guys in Germany who all agreed with me. None of them have ever been on a date before in their lives and they were all in their early 20s, and all of them talked about how much more genuine, authentic, down-to-earth and easier to meet German women were than Irish women, and that's even if you can only speak basic German and are speaking with them in English. Only a minority of German women speak English, yet at that time when I spoke little German, I was meeting loads of women who I could communicate with in English. How do you explain this?

    Were they working in the Reeperbahn district ?


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    Dyr
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    Domo230 wrote: »
    Also applies for Mediterraneans.

    http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/uploads/average_asian_woman_aging.jpg

    Dunno, asian wimmenz tend to age hard, most asians in their late 40-50s tend to look like leather handbags with eyes :confused:


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    #42
    mattjack
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    jammy roger wrote: »
    I've always found when Irish people say this it's really a reflection of their own narcissism. No one really cares about this little slave of Britain country. I'm Italian originally, but I was raised here, I have a neutral accent.

    Hold on a sec' , I'm just getting a beer and arranging my comfy chair......


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    #43
    foxinsox
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    Sappa wrote: »
    Now there are plenty of stunning women in their late 30's early 40's who look after themselves in Ireland
    but a lot seem to let themselves go and eat an awful amount if junk,lack of exercise etc unlike other nations.
    If you compare this to Italian,French,Latino or Asian women who seem to keep their figures in check.
    Is this solely down to culture,diet or climate.
    I'm not having a go here just an observation having spent time in the above countries.
    Any views

    Yes I agree with you wholeheartedly!

    ;)


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    #44
    The King of Moo
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    jammy roger wrote: »
    I've always found when Irish people say this it's really a reflection of their own narcissism. No one really cares about this little slave of Britain country. I'm Italian originally, but I was raised here, I have a neutral accent.

    I've a fairly neutral Galway accent, not very strong, and lived in both America and the U.K for short periods, where my accent was often an ice-breaker when people would tell me how much they loved it (not always in a romantic sense, it was often just friendliness, from both genders).

    If you do consider yourself fairly attractive, then your attitude must be the problem (it may have changed since Germany without you realising due to life events).
    When you talk to women, do you think you come across as friendly, open, relatively confident and interested in talking and listening to them?


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    #45
    jam_mac_jam
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    Really? Its already time again for the Irish women are all fat and up themselves thread? All foreign women are models as are Irish men?


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    #46
    jammy roger
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    mattjack wrote: »
    Were they working in the Reeperbahn district ?

    Ha ha, very funny.

    I've never been that desperate. But I don't blame Irish men who go to Holland or Germany to pay for sex, although they probably do so out of the belief that they have to, when really it's only in Ireland where guys have so much trouble with women, elsewhere relationships and sex come easy, at least in Europe.


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    #47
    jam_mac_jam
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    jammy roger wrote: »
    Ha ha, very funny.

    I've never been that desperate. But I don't blame Irish men who go to Holland or Germany to pay for sex, although they probably do so out of the belief that they have to, when really it's only in Ireland where guys have so much trouble with women, elsewhere relationships and sex come easy, at least in Europe.

    Yes Ireland is the only country where there are sex problems, German men never become sex tourists. All Irish women are the same, all German women are the same. Yawn


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    #48
    jammy roger
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    The King of Moo wrote: »
    When you talk to women, do you think you come across as friendly, open, relatively confident and interested in talking and listening to them?

    Yes, of course. But I'm not a professional clown or comedian, which is what Irish women seem to exclusively demand. Irish guys act like clowns because it's what the cows.. I mean Irish women want. I don't want to act like that, nowhere else in the world do you need to. It's just silly. Once my contract runs out in two years I'll return to Germany. I've been taking German night-classes during the week days since the start of this year.


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    #49
    jammy roger
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    jam_mac_jam wrote: »
    Yes Ireland is the only country where there are sex problems, German men never become sex tourists. All Irish women are the same, all German women are the same. Yawn

    There are desperate German men too, but not at anywhere near the same percentile as desperate Irish men. In Germany I saw average guys with average girlfriends all the time. Here it's always hot guy with hot girl, hot guy with average girl or hot guy with ugly girl, and only rarely I see an average guy with an average girl.


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    #50
    DebDynamite
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    jammy roger wrote: »
    Then how come when I lived in Germany for 2 years, I was continuously in relationships or having one night stand encounters? Yet whenever I'm here, women think they are too good for me and snub me whenever I've tried to talk to them.

    They seem to think that they excrete golden chocolate bars which smell of perfume.


    Perhaps for women who's first language isn't English, it takes them a bit longer to notice your bullshit.


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    #51
    mattjack
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    jammy roger wrote: »
    Then how come when I lived in Germany for 2 years, I was continuously in relationships or having one night stand encounters? Yet whenever I'm here, women think they are too good for me and snub me whenever I've tried to talk to them.

    They seem to think that they excrete golden chocolate bars which smell of perfume.
    jammy roger wrote: »
    Yes, of course. But I'm not a professional clown or comedian, which is what Irish women seem to exclusively demand. Irish guys act like clowns because it's what the cows.. I mean Irish women want. I don't want to act like that, nowhere else in the world do you need to. It's just silly. Once my contract runs out in two years I'll return to Germany. I've been taking German night-classes during the week days since the start of this year.

    How did you manage to learn so little German in the two years you spent there ?


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    Dudess
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    jam_mac_jam wrote: »
    Really? Its already time again for the Irish women are all fat and up themselves thread? All foreign women are models as are Irish men?
    All of us, because of some of us, need to be put in our place don'tcha know.

    Heh, this reminds me of the most recent thread here putting down Irish men... oh wait, that never happens.


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    #53
    foxinsox
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    jammy roger wrote: »
    Yes, of course. But I'm not a professional clown or comedian, which is what Irish women seem to exclusively demand. Irish guys act like clowns because it's what the cows.. I mean Irish women want. I don't want to act like that, nowhere else in the world do you need to. It's just silly. Once my contract runs out in two years I'll return to Germany. I've been taking German night-classes during the week days since the start of this year.


    oh dear..

    I was just thinking how charming you seemed and then you go calling all Irish men clowns and all Irish women cows...

    Good luck with German classes!


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    #54
    jammy roger
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    mattjack wrote: »
    How did you manage to learn so little German in the two years you spent there ?

    I've returned since 2004, and I've forgotten almost all the German I learned. I have moved straight onto advanced level, finding it really easy.


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    #55
    DebDynamite
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    jammy roger wrote: »
    In Germany, I had 4 relationships and slept with a further 6 or 7 women, all of which were in the 6-9 range looks-wise.

    I am around a 7 out of 10 on the looks scale, yet horrible looking overweight 2s think they are too good for me here.

    Wow, with that charm, I can't believe women aren't throwing themselves at you here. It's definately Irish women with the problem, not you.


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    #56
    mattjack
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    foxinsox wrote: »
    oh dear..

    I was just thinking how charming you seemed and then you go calling all Irish men clowns and all Irish women cows...

    Good luck with German classes!

    All in the one post too .... quite the catch for some lucky Fraulein .


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    The King of Moo
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    jammy roger wrote: »
    Yes, of course. But I'm not a professional clown or comedian, which is what Irish women seem to exclusively demand. Irish guys act like clowns because it's what the cows.. I mean Irish women want. I don't want to act like that, nowhere else in the world do you need to. It's just silly. Once my contract runs out in two years I'll return to Germany. I've been taking German night-classes during the week days since the start of this year.

    Ah now, come on, that's a bit silly, and makes me think that it's clear to women you talk to that you've no respect for them, and actively despise them.

    You don't have to be a professional comedian at all. It definitely helps to be able to make a woman laugh, sure. My exes have generally told me I was somewhat funny (which says more about them, I think, than me) but a girl will quickly tire of a man who never takes things seriously and jokes all the time.

    If you're reasonably self-confident and telling the truth about being fairly good-looking, then you won't have any problems talking to women if you approach them in a manner which doesn't make it seem like you hate them.


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    jammy roger
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    Dudess wrote: »
    All of us, because of some of us, need to be put in our place don'tcha know.

    Heh, this reminds me of the most recent thread here putting down Irish men... oh wait, that never happens.

    Irish men vary greatly in personality I find. Whereas Irish women are all the exact same way: stuck up.


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    KittyeeTrix
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    DebDynamite wrote: »
    Wow, with that charm, I can't believe women aren't throwing themselves at you here. It's definately Irish women with the problem, not you.

    Maybe the ones with self-esteem issues!!:D


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    #60
    jammy roger
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    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Ah now, come on, that's a bit silly, and makes me think that it's clear to women you talk to that you've no respect for them, and actively despise them.

    I will give as much respect as I am given. Irish men dont live by this rule and worship their women even when they are treated like dog ****


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    #61
    foxinsox
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    mattjack wrote: »
    All in the one post too .... quite the catch for some lucky Fraulein .

    I know, and me being a middle age aul bag an all...

    Thought I'd found the one for me..

    But alas it seems I've let myself go and seem to have some problems with the perfumed chocolate poop..

    Ah well...onwards and upwards..


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