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Donating a bag of sugar

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  • 03-11-2010 12:51am
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    Mrs Garth Brooks
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    What can i do with a bag of sugar? I have a bag of unopened sugar in my press and i dont know what to do with it.

    I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him. Well just in case he took sugar in his tea. I wanted to make him the best tea. Im sure he wouldn't have been impressed with a sugarless cup of tea if he takes sugar.

    Well anyway, that never happened. So i now have a bag of sugar and as i dont take sugar myself i dont know what to do with it. I should have taken a few sugar sachets from a restaurant but i didn't want him to think i was cheap.

    Its a pity to waste it. Any ideas?

    Yes, i know my user name doesn't help but i didn't pick it because i am actually a hardluckwoman, i picked it cause its one of my favourite songs.
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    TheZohanS
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    Use it in the boiled rabbit dish.


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    #3
    abouttobebanned
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    Pour it in the petrol tank of the car next door. It will make the car go faster and they will thank you for it.


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    pickarooney
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    Divide it up into little bags and distribute it amongst your neighbours. If they're not home, just leave them outside their doors.


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Make a cake?
    I'll take it off your hands if you don't like cake..

    Or give it to a friend/ neighbour who you know takes sugar.


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    squod
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    sew it into your hat, a bigger head will make you seem more intelligent


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    KeithM89_old
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    Make him some 'brownies' - thatll impress him more than the bag of sugar :)


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    RolandIRL
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    wait, you thought you could impress him with a bag of sugar..?


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    Quazzie
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    The next time you're really bored count how many granuals there are then divide by seven. Are you thinking of a grey elephant from Denmark?*


    *some steps are missing


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    #10
    bronte
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    Exfoliate with it.


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    Sanjuro
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    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him. Well just in case he took sugar in his tea. I wanted to make him the best tea. Im sure he wouldn't have been impressed with a sugarless cup of tea if he takes sugar.
    You know people who have very, very, very low expectations.


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    Mint Sauce
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41YZG5ZKrL0


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    PanchoVilla
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    Throw it at the next man you see, they're all bastards anyway. Alternatively, you could dress it up in baby clothes and stroll it around your neighborhood. I used to know (not personally, of course) a transvestite in Swords who used to do that, although instead of a bag of sugar he had a child's doll. Needless to say, the neighborhood kids were very, very scared of him.


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    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Crush it up and snort the whole bag. Report back to this thread and make sure to label your response "sugar rush test subject 42", and do post back! It's infuriating that none of my other test subjects have reported back to me.


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    bigroad
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    put it behind the wheel of your car ,in case your handbrake cable snaps.


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    Pinturicchio
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    Eat it?


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    PanchoVilla
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    Turn it into a thick syrup then cover your nekid body with it. Post pics.


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    smk89
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    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    What can i do with a bag of sugar? I have a bag of unopened sugar in my press and i dont know what to do with it.

    I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him. Well just in case he took sugar in his tea. I wanted to make him the best tea. Im sure he wouldn't have been impressed with a sugarless cup of tea if he takes sugar.

    Well anyway, that never happened. So i now have a bag of sugar and as i dont take sugar myself i dont know what to do with it. I should have taken a few sugar sachets from a restaurant but i didn't want him to think i was cheap.

    Its a pity to waste it. Any ideas?

    Yes, i know my user name doesn't help but i didn't pick it because i am actually a hardluckwoman, i picked it cause its one of my favourite songs.

    Yeah because paying 70c for bag of sugar makes you loaded


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    starbelgrade
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    ScumLord wrote: »
    Crush it up and snort the whole bag. Report back to this thread and make sure to label your response "sugar rush test subject 42", and do post back! It's infuriating that none of my other test subjects have reported back to me.

    Does snorting sugar get you caned?


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    #20
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Does snorting sugar get you caned?

    http://www.lostrepublic.us/Graphics/DoubleFacePalm.jpg


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    Mrs Garth Brooks
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    whiteman19 wrote: »
    wait, you thought you could impress him with a bag of sugar..?

    Well i thought i could get a few opportunities to impress him and make loads of tea. Wishful thinking!


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    Rowley Birkin QC
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    Leave it outside in a big pile in your garden. A snooty Englishman wearing a suit and bowler hat with a cup of tea and a saucer is bound to show up sooner or later.


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    starbelgrade
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    PanchoVilla wrote: »
    http://www.lostrepublic.us/Graphics/DoubleFacePalm.jpg


    http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/168/887/TripleFacePalm_display_image.jpg?1267690634


    :)


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    PanchoVilla
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/168/887/TripleFacePalm_display_image.jpg?1267690634

    Touché!


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    KeithM89_old
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/168/887/TripleFacePalm_display_image.jpg?1267690634


    :)

    http://xspblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/facepalm.jpg


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    ScumLord
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Does snorting sugar get you caned?
    Well I don't know do I. My experiment has been a complete failure to date.


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    #27
    starbelgrade
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    PanchoVilla wrote: »
    Turn it into a thick syrup then cover your nekid body with it. Post pics.

    Knowing her luck, she'll forget to let it cool down & we'll be seeing pics of a naked body with all over 2nd degree burns.


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    Celly Smunt
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    adverts.ie?


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    rainbowdrop
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    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    Well i thought i could get a few opportunities to impress him and make loads of tea. Wishful thinking!

    I'd say he would have been more impressed with a blow job tbh


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    #30
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I think the OP has been watching too many Tea Bag adverts.


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    #31
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    I'll give you 50cents for it.


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