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Guys and Text Messages

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  • 23-01-2009 12:25am
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    blondeambition
    Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭


    So do guys really take in what is written in text messages? A guy has been texting me really flirty messages all week and I'm sure sure whether to flirt back or not.

    Is there something i can text that is flirty but not majorly flirty seen as I have been called a bit of a tease for some messages I have sent to others previously.

    Just wondering how guys read into texts.


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    #2
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Tell him you want to tongue his balls. That isn't flirty.


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    AlkalineAcid
    Registered Users Posts: 281 ✭✭AlkalineAcid


    Just jump right ahead and ask him to meet yore ma and da.


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    #4
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    blondeambition wrote: »
    So do guys really take in what is written in text messages? A guy has been texting me really flirty messages all week and I'm sure sure whether to flirt back or not.

    Is there something i can text that is flirty but not majorly flirty seen as I have been called a bit of a tease for some messages I have sent to others previously.

    Just wondering how guys read into texts.

    we're guys. We read them as they are written.
    All this hidden sub-text is lost to us. :pac:

    If you want to jump me, just say so - not beat around the bush! ;)


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    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,696 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Ah yes, the big collective male hivemind.


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    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    meh, men, texts, give up :rolleyes:




    /grrr


    on a serious note, spell it out for him :)


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    Silverfish
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    Biggins wrote: »
    we're guys. We read them as they are written.
    All this hidden sub-text is lost to us. :pac:

    If you want to jump me, just say so - not beat around the bush! ;)

    That's what SHE said.


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    Fuzzballs
    Registered Users Posts: 101 ✭✭Fuzzballs


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    meh, men, texts, give up :rolleyes:

    He just wants his wicked way with you. Thats why he is texting his flirty madness. Give in. You may just enjoy it :pac:


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    AlkalineAcid
    Registered Users Posts: 281 ✭✭AlkalineAcid


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    meh, men, texts, give up :rolleyes:




    /grrr


    on a serious note, spell it out for him :)


    Yeahh, use T9 predictive. Txt tlks hrbl.


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    yeah just get straight to the point. tell him you want to bob him with a strapon while he wears a chef's hat, pop tarts behind his ears and clothes pegs on his nipples


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    li@mo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 349 ✭✭li@mo


    Just reply to all his messages with the following:

    "That would be an eccuminicle matter"


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    Biggins
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    Silverfish wrote: »
    That's what SHE said.

    Yea, I get that but she asked "Just wondering how guys read into texts?" thus my reply.


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Text him a pic of your whispering eye.


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    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,696 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Biggins wrote: »
    Yea, I get that but she asked "Just wondering how guys read into texts?" thus my reply.

    Wow, that went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark.


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    #15
    JCDUB
    Registered Users Posts: 1,225 ✭✭✭JCDUB


    I would have thought it was obvious, if you want a rattle off him send him some flirty (aka filthy) stuff, if you don't, don't.

    It's not that hard to understand is it?;)


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    Biggins
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    Silverfish wrote: »
    Wow, that went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark.

    Ouch! :D
    I'm old and slow. :(


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    passive
    Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    li@mo wrote: »
    Just reply to all his messages with the following:

    "That would be an eccuminicle matter"

    only take the 3 seconds to find out how to spell ecumenical or you'll look silly and he won't want to father your children.


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    Abi
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    blondeambition wrote: »
    So do guys really take in what is written in text messages?

    Dont think so. Id be in the lock-up by now :\


    If you like him, flirt with him. When you say- do they read into texts.. dont tell him stuff you wouldnt say / do face-to-face. Iykwim.


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    Latchy
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    Tell him a filthy joke .He will laugh but also be confused ,like do I really want to take this .........girl home to meet mom and pop ?


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    MizzLolly
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    Fuzzballs wrote: »
    He just wants his wicked way with you. Thats why he is texting his flirty madness. Give in. You may just enjoy it :pac:

    Hahaha fair enough, fuzzballs! Wicked way LOL :D
    AlkalineAcid wrote: »
    Yeahh, use T9 predictive. Txt tlks hrbl.

    Hahaha I agree 100%


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    li@mo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 349 ✭✭li@mo


    passive wrote: »
    only take the 3 seconds to find out how to spell ecumenical or you'll look silly and he won't want to father your children.

    The funny thing is I googled it the way i spelt it, hoping it would come up "Did you mean...."

    but it didnt so i went with my instinct.

    now i look silly:(


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    seanybiker
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    your sending a few guys text messages. Ya hussy ya lol. Ya could get some textually transmitted disease ;)


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    Tom Trojan
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    passive wrote: »
    only take the 3 seconds to find out how to spell ecumenical or you'll look silly and he won't want to father your children.
    ek!


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    Gummy Panda
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    Kiera wrote: »
    Text him a pic of your whispering eye.

    Do you mean her growler? :pac:


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    Tom Trojan
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    It's all about con-text


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    Kirnsy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 970 ✭✭✭Kirnsy


    Kiera wrote: »
    Text him a pic of your whispering eye.



    **jumps up and down looking excited***


    THAT MEANS YOUR VAGINA!!!!!!!!!


    text him that your just a girl standing in front of a guy asking to be lov.....oh no wait. he might have seen that film


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    #27
    pwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    this is a ****ing stupid question. As far as guys reading into things goes, I read into this that you have at best a tenuous connection to reality. Send texts that indicate your level of interest, instead of what you should or what will get the most attention or what you think he wants you to say or whatever.


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    #28
    Spore
    Registered Users Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭Spore


    Seriously, the guy just wants to get his end away. Nothing more. Have sent some 'flirty' texts in my time, usually when desperate and in need of a deep dicking. thats all's there's to it. Hormones. Just sexy fun time to be had. Enjoy it.


    If you're a slut.


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    #29
    sassa
    Registered Users Posts: 334 ✭✭sassa


    Text the following
    "giggity giggity goo"
    Quagmire knows all about "THE SEX"


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    #30
    K-9
    Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    blondeambition wrote: »
    So do guys really take in what is written in text messages? A guy has been texting me really flirty messages all week and I'm sure sure whether to flirt back or not.

    Is there something i can text that is flirty but not majorly flirty seen as I have been called a bit of a tease for some messages I have sent to others previously.

    Just wondering how guys read into texts.

    AH is the wrong place to ask, as proven!

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #31
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    sassa wrote: »
    Text the following
    "giggity giggity goo"
    Quagmire knows all about "THE SEX"

    Or if your confident of a positvie outcome text him:

    Dear diary,

    JACKPOT!!


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