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Help me make up paedophile jokes about my friend who is dating a young girl....

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  • 09-06-2008 8:28pm
    #1
    Ninja_scrotum
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭


    The story so far...

    My mate is 21, his new girlfriend is 17 and in 5th year, doesn't even have her fcuking leaving cert yet!!!


    So we've been slagging him for a while, like how he will now have to go to bed early and get her up for school and how he'll have to babysit her on saturday nights etc., or crappy jokes like:

    "Why did Jimmy* have to go back to school? To pick up his girlfriend AAHAHAHAHA!!!"

    But we're kind of running dry...

    Any ideas?







    *fake name to protect identity of victim.


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    #2
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    /points towards 'the forum'

    Your friend.


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    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,463 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    She not even legal to drink yet!! ha ha!!

    Been there before but not that bad a gap.


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    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,359 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    Doing a 17 year old?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhzOD1amluc


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    Kimbot
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    You could just call him Mr. Glitter!! :p


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    Ninja_scrotum
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Ninja_scrotum


    jonny24ie wrote: »

    Been there before but not that bad a gap.


    It would be a bit tight I'd say.


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    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,463 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Ninja_scrotum wrote: »
    It would be a bit tight I'd say.

    Aye it was indeed!! :p


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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I've a friend like that. he was 22 and going out with a 17 year old.

    we made up a song for him to the tune of "Another Brick In The Wall"


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    #9
    b0bsquish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 459 ✭✭b0bsquish


    pedobear-hansen.thumbnail.jpg

    Why dont you take a seat,


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    Giblet
    Registered Users Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    When he's sitting near ya.

    "What's the difference between me, and a paedo?"
    "About 5 feet"


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    Nightwish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    I think its kinda mean! I started seeing my ex when he was in LC and I was in JC and he got a LOT of that sh!t.


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    Marcus.Aurelius
    Registered Users Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    Risky stuff TBH, one robbing the cradle, one robbing the grave!


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    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Nightwish wrote: »
    I think its kinda mean! I started seeing my ex when he was in LC and I was in JC and he got a LOT of that sh!t.
    And so he should.


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    life_is_music
    Closed Accounts Posts: 259 ✭✭life_is_music


    Hey jim - isn't the creche closing soon?? You better go pick her up!

    Kiddy Fiddler

    "You remind me of Cathal O Searcaigh"

    "Why's that"

    "because you're a ****ing paedophile"


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    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    school uniforms ftw!

    *but not on actual "real" schoolgirl!


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    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    'Tis always the way, the summer holliers come along and the kiddy fiddlers come out to play. Just wait till sept and get a picture of him looking awkward with his arm around some kid in a school uniform.


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    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Next time he's in the pub ask him how much of a pain is it to now each time
    he fancies a night out to have to organise a babysitter - with the babysitter
    minding his girlfriend.

    Ask him what's his under 18 movie, ask him whether he's been to the cinema
    on a date lately to watch whatever kids movie is out.

    Ask him which kid-camp she's enrolled in for the summer school hols.


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    NaiveMelodies
    Registered Users Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭NaiveMelodies


    set him up with this "vigilante group" they are on about in another thread!


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    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    He must be in hymen heaven.


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    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    He must be in hymen heaven.

    A bit like Pringles, once you pop you just can't stop.


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    _blank_
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    http://pix.sparky-s.ie/images/wgfjsv21eagnbexti36.png


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    #22
    slickmcvic
    Registered Users Posts: 500 ✭✭✭slickmcvic


    plemty of material on youtube


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    #23
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I dont know any pedophile jokes.

    Pedophelia is a serious and sickening crime and should not be laughed at.


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    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Tell everyone his girlfriend's name is Lolita and always refer to her in conversation as Lolita.

    Introduce and refer to your mate as Charlie, Charlie Chester ;)


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    #25
    Jemmy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭Jemmy


    My sisters 18 and her boyfriend is older than me!

    Hes 25 :mad:

    Im 23 and not a happy older sister!

    So thanks ill use these next time hes over! :p


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    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    It is a bit bad 21 yr old lad 17 yr old girl, but recently a guy i know (i think he must be 30-32, a few years behind me at school he was) has started going out with a girl doing her leaving cert, yep uniform and all, to make matters worse, the mammy collects the daughter every evening from his flat. Neither of them are skangers or from skanger families, in fact they are both from what i would call middle class families. Im well disgusted, as are most my friends, and there hasnt even been a sly "well id hit it" joke amongst us!
    isnt that borderline paedo?


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I went out with a girl for 7 years.
    when we were first together i was 22 she was 16.

    I we broke up when she was 23.

    I couldnt afford to be with her any more after the child benefit was cut off.


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    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,231 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Wants to Brooke the Shield?


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    #29
    stink_fist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭stink_fist


    Um its legal, get a grip :D


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    #30
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    If theres thatch on the roof, then you can walk thru the door :D

    Seriously, its only a 4 year age gap, its hardly Michael Douglas territory!


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    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users Posts: 10,983 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    stink_fist wrote: »
    Um its legal, get a grip :D

    No it's not legal.

    It's an adult with a minor.


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