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What was your biggest "get me out of here!" moment in a relationship?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Saipanne wrote: »
    Perhaps they weighed it.

    Probably counted the wigglers in the baby gravy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    I'm off to bed, fu*k this!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Probably counted the wigglers in the baby gravy.

    Baby gravy! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭secondrowgal


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    This is the best thread I've seen on boards since "I hate my Housemate megathread" over on Ranting and Raving.

    Linky link pretty please?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    blade1 wrote: »
    Or anyone that starts on about an ex...just f*ck right off now!!!!!!

    I have a close relative who was widowed a couple of years ago but is seeing a new guy - I met him once. He whinged to me about his ex wife who bled him dry; took him for a fortune; ate through his life savings and only left him when his money was gone leaving him in huge debt.

    I was thinking that was a little errr, odd so discretely asked other family members if they'd met him. All said the same thing. She thinks he's the bees knees but I'm fairly sure she may not be onto a winner with this one...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 135 ✭✭LittleMuppet


    When his parents house got raided by the Guards at 6.30am and they found loads of cocaine. I was pulled starkers out of his bed and put on the floor and handcuffed.

    He was my first real boyfriend and me being the naive and innocent person I was, thought all his money came from ‘nixers‘ I had absolutely no idea he was a drug dealer until that moment. I'll never forget that morning, or the look on his poor mam and dad's face. I never ever seen him or talked to him again after that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭ladiesman216


    Anyone got any theories why the crazies are (generally) better in bed?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Mod-To get access to ranting and raving you need to PM one of the mods there to get in.

    Fluorescence, G_R, Overheal are the mods. They are very strict about off topic stuff over there so make sure to read the charter before posting if you do get in.

    Overheal is the most active so probably best to pm him/her. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/private.php?do=newpm&u=83089


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Anyone got any theories why the crazies are (generally) better in bed?!

    Fewer inhibitions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Im meeting a "lady" tuesday night for coffee* she sounds completely insane and looks like a blonde version of that Girl thats in those crazy girlfriend memes - I shall try to figure out why they are better at the time and report back!

    If however I dont post here again you will know I have been murdered!

    *
    *suck me inside out apparently


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 907 ✭✭✭Alpha_zero


    I never had one of these moments, been 6 years since i got laid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Alpha_zero wrote: »
    I never had one of these moments, been 6 years since i got laid

    Jesus Christ! Why? How? Aw duuude!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭catbear


    Great thread, very entertaining. Had intentions of getting some study done until i clicked on the first page.

    Unfortunately never really had any amusing "get me out of here" moments but did have a really intense relationship in which I can humbly say didn't bring glory to either of us.

    These lines from Raglan Road sum it up best,
    I saw the danger, yet I walked
    Along the enchanted way
    And I said let grief be a falling leaf
    At the dawning of the day.
    On Grafton Street in November,
    We tripped lightly along the ledge
    Of a deep ravine where can be seen
    The worst of passions pledged
    From the exact moment we met we fell into that deep ravine and were consumed in eachother. We spent the guts of a year trying to put the flame out. We were both intense and we didn't know how to be any other way with eachother. The physical passion was extreme, matched only by the arguments... one would storm off vowing never to return and then days later the other would call and the whole cycle would kick off again.

    It got so bad that eventually we both wouldn't bother telling our friends whenever we got back together as we knew we'd probably break up shorty after. It was ridiculously silly but sexually highly addictive and eventually it just tired us out and we both craved some emotional normalcy. We met a few years after when we were both in happy new relationships and the same crazy fire just leapt up again, I can still hear her whispering that thrilling evocation "it's only sex" in my ear. It was difficult to resist but I had to say enough, I couldn't do it anymore and our game ended. The mood turned chilly and the flame went out at last. I might have looked back after we parted, I can't remember.
    On a quiet street where old ghosts meet,
    I see her walking now away from me,
    So hurriedly. My reason must allow,
    For I have wooed, not as I should

    A creature made of clay.
    When the angel woos the clay, he'll lose
    His wings at the dawn of the day.

    On the back of that outburst of will power I finally got off the cigarettes too.

    Not an amusing story I know but so far most have being anything other than the innocent party.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Not the last straw but one of them.

    I was a full time biker at the time was in the pub one saturday having a few pints with the lads. In she arrives with some of her friends and starts chatting away to me. It was just before christmas and they'd been doing a bit of shopping.
    She asks me if I want to see one of the presents she got me for christmas. I said, "Ah no. You're grand." After a few vodkas she decided to show me anyway. She pulled out a pair of underpants with a picture of a motorbike on the crotch and one for each cheek on the back. She then proceeded to pass it around to show the lads as well while all the time doing a laugh like Janice from Friends.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,084 ✭✭✭✭Kirby


    SB_Part2 wrote: »
    I was living with a guy and in what I thought was a very serious relationship (marriage, house on the cards etc). He had a kid from a previous relationship.

    Went to a fortune teller for the laugh and she told me that I was living with a guy, who had a kid and said "You do a lot of babysitting on a Tuesday evening don't you?" I said yeh and she told me that he was wasn't being faithful. I was never one to believe this kinda nonsense but it played on my mind for awhile since she had specifically said Tuesday and he usually worked late on Tuesdays.

    Not proud of this but I looked at his phone. Sure enough, there was filthy texts there between him and a girl he'd met from POF who he'd been meeting up with on Tuesdays because that's when her husband worked late.

    The girls you went to the fortune teller with, knew about his carry on and probably decided this was the best way to tell you.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,986 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    When he kept cheating on me with other guys. He was very good looking and a demon in the sack but a totally selfish and narcissistic individual.

    Fast forward about a year and a half and I'm in a very Happy long term relationship. He rings me out of the blue looking for sex. I was delighted in telling him that I'd moved on and to basically f*ck off. I never heard from him again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    With a girl for three years. I had my own place and she didn't, so she'd come stay over sometimes. She never ever cooked. I enjoy cooking tbh so I'd never really have issues.

    One time I broached the subject of her maybe, possibly rustling up something and the look of bewilderment on her face was a sight to behold. "Fine", she goes all passive aggressively, "you sit down and don't move and I'll bring you something."

    A couple minutes later she hands me a cup of warm milk with a tea bag floating in it. That was her effort at a cup of tea. I thought to myself if this is what she's giving me to drink, what's she gonna poison me with for dinner. I went to the kitchen and saw her putting a frozen Goodfellas pizza directly from the freezer to the microwave..... With the cling film still on it.

    At that moment I realised I was more like a caregiver than anything else. A lovely girl but I didn't wanna eat melted plastic.


  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Says a lot about me when I read about the kinds of people who get so many dates no problem. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,955 ✭✭✭Sunflower 27


    Just read through all responses. Very relieved to know none of them are me. ��


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Says a lot about me when I read about the kinds of people who get so many dates no problem. :pac:

    Just go online and make stuff up like the rest of them.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭beggars_bush


    Just read through all responses. Very relieved to know none of them are me. ��

    Be patient
    We're only on page 32 yet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    catbear wrote: »
    but did have a really intense relationship in which I can humbly say didn't bring glory to either of us.

    Everybody should have a relationship like this at least once in their lives.

    Maybe not their last one though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,884 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    From reading this entire thread it has made me realise that 95% of the madness in a relationship comes from the female side!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,301 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    mfceiling wrote:
    From reading this entire thread it has made me realise that 95% of the madness in a relationship comes from the female side!!

    Well that should ensure the thread lasts for another few pages anyway. Thanks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    mfceiling wrote: »
    From reading this entire thread it has made me realise that 95% of the madness in a relationship comes from the female side!!

    Then you have learned nothing, grasshopper.


  • Registered Users Posts: 291 ✭✭via4


    One guy who was pushing 40 (I'm in my 20's) I said I'd try the older man maybe he was more mature. The guy was still out drinking every weekend like he was a teenager fair enough some men never grow up. Kept promising to take me out for a meal but then would take to me pubs instead I would be sitting there starving cos I thought we would be eating. Told me he was with someone for 20 years but did nothing but cheat on her. He said he didn't cheat after he got married so the maths did not add up there..
    I quickly dropped him after he explained he didn't use protection but if I got pregnant he would do the noble thing of paying for an abortion.
    I told him I was getting back with my ex and we were moving in together to get him to stop contacting me ( telling him I didn't wanna be with him wasn't working he kept ringing and texting) which he rung me and was on the phone for a half hour telling me what I big mistake I was making and that I was being 'cold' and he did nothing to deserve such treatment. In fairness I had sent three polite messages explaining it wasn't going to work in the nicest possible way. He still texts and rings every few months I just ignore him completely feel so bad for whoever ends up with him!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    mfceiling wrote: »
    From reading this entire thread it has made me realise that 95% of the madness in a relationship comes from the female side!!

    Well, it's not 95%. A majority of stories here are about women but a majority of posters here are straight men sooo..

    Now, drop that crap and don't ruin a good thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    mfceiling wrote: »
    From reading this entire thread it has made me realise that 95% of the madness in a relationship comes from the female side!!

    Time to face facts so, your only option is turning gay.
    Let us know how that works out for you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 561 ✭✭✭HiGlo


    My stories are not about relationships but def warning bell moments;

    About 2 and half years ago I went on a date with a guy I met online. He was cute and intelligent and we were studying the same thing. As the night went on we chatted about mental health and psychology n stuff... He casually drops into conversation that he gets these psychotic breaks sometimes and that sometimes he has to get off the bus cause he starts getting panicky and has visions of himself doing actual physical harm to someone (anyone) on the bus.... :eek:

    Then there was the situation where I was casually hooking up with someone I was in college with. It started getting wobbly when I started hearing some really dickhead stories about him from other classmates. I distanced myself from him and after we'd been out one night and I'd been a little cool with him he started sending me abusive texts after I'd left the pub. When I got home I discovered that he had blasted something very personal about me on my Facebook page!! That was it for me so I never spoke to him again.
    Cue our next big college night out, months later, and he rocks up uninvited. As the group whittled down he positioned himself sitting closer to me and then proceeded to scream abuse at me in front of all our college friends. Screaming at me, calling me a psycho and trying to show me up as a lunatic (which was having quite the opposite affect!) as I sat there on my hands (so that I didn't punch him) and didn't even look at him. The more I ignored him, the more and more agitated his got. Eventually it got so out of hand the guys I was with had to get involved and tell him to shut up or leave. The whole thing almost came to blows. I was gobsmacked!
    There had been signs of him being a little bit mental alright, but I got sucked in, like others, cause he was fantastic in the sack.:D

    ETA: Actually how that night ended was pretty funny! So after his psycho ranting we managed to calm him down and in the interest of trying to make things a little less awkward for the whole group I sat and had a private conversation with him. We talked things out a bit but my only interest was keeping the peace and getting away from him. So he apologised, I apologised we were all fine. We moved on to the next bar and he's all over my like a rash, wants to buy me a drink, then at the bar gets all pushy and wants us to give things a shot between us, tries to kiss me etc. I am thinking "**** no!! No chance" so I'm explaining that it's a little difficult to get my head around the fact that he was screaming in my face calling me a psycho 5 mins ago. He keeps pushing and is adamant that he wants to give things a go with us. I give in and tell him that I'll meet him the next day to talk about everything (with zero intention of actually doing that!). We return to the group and not 2 mins later (I swear to god) he's snogging some random girl pilled off her head about 5ft away from me........!!
    That boy has serious issues.....


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,655 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    HiGlo wrote: »
    About 2 and half years ago I went on a date with a guy I met online. He was cute and intelligent and we were studying the same thing. As the night went on we chatted about mental health and psychology n stuff... He casually drops into conversation that he gets these psychotic breaks sometimes and that sometimes he has to get off the bus cause he starts getting panicky and has visions of himself doing actual physical harm to someone (anyone) on the bus.... :eek:

    With all due respect this is not a comment on you but on the status of mental health in Ireland in general. Sounds like that guy described the symptoms of a anxiety and panic attack and it also sounds like he has no idea what it is. The only alarm bell here is that he and the people around him don't know what it is and are stigmatising the behaviour.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    HiGlo wrote: »
    cause he was fantastic in the sack.:D

    Okay, I think we need a new trope.

    A cook in the kitchen.
    A lady/gent in the sitting room.
    And a lunatic in the bedroom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    faceman wrote:
    With all due respect this is not a comment on you but on the status of mental health in Ireland in general. Sounds like that guy described the symptoms of a anxiety and panic attack and it also sounds like he has no idea what it is. The only alarm bell here is that he and the people around him don't know what it is and are stigmatising the behaviour.


    Sounds more like schizophrenia actually...


  • Registered Users Posts: 561 ✭✭✭HiGlo


    faceman wrote: »
    With all due respect this is not a comment on you but on the status of mental health in Ireland in general. Sounds like that guy described the symptoms of a anxiety and panic attack and it also sounds like he has no idea what it is. The only alarm bell here is that he and the people around him don't know what it is and are stigmatising the behaviour.

    He knew what it was and if I recall properly he was getting treatment for it.
    I was just quite surprised at the level of aggression attached to what seemed to be a typical panic attack. It was just that he'd panic and have to get off the bus. It was that he wasn't fully confident that he wouldn't violently attack a stranger on the bus so he recognised that he needed to remove himself from the bus. He said he used to have visions of himself attacking people and yes, absolutely, I didn't know what to do with that. He was a nice guy though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,537 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    [QUOTE=Avatar MIA;102127327
    A cook in the kitchen.
    A lady/gent in the sitting room.
    And a lunatic in the bedroom.[/QUOTE]

    And as they say.... Hopefully never the three meet!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,490 ✭✭✭amtc


    I forgot about this one. It was 20 years ago and I met a guy about some 20 years older than me. He was lovely, met his parents, friends etc. The only thing was he still lived at home at 43. So did I but I was 23

    Anyway we went out happily for a year, holidays weekends etc. He wanted to go to Mass every Sunday, no big deal.

    Was my first serious serious relationship. Anyone he asked me out to a very swish restaurant and told me had something to ask me. Cue me butterflies.

    So I couldn't eat when we got there. Near dessert he reaches into his pocket...and pulls out a pamphlet...about becoming a priest. But how would I feel about seeing him while he decided...

    I ran and my mam picked me up. Ignored his calls

    Totally accidental bumped into him about five years ago...he was selling lights...not married. Mind you neither am I.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,844 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    mfceiling wrote: »
    From reading this entire thread it has made me realise that 95% of the madness in a relationship comes from the female side!!

    Good use of statistics there.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,655 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    HiGlo wrote: »
    He knew what it was and if I recall properly he was getting treatment for it.
    I was just quite surprised at the level of aggression attached to what seemed to be a typical panic attack. It was just that he'd panic and have to get off the bus. It was that he wasn't fully confident that he wouldn't violently attack a stranger on the bus so he recognised that he needed to remove himself from the bus. He said he used to have visions of himself attacking people and yes, absolutely, I didn't know what to do with that. He was a nice guy though.

    Ah, that's better context now. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,301 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Most posts are from the perspective of the person who had the "get me out of here" thought. I fear I may have been involved in one where the person I was with had that thought.

    At one point while I was in college, I was going out with a girl for a couple of months. We were out one night when for some reason the concept of threesomes came up and we joked a bit about it with me saying at one point that I might surprise her. Totally innocent, can't remember how the conversation started or anything and it didn't go on for a long.

    A few hours later, we were in bed in my place. It was about 04:00 in the morning. We both were asleep. Next thing, the door of the room opened and a guy walked in wearing nothing but a pair of white y-fronts. I was woken to my gf in panic asking him what was he doing. He said, "What do you think" and went to climb in to bed. She nearly lost it. I had no clue what was going on, I had never in my life seen him before. I got up and took him out of the room and asked him what the f*ck was going on. Turned out he was drunk and had been staying with his mate who was my housemate but walked back in to the wrong room after getting up to go to the toilet. I kicked him back in to that room and went back in to my own. She was in shock. She asked me is that what I meant about a threesome and I nearly collapsed with laughter but she was spooked. I explained what had happened but while she said she understood, she was definitely uncomfortable. We tried to go back to sleep but every time I looked at her she was awake. She left first thing and told me 2 days later that college was getting too busy for a relationship. :(


  • Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,759 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    I had a smooth enough run of things in terms of no major drama with relationships except for one year when I moved to another city for college and ended up going off the rails a bit myself.

    I made the mistake of getting together with one of the girls I was living with but she was very hot and cold, refused to sit beside me watching a movie one time, threw a drink over me out of nowhere - I mean we were just having a chat and next thing I'm soaked in beer - when we were having a quiet one in a pub early in the evening. I ended up getting barred because she told the bouncers some concoction or other that they believed. I suppose her bullsiht story was more believable than the truth!

    I said I didn't think it was working at that stage, which she seemed ok with but then I started getting these letters slid under the door of my room! Pages and pages of foolscap handwritten notes. The contents of these ranged from being very sorry for messing around to be apoplectic with rage at some imagined slight. This bit is relevant later - the way our rooms were laid out, and being student accommodation, our rooms were side-by-side and our beds were either side of the usual paper thin walls.

    She started getting very friendly with another lad who I think was on her course or something so I thought phew, I'm off the hook. Not so.

    I went out for a pint with one of my mates one night and ended up heading back with a girl and then the rest of it. I started seeing a lot of this new girl then but was wary about bringing her back to my apartment for obvious reasons but she was sharing with another girl who was getting a bit nose out of joint that her buddy was getting such regular service and she wasn't having an easy time of getting the ride. So, the inevitable comes around and I have to take the new girl back to mine.

    I thought we'd get away with it when no one was up when we got back. Slipped into my rooms quietly, quick bone rattler and off to sleep.

    Next morning we wake up starving and talk about going for breakfast but the new girl is having trouble remembering where her shoes are and my jacket has gone walkabouts. Turns out that my laptop and guitar had also disappeared. Out the window of a 4 story apartment block and into an open basement courtyard used by the offices the building was shared with, so, 5 stories down! Smashey smashey. And it was raining.

    Had to get the off duty security man out to open the offices up so I could get the jacket and shoes back and try and get them dry, rest of the stuff was fukt. This all took a few hours. Meanwhile, new girl is left upstairs on her Todd making small talk with the other girl. "Sorry I ruined your shoes but sure they're only Penney's. hullaballoo is a prick, isn't he?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭catbear


    mfceiling wrote: »
    From reading this entire thread it has made me realise that 95% of the madness in a relationship comes from the female side!!
    Ask any bouncer who sets off the fights.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Most posts are from the perspective of the person who had the "get me out of here" thought. I fear I may have been involved in one where the person I was with had that thought.

    At one point while I was in college, I was going out with a girl for a couple of months. We were out one night when for some reason the concept of threesomes came up and we joked a bit about it with me saying at one point that I might surprise her. Totally innocent, can't remember how the conversation started or anything and it didn't go on for a long.

    A few hours later, we were in bed in my place. It was about 04:00 in the morning. We both were asleep. Next thing, the door of the room opened and a guy walked in wearing nothing but a pair of white y-fronts. I was woken to my gf in panic asking him what was he doing. He said, "What do you think" and went to climb in to bed.

    Fr Todd Unctious?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭Stealthfins


    That time I went on a date turned up she was well tipsy and she told me she was thinking of sabotaging her exes car,then she went missing in the bar for 15 minutes
    I went to the toilet walked past her she was snogging another guy
    Lol I left and headed home,got a text half an hour later asking where have I gone and it was bad form of me to walk out without telling her....
    She's still nuts as far as I know


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,256 ✭✭✭MPFGLB




  • Registered Users Posts: 301 ✭✭Eimee90


    she was excellent in bed though, to be fair.

    nope I just wasn't quite sure that I wanted to be going out someone quite as promiscuous as she seemed to be.


    And you were a virgin up until you slept with her i presume 🀔


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    amtc wrote: »
    I forgot about this one. It was 20 years ago and I met a guy about some 20 years older than me. He was lovely, met his parents, friends etc. The only thing was he still lived at home at 43. So did I but I was 23

    Anyway we went out happily for a year, holidays weekends etc. He wanted to go to Mass every Sunday, no big deal.

    Was my first serious serious relationship. Anyone he asked me out to a very swish restaurant and told me had something to ask me. Cue me butterflies.

    So I couldn't eat when we got there. Near dessert he reaches into his pocket...and pulls out a pamphlet...about becoming a priest. But how would I feel about seeing him while he decided...

    I ran and my mam picked me up. Ignored his calls

    Totally accidental bumped into him about five years ago...he was selling lights...not married. Mind you neither am I.

    You ran out of the restaurant immediately after he whipped his pamphlet out? Did you not even finish your dessert?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    elsa21 wrote: »
    And you were a virgin up until you slept with her i presume ”

    Actually, kinda sounds like it :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,409 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    I went for drinks with a girl who turned up wearing a tiara. She spent two hours insulting me and that was the last time I saw her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    A fella I work with was shagging a girl in his car when she had a bowel movement.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Grayson wrote: »
    I went for drinks with a girl who turned up wearing a tiara. She spent two hours insulting me and that was the last time I saw her.

    Was her scorn justified? Did you wear a black belt/brown shoes combo?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,043 ✭✭✭me_right_one


    elsa21 wrote: »
    And you were a virgin up until you slept with her i presume 🀔

    You do know you can *not* be a virgin, and still refrain from being promiscuous, don't you?


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