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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

cantdecide

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.

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buck65 wrote: »

I know a Finnish girl called Quim - Google it. I beleieve her full name is Raquim or something but she is Quim to everyone!

Hah, poor girl! I met a tour guide in the States who introduced herself as Gee. Not the way they says "gee", the way we say it. I was glad when the group split in two and I went with the other tour guide. I couldn't stop laughing at the start.

BattleCorp

New a kid once called Russell.

Russell is bad enough but his surname was Sprouts.

Russell Sprouts. :pac:

sryanbruen

Agosa (Ay-go-sa)

jca

Aisha Echoing Nitpicker wrote: »

Heard a Harley this week in school.

Wonder if his surname is Davidson!

Maybe he's a twin......vee twin...

Noo

Have a frustrated dad with twin boys messing on the bus behind me, theyre about 7 or 8. Gabriel and Darcy. Being in australia i don't think theres any connection to our dear gay and ray.

Cortina_MK_IV

Kelly Clarkson called her son Remington. Cue the quips about getting to the hospital must have been a close shave etc.

xabi

Jurgen klopp has a brother called Clippity.

osarusan

Was at the park with my kids the other day and heard a mother and father calling their kids for a drink/snack/something. Beatrix and Benedict.

matchthis

Ladies, gentlemen and everything in between

I give you

Drew Peacock!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/95505/You-called-me-what.html

daithi1970

Pocohontas. thats got to br the worst name out there...

callaway92

cactusgal wrote: »

Ophelia Heavenly.

Saw it on Facebook today. (No joke).

I think the name Ophelia is fairly nice to be honest! Heard it first in Pan's Labyrinth (the young girl).

Is it a Spanish name? Pretty cool I think anyway

appledrop

Mercedes

extra gravy

osarusan wrote: »

Was at the park with my kids the other day and heard a mother and father calling their kids for a drink/snack/something. Beatrix and Benedict.

Sounds like much ado about nothing.

*gets coat*

Spudgun

Fiadh, how could you look at your tiny baby and call her that.

Caoimhgh1n

Spudgun wrote: »

Fiadh, how could you look at your tiny baby and call her that.

Is it Fiadh in particular or do you hate all Irish names? I quite like that name.

chughes

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Kelly Clarkson called her son Remington. Cue the quips about getting to the hospital must have been a close shave etc.

It could have been worse, she could have called it Jeremy.

keano_afc

There was a Blake in the playground today when I was out with my kids. I've heard the best ones there. Jackson and Daytona were playing today too.

Robert McGrath

appledrop wrote: »

Mercedes

Pretty sure that was a girl's name before it was a car's name

topmanamillion

Noah.
Every second kid is called Noah.

FutureGuy

Django (Dunnes Stores) and Canada (Super Macs).

[Deleted User]

Spudgun wrote: »

Fiadh, how could you look at your tiny baby and call her that.

That's a beautiful name

Fluffy Cat 88

topmanamillion wrote: »

Noah.
Every second kid is called Noah.

Or Jack. There's more jacks than toilets in most primary schools nowadays!

[Deleted User]

keano_afc wrote: »

There was a Blake in the playground today when I was out with my kids. I've heard the best ones there. Jackson and Daytona were playing today too.

Blake is a cool name!
No one messing with him.

Personally, I like blaise, it's pronounced blaze, how flipping cool is that????!!!!

Dick phelan

Friend of mine has just called his new son, Zion, nearly chocked when he told me.

Cortina_MK_IV

You'll remember him anyway; especially when sit down by the rivers of Babylon.

The_Valeyard

Timmy.

South Park have ruined that name for me

XxMCRxBabyxX

Robert McGrath wrote: »

Pretty sure that was a girl's name before it was a car's name

The car was named after the owner's daughter I believe.

jca

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

You'll remember him anyway; especially when sit down by the rivers of Babylon.

Ha ha ha good one.

Ahorseofaman

I was doing a delivery about 20 years go and heard Blake and Krystal being called in for their tea and a mates sister in one of the rougher area's of Cork city called her children Daylon ,Taygon and Joron which she invented herself as she wanted them to be unique.(Taygon is a girl the other 2 are lads.):eek:

Samaris

callaway92 wrote: »

I think the name Ophelia is fairly nice to be honest! Heard it first in Pan's Labyrinth (the young girl).

Is it a Spanish name? Pretty cool I think anyway

Ofelia is the Latinate* form of the name afaik, Ophelia...hrm. Well, it appears in Shakespeare (Hamlet), so it was a "known" name in Shakespearean England. Huh, looked it up, and it's from a Greek word. Probably invented as a name by a 15thC poet for "Arcadia".

*I may be using that term wrong - I mean in the Romance/Latin-influenced languages such as Spanish, Italian, French.

Ahorseofaman wrote: »

I was doing a delivery about 20 years go and heard Blake and Krystal being called in for their tea and a mates sister in one of the rougher area's of Cork city called her children Daylon ,Taygon and Joron which she invented herself as she wanted them to be unique.(Taygon is a girl the other 2 are lads.):eek:

Sounds like polyester materials from the 50s. Now introducing Rayon! Teflon! Nylon! Daylon! Taygon! And Joron!

(Yes, I know they're not all polyester or from the 50s! Let it be..)