Renegade Mechanic wrote: » Ever.... burp up a chicken bone?
Ihatecuddles wrote: » Yeah...green gas comes out too, and any flowers/plants in the vicinity die!
SHOVELLER wrote: » Met this bird out one night years ago. Lot of pints on board and we ended up in that Manhattan place off Harcourt Street for a late feed. Swapped numbers and arranged to meet the following night to see a flick. Turned up at the Savoy and immediately we both realised this was a mistake. I had no interest and she had less. Time to kill before the movie so had a pint in Madigan's. Basic conversation went south as she wouldnt even tell me what she did for a living! As we were takling our seats for the movie she says "This isnt working out, maybe I should go". To be polite I said we should at least watch the movie while secretly hoping she would **** off. She didnt and the movie lasted 2 and a half excruciating hours! Awkward wouldnt even begin to describe it. When I see that movie on tv now it brings it all back! Which reminds me of another "date" a few years back. I was renting out my place and this Polish couple arrived to look at it and brought their friend who was an absolute stunner. Texted the potential tenant to ask for her friends number and we met up a few days later at the old Harp Bar. I bought the first round, obviously but then when both glasses were empty there was an awkward silence so getting impatient went up and got another in. Then deja vu she wouldnt divulge what she did for a living either!! Eventually she said she was a massage therapist. Mmm. Anyway she did finally buy a round and after I walked her back to the Luas never heard from her again! You live and learn.
bear1 wrote: » Maybe its not as bad as some of the ones on here but fairly awkward at the time. When I had turned 18 my parents finally gave me the keys and insurance to their car, as I was begging for it constantly we agreed that I would give one months pocket money for it (was just about to go to uni). Fair enough I though seeing as I hassled them to death about it. Anyway I had just started dating a girl who had been dumped a few weeks prior and I had told her that I've got a car now so lets go into Galway for dinner. After agreeing for the no money for a month thing I had just enough to go to mcdonalds with her and a walk through Salthill. Well the shouting and abuse I got the moment I explained why we were going to mcdonalds. Needless to say she began comparing me to her ex and how he was much better etc. Being 18 I hadnt much experience so I was just left in speechless, still bought her the fecking cheeseburger though. Still got the ride that night and never heard from her again
wazky wrote: » Met with a woman off a dating site once, the woman that turned up was my actually my wife! Oh the hilarity that ensued.
Leftist wrote: » I had a terrible one about ten years ago. Went on a 2nd/3rd date to some independent film festival and The only thing we could agree on was Bundy. The film about Ted Bundy not Al. Anyway, anyone familiar with this clown will know that maybe isn’t the best early date film to bring a MOT along to see. To cut a long story short the mood afterwards was about as jovial as tour of Auschwitz. I tried some moves including the stop short, but she was as dry as a bowl of uncle ben’s brown rice. We ended up having a bit of a fight after I asked her for a quick nosh, some young lads were watching and one of them as a lad I had a run in with at a nightclub a while back. About 6 of them start walking towards the car and she tries to get out! So I grab her in a headlock and drive off, she ends up biting me on the stomach but by that time we were out of the estate so I let her go. Ended up forking out 400 euros on a solicitor and spending the night getting questioned about an alleged abduction! Mad as a bag of cats that one, she even denied that there was any young lads. This is, I kind of liked her, i suppose she's the one that got away.
miamee wrote: »
Gummy Panda wrote: » You put her in a headlock?
Leftist wrote: » Ended up forking out 400 euros on a solicitor and spending the night getting questioned about an alleged abduction! Mad as a bag of cats that one, she even denied that there was any young lads. Thing is, I kind of liked her, i suppose she's the one that got away.
jonnyfingers wrote: » Anyway at the end of one night, as I was about to get a taxi, she found me separated from the herd and went in for the kill. As she went to kiss me I panicked and headbutted her
listermint wrote: » Or didnt get away....
Leftist wrote: » I saw her once in the liffey valley car park and she took off running.
SHOVELLER wrote: » As we were takling our seats for the movie she says "This isnt working out, maybe I should go". To be polite I said we should at least watch the movie while secretly hoping she would **** off. She didnt and the movie lasted 2 and a half excruciating hours! Awkward wouldnt even begin to describe it. When I see that movie on tv now it brings it all back!
Mr Benevolent wrote: » With good reason. What the hell were you thinking, putting a woman in a headlock for no reason? No wonder she called the Gardai, you attacked a virtual stranger and tried to force her to stay in your car. Do you use the Deliverance theme as your ringtone, by any chance?
bear1 wrote: » You basically assaulted a helpless woman. I seriously thought this was an attempt at black humour but this doesn't seem the case. Are you surprised she ran the other way? Also, could you not warn her that there are shady characters around?
bear1 wrote: » Weird that you didnt want those 6 lads coming to the car but I think she would have been safer with them.
