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Best/worst/weirdest chat up lines

McChubbin

In the spirit of this dubious day of consumerism, let's all offer up the best/worst/ downright weirdest pickup lines you've heard of.

I'll start the ball rolling with one I've never actually used:
"You melt my chocolate!"

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phill106

Rosco1982 wrote: »

I know a fella who, every Saturday night, would wait until about 2.20am then walk up to the ugliest girl in the night club and say "Well love, I haven't seen anyone else talking to you tonight. So it's me or nothing."

He pulled every time.

Ya but was it the same ugly bird every saturday night :P

Cupcake_Crisis

degausserxo wrote: »

.. and jacket?

you can leave your hat on...

_LilyRose_

degausserxo wrote: »

.. and jacket?

na, just the pants'll do:cool:

degausserxo

_LilyRose_ wrote: »

take off your pants

.. and jacket?

_LilyRose_

take off your pants

Junco Partner

my mickey died can i bury it in you

or

there are 206 bones in the human body......... how'd ya like one more?

degausserxo

Yer a wizard, Harry.

tim0ney

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

You auto-complete me.

Oh, I’m sorry. I thought that was a Braille nametag.

If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.

If I were an enzyme I would DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

OutlawPete

I usually just sing that one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3nqOmF2j50

JonnyF

extra-ordinary_ wrote: »

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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True story, my mate said this to one of my girlfriend's friends at a house party a couple of years ago and her response was "oh my god, no, i'd take it as a compliment"

needless to say she's not the brightest crayon in the box

extra-ordinary_

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Were you in an accident?

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Dunjohn

My name is URL wrote: »

"If all else fails, just get your lad out"

that's one I used, I read it on an internet forum... didn't end well

Wait, you said that to the girl? There's the problem, mate.

bazmaiden

Ya don't sweat much for a fat burd!!

Is your name Gillette? Because your the best a man can get!

JonnyF

You wanna go get some pizza and f**k?

what? you don't like pizza?

ilovelamp2000

I know a fella who, every Saturday night, would wait until about 2.20am then walk up to the ugliest girl in the night club and say "Well love, I haven't seen anyone else talking to you tonight. So it's me or nothing."

He pulled every time.

Pdfile

best: " how much ? "

Worst: " how much "

You cant go wrong really.

McChubbin

My name is URL wrote: »

"If all else fails, just get your lad out"

that's one I used, I read it on an internet forum... didn't end well

So, I heird u liek mudkipz. :pac:

... I'll get me coat.

Red_Marauder

The longest/ most successful relationship I ever had was one that began over the corpse of a dead dog. I reckon the first words spoken were "Hmmn..."

So chat up lines are garbage. It's initially physical attraction, it doesn't really matter what is said, just say something.

bud1970

"you know what would look good on you?. me!!"

or....

"if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put "u" and "i" together"

or if they fail, you could just try, "would ye take a length???"

Midnight Sundance

I remember falling for the fake eye lash trick. Guy comments on how long they are,says they must be fake,you close eyes to show them they not n bam a peck on the lips. Have to say i laughed. :-)

HalloweenJack

I had a date earlier on and tried the "boyfriend material" one. It cracked her up.

GiftofGab

My name is URL wrote: »

"If all else fails, just get your lad out"

that's one I used, I read it on an internet forum... didn't end well

Think the saying is; "If in doubt, whip it out"

My name is URL

"If all else fails, just get your lad out"

that's one I used, I read it on an internet forum... didn't end well

cock robin

Do you like chicken. Well get your lips around this it's foul.

McChubbin

I love this thread so much I wanna donkey punch it.

Darksaga87

Ya dont sweat much for a fat burd.

Jordonvito

"Hows your pit for silage?"

Fago!

Deleted User wrote: »

Girl: "What's bigger than Canada?"
Guy: "I don't know.. What?"
Girl: "My dick".

Better

OutlawPete

Fago_25 wrote: »

I was gonna play a prank on this valentines day,
by wearing some leather and saying I'm gay,

But then I thought nah, I wanna feel like a king,
so get down on your knees and lick my ring!

Better

[Deleted User]

Guy: "What's bigger than Canada?"
Girl: "I don't know.. What?"
Guy: "My dick".