Like how long would your back hair get if you let it grow.
why does them call that bloke whats on dragons den 'Theo the fetus'?
How can someone buy a brand new car and then drive around in it, if i bought one, i wouldnt be able to feed myself for a few years, never mind put fuel in it.
Also i would be afraid that i would scratch it
I was looking at a Michael Hartnett poem, which got me thinking: Does anyone in Ireland write poetry anymore? Is there any culture around poetry, do people write short stories anymore?
I wonder what all this "Traitors" shyte is about.
I would have thought that was obvious. People aren't crazy about the idea of death, either for themselves of their loved ones and anything which promises an escape from unending oblivium gets people's attention.
Plus if your very stressed over something that you have no control over, having a big handed cloudy mega ghost in the sky to solve it is the only get out of jail free card
I bet a lot of religious people were in this situation, and i have sympathy for them
Novels.
Surely its near on impossible to actually come up with a storyline that hasnt been done already, or something very very similar.
They're already broken in, and very comfortable.
I always wonder how birds know exactly when to migrate.It’s mad to think they can sense changes in daylight and even the Earth’s magnetic field to guide them thousands of kilometres, often back to the exact same spot each year.
I wonder how traffic lights know it's me approaching and immediately start sequencing to red.
Do Aldi or Lidl staff get sacked if they stop moving?
They always seem to be working very hard and not as chilled as the Dunnes staff in town.
A wonder if you are jealous because you only have power over StreetLights and not traffic lights…
yOU KNOW WHEN GENDER CRITICAL FEMINISTS say gay men, lesbians, women and children are more important than trans women?
So, does that mean a gay man who is a drag queen is more important than a full on transsexual?
And also why did the GC feminists wait so long to announce that pronouns were homophobic, and misgendering was good grammar? If they'd done it twenty five years ago, then surely people would catch on and there wouldn't be any moaning about 'straight middle class kids appropriating the LGB community'.
Were they ashamed of their beliefs for so long? They go on about being brave and courageous, but they truly would have been if they'd picketed Granada for calling Hayley Cropper 'she'. Or are they just bullshitting that they believed so long?
I wonder how do scumbags always look like scumbags. Just the face alone. You can put them in a shirt and tie outside a court and they still look like scumbags. Do they morph into those facial features over time?
I wonder how there's no fuss made of Turkey's invasion of Cyprus like there is over Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
My back is as bald as an egg and has been all my adult life so it won't get long anytime. Have hair on my head, face and bollocks. The rest of my body is hairless….a few meagre wisps on my shins and that's about it.
Interesting timing...
Today I wondered if everyone in a corporate job gets to a point that they can't do it any more.
Who was Lord Herus and why is he never mentioned in the bible? What was he the lord of? Why do they bang on about him in mass all the time.....?
Where is Facekicker now...?
the peter principle?
or do you mean just getting so exasperated they can't deal with it anymore?
I’m very close at the moment. Had my fill of corporate buzzword bingo and people talking as if what we they do is changing the world when it’s mundane and not really that important. If I hear another “senior leader” tell me how “excited” they are about the “journey” we as “a family” are on, I’ll gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon. It’s a delusional, poisonous environment like most MNC jobs.
But it affords me a bloody good life. I’ve sold my soul for something I don’t believe in and actively despise.
So I guess I’m the problem.
…………still wondering after all these years
Which came first the egg, the hen or the rooster ? Perhaps the rooster came first in the hen and then…………..😁
Do female animals come?
Ah but his next million reincarnations will be as the people he had murdered.
Their parents are drug addicts and alkies which obviously plays hell with their DNA. A lot of them are born with drug addiction or foetal alcohol syndrome. Probably a certain amount of inbreeding and incest as well.
Why anyone would pay €50 to listen to Gift Grub Live.
JJust like the Royal Family ironically.
they say Princess Margaret had FAS.
his first name was Graciously as far as i know
he was a brother of round john.
Why do young ones have massive eyebrows now like caterpillars. What are they made of, they don't look real.
Are they supposed to look good? They look like cartoon characters
Then there's the fake tan, spray yourself a different color, why not sure.