People who use the Irish language version of their name.
For example, people who were born, christened and registered as Paul Murphy, for example, who start going by Pól Ó'Murachú.
Don't forget the beanie caps and, in extreme cases, shades to complete the Dundrum Shopping Centre ensemble.
Saw a Bear Gryllis lad in the petrol station last week in flip flops and no socks.
I love these threads. Everyone ends up being a tosser
Those who litter, and generally don't tidy up after themselves.
Those who while shopping will leave their trolly in the middle of the isle while they go look at the other side of the isle.
People who drive so close they can smell your arse, even worse at night when their lights blind you.
People who drive with their full beam lights on at the first sniff of it getting dark.
12 pubs of christmas wànkers in their dickhead jumpers annoying the locals trying to have a few quiet christmas pints....
Pìss off you cùnts with your selfies and the like...
Including people who add in extra fadas where they don’t belong.
Síobhán for example or people who put the fada in backwards, Pòl for example.
Those who self praise themselves all of the time.
"I'm hilarious"
"I'm brilliant at my job"
"I'm great craic on annight out"
It's not confidence, it's being unaware that they are thinking out loud all of the time.
Ponytail or 'Man-bun'
Or as the saying goes: when a man speaks of his strengths, he whispers his weakness.
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Exactly like lads when GAA jerseys
Edit... No idea what's wrong with that quote mechanism. This forum software is crap
Pretending there's an issue with objecting to the excessive force in Gaza and the invasion of Ukraine.
Dressing in really warm clothes during hot weather.
People absolutely bombing it on winding country roads with full beams on. Need to be very aware of those maniacs if going on a rural excursion in the winter.
Adults illegally cycling on footpaths
or cycling on main road with a cycle lane beside them
In spain for a few weeks, a few ive noticed...
Grown adults in matching sportswear in garish colours, like neon orange/lime green nike tracksuits.
Full kit **** wearing the same football/rugby/gaa jersey every day (at least i think its the same...if they have more than one of the same jersey thats even worse)
People who dont even try to say 'hola'...instead using 'oi!' or 'hi!'
Immigrants who call themselves expats, and give out about fellow (usually black) immigrants.
Every lane is a cycle lane, except for motorways.
Family cutting off contact with a disabled sibling and leaving them to fend for themselves even though they know the person is helpless and struggling. Life's a bitch but family are ****
Anyone who uses "woke" as an insult.
Men who wear salmon coloured Ralph Lauren polo shirts with the collar turned up. These men are usually accompanied by a lady 6" taller than them.
balances out with far right.
Anyone wearing any polo shirt with the collar turned up. With or without company.
Thay's an impressive lump of wood he's got there.
People getting everyone free drinks then clearing off before you can return the gesture. Usually full of good cheer too.
Someone on a cargo bike
I feel way better about myself now. Thank you. I'm not the only one.
I couldn't even count to 12 if I tried that crawl.
Anyone particularly men who wear flip flops anywhere other than at the beach or a swimming pool in Ireland.
Wearing flip flops and socks is taking it to another level of tosserism entirely.
Yes. Usually bearded & angry.
People who wear shorts in the depths of winter.
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With Canadian goose jacket. Gives off the right vibes.
Are mauve and fuchsia coloured shirts ok?
Peopje who smoke or vape. Anyone with jeans with large holes .people with tattoos on hands or face or neck .people who put up Christmas decorations in November.people who post photos of meals .people who say the c word .