People who use the Irish language version of their name.
For example, people who were born, christened and registered as Paul Murphy, for example, who start going by Pól Ó'Murachú.
Electorate too
Anything with the name Healy Rae
People who throw rubbish out their car
Hoody over the head in gym’s
People that add pronouns to their bio or whatever.
Smoking hash on the street / park / train station.
I'd also second the 'no socks'. Male humans over the age of about 6, have no excuse for not wearing socks with long trousers, ever.
As for this, it should be a capital offence...
Manbags slung over their shoulder. Twat !
Dreadlocks
If they're white honkeys from Rathmines, yes, but not black people or rastafarians.
You take time for a bit of scissors action? Pfft, buzzcut, like a REAL man 😂
‘Skin fade’ btw, but I know the Hitler Youth and Conor McScumbag style you mean 😁
Tossers? I dunno, like men in slim fitting suits drive me bananas, but I dunno, it’s just cos they look a bit shìt, tosser seems more of a personality trait 🤔
I'd certainly agree that tosser is a personality trait rather than a matter of appearance. Many of the greatest tossers look just like any other person and can be any age.
Enoch Burke
Red football shirts, grey track leg wearing
Dog kickers.
Males with holes in there jeans.
Bmw or especially Audi drivers absolute toss jockeys as are NI reged drivers on the M1 complete ****!😡😡
People who post a lot about their employer on Linkedin.
People that swirl the wine in their glass and smell it before tasting it.
Leinster scarf.
My own haircut games less than 10 mins, I’m female… alas a bit thin on crop
Those who snap their fingers at wait staff.
Cybersecurity people love to hang tons of stickers, labels, emblems, badges, etc about their equipment & person, competing for tosser of the year. If anyone has heard of DefCon (Google it) it could be re-titled TosserCon
People who tell you they have an EyePhone rather than just say jaysus phone.
Neck/face tattoo's unless you have over €5 million to take out of the bank tomorrow.
People using yachting/sail bags as every day bags.
Men dying their hair/beard where it's clear they basically bought a variant of Valspar Jet Black and lobbed it on.
Any grown man who goes by initials as their first name JP/PJ etc, real name usually turns out to be something unrelated like Marcus.
Very common among SF republican-types 🤢. All undoubtedly fluent Irish speakers....
The fella who works on the pub salad bar.
Was in a lift with one such a few years ago. Had heard her across the shop floor talking in Irish in a sing song voice to her child. In the lift myself and partner got in they came in just after us. Uimhir a dó, she kept repeating to her child of about 6 who just stared back at her blankly. Meanwhile the lift isn't moving and my partner's getting annoyed. "Uimhir a dó" says Mammy to her child again who now erupts "Mammy! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!"
A lad with a bunch of keys hanging off one of the belt loops on his trousers.
Maybe mammy needed the toilet 🤣
Tailgaters
People who walk past 'please wait to be seated' signs in restaurants
People on flights who stand up and crowd the aisle the second the plane hits the tarmac
Yoga heads who post 'well being' and 'namaste' posts on social media non stop, with photos of them doing an inverted crab pose on a beach.
Anyone on an escooter
Well, we nearly did uimhir a h-aon in our pants from laughing. Especially after I said to the child, with my English accent, to press the button with number two on it. Mammy's face was a picture of mortification.
The names Conor McGregor, Imelda May, Katherine Thomas, Darina Allen & Vogue Williams among others
Anyone that repeatedly says 'be kind' usually fits the bill.
The .#BeKinds simply want equanimity to the #BeCruels
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