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What's the craic (pun intended) with anal sex?

Porklife

Morning folks,

As this is AH, I'm expecting a plethora of vulgar answers but I'm genuinely wondering, what's the story with men and anal sex? Every guy I've been with over the last few years has asked for it. I can't think of a single guy who hasn't asked me if I'm up for it. Nothing at all wrong with that, I have done it in the right circumstances when the mood has taken over but I definitely don't enjoy it. I'm just wondering why men like it so much. I think the.. for want of a better word, normal way, is much nicer. Is it because its a bit taboo (or is it even?), is it because it shows the girl has a dirty side? Also.. And this hugely worries me, are you put off by a girl who does it? Do you judge her in some maybe even subconscious way?

Sorry to be so vulgar at breakfast time on a lovely Christmas Saturday folks but I have my reasons for asking ðŸ˜‰ðŸ˜‘ðŸ˜œ

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Avatar MIA

chicorytip wrote: »

Nothing at all wrong with the recreational variety but in the form nature intended, please.

And what's specifically wrong with consenting adults having oral sex? As for being normal, if practically everyone has done it since the dawn of time does that not make it "normal?"

nthclare

Your arse is meant for the excretion of waste.

Not for accepting tokens of love.....

Blitzkrieger

Porklife wrote: »

You wouldn't believe some of the stuff I've had guys say to me or try to do and I'm very open minded.

There was a thread in TLL years back about people's experiences in the dating world that was comedy gold. Can't remember what it's called or I'd google it...

Timberrrrrrrr

chicorytip wrote: »

How could sodomy or oral sex, for that matter, ever be regarded as acceptable practices?

Don't knock it until you have tried it.

chicorytip

Avatar MIA wrote:

Or sex for reasons other than procreation, Fr.

Nothing at all wrong with the recreational variety but in the form nature intended, please.

Feisar

chicorytip wrote: »

How could sodomy or oral sex, for that matter, ever be regarded as acceptable practices?

Tis hard to beat the wife slurping on the end of my soul in fairness.

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chicorytip wrote: »

How could sodomy or oral sex, for that matter, ever be regarded as acceptable practices?

Or sex for reasons other than procreation, Fr.

Always Tired

I have no interest in it whatsoever. Firstly, poop comes out of there. Secondly, the other hole does the job rightly. It's IMO just a result of blokes watching too much porn. I don't even watch anal vids myself.

So, OP, what's your phone number then? Your arse is safe with me.

chicorytip

zapitastas wrote:

Porn has normalised it and so seems like the thing to do

How could sodomy or oral sex, for that matter, ever be regarded as acceptable practices?

Franz Von Peppercorn

Wibbs wrote: »

What the actual f... :eek:

A couple of things occur to me with someone like that, foremost among them if its coming from someone who's not a teenager is that maybe this has worked for them in the past? Which is another level of weird. Or he's just a weirdo.

Yeh. Right?

Must have worked before. Extraordinary.

Blitzkrieger

Like others I suspect the attraction is down to porn. Jimmy Carr made a joke years ago that the birth rate is going to go way down because people learn about sex from porn. "Well I shag her in the arse then cum on her tits, but we just can't seem to get pregnant!"

I do worry about that there's a chauvinistic element to it; that it can be uncomfortable to women and seen as submissive, but maybe some men are just conditioned to think that it's a natural part of sex and something they should want. Personally I've only done it a couple of times (at the ladies request) and it wasn't my favourite experience.

The bottom line OP is if you're uncomfortable with it, it's your choice, and no man should keep pestering you over it. If they can't respect your decision, get rid.

Zorya

Stories from women meeting guys like the stories in this thread make me pray hard that my husband with his lovely willy and regular tastes lives to be very old so that I never end up on the dating scene again.

sabat

It's just a boring smooth tunnel compared to the feature filled one you're supposed to put it in and if you "strike oil" that's game over: you're not going to stay hard while retching.

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KathleenGrant wrote: »

Me too. I must be so boring.

I have one story, that I think is funny more than anything.

At a multi national company christmas party we've all indulged at the Christmas party. Me and a few colleagues were sitting together with our prim and dour manager. A good accountant, but more stereotypical than most.

Anyway, my friend (male) and another colleague were flirting and I'll admit I was a little jealous. She was quite attractive. I could see the manager was giving my friend daggers. He was married ( I wasnt) and at a quiet moment I pointed out it would be best if he calmed it down and he reluctantly backed off. Aside from the admitted jealousy the advice came from a good place.

Everone was having a good time, and about 8 of us decided to go back to a twin room to continue the party. I was one of the first to give in so lay on the bed fully clothed. About an hour or so after lights out a hand crept onto my stomach and I then realised clothes can come off pretty quickly. I was quickly in under the sheets. Not much notice was given to the other occupants of the room. They were, I hoped, all asleep.

Most will have realised by now (if you've bothered to keep reading) that the girl with the wandering hand was the girl I warned my friend away from. And he was lying on a coach perpendicular to the bed I was on. Neither he or I suspect anyone else in the room slept through it.

Odd, he never saw that I'd rescued him from an awkward situation seeing as he was married, and never forgave me.

Ah, always makes me smile when I think back on it.

Sorry, off topic.

Feisar

Idbatterim wrote: »

Vag is so vanilla!

Better than double chocolate chip though!

Sirius Boner

Avatar MIA wrote: »

It's not, but there's a sexuality forum you can join to get more considered responses.

The sexuality forum was one of the most boring fora I have ever been in...that was 3 unsenames ago, so perhaps it's changed...but I doubt it

sk8erboii

Anal sex isnt anything special. When i dated a girl in 2010 (we were 16) she was pretty ready to give it up on the first two weeks. Same with every girl since then. To be fair i tend to be friends with art types so theyre more liberal when it comes to sex

Purple Mountain

I got a tattoo a few years ago on my Kardassian that says 'Exit Only'.
That puts paid to any requests.

KathleenGrant

Avatar MIA wrote: »

What I've learned most from this thread is that I've lead a sheltered sex life.

Me too. I must be so boring.

Avatar MIA

Porklife wrote: »

Haha oh my god!! That's so odd! A guy I know had a similar experience but the person who was watching came into the room and asked for money... Mommy, mommy, can I have five euro? It was her child! Apparently she casually said, my purse is over there on the floor and carried on!

What I've learned most from this thread is that I've lead a sheltered sex life.

Porklife

Wibbs wrote: »

Having heard similar from men and women mates(and weirder stuff) on the mating/dating scene little surprises me TBH. I've experienced a few occasions of the Weird myself. One situation was after a few times going out, flics, dinner and drinking and all seemed grand. Back to her place and room for some fumbling fun, I become aware that the door is ajar and someone is there. I'm all WTF? and yer wan tells me that it's just her (woman) roommate and she sometimes likes to watch and this turns them both on. Now my fumblings are barely adequate for observation for the woman I"m directly fumbling so an audience is hardly welcome and since she was only into watching... And no I didn't put on a show.

Haha oh my god!! That's so odd! A guy I know had a similar experience but the person who was watching came into the room and asked for money... Mommy, mommy, can I have five euro? It was her child! Apparently she casually said, my purse is over there on the floor and carried on!

Porklife

Ramsi wrote: »

This thread is a wind up.

How? Are you saying I'm pretending a guy hasn't asked me to do this and I'm looking for opinions? No idea how that would be a wind up.. Bizarre

arybvtcw0eolkf

Porklife wrote: »

You wouldn't believe some of the stuff I've had guys say to me or try to do and I'm very open minded. I was recently on a date with a guy... a first date may I add, and he went to go for a cigarette. I was sitting at the bar and before he went he goes.. Oh, this will keep you company while I'm gone. He hands me his phone (weird as we'd only just met) and shows me a video of a woman, spreadeagle being licked out by a dog! I was stunned!!! Needless to say, we didn't go home and do it doggy style!

And that ladies and gentlemen is how you give a dog a bone

Idbatterim

Vag is so vanilla!

[Deleted User]

Porklife wrote: »

You wouldn't believe some of the stuff I've had guys say to me or try to do and I'm very open minded. I was recently on a date with a guy... a first date may I add, and he went to go for a cigarette. I was sitting at the bar and before he went he goes.. Oh, this will keep you company while I'm gone. He hands me his phone (weird as we'd only just met) and shows me a video of a woman, spreadeagle being licked out by a dog! I was stunned!!! Needless to say, we didn't go home and do it doggy style!

Can this thread just be about your dating stories from here on please?

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Porklife wrote: »

Needless to say, we didn't go home and do it doggy style!

Just plain missionary then? :P

Wibbs

Porklife wrote: »

You wouldn't believe some of the stuff I've had guys say to me or try to do and I'm very open minded. I was recently on a date with a guy... a first date may I add, and he went to go for a cigarette. I was sitting at the bar and before he went he goes.. Oh, this will keep you company while I'm gone. He hands me his phone (weird as we'd only just met) and shows me a video of a woman, spreadeagle being licked out by a dog! I was stunned!!! Needless to say, we didn't go home and do it doggy style!

What the actual f... :eek:

A couple of things occur to me with someone like that, foremost among them if its coming from someone who's not a teenager is that maybe this has worked for them in the past? Which is another level of weird. Or he's just a weirdo.

Porklife

You wouldn't believe some of the stuff I've had guys say to me or try to do and I'm very open minded. I was recently on a date with a guy... a first date may I add, and he went to go for a cigarette. I was sitting at the bar and before he went he goes.. Oh, this will keep you company while I'm gone. He hands me his phone (weird as we'd only just met) and shows me a video of a woman, spreadeagle being licked out by a dog! I was stunned!!! Needless to say, we didn't go home and do it doggy style!

Franz Von Peppercorn

bubblypop wrote: »

Very old fashioned view by you.
Maybe you treat sex like something you give to him?
Maybe you should just relax & enjoy it

She doesn’t really want to do it.

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Wibbs wrote: »

If he comes back with "yeah and I used to fiddle with meself watching through a keyhole". RUN!

"Ah, that explains it. Fire away so". :pac: