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Kris Kindle

One Cold Hand

I've to get a really boring German guy in my office present. He's also really lazy and just sits there looking around and staring at people all day. It completely anonymous, so I just want to get something that rips the p!ss out of him.

Any ideas?

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A butt-plug

Rob_l

get him a subscription to boards its what all the cool people are doing

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=853

One Cold Hand

rb_ie wrote: »

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=853

Oops. Maybe it should be moved. Sorry bout that...

Hagar

A pet snail.

jameshayes

get him a map of the 2020 dublin metro - those germans love to be prepared!

kevmy

Firstly it's Kris Kringle.

Secondly a DVD of the World Cup Final 1966

Pigman II

Nazi Stormtrooper outfit.

Senna

Just print out a fake 'a donation has been made, on your behalf, towards the holocaust survivors fund'

or

a framed picture of yourself

ScumLord

One of those bargain basket Irish trad tapes, a bottle of whiskey and a but plug. That's a fun night in that would cheer any body up.

aidan_walsh

http://www.amazon.com/How-Win-Friends-Influence-People/dp/0671723650?

biko

Get him a book of German jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.

What do you call a cat with no tail?
A Manx cat.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important
that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

TheBigLebowski

kevmy wrote: »

Firstly it's Kris Kringle.

Actually, it's not smarthole. It's Kris kindle which comes from Christkindl which comes from ChristKind which means Christ Child which is the traditional Christmas giftbringer in certain parts of the world.

aidan_walsh

TheBigLebowski wrote: »

Actually, it's not smarthole. It's Kris kindle which comes from Christkindl which comes from ChristKind which means Christ Child which is the traditional Christmas giftbringer in certain parts of the world.

So Jesus is Santa?

biko

aidan_walsh wrote: »

So Jesus is Santa?

*My head explodes*

One Cold Hand

aidan_walsh wrote: »

So Jesus is Santa?

Don't be stoopid, Christ is the tooth fairy and the reindeer is a snowman.

Pigman II

biko wrote: »

Get him a book of German jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.

What do you call a cat with no tail?
A Manx cat.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important
that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

Wunderbar!

I actually enjoyed those.

Karoma

Meh. OP: ask in the appropriate forum.
Others: meh.
loop.

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