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fart ass lifting?

  • 25-06-2006 7:18pm
    #1
    fish fingers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,165 ✭✭✭


    how many fellas here lift their arse when they fart?? is it very important or what


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  • #2
    muletide
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    oh dear


  • #3
    Heyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Heyes


    nice :rolleyes:

    id say 5 mins till shut :p


  • #4
    iFight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,498 ✭✭✭iFight


    good thread ;)


  • #5
    Huggles
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    im going for ten mins!!


  • #6
    fish fingers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,165 ✭✭✭fish fingers


    the worst is when you lift for a spectacular one and nothing happens:p


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  • #7
    muletide
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    the worst is when you start a thread for something spectacular and nothing happens


  • #8
    Da Bounca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Da Bounca


    If i'm looking for volume I do the auld lift technique, other than that i let it slip out gradually, no forcing of farts, had a bit of a mishap once.


  • #9
    ferdi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    it helps with leverage.
    fish fingers wrote:
    the worst is when you lift for a spectacular one and nothing happens:p
    Thats whats called a 'miss fire'.


  • #10
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    lol, some deadly threads today! :D

    I usually do if I'm trying to be subtle... I just kinda change the way I'm sitting. Otherwise the gas is coming out of a tighter squeeze, so it's likely to be louder... and more violent. Like I could instantly kill the person sitting beside me with the force.

    Whereas the smell usually takes a good 2 or 3 minutes to kill them, giving me time to flee from the scene!


  • #11
    fish fingers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,165 ✭✭✭fish fingers


    forcing causes the old follow thru:(


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  • #12
    iFight
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    fish fingers wrote:
    forcing causes the old follow thru:(

    Never that pleasant, the owl wet ones


  • #13
    fish fingers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,165 ✭✭✭fish fingers


    worst is when you chance one, next thing, disaster. "ill get my coat"


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