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fart ass lifting?

fish fingers

how many fellas here lift their arse when they fart?? is it very important or what

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muletide

oh dear

Heyes

nice :rolleyes:

id say 5 mins till shut

iFight

good thread

Huggles

im going for ten mins!!

fish fingers

the worst is when you lift for a spectacular one and nothing happens:p

muletide

the worst is when you start a thread for something spectacular and nothing happens

Da Bounca

If i'm looking for volume I do the auld lift technique, other than that i let it slip out gradually, no forcing of farts, had a bit of a mishap once.

ferdi

it helps with leverage.

fish fingers wrote:

the worst is when you lift for a spectacular one and nothing happens:p

Thats whats called a 'miss fire'.

Dave!

lol, some deadly threads today!

I usually do if I'm trying to be subtle... I just kinda change the way I'm sitting. Otherwise the gas is coming out of a tighter squeeze, so it's likely to be louder... and more violent. Like I could instantly kill the person sitting beside me with the force.

Whereas the smell usually takes a good 2 or 3 minutes to kill them, giving me time to flee from the scene!

fish fingers

forcing causes the old follow thru:(

iFight

fish fingers wrote:

forcing causes the old follow thru:(

Never that pleasant, the owl wet ones

fish fingers

worst is when you chance one, next thing, disaster. "ill get my coat"

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