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luxuries you'd love to have

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  • 22-08-2015 5:57pm
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    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭


    I'd love an on- hand cook to make anything I felt like having at the click of a finger. A personal assistant to fetch the shopping, cleaning and other small errands when I can't be arsed to.


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    #2
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    A Mercedes


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    #3
    bop1977
    Registered Users Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭bop1977


    Money


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    #4
    Lisha
    Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    I'd love some spare cash every once in a while


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    #5
    padd b1975
    Registered Users Posts: 10,703 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    A Jacuzzi that I could take a crap in.


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    #6
    cmssjone
    Registered Users Posts: 355 ✭✭cmssjone


    Dove soap


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    #7
    AgileMyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    Don't click your fingers at people.


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    #8
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    A sexy woman who isn't high maintenance.


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    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    someone to do the dishes and put them away again. every morning
    and mop the floor as well


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    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,356 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    A new foot , the right one gives me terrible gyp .


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    #11
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,356 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
    A sexy woman who isn't high maintenance.

    No such thing exists.


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    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    An Elephant.


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    #13
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    time


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    #14
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users Posts: 28,666 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    This would be pretty cool...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93znHXPjq0


    .. if it talks I shall call it KARR (always preferred the "evil twin" to goody-goody KITT :p)


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    #15
    Qualitymark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,824 ✭✭✭Qualitymark


    Full body transplant


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    #16
    Miguel_Sanchez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    A sleep-in every Saturday and Sunday morning. :(


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    Lyaiera
    Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    An office. Set up my computers, scanner, bits and pieces, get a printer. If it was overlooking a cliff on the oceanfront that would be even better. Good broadband is a must though.


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    custard gannet
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 426 ✭✭custard gannet


    MAAATTTTTLOCCCKKKKK


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    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    A man cave kitted out with the best tv, stereo, games consoles etc


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    #20
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Time Machine.


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    The J Stands for Jay
    Registered Users Posts: 5,651 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    Junkyard Tom wrote: »
    An Elephant.

    You did. His name was Stampy. You loved him


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    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    If everybody had a slave including the slaves how would that work !

    I suppose the last person would be really pissed off !

    Mind you if you couldn't become a slave until say 18 then there would always be new slave in the pipeline !

    Ye can see I have given this a lot of thought !


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    janja
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭janja


    A live in massage therapist


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    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users Posts: 13,810 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    I would like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.


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    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,826 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Peace of Mind ..


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    r93kaey5p2izun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭r93kaey5p2izun


    My own home.


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    Duckjob
    Registered Users Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Duckjob


    Miguel_Sanchez wrote: »
    A sleep-in every Saturday and Sunday morning. :(

    A sleep-in any Saturday or Sunday morning. :(:(


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    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    An 18 hole,indoor golf course.The bunkers would contain cocaine instead of boring old sand,with prostitutes as greenkeepers,and somebody onsite to teach me how to play golf.


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    Severard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭Severard


    Getting this little lad for a companion:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KPq7DAF50Q&ab_channel=%C4%B0brahim%C3%96zsa%C4%9Flam


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    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    I'd love to have the luxury of a house or cottage on the beach on the west or south coast of Ireland. This damn lotto better come in in two minutes.


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    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Fillet steak and wild salmon


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