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Are men having as much sex as they let on?

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  • 01-04-2014 10:17pm
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    Jimminism
    Registered Users Posts: 22 ✭


    It makes me feel insecure when all these men claim to have loads of sex.

    Where do you get all the sex?

    In the nightclubs I have been to the place seems segregated by gender. Most men are too scared to approach a woman, the only time a man and a woman speaks to one another is if they knew each other beforehand.

    Life is passing me by and I'm not getting any. I need sex, it's a psychological need as Maslow said.

    How often do you have sex?


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    #2
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    A lot of guys exaggerate. Either that or they're frequenting escorts.


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    #3
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Jimminism wrote: »
    Most men are too scared to approach a woman, the only time a man and a woman speaks to one another is if they knew each other beforehand.
    Do you socialise in 1950s dancehalls by any chance?


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    #4
    rabwaygal
    Registered Users Posts: 159 ✭✭rabwaygal


    Am too busy having sex right now to post a meaningful reply


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    #5
    Yellowblackbird
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Yellowblackbird


    Yeah Maslow is a well known bullsh1tter. Don't listen to his stories


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    #6
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I read somewhere that women have sex too. Sometimes.


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    #7
    johnayo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    I love my right hand.:D


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    The_Gatsby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭The_Gatsby


    Stop worrying about it and it will come to you


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    beano345
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    As the "rule of 3" goes, take a mans number of sexual encounters and divide it by 3,take a woman's number and multiply it by 3!


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    #10
    MyPeopleDrankTheSoup
    Registered Users Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭MyPeopleDrankTheSoup


    10% of the men are banging 90% of the women. i really believe that stat.


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    #11
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Women enjoy sex, just as much as men do.


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    #12
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    Jimminism wrote: »
    It makes me feel insecure when all these men claim to have loads of sex.

    Where do you get all the sex?
    Relationships?


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    Cogsy88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Cogsy88


    Jimminism wrote: »
    It makes me feel insecure when all these men claim to have loads of sex.

    Where do you get all the sex?

    In the nightclubs I have been to the place seems segregated by gender. Most men are too scared to approach a woman, the only time a man and a woman speaks to one another is if they knew each other beforehand.

    Life is passing me by and I'm not getting any. I need sex, it's a psychological need as Maslow said.

    How often do you have sex?

    Your not on your own man. Apart from d night club bit havint bein to one in years but as far as I remember they arent like dat.


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    Panzer7
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16 ✭Panzer7


    Jimminism wrote: »
    It makes me feel insecure when all these men claim to have loads of sex.

    Where do you get all the sex?

    In the nightclubs I have been to the place seems segregated by gender. Most men are too scared to approach a woman, the only time a man and a woman speaks to one another is if they knew each other beforehand.

    Life is passing me by and I'm not getting any. I need sex, it's a psychological need as Maslow said.

    How often do you have sex?

    Have you tried talking to women?


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    The_Pretender
    Registered Users Posts: 594 ✭✭✭The_Pretender


    Who needs sex when you have a fleshlight. :pac:


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    #16
    newbie2013
    Registered Users Posts: 405 ✭✭newbie2013


    Pof or fab swingers


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    Cogsy88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Cogsy88


    Panzer7 wrote: »
    Have you tried talking to women?

    Dats not as easy as it sounds for some people.


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    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    The_Pretender wrote: »
    Who needs sex when you have a fleshlight.


    Me!!!!:(:(


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    Panzer7
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16 ✭Panzer7


    Cogsy88 wrote: »
    Dats not as easy as it sounds for some people.

    Well if you can't talk to a woman I'd suggest seeking professional help, that isn't healthy.


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    Cogsy88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Cogsy88


    Panzer7 wrote: »
    Well if you can't talk to a woman I'd suggest seeking professional help, that isn't healthy.

    Thanks for the advice doc. Dats what alcohol is for.


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    #21
    Holsten
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    My girlfriend provides me with sex.


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    #22
    Cogsy88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Cogsy88


    Holsten wrote: »
    My girlfriend provides me with sex.

    Count yourself lucky.


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    #23
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Cogsy88 wrote: »
    Dats not as easy as it sounds for some people.

    Seriously, women aren't some mysterious being that can't be spoken to. Turns out they're also people. Try having a chat with one without the pressure of having sex on your mind and see how that goes. The more you do practise chatting to ladies, the less scary they seem, and the more opportunities you'll actually have to sex up a lucky lady.

    Follow this patented advice and you'll be doing the horizontal, no-pants dance in no time.


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    #24
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I wish I was getting as much fanny as I let on


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    #25
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    johnayo wrote: »
    I love my right hand.:D


    So do I


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    #26
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    The_Gatsby wrote: »
    Stop worrying about it and it will come to you

    It wont


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    #27
    Busted Flat.
    Registered Users Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    I would love to let on, but nobody would believe me, haven't seen the furry cup in 14 years.


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    #28
    Cogsy88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Cogsy88


    Millicent wrote: »
    Seriously, women aren't some mysterious being that can't be spoken to. Turns out they're also people. Try having a chat with one without the pressure of having sex on your mind and see how that goes. The more you do practise chatting to ladies, the less scary they seem, and the more opportunities you'll actually have to sex up a lucky lady.

    Follow this patented advice and you'll be doing the horizontal, no-pants dance in no time.

    I don't even leave the house so I don hav to talk to anybody. Der all slags anyway jus rob your money, wreck your head and go off with one of you mates.


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    #29
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Busted Flat. wrote: »
    I would love to let on, but nobody would believe me, haven't seen the furry cup in 14 years.


    That's quite a dry spell.


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    #30
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Millicent wrote: »
    Seriously, women aren't some mysterious being that can't be spoken to. Turns out they're also people. Try having a chat with one without the pressure of having sex on your mind and see how that goes. The more you do practise chatting to ladies, the less scary they seem, and the more opportunities you'll actually have to sex up a lucky lady.

    Follow this patented advice and you'll be doing the horizontal, no-pants dance in no time.


    You can do it vertically and with your pants only partly removed


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    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    i'm having none at all, but sure at least i can go to mass without feeling guilty about pounding young lassies backsides every night i suppose


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