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Santa tracker!

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  • 24-12-2013 9:09am
    #1
    hallo dare
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    Don't forget to check this out and show your little ones for Christmas to add to the excitement!

    http://www.google.ie/santatracker/


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    #2
    Phoebas
    Registered Users Posts: 9,370 ✭✭✭Phoebas


    Also the original one
    http://www.noradsanta.org/


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    #3
    vintagecosmos
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    NORAD have wiped Ireland off the globe :(


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    #4
    hallo dare
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭hallo dare


    vintagecosmos wrote: »
    NORAD have wiped Ireland off the globe :(


    Must be German owned! :D


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    #5
    Days 298
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    We are under liquidation.

    *grabs coat*


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    #6
    Dartz
    Registered Users Posts: 4,371 ✭✭✭Dartz


    Shoot him down! Shoot the red bastard down!


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    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,519 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Hopefully he doesn't stray into Syrian airspace.


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    wazky
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    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    Hopefully he doesn't stray into Syrian airspace.


    It will be raining Rudolph confetti if he does.


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    Gokei
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    But of a conflict between the two present counters.. Weird


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    Wickerman1
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    Anyone able to access the Norad tracker today!


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    #11
    wretcheddomain
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    Santa doesn't exist.


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    #12
    SV
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    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    Santa doesn't exist.

    the fúck?


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    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Just did North Korea .... Hopefully he can evade the nukes!


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    [Deleted User]
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    thank you


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    [Deleted User]
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    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    Santa doesn't exist.


    you horrible man/woman he is real


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    The Backwards Man
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    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    Santa doesn't exist.

    You remind me of my neighbour, he's a very well-balanced man.

    He has a chip on both shoulders.


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    Phoebas
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    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    Santa doesn't exist.

    Naughty list.


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    Gokei
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    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    Santa doesn't exist.

    Course he does, his birthday is tomorrow ffs


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    Muise...
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    Fcuk Santa, the ISS is passing over at around 17.55 with way more joy and wonder.

    (if the Scroogey clouds clear.)


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    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    If this was there when I was a kid, I'd be all like, right, now I know what time he'll be here at so I can rob the b*stard.


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    RikkFlair
    Registered Users Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Muise... wrote: »
    Fcuk Santa, the ISS is passing over at around 17.55 with way more joy and wonder.

    (if the Scroogey clouds clear.)

    Gonna be a few garden gnomes and wheelie bins passing over too if this wind doesn't piss off.


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    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    I can prove Santa doesn't exist - you can't prove he does exist. I win.

    Top 10 Similarities between God and Santa
    * Both watch you 24 hours a day whether you're naughty or nice
    * Rewards you if you do what he says
    * Punishes you if you get out of line with no presents
    * You can't see either of them
    * Santa is used to manipulate children to do what they're told, God is used by clergy to manipulate adults to do what they're told
    * Both require you to love and fear at the same time
    * Both are often imaged as a man in the sky with a white beard
    * God has angels to do his work while Santa employs elves
    * Both ideas have been invented by humans without evidence of their existence
    * Santa provides comfort for children while God provides comfort for adults
    Conclusion: God is the adult version of Santa and more importantly; there's no evidence for either and therefore neither exist. Children grow up without Santa but some people still have a childish mind as adults in their refusal to give up God.


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    Gokei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Gokei


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    I can prove Santa doesn't exist - you can't prove he does exist. I win.

    Top 10 Similarities between God and Santa
    * Both watch you 24 hours a day whether you're naughty or nice
    * Rewards you if you do what he says
    * Punishes you if you get out of line with no presents
    * You can't see either of them
    * Santa is used to manipulate children to do what they're told, God is used by clergy to manipulate adults to do what they're told
    * Both require you to love and fear at the same time
    * Both are often imaged as a man in the sky with a white beard
    * God has angels to do his work while Santa employs elves
    * Both ideas have been invented by humans without evidence of their existence
    * Santa provides comfort for children while God provides comfort for adults
    Conclusion: God is the adult version of Santa and more importantly; there's no evidence for either and therefore neither exist. Children grow up without Santa but some people still have a childish mind as adults in their refusal to give up God.

    Extrapolation there'll be presents under the tree in the morning proving Santa's existence, and by vertue of your conclusion, Gods.


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    #24
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Phoebas wrote: »
    Also the original one
    http://www.noradsanta.org/
    Google don't have radar or satellites and aren't trying to sell you anything, well except peace through superior firepower.

    He's in China now. Lets hope all the good little girls and boys have been working hard and have all the presents ready for him to collect.


    [edit]Mongolia - he's moving fast


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    #25
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Gokei wrote: »
    Extrapolation there'll be presents under the tree in the morning proving Santa's existence, and by vertue of your conclusion, Gods.

    There's a reason why Santa Claus is an anagram of A Salsa Cúnt...


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    The Backwards Man
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    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    There's a reason why Santa Claus is an anagram of A Salsa Cúnt...
    The same reason wretched domain is an anagram of 'hermetic odd wan'?:p


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    Days 298
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    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    I can prove Santa doesn't exist - you can't prove he does exist. I win.

    Top 10 Similarities between God and Santa
    * Both watch you 24 hours a day whether you're naughty or nice
    * Rewards you if you do what he says
    * Punishes you if you get out of line with no presents
    * You can't see either of them
    * Santa is used to manipulate children to do what they're told, God is used by clergy to manipulate adults to do what they're told
    * Both require you to love and fear at the same time
    * Both are often imaged as a man in the sky with a white beard
    * God has angels to do his work while Santa employs elves
    * Both ideas have been invented by humans without evidence of their existence
    * Santa provides comfort for children while God provides comfort for adults
    Conclusion: God is the adult version of Santa and more importantly; there's no evidence for either and therefore neither exist. Children grow up without Santa but some people still have a childish mind as adults in their refusal to give up God.
    Boo hoo


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    TheMilkyPirate
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    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    I can prove Santa doesn't exist - you can't prove he does exist. I win.

    Top 10 Similarities between God and Santa
    * Both watch you 24 hours a day whether you're naughty or nice
    * Rewards you if you do what he says
    * Punishes you if you get out of line with no presents
    * You can't see either of them
    * Santa is used to manipulate children to do what they're told, God is used by clergy to manipulate adults to do what they're told
    * Both require you to love and fear at the same time
    * Both are often imaged as a man in the sky with a white beard
    * God has angels to do his work while Santa employs elves
    * Both ideas have been invented by humans without evidence of their existence
    * Santa provides comfort for children while God provides comfort for adults
    Conclusion: God is the adult version of Santa and more importantly; there's no evidence for either and therefore neither exist. Children grow up without Santa but some people still have a childish mind as adults in their refusal to give up God.

    Oh piss off will ye ffs it's Christmas


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    #29
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    The same reason wretched domain is an anagram of 'hermetic odd wan'?:p

    I was going to find an anagram of The Backwards Man but it speaks volumes as it is at the moment ;)

    You could always be the The Mad Scab Wankr


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    #30
    Gokei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Gokei


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    There's a reason why Santa Claus is an anagram of A Salsa Cúnt...

    Not following you


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    #31
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Gokei wrote: »
    Not following you

    Do you think Santa stays up in that grotto doing nothing with those elves?

    I predict Santa is next in line for investigation following Rolf Harris, Jimmy Savile, Noel Edmonds, Jim Davidson etc.


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