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Uncontrollable Laughing

  • 28-10-2010 10:40AM
    #1
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭


    Nothing worse than it in work ffs! Mate sent me a classic of a text and I've basically been biting my tongue ever since, it's not one that can be repeated either.

    It's given me a fit of the 'giggles' was sweating like a whore in a church trying to keep it in!

    Any idea how to cure it???


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  • #2
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    text or GTFO


  • #3
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Think of your Mam and Dad having sex.


  • #4
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    Kiera wrote: »
    Think of your Mam and Dad having sex.

    he wants a cure for the giggles not a trigger for psycosis


  • #5
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Kiera wrote: »
    Think of your Mam and Dad having sex.

    :eek:
    Ok now a thread about uncontrollable crying..........


  • #6
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    I'm afraid there is no cure my horse riding friend. In fact trying to cure it only makes it worse. You have now entered 'THE GIGGLE LOOP!!!!!'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDdYM1nMmuc


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Get this guy here to cook you lunch. You will be amazed how powerful an incentive suffering from THAT is for holding laughter in.


  • #8
    fakearms123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    Avoid spicy food and leave toilet roll in the fridge.... oh wait sorry that's advice for if you had diarrhea


  • #9
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Get this guy here to cook you lunch. You will be amazed how powerful an incentive suffering from THAT is for holding laughter in.

    Yeah but if I am sitting around after the dinner and start laughing I may end up with a little 'tea stain' on me kaks!!! :(


  • #10
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    was sweating like a whore in a church trying to keep it in!

    Why would a whore be sweating in a church?


  • #11
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    kfallon wrote: »
    Nothing worse than it in work ffs! Mate sent me a classic of a text and I've basically been biting my tongue ever since, it's not one that can be repeated either.

    It's given me a fit of the 'giggles' was sweating like a whore in a church trying to keep it in!

    Any idea how to cure it???

    Staple your nuts to the desk, you want be laughing or having kids in a hurry.

    Although others may laugh at you.


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    kfallon wrote: »
    Yeah but if I am sitting around after the dinner and start laughing I may end up with a little 'tea stain' on me kaks!!! :(

    Alternatively just let it all out (the laughter not the other thing) in one big crazy burst, and then just Stop and continue working as if nothing happened.

    Not only will your problem be solved, but you find people in work do not mess with you as often as they did, and there is always a suddenly clear path to the coffee machine every time you head that way.


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hasmunch wrote: »
    Why would a whore be sweating in a church?

    They tend to dress up for church, which is a lot more than they are normally used to wearing at work.


  • #14
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Not only will your problem be solved, but you find people in work do not mess with you as often as they did, and there is always a suddenly clear path to the coffee machine every time you head that way.

    Don't worry, people know not 'annoy' me in here, I've perfected the non-approachable look after many years!

    And I don't drink coffee!


  • #15
    chakotha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 912 ✭✭✭chakotha


    Think about calculus.


  • #16
    Da Bounca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Da Bounca


    What's the joke ffs


  • #17
    bigneacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    text or GTFO
    Da Bounca wrote: »
    What's the joke ffs

    +1


  • #18
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I'm a little bit sad today. Share the laugher


  • #19
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I'm a little bit sad today. Share the laugher

    Don't worry, Bowser is all out of viagra and mario is on the way.. You won't have to endure much longer.


  • #20
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Sykk wrote: »
    Don't worry, Bowser is all out of viagra and mario is on the way.. You won't have to endure much longer.

    You think sad and horny are the same thing. You must be great in relationships.


  • #21
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    It was actually horse racing related but it's in pretty bad taste!


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  • #22
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    You think sad and horny are the same thing. You must be great in relationships.

    Username: Princess Peach... You don't get the joke. You must have a fantastic personality.


  • #23
    curlzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    kfallon wrote: »
    It was actually horse racing related but it's in pretty bad taste!

    Just tell us, go on go on go on go on go on go on go on etc etc


  • #24
    Maniacle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 179 ✭✭Maniacle


    Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt
    Tell us ;)


  • #25
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Sykk wrote: »
    Username: Princess Peach... You don't get the joke. You must have a fantastic personality.

    This made me even sadder. Thank you.


  • #26
    Mc Love
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,015 ✭✭✭✭Mc Love


    Nothing worse when its in church! Went to christmas mass once with my mate and his family and I swear my face was blue keeping the laughter in!


  • #27
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    kfallon wrote: »
    It was actually horse racing related but it's in pretty bad taste!

    You're not actually Kieren Fallon are you?... :eek:


  • #28
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Sykk wrote: »
    You're not actually Kieran Fallon are you?... :eek:

    Kieren......and no!


  • #29
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I don't want to hear it anymore. You've built it up to much and I think we'll just all be disappointed.


  • #30
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    kfallon wrote: »
    Kieren......and no!
    /sadface!

    C'mon, spill the beans anyway!


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  • #31
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Yeah I bet the joke is shite and you'll just look stupid if you tell us.

    /reverse psychology


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