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Anyone know any quick cures for diarrhea?

0verblood · 2010-10-28 10:35:37

Got a bit of diarrhea there, tried to cook a romantic dinner but ended up giving myself and the OH the scutthers! HA! I've been recommended Immodium but that just keeps everything in. Anyone have any home made granny recipes? Thanks

28-10-2010 11:35AM

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Got a bit of diarrhea there, tried to cook a romantic dinner but ended up giving myself and the OH the scutthers! HA!

I've been recommended Immodium but that just keeps everything in. Anyone have any home made granny recipes? Thanks

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#2 28-10-2010 11:36AM

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Charcoal tablets.

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#3 28-10-2010 11:37AM

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Bisto -- Browns and Thickens

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#4 28-10-2010 11:38AM

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Take a shiit??? There's only so much that can come out you know!

There was new furniture in the bogs in work this morn, I left a couple of big stools in there!

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#5 28-10-2010 11:38AM

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0verblood wrote: »

Got a bit of diarrhea there, tried to cook a romantic dinner but ended up giving myself and the OH the scutthers! HA!

I've been recommended Immodium but that just keeps everything in. Anyone have any home made granny recipes? Thanks

Well ya either want it in or out?

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#6 28-10-2010 11:39AM

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Well you said you made a romantic dinner. Assumably that means theres a wine cork or two lying around......

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#7 28-10-2010 11:39AM

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0verblood wrote: »

any home made granny recipes? Thanks

like something from a Saw movie maybe?

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#8 28-10-2010 11:39AM

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A butt plug should solve all your problems.

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#9 28-10-2010 11:40AM

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Plug the hole.

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#10 28-10-2010 11:41AM

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0verblood wrote: »

Anyone have any home made granny recipes?

I'm not an expert but I think that cooking your Granny will not help your problem.

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#11 28-10-2010 11:41AM

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Real answer: immodium & take in plenty of water
AH answer: a butt plug. or a sock or something

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#12 28-10-2010 11:41AM

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lots of orange or apple juice.
get it all out of your system as fast as you can.

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#13 28-10-2010 11:43AM

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sports drinks. failing that salty food and water

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#14 28-10-2010 11:44AM

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Wait your girlfriend has diarrhea too?? ohhh dude think of the dirty scat sex you two could be doing right now! She squats one out on your chest and you rub it around your nipples then its your turn and you shoot out a messy one down her chin! ahh beautiful!

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#15 28-10-2010 11:46AM

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Take about 3mg of Loperamide hydrochloride.

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#16 28-10-2010 11:47AM

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fakearms123 wrote: »

Wait your girlfriend has diarrhea too?? ohhh dude think of the dirty scat sex you two could be doing right now! She squats one out on your chest and you rub it around your nipples then its your turn and you shoot out a messy one down her chin! ahh beautiful!

:eek:

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#17 28-10-2010 11:47AM

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fakearms123 wrote: »

Wait your girlfriend has diarrhea too?? ohhh dude think of the dirty scat sex you two could be doing right now! She squats one out on your chest and you rub it around your nipples then its your turn and you shoot out a messy one down her chin! ahh beautiful!

No breakfast for me!
*Throws nutella on toast out window*

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#18 28-10-2010 11:48AM

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What little innocence and purity I had left just got ripped away.

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#19 28-10-2010 11:48AM

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fakearms123 wrote: »

Wait your girlfriend has diarrhea too?? ohhh dude think of the dirty scat sex you two could be doing right now! She squats one out on your chest and you rub it around your nipples then its your turn and you shoot out a messy one down her chin! ahh beautiful!

/ Checks google images - safe search off...............

:eek:

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#20 28-10-2010 11:50AM

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I hope to God you're not on your laptop in the bathroom right now

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#21 28-10-2010 11:52AM

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fakearms123 wrote: »

Wait your girlfriend has diarrhea too?? ohhh dude think of the dirty scat sex you two could be doing right now! She squats one out on your chest and you rub it around your nipples then its your turn and you shoot out a messy one down her chin! ahh beautiful!

Can you block individual posters on this site? I'm scared of this person!

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In Before FlutterinBantam!

Guava should do the trick.

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#23 28-10-2010 11:55AM

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revz wrote: »

Real answer: immodium & take in plenty of water
AH answer: a butt plug. or a sock or something

Yeah but immodium keeps it IN! I want the bad bacteria OUT! It's usually used for people who need to travel or go to work or something where going to the toilet every 30 seconds isn't possible. I'm grand here sitting at home. I just need something to thicken it up and stop it, it's no emergency really just a small inconvenience. I'm thinking a rake of spuds should do the trick. (not spuds up the hole, I mean eating them, a good dose of starch like)

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#24 28-10-2010 11:57AM

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Princess Peach wrote: »

Can you block individual posters on this site? I'm scared of this person!

Funniest thing I've read on AH! :pac:

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#25 28-10-2010 11:59AM

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0verblood wrote: »

Yeah but immodium keeps it IN! I want the bad bacteria OUT! It's usually used for people who need to travel or go to work or something where going to the toilet every 30 seconds isn't possible. I'm grand here sitting at home. I just need something to thicken it up and stop it, it's no emergency really just a small inconvenience. I'm thinking a rake of spuds should do the trick. (not spuds up the hole, I mean eating them, a good dose of starch like)

Sawdust can be good for drying up messes like this:cool:

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#26 28-10-2010 12:01PM

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0verblood wrote: »

I want the bad bacteria OUT!

Find out what the joke over here was. If you find it half as funny as he did, it should help you force it all out at speed.

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#27 28-10-2010 12:09PM

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elviscostello wrote: »

I'm not an expert but I think that cooking your Granny will not help your problem.

Storebought Granny has really improved lately anyway.

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#28 28-10-2010 12:11PM

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Eat tinned pineapple-it works,while waiting for it to kick in,use empty tin if caught short.

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#29 28-10-2010 12:17PM

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0verblood wrote: »

Got a bit of diarrhea there, tried to cook a romantic dinner but ended up giving myself and the OH the scutthers! HA!

I am curious....what did you cook that went so wrong?

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#30 28-10-2010 12:39PM

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I've heard bananas are good for the runs - eaten and NOT inserted that is.

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#31 28-10-2010 12:42PM

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fakearms123 wrote: »

Wait your girlfriend has diarrhea too?? ohhh dude think of the dirty scat sex you two could be doing right now! She squats one out on your chest and you rub it around your nipples then its your turn and you shoot out a messy one down her chin! ahh beautiful!

YEAH!

Do a journey into darkness and tape it.

I can never find one of those in the amateur feeds.

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