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Anyone know any quick cures for diarrhea?

  • 28-10-2010 10:35AM
    #1
    0verblood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭0verblood


    Got a bit of diarrhea there, tried to cook a romantic dinner but ended up giving myself and the OH the scutthers! HA!

    I've been recommended Immodium but that just keeps everything in. Anyone have any home made granny recipes? Thanks


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  • #2
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Charcoal tablets.


  • #3
    neacy69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,818 ✭✭✭neacy69


    Bisto -- Browns and Thickens


  • #4
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Take a shiit??? There's only so much that can come out you know!

    There was new furniture in the bogs in work this morn, I left a couple of big stools in there!


  • #5
    Ush1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,467 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    0verblood wrote: »
    Got a bit of diarrhea there, tried to cook a romantic dinner but ended up giving myself and the OH the scutthers! HA!

    I've been recommended Immodium but that just keeps everything in. Anyone have any home made granny recipes? Thanks

    Well ya either want it in or out?:confused:


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Well you said you made a romantic dinner. Assumably that means theres a wine cork or two lying around......


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  • #7
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,241 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    0verblood wrote: »
    any home made granny recipes? Thanks

    like something from a Saw movie maybe?


  • #8
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    A butt plug should solve all your problems.


  • #9
    Maniacle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 179 ✭✭Maniacle


    Plug the hole.


  • #10
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    0verblood wrote: »
    Anyone have any home made granny recipes?

    I'm not an expert but I think that cooking your Granny will not help your problem.


  • #11
    revz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭revz


    Real answer: immodium & take in plenty of water
    AH answer: a butt plug. or a sock or something


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  • #12
    Br4tPr1nc3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭Br4tPr1nc3


    lots of orange or apple juice.
    get it all out of your system as fast as you can.


  • #13
    justsomebloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,406 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    sports drinks. failing that salty food and water


  • #14
    fakearms123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    Wait your girlfriend has diarrhea too?? ohhh dude think of the dirty scat sex you two could be doing right now! She squats one out on your chest and you rub it around your nipples then its your turn and you shoot out a messy one down her chin! ahh beautiful!


  • #15
    CrazyRabbit
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    Take about 3mg of Loperamide hydrochloride.


  • #16
    Maniacle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 179 ✭✭Maniacle


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    Wait your girlfriend has diarrhea too?? ohhh dude think of the dirty scat sex you two could be doing right now! She squats one out on your chest and you rub it around your nipples then its your turn and you shoot out a messy one down her chin! ahh beautiful!

    :eek:


  • #17
    storm2811
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    Wait your girlfriend has diarrhea too?? ohhh dude think of the dirty scat sex you two could be doing right now! She squats one out on your chest and you rub it around your nipples then its your turn and you shoot out a messy one down her chin! ahh beautiful!

    No breakfast for me!
    *Throws nutella on toast out window*


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
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    What little innocence and purity I had left just got ripped away.


  • #19
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    Wait your girlfriend has diarrhea too?? ohhh dude think of the dirty scat sex you two could be doing right now! She squats one out on your chest and you rub it around your nipples then its your turn and you shoot out a messy one down her chin! ahh beautiful!

    / Checks google images - safe search off...............



    :eek:

    ;)


  • #20
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I hope to God you're not on your laptop in the bathroom right now


  • #21
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    Wait your girlfriend has diarrhea too?? ohhh dude think of the dirty scat sex you two could be doing right now! She squats one out on your chest and you rub it around your nipples then its your turn and you shoot out a messy one down her chin! ahh beautiful!

    Can you block individual posters on this site? I'm scared of this person!


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  • #22
    Gyalist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    In Before FlutterinBantam!

    Guava should do the trick.


  • #23
    0verblood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭0verblood


    revz wrote: »
    Real answer: immodium & take in plenty of water
    AH answer: a butt plug. or a sock or something

    Yeah but immodium keeps it IN! I want the bad bacteria OUT! It's usually used for people who need to travel or go to work or something where going to the toilet every 30 seconds isn't possible. I'm grand here sitting at home. I just need something to thicken it up and stop it, it's no emergency really just a small inconvenience. I'm thinking a rake of spuds should do the trick. (not spuds up the hole, I mean eating them, a good dose of starch like)


  • #24
    fakearms123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Can you block individual posters on this site? I'm scared of this person!

    Funniest thing I've read on AH! :pac:


  • #25
    jimthemental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    0verblood wrote: »
    Yeah but immodium keeps it IN! I want the bad bacteria OUT! It's usually used for people who need to travel or go to work or something where going to the toilet every 30 seconds isn't possible. I'm grand here sitting at home. I just need something to thicken it up and stop it, it's no emergency really just a small inconvenience. I'm thinking a rake of spuds should do the trick. (not spuds up the hole, I mean eating them, a good dose of starch like)

    Sawdust can be good for drying up messes like this:cool:


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
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    0verblood wrote: »
    I want the bad bacteria OUT!

    Find out what the joke over here was. If you find it half as funny as he did, it should help you force it all out at speed.


  • #27
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,461 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    elviscostello wrote: »
    I'm not an expert but I think that cooking your Granny will not help your problem.

    Storebought Granny has really improved lately anyway.


  • #28
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Eat tinned pineapple-it works,while waiting for it to kick in,use empty tin if caught short.


  • #29
    Zynks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,683 ✭✭✭Zynks


    0verblood wrote: »
    Got a bit of diarrhea there, tried to cook a romantic dinner but ended up giving myself and the OH the scutthers! HA!

    I am curious....what did you cook that went so wrong?


  • #30
    Delancey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,451 ✭✭✭Delancey


    I've heard bananas are good for the runs - eaten and NOT inserted that is.


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  • #31
    senordingdong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    Wait your girlfriend has diarrhea too?? ohhh dude think of the dirty scat sex you two could be doing right now! She squats one out on your chest and you rub it around your nipples then its your turn and you shoot out a messy one down her chin! ahh beautiful!

    YEAH!

    Do a journey into darkness and tape it.

    I can never find one of those in the amateur feeds.


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