Bulmers pear (best laxative known to man?)

chem · 24-05-2009 7:54pm #1

Tried the new pear bulmers last night. Love the taste etc...... but dont enjoy the side effects :eek: spent most of the night in the jacks!!! And it wasnt my head in the bowl. Has anyone else had this side effect with bulmers pear?

MIN2511 · 24-05-2009 7:57pm

Ah ffs no one wants to know

5318008! · 24-05-2009 8:04pm

lol. Now i know what to buy people whenever it's my round

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Snowie · 24-05-2009 8:05pm

MIN2511 wrote: »

Ah ffs no one wants to know

Im glad to hear about this par cider

i like pair cider its nice....

as for lexitive ciggerate and a cup of coffe is a shore way to make you want to go.:(

Schism · 24-05-2009 8:07pm

Must... correct.. spelling...

sean6477 · 24-05-2009 8:19pm

Yeah decided to grab 6 cans of the stuff in the offi a couple of weeks ago, didnt fancy it much.
Dont get me wrong i dont mind taking a piss after a drink,, but not outta ma fúckin ass!!

super_furry · 24-05-2009 8:19pm

Was going to make a similar thread. Had six bottles last night watching the match and ended up coming home because it was so bad. Just pure liquid coming out.

sceptre · 24-05-2009 8:20pm

Bulmers pear is a far nicer drink after you shake it to get rid of the excess fizz.

chem · 24-05-2009 8:27pm

Folks not messing ........this stuff should be on pe(a)rcription only. The stomach was like a bubble machine gone nuts. After the 3rd :rolleyes: pint it was like pulling the pin on a grenade. Only 10 seconds to get rid of it:o Is it an evil joke by Bulmers R&D department?

Captain-America · 24-05-2009 8:33pm

I tried it for the first time last night also. Only had the one can though. No side effects for me. Nothing worse than usual anyway.

Your pears must not have been ripe.

chem · 24-05-2009 8:39pm

Captain-America wrote: »

I tried it for the first time last night also. Only had the one can though. No side effects for me. Nothing worse than usual anyway.

Your pears must not have been ripe.

TBH I was praying to God. to take me now Lord take me now! toilet roll in the frezzer from now on. Or a last man not sh1ting compition with the m8s:pac:

phasers · 24-05-2009 8:43pm

Cider is for working class people

Mossy Monk · 24-05-2009 8:50pm

I drank 7 cans of it 3 weeks ago and no nasty visits to the bog

I have to say it is pretty tasty too.

Aidric · 24-05-2009 8:52pm

phasers wrote: »

Cider is for working class people

And the homeless. Don't forget the homeless.

jester77 · 24-05-2009 9:10pm

At least it will save you on an enema!

slippy wicket · 24-05-2009 9:34pm

God, i thought it was just koppaberg that flushed out your guts:eek:

galwayrush · 24-05-2009 9:36pm

jester77 wrote: »

At least it will save you on an enema!

A full pear would make an unforgetable enema.:eek:

slippy wicket · 24-05-2009 9:47pm

galwayrush wrote: »

A full pear would make an unforgetable enema.:eek:

Nah, that just sounds like a fun night in.:D

2 stroke · 24-05-2009 11:23pm

No prob here except didn't like the canned stuff, I've downed several bottles on a few occasions.

Joey the lips · 25-05-2009 12:04am

Have not tried it yet have been drinking koppenberger for a while though and I imagine bulmers will taste good

My side effect on cider is I get massive thirst in the morning, wake up with furry mouth ( Your ma before you say it):D

mewmoo · 25-05-2009 12:12am

Haven't had it yet, but most cider makes me take more trips to the bathroom than beer would.

BaconZombie · 25-05-2009 12:54am

If you've been drinking koppenberger for a while do try the Bulmers, it takes like crap and you'll have a horrible fake pear taste in your mouth the next day on top of your hangover.

Joey the lips wrote: »

Have not tried it yet have been drinking koppenberger for a while though and I imagine bulmers will taste good

My side effect on cider is I get massive thirst in the morning, wake up with furry mouth ( Your ma before you say it):D

CianRyan · 25-05-2009 4:41am

I'd prefer the runs than what you get after a night on Guinness.
My life was never the same after the first big black.

EdgarAllenPoo · 25-05-2009 7:40am

Aidric wrote: »

And the homeless. Don't forget the homeless.

Thought they only drank Bavaria,Dutch Gold or Castlemaine(or basically anything you can get for €1 in supervalu.

galwayrush wrote: »

A full pear would make an unforgetable enema.:eek:

Pineapple would be better-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YssMT0qXYOw

CianRyan wrote: »

I'd prefer the runs than what you get after a night on Guinness.
My life was never the same after the first big black.

Once you go black..you go deaf:D

Caoimhín · 25-05-2009 7:59am

That remings me of the old morning after saying;

"I hope the arse doesnt fall out of my world......
because the world just fell out of my arse"

FlutterinBantam · 25-05-2009 8:40am

MIN2511 wrote: »

Ah ffs no one wants to know

Hello!!!!

Just because YOU don't want to know doesn't mean no one wants to know.

I found it a very informative and interesting post tbh.

Heisenberg. · 25-05-2009 9:08am

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Mr Benevolent · 25-05-2009 9:22am

Guinness. A very efficient laxative for me. And disgusting stuff too, like beer dregs.

regob · 25-05-2009 10:28am

chem wrote: »

Tried the new pear bulmers last night. Love the taste etc...... but dont enjoy the side effects :eek: spent most of the night in the jacks!!! And it wasnt my head in the bowl. Has anyone else had this side effect with bulmers pear?

i actually did

mp3guy · 25-05-2009 11:00am

Yeah, first time I had it I had 4 cans, and things were running free by the end of the night.

Seems like this is a common problem.

lost marbles · 25-05-2009 12:14pm

speaking of cider
has anyone tried that new DIXONS CIDER .

my girlfriend likes to make a hot toddy out of it .she heats it up in a pot .

she loves " hot dixons cider ":D:D:D

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