Hands down your pants...

manlad · 21-11-2011 5:13pm #1

I developed a terrible habit of sticking my hands down by trackies. It gets worse when I'm on the telephone. My mother told me I'm a disgusting human being. I've told her lots of guys do it...

Do you?

chin_grin · 21-11-2011 5:14pm

Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bud!

Saila · 21-11-2011 5:14pm

only in front of girls I dont know on the street when they are walking towards me

Fishooks12 · 21-11-2011 5:14pm

I generally don't do it unless I'm in my local district court showing contempt for "the filth"

The Internet Explorer · 21-11-2011 5:15pm

Bitches love disgusting human beings.

Snakeblood · 21-11-2011 5:15pm

manlad wrote: »

I developed a terrible habit of sticking my hands down by trackies. It gets worse when I'm on the telephone. My mother told me I'm a disgusting human being. I've told her lots of guys do it...

Do you?

You're the worst person.

corktina · 21-11-2011 5:16pm

oh hands down YOUR pants, I thought you meant MY pants.

Just checked, there are no hands down my pants, but you'll never guess what I found!:eek:

CardBordWindow · 21-11-2011 5:16pm

DON'T YOU HATE PANTS??

That_Guy · 21-11-2011 5:16pm

manlad wrote: »

I developed a terrible habit of sticking my hands down by trackies. It gets worse when I'm on the telephone. My mother told me I'm a disgusting human being. I've told her lots of guys do it...

Do you?

I hope you weren't on the phone to your mam with your hands down there.

Unavailable for Comment · 21-11-2011 5:17pm

manlad wrote: »

I developed a terrible habit of sticking my hands down by trackies. It gets worse when I'm on the telephone. My mother told me I'm a disgusting human being. I've told her lots of guys do it...

Do you?

I can honestly say my hands have never gone near your pants. Still I can understand you need to ask if loads of guys are. . .

manlad · 21-11-2011 5:17pm

chin_grin wrote: »

Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bud!

sorry when I mentioned trackies I meant all forms of trouser clothing. Just for the record I'm not a scumbag.

I'm rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams (i'm on the dole, though I have a degree in marketing, just cant get a god damn job, bluffers degree)

Snakeblood · 21-11-2011 5:18pm

manlad wrote: »

sorry when I mentioned trackies I meant all forms of trouser clothing. Just for the record I'm not a scumbag.

I'm rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams (i'm on the dole, though I have a degree in marketing, just cant get a god damn job, bluffers degree)

Take your hands out of your ****ing pants during the interviews.

Kylo Ren · 21-11-2011 5:18pm

Do you smell your fingers after?

Fishooks12 · 21-11-2011 5:19pm

manlad wrote: »

sorry when I mentioned trackies I meant all forms of trouser clothing. Just for the record I'm not a scumbag.

I'm rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams (i'm on the dole, though I have a degree in marketing, just cant get a god damn job, bluffers degree)

Maybe keep the hands out of the pants during interviews

Fishooks12 · 21-11-2011 5:19pm

Snakeblood wrote: »

Take your hands out of your ****ing pants during the interviews.

awww snap

aaronjumper · 21-11-2011 5:19pm

Other than to adjust myself no.

One of my friends does this
and I think it's kind of weird.

jester77 · 21-11-2011 5:20pm

manlad wrote: »

sorry when I mentioned trackies I meant all forms of trouser clothing. Just for the record I'm not a scumbag.

I'm rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams (i'm on the dole, though I have a degree in marketing, just cant get a god damn job, bluffers degree)

You really should try keeping your hands out of your pants during interviews, just focus on them being naked instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT9hIW8sjJg

manlad · 21-11-2011 5:21pm

I don't do it walking down the street which I have seen. Just while I'm chillin watching t.v (no porn) and on the mobile.

Teyla Emmagan · 21-11-2011 5:21pm

Your mother is right.

Fishooks12 · 21-11-2011 5:22pm

manlad wrote: »

I don't do it walking down the street which I have seen. Just while I'm chillin watching t.v (no porn) and on the mobile.

This right here is how we know you're a dirtbag

You definitely watch copious amounts of pornography

The King of Moo · 21-11-2011 5:24pm

That's where you're hiding the phone you stole from me! :pac:

saywhatyousee · 21-11-2011 5:24pm

Yeah i do it a bit aswell op its warm down there :P

manlad · 21-11-2011 5:25pm

Fishooks12 wrote: »

This right here is how we know you're a dirtbag

You definitely watch copious amounts of pornography

does be hard to pass time on the dole.

stupidusername · 21-11-2011 5:25pm

I was just telling a friend the other night that I used to do this all the time when I was on the phone.and down my top. My whole family do it actually. Nothing sexual to it,just habit.

Immaculate Pasta · 21-11-2011 5:26pm

manlad wrote: »

I developed a terrible habit of sticking my hands down by trackies. It gets worse when I'm on the telephone. My mother told me I'm a disgusting human being. I've told her lots of guys do it...

Do you?

I think you're the worst human being I have ever come across :cool:

charlemont · 21-11-2011 5:28pm

Starry Bud Lets git sum odds fur sum Dutch Gold :rolleyes:

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Teyla Emmagan · 21-11-2011 5:28pm

Why don't you just get yourself a pair of pants with a BELT, one you can't get your grubby little hands under?

Irish Guitarist · 21-11-2011 5:29pm

Wear jeans. It will take more effort to get your hands down them.

ejmaztec · 21-11-2011 5:30pm

Keno 92 wrote: »

Do you smell your fingers after?

I expect everyone in his house can smell his fingers when they need to use the phone.

manlad · 21-11-2011 5:32pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

I expect everyone in his house can smell his fingers when they need to use the phone.

Mobile phone brah. The dog goes wild for a wee whiff though.

Captain Darling · 21-11-2011 5:33pm

Do you tuck your tracksuit into your socks as well?

manlad · 21-11-2011 5:35pm

Captain Darling wrote: »

Do you tuck your tracksuit into your socks as well?

I mentioned earlier I'm not that type of person.

Besides I'd look stupid with my bottoms tucked into my socks:rolleyes:

Witcher · 21-11-2011 5:36pm

Ya look stupid feeling the balls off yourself while on the phone too:pac:

some random drunk · 21-11-2011 5:37pm

I guess the big question is do you stick your hands down the front or the back of your pants? I will judge your level of disgustingness based on your answer.

flutterflye · 21-11-2011 5:38pm

I get some funny looks when I do that in public.
Is there some rule that it's not acceptable for girls to do it or something??

Captain Darling · 21-11-2011 5:38pm

manlad wrote: »

I mentioned earlier I'm not that type of person.

Besides I'd look stupid with my bottoms tucked into my socks:rolleyes:

As opposed to going around looking like a chronic wanker?

manlad · 21-11-2011 5:38pm

some random drunk wrote: »

I guess the big question is do you stick your hands down the front or the back of your pants? I will judge your level of disgustingness based on your answer.

front man, I shower daily so there isn't usually a smell. Baby powder is the shiznit for any ball sack

manlad · 21-11-2011 5:41pm

Captain Darling wrote: »

As opposed to going around looking like a chronic wanker?

I don't do it in public, it just happened that I was walking around outside the house talking on the phone with my left hand down my jocks, and my mum seen me. (my house is in the middle of nowhere, nearest neighbour is 2 miles)

ImpossibleDuck · 21-11-2011 5:46pm

What the hell is with this? I know a lot of fellas that do it very publicly. I don't understand it

corktina · 21-11-2011 8:57pm

ImpossibleDuck wrote: »

What the hell is with this? I know a lot of fellas that do it very publicly. I don't understand it

they're all ****, whats hard to understand?

For Forks Sake · 21-11-2011 9:01pm

You on the left or the right of this pic? http://i42.tinypic.com/97qqg6.jpg

pragmatic1 · 21-11-2011 9:04pm

manlad wrote: »

I don't do it walking down the street which I have seen. Just while I'm chillin watching t.v (no porn) and on the mobile.

Yeah do it all the time. Its comforting.

vampire of kilmainham · 21-11-2011 9:10pm

are you chucking the ol nob while your hand is down your pants:D

Gummy Panda · 21-11-2011 9:22pm

Admit it, you've got jock itch!!

Aoifey! · 21-11-2011 9:23pm

I have a really bad habit of doing this when I'm on the phone or watching tv. My boyfriend's always giving out to me for it

cocoshovel · 21-11-2011 9:34pm

I do this when at home. Its incredibly comfortable and its not like I'm fondling my balls or anything just resting my hand down there getting some warmth

. Also rubbing your belly is great too. Well it used to be better when I was really fat.

inmyday · 21-11-2011 9:38pm

I hate you so much op, I really really do.

You actually said, youre rich beyond your wildest dreams, which is obviously a spoof as you live with mammy and on the dole!
You use words like "brah" and "shiznit". Enough said!

Aldee84 · 21-11-2011 9:42pm

Scobie mc scobie looking me thinks lol

aujopimur · 21-11-2011 9:51pm

Do you get a stiffy when you have your hands down your pants with the mammy looking at you.

Spook80 · 21-11-2011 10:01pm

I love putting my hands down my pants. Nothing sexual about it, my hands would stay outside boxer.
Only problem is it makes me sleepy so i sometimes have to take them out if i'm in danger of falling asleep through a movie or something. :pac:

Best thread ever.

cocoshovel · 21-11-2011 10:05pm

DaveM80 wrote: »

Only problem is it makes me sleepy so i sometimes have to take them out if i'm in danger of falling asleep through a movie or something.

I wouldn't say thats the only problem. Another one is when someone walks in and it looks like you were ****.

Hands down your pants...

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